Agent Mulder, what the hell is going on?
Laura Palmer's murderer was a demonic entity.
The real human bean, and the real hero of the series.
>>80363027
normally he would have been demoted a bunch of times for not controlling his agents better
>>80363027
A space alien has possessed the body of a reanimated super natural serial killer. We're gonna need a team of blue berets and a hundred gallons of toothpaste to stop this bastard
>>80363402
It was all part of the plan.
Mulder, I...
>>80363510
/fit/ skinner
best skinner
>>80363678
[seed chewing intensifies]
>>80363027
Do you think Skinner contributed to the TSP, the government employee 401(k)?
>>80363027
>>80363510
I was going to suggest that you need to get laid, sir, but it seems you have that covered already. I hope nothing happens to her after you doggy her bareback like a beast.
>>80364434
Would preggo Scully still tag along on mysteries?
>>80364430
Do you think skinner invested heavily in the DUST 3 times convertible ETF.
Rule 34 on Skinner?
uh uh I swear I was just takin a piss!
I was just by scullys house and I had to take a leak alright!
>>80363402
>normally
>the x-files
How bout you go read a few more x files fuckwad
>>80363402
You've never actually watched X-Files, have you?
>>80363304
Cigarettes smoking man's little bitch.
>>80363027
a bunch of aliens are giving everyone black space aids using corn or some shit and making ubermensch for an eventual assimilation/invasion. .
we must fight to save diversity.