Bewitched or I Dream of Jeannie?

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>>80357900
Endora

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Jeannie had a touching innocence. Samantha was too smart to let you stick it in her pooper, but you could probably talk Jeannie into it.

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>>80357900
Bewitched

>>80358488
>talk
Nigger she called him MASTER, all he had to do was wish and it was her command.

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>>80357900
I Dream of Jeanie of course

>>80357900
>Jeanie looks awful and wrinkley
Did she always look that bad? Did poor quality 1990's television screens always save her appearance for me? I remember I use to have such a crush on her.

>>80358646
>not knowing jeanies wishes end up monkeys paw tier because of her bimbo retardation.

>>80357900
Bewitched reboot staring Amy Adams when?

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>>80358767
>Jeanie, I wish to have anal sex with you
>Anything you say, master!
>Major Bellows finds himself tied face down ass up on the bed with Jeanie strapping it on about to plunge in

>>80358767
this. you order her to touch her toes, you stick it in and discover she has teeth down there.

>>80358488
There truly is such a thing as too big in terms of tits.

>>80358811
Shit I meant Major Nelsen, it's been decades since I watched it

>>80358811
to be honest that's what he had in mind all the time.

> dang, don't have any more worksafe pics of Pandora Peaks

>>80358844
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND YOU NEVER OPEN IT AGAIN.

>>80357900
>TFW you'll never be an innocent kid watching I Dream of Jeannie on Nick at Night who's only knowledge of the Middle East is that they have camels, big guys with swords and genies.

>>80358975
>you will never trap jeannie in her bottle and force feed her eggs.

a 10/10 sex slave who can make all your wishes come true or a literal witch.

tough choice.

JEANNIE
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Marry Samantha, keep Jeannie as mistress.

Jeannie had the better theme song.

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>>80359344
that bottle.. was made for poking penises into.

admit it. you all thought about it.

>>80357900
Both

Bewitched, easy.

Bewitched is boring as fuck

Meanwhile Geanie can still be watched today

>>80359689
aaaaaaaand /thread

>>80357900
I gotta deal with sams cunt mom so geannie

>>80360219
sams mom was 100% right and did nothing wrong.
darrens an idiot.

>>80357900
If I had to choose only one I'd go with Bewitched.

>>80357900
JEANNIE I WILL FIGHT YOU FAGS

>>80360262
darrin was basically the guy from Mad Men
e was anything but an idiot