Niggas they showed the IT trailer at SXSW >The trailer opens

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>The trailer then blows through a flurry of shots, as most trailers are known to do. The most striking image from this succession of shots is the unforgettable moment when blood flows out of Beverly’s sink, only in Muschietti’s film it spews out like a geyser and blasts her in the face. There is also a sublime image of Pennywise approaching two of the children (he has them cornered against a wall), but the shot is framed in a way so that only his long, bony fingers fill the screen. The children are in the background, out of focus but clearly terrified.

>The teaser ends with Bill walking down into his flooded basement, where Georgie’s ghost taunts him by repeatedly screaming “We all float down here!” before Pennywise rises from the water and rushes at him, in a moment that had the entire audience screaming. It is at this moment that the screen cuts to black and the word “IT” appears on screen.

>>80357427
>>80357448
This design is terrible, movie is gonna be shit.

>>80357427
But is there going to be graphic teenage group sex?

NO
GOD DAMNIT NO HOLLYWOOD
DONT YOU DARE

You ruined Ghostbusters and that's enough. Then again, this can't be worse than Ghostbusters. That movie was fucking atrocious.

>>80357448
Can someone shoop Pepe over him?

Also, trailer sounds dope. Hopefully I'm not disappointed.

>>80357482
I fucking hope it wins the make up Oscar just to shut you up

please tell me where can i see the trailer someone post it yet???!

>>80357427
>>80357448
Who cares?

Seriously, who the FUCK cares?

Stop viral marketing, fucking shill.

>>80357513
yes because emma watson and danielle bregoli paved the way for the teenage gangbang session's acceptance

I can't find this trailer anywhere...

Someone would've had to have leaked it by now.

Is anybody --- ANYBODY--- seriously excited about this?

I actually have no large problem with reboots, but every new bit of info on this makes me think it's going to suck ass

>>80357707
I am --- I AM --- excited. The only gripe I have is that it probably won't have movie monsters.

Fake news. There isn't a trailer out yet.

>>80357513
This is the important part.
What a hack. Dullest author of all time.

>>80357427
heres the article http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3427951/sxsw-first-footage-it-awesome/

>book is scary as fuck
>original TV movie actually sucks, aside from Tim Curry
>reboot announced, more faithful to the book
>nonstop bitching from nostalgiafags
I don't know if this movie is gonna suck or not, but I hope it kicks ass just to piss off you asstractors.

>>80357745

I can respect that, but you really don't think it's corny? They didn't have to necessarily go full out leto joker, but that's a pretty dated scary clown look for a 20XX horror flick.

>>80357707
i am

>>80357784
I hope it's shit just to make you cry

>>80358589
If it was shit people would be shitting on the trailer they got to see

>>80357784
All I see in It threads are the /tv/ pedos wanting the underage gangbang.

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the director seems... off

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>>80358716
I think we all know what is going on here.

Any driders?

>>80359488
Give me a quick rundown on this meme

>>80357427
Awesome. My Froggofolder was starting to get stale. When can we expect fresh Finnkino to hit the tubes?

>>80359526
Did you see the original It?

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Giant spider

>>80357427
>>80357448
How Finn-heavy is the trailer? Is it mostly Finn?

>>80357448
>in a moment that had the entire audience screaming
Do marketers legitimately believe we're this gullible?

>>80358716
>if a man is friendly to kids he must be a predator
Are you a feminist by chance?

>>80358716
Id that little mutant faggot seriously in this? If so, I'm out.

>>80357707
I am really excited but its prob going to let me down

>>80359815
yeah

>>80359720
It's a drider

Should I read the book?

>Then we are shown the members of the Loser’s Club meeting each other and realizing that they’ve all been seeing the same entity, before one of them finally says “The Clown.” Once that happens, the teaser then moves into its centerpiece, Finn Wolfhard, the Laurence Olivier of his generation, and probably other stuff but who gives a shit? Did you know Finn Wolfhard is in this? Rhetorical question, of course you did. Also, this comes out in October 2017, the same month as Stranger Things season 2, in a month long celebration hitherto known as Finntoberfest. It's like Christmas, but better because it lasts a whole month.

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>no Losers gangbang scene

Why even bother?

>>80358716
>directs film with a mostly child cast
>existing footage of him in friendly contact with said cast

Yeah, something isn't right here.

>>80359886
Depends. Are you a huge faggot?

>>80357427
Call me a nigga again and you will regret it you fucking wannabe piece of shit

>>80359712
I did.

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>>80359945
>Why even bother?

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>>80359982
Nigga

>>80360015
It had a drider

>>80359945
>no junkyard bully hand jobs from the retarded kid
no point in seeing it if this is cut

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>>80357427
OMG DRIDERS CONFRIMED!
SO FUCKING AWESOME!
YES FUCK YOU SPIDER CULT!
THE DRIDER SPIDER WARS ARE OVER!
DRIDERS RULE SUPREME!!!!

>>80360098
Makes sense, I guess.

>>80360058
You're fucking done.

>>80360126
Patrick wasn't retarded. Belch was (hence the name).

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>>80357515
But this movie has one thing Ghostbusters 2017 lacked.

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>>80360138
See if you break down the anatomy of the final form it's actually a drider. Not a spider like many trolls tried to pull off.

>>80359847
So it's just Stranger Things The Movie now, I'm done

>>80360167
I thought Patrick was slow, and also a psychopath, while Belch was just a fucking slob?

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>>80360208
Spider meat tastes a little like shrimp.

>>80359979
No

It's a giant spider ffs

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>>80360244
Sayonara, mouth breather.

>>80360300
Then, yeah. Go ahead and read it.

Lmao fags can't admit to getting scared by what USED TO BE a trashy kids movie

>>80360327
With human characteristics... a drider. A centaur isn't a giant horse

>>80357515

How can it not be worse than Ghostbusters? It's literally going to a solid two hours of child actors.

>>80360373
Where does the "dr" come from? Shouldn't it be a "mider" or a "hider" or a "pider"?

>>80360379
The kid stuff was definitely the strongest stuff in the book.

>>80360411
Because of how pop culture works the first name becomes the parental term.

Dracula is the most popular vampire. Everything on vampirism is based on him. But vampires are different per writers while retaining the same name. The core premise of the paternal culture is invoked as it's archetype.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpiderPeople?from=Main.Drider

>>80360432

Absolutely. But adults are better at acting in movies. I'd rather see an IT movie with more adults than this, which is a movie with just the kids.

>>80360506
This is part 1. There is already a sequel in the works with adult actors.

>>80357707
>reboot

this can barely be called a reboot since it's a book. also the made for tv movie is just that, a made for tv movie.

will this version of the book to movie actually have the little girl getting gangbanged by the rest of the male Loser's club like in the book?

also that was a really weird part.

>>80360493
With this new knowledge in hand, I find this meme forced and unfunny.

>>80360493
This

>>80360645
It's not a meme.

>>80360558

Future movies don't make this one sound any better.

>>80360642
I still don't get why King put that into the fucking book, its so beyond the pale of what even really fucked up kids would think of to do at that age.

>>80360684
That's good then.

>>80359720
>human mind cant comprehend true form

it's like you're an idiot or something

>>80360558
Have they announced the cast for that yet? I'm kind of surprised they didn't cast in tandem. Especially since, just given the structure of the narrative, the kids will inevitably have to be in at least a few flashback scenes. Two or three years may as well be a decade when you're working with 13 year olds. They might literally look like different people.

>>80360723
Wasn't this written during his "blackout" years? Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

>>80360732
>>80359720

well as we find out it was a major servant of the Red King from the Dark Tower (who was also a Spider thing)

so its at least consistent.

Are they saving the drider for the trailer?

We all know they aren't going to include the gangbang. The real question is will they include the junkyard bully circle jerk that ends with the one autismal sociopath getting devoured alive by flying maggots

>>80360821
I can't remember how explicit the gangbang scene was but it was pretty fucking explicit for my young self.

I mean it was always implied she was molested so it sort of makes sense why she would think that would make all the guys feel better, but still, this was a book you could buy at school fair's and shit.

child gangbangs is more explict than 99% of fucking porn paperbacks.

>>80357427
>Niggas they showed the IT trailer at SXSW
>Niggas

That was, frankly, uncalled for.

>>80357651
Anon tells the truth. https://xhamster.com/movies/6703320/emma_watson_gangbang.html

>>80360869
>only imply she was molested
>later goes all the way with an detailed child gangbang hedonist fling.

Stephen King puts subtlety in odd places and frankness in others, he was clearly on some good shit writing that.

I'd go far to say that the Child Gangbang was the most bizarre out of place moment he ever wrote, and I've read the entire Dark Tower series.

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>>80360822
Red King is a drider, see how he has the human anatomy and the spider legs?

>>80360869
I read the book for the first time at 13. It got me pretty hard, tbqh. Granted, so did the weird sex scene between hooper and the wife in the "Jaws" book. And "Jackie Chan Adventures" on Kids WB. And most other things.

But if I recall, it's written almost exactly how you would think a 12 year old would describe sex for the first time. It's not at all erotic, and it's awkward and confused. Lot's of adjectives like "slippery" and such. Weird fucking scene. Quite literally.

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>>80360846
....I wasn't aware this happened in the book.

>>80360493
Why isn't It mentioned on this page, yet the Crimson King is and only under comic books?

>>80360963
it doesn't really matter what he was, since he's never fought or confronted or even physically met even once in the entire Stephen King universe.

he's the ULTIMATE villain of the ENTIRE bookverse he wrote, and he's beaten by a very conveniently placed and met man with the power to paint anything into reality, including painting the red king, and then erasing him (except his eyes which wouldn't go) and that was that.

infact, the only thing akin to a climax in the Dark Tower series (and I suppose Stephen kings' entire work) is a sad fight between Roland and his Half-red-King-spider Kid.

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>>80361021
>And "Jackie Chan Adventures" on Kids WB

>>80361056

its infamous and something Stephen, as far I know, never talks about.

though it isn't written like a porno, its still bizarre that it happened at all, I mean, knowing what I know now, I'd love to have ran a train on the weird nerdy girl once she begged me and my friends to do it, but that isn't how children work.

>>80361021
>it's written almost exactly how you would think a 12 year old would describe sex for the first time. It's not at all erotic, and it's awkward and confused. Lot's of adjectives like "slippery" and such.


So, Fifty Shades of Grey, then.

>>80361146

Dude stop talking about that. . . I mean, I kind of remember it from reading it as a kid, but you're making me think about it now, and I really don't want to. . .

>>80361078
because he's never described, scene, fought, or even heard, in the entire fucking book series, the comics gave him an appearance (same with John Farson, another villain never once met) because otherwise how the fuck are they supposed to work with that?

the Dark Tower series is written like that on purpose, all buildup for confrontations that never occur, every narrative hook that you'd expect would come, doesn't, and Roland never really uses his gun's to do anything really cool in the entire series.

its supposed to weird like that.

What has a better chance of appearing, child gangbang or drider?

>>80361021
>Granted, so did the weird sex scene between hooper and the wife in the "Jaws" book

I can relate. I had to read that book in my Sophomore Marine Biology class. Don't know why, as the only thing it taught me was that the book Jaws and the movie Jaws were to amazingly different stories, one of which involves a mafia strongman breaking the neck of a cat belonging to a small child to intimidate Sherif Brody. I kind of want to read it again now that I think about it.

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>>80361169
well done.

>>80361183
>>80361183
I mean could you imagine just utterly caking that nerdy girls face in loads, you and your friends, with her tongue out, just painting her with load after load of cum, and once your done, resting your cockhead on her tongue and taking a deep piss into her mouth?

>>80360506
>But adults are better at acting in movies
the children actors were better than the adults in the old IT miniseries though.

>>80360846
This was so bizarre to read after only seeing the movie.

Iirc it doesn't play into anything else it just kind of happens and is then dropped.

>OH FUCK THEY SHOWED THE TRAILER FOR YET ANOTHER PILE OF SHIT HORROR REMAKE!?

>SO MUCH HYPE NEED A VERBAL DESCRIPTION OF A FUCKING TRAILER! DAMN!

I wish this was viral marketing, but this board is so fucking reddit now that I halfway believe OP is sincere.

>>80360785
I haven't heard any news of the casting of part 2 yet. I see your point though.

>>80361202
Why isn't Pennywise mentioned on that page though? Seems weird to mention one but not the other especially considering Pennywise is more well known.

>>80361056
You think that's bad? From Four Past Midnight:

Thut up! the Library Policeman grunts, and gives Sam a hard shake. The bones in Sam's hand grind together painfully. His head wobbles on his neck. They have reached a little clearing in the jungle of bushes now, a cove where the junipers have been smashed flat and the ferns broken off, and Sam understands that this is more than a place the Library Cop knows; it is a place he has made.

Thut up, or the fine will only be the beginning! I'll have to call your mother and tell her what a bad bay you've been! Do you want that?

No! Sam weeps. I'll pay the fine! I'll pay it, mister, but please don't hurt me!

The Library Policeman spins Little White Walking Sam around.

Put your hands up on the wall! Thpread your feet! Now! Quick!

Still sobbing, but terrified that his mother may find out he has done something bad enough to merit this sort of treatment, Little White Walking Sam does as the Library Cop tells him. The red bricks are cool, cool in the shade of the bushes which lie against this side of the building in a tangled, untidy heap. He sees a narrow window at ground level. It looks down into the Library's boiler room. Bare bulbs shaded with rounds of tin like Chinese coolie hats hang over the giant boiler; the duct-pipes throw weird octopustangles of shadow. He sees a janitor standing at the far wall, his back to the window, reading dials and making notes on a clipboard.

The Library Cop seizes Sam's pants and pulls them down. His underpants come with them. He jerks as the cool air strikes his bum.

Thdeady, the Library Policeman pants. Don't move. Once you pay the fine, son, it's over . . . and no one needth to know.

Something heavy and hot presses itself against his bottom. Little White Walking Sam jerks again.

>>80361288
Thdeady, the Library Policeman says. He is panting harder now; Sam feels hot blurts of breath on his left shoulder and smells Sen-Sen. He is lost in terror now, but terror isn't all that he feels: there is shame, as well. He has been dragged into the shadows, is being forced to submit to this grotesque, unknown punishment, because he has been late returning The Black Arrow. If he had only known that fines could run this high—!

The heavy thing jabs into his bottom, thrusting his buttocks apart. A horrible, tearing pain laces upward from Little White Walking Sam's vitals. There has never been pain like this, never in the world.

He drops The Black Arrow and shoves his wrist sideways into his mouth, gagging his own cries.

Thdeady, the Library Wolf pants, and now his hands descend on Sam's shoulders and he is rocking back and forth, in and out, back and forth, in and out. Thdeady . . . thdeaady . . . oooh! Thdeeeaaaaaaddyyyyy—

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>>80361288

>>80361325
Gasping and rocking, the Library Cop pounds what feels like a huge hot bar of steel in and out of Sam's bum; Sam stares with wide eyes into the Library basement, which is in another universe, an orderly universe where gruesome things like this don't ever happen. He watches the janitor nod, tuck his clipboard under his arm, and walk toward the door at the far end of the room. If the janitor turned his head just a little and raised his eyes slightly, he would see a face peering in the window at him, the pallid, wide-eyed face of a little boy with red licorice on his lips. Part of Sam wants the janitor to do just that—to rescue him the way the woodcutter rescued Little Red Riding Hood—but most of him knows the janitor would only turn away, disgusted, at the sight of another bad little boy submitting to his just punishment at the hands of the Briggs Avenue Library Cop.

Thdeadeeeeeeeeeee! the Library Wolf whisper-screams as the janitor goes out the door and into the rest of his orderly universe without looking around. The Wolf thrusts even further forward and for one agonized second the pain becomes so bad Little White Walking Sam is sure his belly will explode, that whatever it is the Library Cop has stuck up his bottom will simply come raving out the front of him, pushing his guts ahead of it.

The Library Cop collapses against him in a smear of rancid sweat, panting harshly, and Sam slips to his knees under his weight. As he does, the massive object—no longer quite so massive—pulls out of him, but Sam can feel wetness all over his bottom. He is afraid to put his hands back there. He is afraid that when they come back he will discover he has become Little Red Bleeding Sam.

>>80357448

>
>The teaser ends with Bill walking down into his flooded basement, where Georgie’s ghost taunts him by repeatedly screaming “We all float down here!” before Pennywise rises from the water and rushes at him, in a moment that had the entire audience screaming. It is at this moment that the screen cuts to black and the word “IT” appears on screen.

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHA

oh fuck, this is going to be so shit.

>As the projector moves from slide to slide, the hair moves out of his mother’s face, and her face is revealed to be that of Pennywise himself.

Oh wow. Long hair ghost shit AND a jump scare. So psyched for this.

>>80357448
>The most striking image from this succession of shots is the unforgettable moment when blood flows out of Beverly’s sink, only in Muschietti’s film it spews out like a geyser and blasts her in the face


it's a "let's do exactly what happened in the original but BIGGER" episode

>>80361357
The Library Cop suddenly grasps Sam's arm and pulls him around to face him. His face is redder than ever, flushed in puffy, hectic bands like warpaint across his cheeks and forehead.

Look at you! the Library Cop says. His face pulls together in a knot of contempt and disgust. Look at you with your panth down and your little dingle out! You liked it, didn't you? YOU LIKED It!

Sam cannot reply. He can only weep. He pulls his underwear and his pants up together, as they were pulled down. He can feel mulch inside them, prickling his violated bottom, but he doesn't care. He squirms backward from the Library Cop until his back is to the Library's red brick wall. He can feel tough branches of ivy, like the bones of a large, fleshless hand, poking into his back. He doesn't care about this, either. All he cares about is the shame and terror and the sense of worthlessness that now abide in him, and of these three the shame is the greatest. The shame is beyond comprehension.

>>80357784

>More faithful to the book

No it's not. It's not even set in the right time period.

>Book is scary

u r gay

Everyone who has seen an early screening of the film says it was great. Get hype.

>>80361251
I'd rather be the girl, the idea of being covered in a layer of loads so thick you can barely see my face and then they make me eat it, and then drink their piss would be the ultimate degredation, it must be pure fucking esctasy for women who just submit to being cumdumps.

>>80361533
What did they have to say about It's final form, the drider? Does it make an appearance?

>>80361406
>No it's not. It's not even set in the right time period.

True, but the novel isn't really written specifically as a period piece. I don't think King was shooting for some kind of commentary on life in the 50s or anything like that, The only reason it was set in that time period is because the adult portion of the book took place in modern day which, at the time it was written, happened to be the 1980s. They just adjusted it because characters in their late 30s/early 40s would have been children in the late 80s.

>>80361646

The spider thing wouldn't be in this movie because it's just the first part when they're kids you meme loving fuck.

>>80360269
My cock tastes like a cherry loolipop, so feast up faggot.

>>80361782
that depends, how many loads can you drop an hour.

>>80361406
The changed the time period, ok. They also kept the house on Neibolt street, the leper, the dead kids in the water tower, and the Paul Bunyan statue to name a few. It's going to be more faithful to the book than the Tim Curry version

>>80361690
Nigga they fight the spider when they are kids too.

>>80361847
>>>
> Anonymous 03/13/17(Mon)03:14:05 No.80359720▶>>80359877 >>80360732 >>8
Is Motherless down or something?

>>80361096
>half spider half kid
Yep, it's a drider.

>Eat Battery Acid you bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsssOcnp9Ro
his theme when.

bless that little asthma kid, biggest balls in the universe.

>>80361882
No they don't. They fight the clown form, and a werewolf form on Neibolt street. Bev shoots it with the silver earrings and Eddie sprays it with his lung sucker.

>>80361266
Pretty much. He gets introduced just to be this random little fucked up kid that not even the bullies want to deal with and then he gets graphically killed by Pennywise all by himself. Little psycho fuck was about the only victim who had it coming but I don't remember it adding anything to the story other than a fucked up horror scene

>>80361616
I know this desire all too well. But the flipside would be fun too. Really I just get extremely depressed over having no sex ever in my entire life. There's no magic in my life.

>>80360258
Pat was definately a psycho.
Remember his fridge in the woods?
Remember what he did to his little brother?

Fuck the orgy, we're getting Patrick Hockstetter, you guys think we'll see him jerking off Henry and killing his little brother? That was the creepiest character in the book for me, because you know sick fucks like him actually exist.

I wonder if they'll include the historical parts, like what happened at The Black Spot.

>>80362095
Sex is overrated, take it from a guy who turned down sex today with a living human female who offered to buy condoms, drive to my house, fuck me, then leave. I just got done jerking off for the third time too so it's not like I wasn't horny. Sex is a fucking chore my man.

I just find it amusing that all this build up, mystery and suspense over an entity that wouldn't last 12 seconds against Roland in the other book series that is directly connected to this one.

>>80362174
Sadly the fire at the Black Spot is not in it, they didn't have enough time to do it justice, maybe we'll see it in the next one in a flashback of Mike talking to his Dad. Claude Heroux is in though.

>>80360871
The viral marketer who posted this thread thinks that's the way we talk.

>>80362219
for you, for others sex is great, especially doing horribly degrading and filthy shit with girls who act all sweet and innocent beforehand.

maybe you've just burned out and can't do anything that intrests you anymore.

>>80362283
>LE EVERYONE IS A SHILL LE IT'S ALL VIRAL MARKETING LE WOMEN ARE RUINING MUH SUPER IMPORTANT GROWNUP VIDEOGAMES REE XB

Fuck off /v/eddit.

>>80362219
Well you're not going to convince me it's overrated. A relative told me the same thing even though she's had so much sex that she got pregnant 4 times. Aborted them all of course. A person wanting my cock inside them would be very validating. I'm like a fucking alien from Mars. Well, I'm sure a human would want to fuck a martian before me.

>>80360732
Such a lazy writing device.

>>80361683

No gangbang either.

Shitty director.

Shitty viral marketing. No hype.

>>80362359
Chill out the drider is epic looking.

>>80362267
nice

>>80362296
>maybe you've just burned out and can't do anything that intrests you anymore

This is a possibility I must admit.

>>80362338
I don't know, it just feels that way for me now. Maybe it's because I'm older but I'd rather stick my dick in my Faye Reagan pocket pussy than a real pussy most of the time anymore honestly.

>>80362105
Creepiest shit by far. King did a good job of writing from his perspective, imho. It had a sort of foggy, detached vibe to it. He described these pretty horrific things, but it came across as someone compiling a list of chores they've done/need to do. That's how I imagine psychopaths must feel about the fucked up shit they do.

>>80361202
Thanks for reminding me how shit the Dark Tower was.

>>80362338
>four abortions

Just get your fucking tubes tied, what the fuck?

>>80362338

You got your relative's phone number handy? A woman who's into letting me nut in her and then just shop vac's the crotchfruit out is exactly what I'm looking for.

>>80357427
>>80357448
Sounds alright actually
design actually looks pretty good

maybe im in the minority here, but I'm looking forward to it

>>80362024
Read the book dude.

>>80361202
>because he's never described, scene, fought, or even heard, in the entire fucking book series
He was described as looking like an evil Santa Claus who screeched autistically. Then a deus ex machina who was introduced near the end of the last volume draws him and then erases him from existence Bugs Bunny style.

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Fellow bookfags which character was your favorite?

Young: Mike Hanlon
Old: Richie Tozier
Bad: Patrick Hockstetter
Best side story / interlude: A toss up between "The Bad Death of Eddie Corcoran" or The Fire At the Black Spot. tfw I didn't even realize the guy who saves Mike's dad at the Black Spot is Dick from The Shining until the second time I read the book

>>80362777
I have several times and I don't remember them fighting the spider when they're kids at all. They fight other forms, not the spider. Henry and his friends see the deadlights and so does Stan but they don't see the actual form of IT which is the spider.

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>>80357427
>It's a Stephen gets lazy and makes the ending aliens episode again

Crystal Skull sucked for the same reason. This movie is primed to suck too. Go watch The Dead Zone or The Shining again.

>>80362328
>being this mad over being called out

>>80362890

Bill fights the spider when they are kids, through the ritual of Chud. So it's a purely mental fight, not a physical one.

>>80362890
Need to reread it again dude, its literally in the same part of the book it just constantly shifts between them fighting it as kids and them fighting it as adults.

>>80362947

The 1997 Shining of course. The good one.

>>80363006
*drider

>>80362890
>>80363009
Oh, when Bill is fighting the force behind IT mentally? I remember that. I thought you meant like when they're adults and IT snatches up Eddie.

>>80363035
Well, yeah, actually. Kubrick's movie is okay I guess, but it's not King's story. Same way he bastardized and tortured Arthur Clarke on 2001.

I hate Kubrick.

Just talking about this book makes me afraid to walk through my big empty house alone at night. I just took my taser with me to go take a piss.

Who else /ABigBitch/ here?

>>80363035
>>80363171
I've never seen pleb levels this high. Kubrick improved both stories. The 1997 miniseries of The Shining was an embarassing, laughable joke.

>>80362862
It's not fresh on my mind so I can't really say what my favorite character is. But the vampire in the library is my favorite IT encounter from what I can remember. keeee-runch.

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>>80363218

You're an embarrassing laughable joke.

>>80363274

The imagery of a mouth full of razor blades just cutting your entire mouth to pieces is pretty gruesome.

>>80363713
I can't really picture that, it's like a jumbled mess. I think a more effective picture is imagining razor blades all in between your fingers and toes, just slicin and slicin away, goin up and down. I'd say eyeballs too but that's been a thing in film for over a century and so is passe by this point

>>80363713
Yeah I will very upset if that doesn't happen in the new movie's sequel. heh I could see faggots saying they lazily copied the original movie and "ugh made it edgy!"

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>>80357515

>NO
>GOD DAMNIT NO HOLLYWOOD
>DONT YOU DARE

WHERE CAN I WATCH THE TRAILER?

I NEED IT NOW.

>>80361096
Jesus this sounds so fucking retarded. Do people like this shit? Sounds worse than capeshit.

>>80364027
dude i like football and alcohol lmao! let's get wasted bro!

>>80364027
The Dark Tower series are the only King books I haven't read, because they just sounded like too much of a chore and too retarded for how much I had to read.

The one King book I think they should adapt that would be great and would probably bring in the GoT fags in droves is "The Eyes of the Dragon". I don't get why they haven't adapted that yet, I think it could make a great fantasy film with a few small tweaks.

>>80364027
I read the entire Dark Tower series.
It was fun at the time.
the final book brings down he entire series.

It's fucking garbage.

>>80364145

They were going to do an animated film of that years back but it never went through. It had a $45mil budget and this was like two decades ago so it was gonna be legit. Then The Sci Fi channel bought the rights for a live action version like five years ago and it's been in pre production since with two guys working on a script but no real traction. It's a shame, it's a better fantasy novel than that fat fuck GRRM could ever shit out.

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will he save this movie like he saved Stranger Things

>>80364775
haha quirky! yassss ugly boy slaaaaaay!

>>80357448
>only in Muschietti’s film it spews out like a geyser and blasts her in the face.
This is gonna be how the entire movie is

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>>80364957
She's going to get sticky stuff blasted on her face the entire movie? He can't get away with it!

"Tell your friends I am the last of a dying race,' it said, grinning its sunken grin as it staggered and lurched down the proch steps after her. 'The only survivor of a dying planet. I have come to rob all the women...rape all the men...and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!"

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>>80365218
then he did a shuck-n-jive

>>80362862
Mikes bird story was pretty lame desu.
I hope they include his first sighting of Pennywise at the parade march.

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>>80365282
>Mikes bird story was pretty lame desu

That shit was great.

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the movie is already out lads

>>80360574
holy shit being this retarded

did they do a moving picture of it before? then its a reboot.
jesus christ the 16 year olds need to GO

>>80364957
Absolutely this. Same shit but HOLLYWOOD BIG BABY.

Sigh.

movie will probably barely use any practical effects. it'll be a bunch of gay cgi blood and green screens

>>80367830
What makes you say that?

>>80368201
it's pretty ubiquitous in films with this kind of budget and tight-assed producers

>>80368245
Give examples. You really sound like you're talking out your ass.

>>80368249
I will watch it midnight release and then twice the next day <3

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>>80357427
>Text teaser for a teaser for a trailer
Shills truly have no shame

>>80368249
>>80368291
Good choices. You both sound like good people, and you should take pride in that.

>>80368535
What? It's someone who saw the full trailer telling you everything they remember about the full trailer.

>>80365064
Why is he so sad? Don't say because Millie. She wasn't even his first kiss and he gets bitches all day

>>80364775
He could save any movie. Literally any movie at all.

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>195 posts
>57 posters
Someone went all autistic with child sex scenes again

>>80360019
Thats Justin roilands house. the fucking drawing and his dogs. god damn it.

>>80359886
I'm reading it right now, it's alright, just don't expect anything too amazing. It's a King novel after all.