What are some of the shittiest opinions you've ever seen on /tv/?

>>80354199
"Batman v Superman is good" :^)

>>80354199

Alien 3 is the worst of the decent alien films when the assembly cut is the best to date

>>80354199
>necks aren't sexual

i actually saw someone post this once

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>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who think korean cinema is good
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn, Snyder on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed
>People who say comfy/based

>>80354199
Mainly anything after the first trailer for the force awakens came out and cuck became a thing people posted constantly.

The quality of dialogue and knowledge really took a nosedive.

>>80354199
>baneposting is good
take a look at those plebs

Prometheus was bad

>>80354199
music does suck most of the time though.

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>>80356219
>people who have a "list"

>>80354199
HOW TO SPOT A PLEB 101

>only able to discuss literal plot points and the logical order of the narrative of a film
>every film has a singular universal "deep meaning" which you have to "get" to understand it
>"The writing is the most important filmmaking element!"
>thinks that empty pretty pictures means "good cinematography"
>"I don't find this part of the narrative plausible or realistic, therefore the movie is SHIT!"
>treating a film like a puzzle which you have to put together in a certain kind of way to get it
>a film is either utter dogshit or a masterpiece, there is no inbetween
>"Who cares about editing, framing and composition sound and whatnot if the story isn't great."
>considers heavy use of symbolism as a positive factor
>using "boring" and "nothing happens" as arguments ever

>>80354199
It's always funny when someone calls something childish while using buzzwords.

>>80356219
>people whose list of favorite films is all post 80s stuff except for Citizen Kane or some other obvious classic

>>80354199
People on here seem to unironically like Interstellar

>>80354199
He's right. Back to >>>/mu/shit you go

>>80356179
They literally are not

!!!!!!
In which category rposted marcel hesse his screens and pics? anybody knows him?

>fat women are attractive

>BRAAAP

>>80354199
Vietnam and Korea are the same thing
Batman existed before The Shadow

>>80356219
90% right

Entertainment is subjective. At its core, film should be entertaining, though that's like saying all art should be entertaining, and you end up with paint enemas.

Nothing wrong with comfy or based as descriptors, though the second is primarily a meme. Comfy is a word that doesn't really have an equal, so it's perfectly usable, although it doesn't excuse other criticisms. It's more than atmosphere.

>>80356388
stop having a bad opinion

>>80354199
>Kongs bones should have been made of carbon nanotubes to explain his size

>>80356396
/b/ and /pol/ had a lot of threads on him.

people who think breaking bad is one of the greats of television

>>80356538
It's not an opinion. Necks are not sexual. There is nothing sexual about a fucking neck.

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>>80356219
>>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists

I guess Tarkovsky is a pleb according to (You)

>>80356326
>>using "boring" and "nothing happens" as arguments ever
Oh, sorry, I guess Andy Warhol's sleep movie must be a asterpiece then

>>80354199
LotR is kino.

>>80356581
you probably think feet are

>unironically believe in capekino
>I don't watch animated movies
>I prefer dubs over subs
>I love dreamworks
>It's better because it's literally impossible (due to absent information) to understand
>I didn't understand it, therefore it is bad

>>80356179
they aren't. clavicle's on the other hand...

where I can find them? Pls help^^ I want to know more about him..find people who #know him

>>80356657
Absolutely not. Footfags are even worse than people who think necks are sexual

Emma Stone is not GOAT waifu

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Not TV but I screenshotted this when I scrolled past a few days ago

You all are retarded.

>plot is the most important aspect of a movie

The ultimate pleb detector

>I prefer asses

>>80356759
Oh shit nvm it is TV, kek

>>80356759
>Phoneposter
You're the cancer. Off yourself.

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Saw this one a while ago, pretty stupid I mean we can't all be retarded surely

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>>80356759
>>80356800
>TV
>mobile screenshot

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>>80356731
>not appreciating every part of the female body

>>80356853
>>80356875
Every Time, what is the alternative, sitting at my computer to watch you fags argue about Emma Watson's acting? 4chan deserves mobile and nothing more or you are truely pathetic.

>>80356731
Nibble on your mom's neck the next time you see her.

>>80356731
you've never kissed a girls neck?

>>80356759
/qa/fags really do need to be gassed

>>80356910
Phone posters were just the next level of cancer.

>>80356931
No. Sex is meant to be done in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Anything else is hedonistic degeneracy.

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>>80356581
are you prepared to fight me?

i will fight you over this

this is important to me

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>>80354199
>dead meme

Makes me screech so hard

>>80356983
Lanklet here. I'mma beat to ass, white boi.

>>80356983
Explain what is sexual about a neck
>Protip: you can't

twilight and girls are good

This is pathetic. I lost sight of it for awhile. I thought we were all in on it. No, people unironically sit around all day sifting through anime reaction folders and talking to each other about cunny and necks and CGI. Fucking sad lmao.

>>80356219
comfy post

>>80357021
>>80357054

We aren't so different, you and I...

>>80356315
This unironically. Movies imho cannot be ranked in top 10s

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>>80357054
they're super hot, therefore sexual
>>80357021

you will not survive this encounter

>>80356969
Yes. I am sure you don't beat your meat to traps.

>>80356581
Why do girls wear chokers then?

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>>80357154

>>80357134
I disagree. Out of the four main genres, Vidya>Movie>Music>Books, with the cutoff at music and books, for ranking.

>>80357168
I really don't, because I'm not a homosexual.

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>>80357201

>>80357154
What's your opinion on long hair on the head of a woman? How sexual is that?
Answer carefully, the answer could save your life.

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>>80356910
Why are you pretending picture related isn't how you're posting 99%
And yes I do know who you are

>>80354199
>You should watch x movie cause y actor is in it

Disgusting

>>80357242
longer hair can be sexual however it can also get in the way of my viewing the neck and clavicle

her hair has to be at least long enough to tell if it has a slight natural wave to it, this is a KEY GENETIC INDICATOR trust me on this ive done research

>>80354199
babadookie and it followers are the most awesomest ground breaking horror

>horror movies are dead

>>80356596
Honestly, he has been revered for so long that he might as well be Russian Fellini. Its not that patrician to watch Tarkovsky.

>>80357294
As opposed to these two guys posting gun memes and arguing about necks?
Yeh I'm cancer

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>>80357342
I suppose so.

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>>80357228

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>>80356326
i.e. every youtube 'critic' ever

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>>80358106

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>>80358222
trips got me

>>80357134
Why not?


If you can have a favorite movie, you can have a favorite 10


And if someone complains, I rephrase the question as "if you could only view 10 films for the rest of your life"

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>>80358222

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>>80356983
>>80357154
>>80357201
>>80357228
>>80357399
>>80357693
>>80357756
>>80357950
>>80358106
>>80358222
>>80358256
Break it up you two, the US Army is here.

>>80357950
that was actually a good fuckin' movie

>>80356081
he said opinions, not facts

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>>80358278
stay out of this buddy

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>>80358323
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

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nobody move you wankers

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>>80358512
THAW

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>>80358625
PUT THE WEAPON DOWN

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>>80356657
>>80356731
>feet
>not sexual

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>>80358696

I don't think so...

>>80357216

> Books at the bottom.

Are you fucking serious? Have you read a book?

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>>80358696
DONT TAKE NO ORDERS FROM NO LAW DOG ROUND THESE PARTS

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>>80356219
>posts poseur essential post rock
>posts the definitive poseur essential album
>expects to be taken seriously

I'd like to add that
>people who make charts for anything concerning their tastes,
and
>people that uses things like rym/lastfm/letterbox for anything other than the finding new content factor (ie; showing off taste, """""socializing"""""""", treating it like a facebook or some shit)
>people that think that you have to like stuff thats old and foreign to be credible

you're a level 2 pleb yourself bro. lurk more

The opinions here on skull island have been completely cringeworthy. I expected a little better from /tv/

>>80356219
out of curiosity, I am interested in seeing your top 5 list

>>80359229
>Giving a faggot attention whose main form of credibility is shooting others down

You're the cancer that killed /mu/, /tv/, and is currently finishing off /lit/

People praising Mulholland Drive, shitting on Kubrick, or ranking The Arrival anything above mediocre.

>>80359229
same

>>80354199
"I dont like cunny"
"ban cunny"