Hey, /tv/! Remember when Ellen Page was a thing?

>>80360536

Act!

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>>80360536
Feminism is a hell of a drug.

>>80360536
I have still a thing for her. IN MY heart

she's got nice tits

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She settled down to happily have a bunch of kids, I thought?

>>80360536
Literally Who

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>>80360536
Remember when Ellen Paige was in a video game where you could poop?

>>80360812
The fuck?

>>80360812
David Cage is such a fucking hack; probably the best example of an 'artist' with their head up their ass.

>>80360941
Wanted to be a director so bad that he made movies for video games.

>>80360536
HAHAAAAAA BRO, REMEMBER THAT ACTOR WHO WAS IN SEVERAL POPULAR MOVIES FROM JUST THE LAST DECADE?? HAHA WOW THAT WAS SO LONG AGO WHO ELSE CAN EVEN REMEMBER THAT STILL???

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>>80360886
you don't remember the poop scene from The Last of Us?

>>80361003
>Last of Us DLC comes out and Ellie comes out lesbian
>that same day it comes out Ellen Page comes out as a lesbian

>>80360975
He wouldn't even be a good director though; if his games were movies they would still be filled with inane and redundant scenes that were tonally retarded. This is a game that encompassed ghost powers, native american spirit, african warzones, spy games, secret-chinese underwater bases, and is above all just a "Carrie" rip off. Even Heavy Rain, which is the closest game to having a coherent tone and story, is deeply flawed in its presentation and logic.

>>80360536
desu becoming a lesbian got her too many sex roles and now she's trash

>>80361118
Beyond was supposed to be an episodic series of Ellen Page's life, with different themed chapters throughout, you cuck.

Heavy Rain was a streamlined mystery, suspense.

Her next film will be called the bedwetter. It'll be as hot as it sounds and yes she will wear a diaper at some point

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>>80361175
>got her too many sex roles
We're gonna need to support this. In detail.

>>80361181
Making something episodic doesn't save a story from being far too bogged down to explore any of those elements properly. It just jumped from one show piece idea to the next, which is exactly what happened in Omikron and Indigo Prophecy. David Cages thinks shoving more shit into a story makes a story better but it doesn't. You're a fucking retard.

It's hard to be immersed in the suspense of Heavy Rain when you're also having CIA virtual reality bullshit being shoved down your throat, bad French voice actors pretending to be Americans, and characters acting utterly inhuman. Sure David, two normal human beings would totally have sex with one another after one has spent the day mutilating himself and the other was nearly raped and murdered twice within 24 hours. Let me reiterate, you're a fucking retard.

>>80361184
Anyone wanna help me write the script?

I assume paige will take any role especially if we pretend its art and not piss porn

>>80361468

The pissing is a symptom of her PTSD, and she learns to love herself and let go of her trauma by falling in love with Amanda Seyfried who is into getting pissed on.

>>80360536
She kinda peaked on Trailer Park Boys.

>>80360812
>>80360886
Photoshop

>>80361623
Page is a former peacecorp member who was teaching in africa when her school was attacked and she was kept hostage while the children were killed in front of her

Through flashbacks its established she was a bedwetter until her early 20s and her family was merciless about this fact and generally cruel to her.

But her "Little problem" reemerges while in captivity

The film begins as a quest to fix this problem but her bladder control detriorates even further and its all about accepting yourself

>>80361954
damn now i wish i was a piss fetishist

>>80361954
Can she get pregnant at some point?

>>80360536
Not my thing

>>80361954

>triumphant scene at the end to swirling music as she pisses on command while pretending to be demon possessed to scare away Somali pirates in sweatpants and tank tops

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>>80360595
Fuck..
She used to be so qt too, literally waifu tier just a few years ago.

>>80362116

I thought about adding that too

>>80362116
>>80362163
Yeah just help me write this shit.

>preggopage crying as she pisses her pants when she can't find a toilet

I have big plans for the 3rd act

act

>>80362308

Can we introduce a scene where Ellen gets an uncomfortable enema?

I just realized she's 30 years old

>>80360536
She was never caught in the ACT

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>>80360536
i do

>>80362808
Two of them shes forced to expel both into diapers

>>80363118
Game was shit but they were good in it

>>80360536

When she looks like 15yo. That's why everybody liked her.

>>80363118

The moment they both realized they made a huge mistake

>>80363126

It appears we've struck MTV Movie Award gold

Why are her toes so fat?

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>>80360595
does this typically happen when you eat chicks out a lot?

>>80363592

Yeah, ask Michael Douglas

>>80361218
SAUCE

>>80360812
I still remember someone on /v/ figured out how to move the camera around freely during some scene where she showers

lot of Ellen Page nudes followed by damage control by her and Cage

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>>80363764
I think some gratuitous lesbian flick with Julianne Moore or Jessica Chastain or something.

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>>80363899
Wait, no, it was with a dude I think.

>>80363850
Didn't she try and sue them or something?

>>80363932
>>80363899
God I wish she was straight. I want to take her to dinner and just enjoy eachothers bodies.

>>80363932
I think you can see a hint of her bush in another movie.

>>80360812
What happens if you keep repeatedly going to the toilet and inserting more tampons? Does she get bloated with tampons and waddle around and then explode?

That would be so weird and not sexy if that happened, ha ha

>>80364038

Same

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>>80364073
Doesn't look like I have that. Any hints?

Also gfycat: FirmWarpedAustrianpinscher

She lost her brand appeal when people found out she was a rug muncher.

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>She'll never kick you in the balls

>>80363592

You start looking like curious george?

Eh, apparently.

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>>80360595
fuck i dont believe thats her. i must be getting memed on.......