Harry Potter

>>80353713
Buncha fucking losers.
If /tv/ we're wizards they'd all be in Hufflepuff

>>80353713
No!

>>80353713
>tfw want to be a slytherin but probably am actually hufflecuck

>>80353713
Idk I like Hufflepuff. They don't get into this silly house rivalry bullshit.

>>80353713
who this?

I guarantee you if mobileposting was banned today 99% of shitposting would stop

I'd put my head in her sorting hat ;)

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Ravenclaw is the best

>>80353713
Source?

>>80353760
>tfw smart enough to be Ravenclaw but I'd unironically ask the hat to put me in Hufflepuff

>>80353771
lol plebs
shitpost on the puter, mobilepost if you get b&.

Why does everyone hate Hufflepuff? You should be asking why everyone with taste hates this mediocre series. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>80353760
if you're on 4chan you're a hufflepuff

>>80353833
You're a failure

>>80353833
>forgetting the picture

Heh, time to call it quits, kid, and hang yourself.

>>80353833
good intro, but points docked for no picture

6.5/10

>>80353713
>no black dick
this thread will be removed by the mods in less than 30 seconds

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>>80353760

>>80353920
le cringe

>>80353846
hufflepuff is literally the normie house

>>80353713
I'd give her my wand if you know what I meme

>>80353833
Taking away the main dullest phrase is inexcusable. The creative intro must work with it.

>>80353713
DULLEST VAGINA

>a-a-t least she's shaved
"No!"
Real men like hufflepuffed vaginas

>>80353949
hufflepuff is for cowards. GRiffydore is the normie house

>>80353949
gryffindor is normie house

>>80353949
Gryffindor is the normie house. Hufflepuff is the Tumblr house.
>everyone is perfect!
>everyone is great!

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>>80353713
I don't know why, Hufflepuff is one of the most exciting parts of the most exciting franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been distinguishable from the others. Aside from the incredible imagery, another one of the series’ consistencies has been its saturation of excitement and effective use of special effects, all to make nonmagic magical, to make inertia seem actiony.

Perhaps the die wasn't cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would always be a work of art that meant everything to everybody? Not just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be pro-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the pro-James Bond series in its inclusion of wonder, beauty and excitement. Everyone wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they still do.

>the books were even better though

"Yes!"

The writing is awesome; the book was terrific. As I read, I noticed that every time a character stretched his legs, the author wrote instead that the character "went for a walk."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope one time. I was elated. Rowling's mind is so governed by the rejection of cliches and dead metaphors that she has a lush style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will not go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, not trained to read Stephen King.

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>>80353949
Herry Portter is anti art trash for normalfags, tumblr.

hufflepuff is basically the special ed of hogwarts

>>80353713
speaking of Harry Potter and bitches, does anyone remember that short haired blonde that posted slutty Harry Potter Halloween pic? She had a snaggle tooth, was pretty popular here and on /sp/

plz

Hufflepuff is the degenerate house. They have group masturbation and orgy shit.

>>80353988
>>80353981
>>80353975
hufflepuff is the house where literally all you do is socialize and other retarded normie things

stop memeing

>>80354038
Perfect house for /tv/.

>>80354009
>avatar

>>80354009
based quentin

>>80354041
They're the house of hard work, they're too dumb so they spend all their time working and have to help each other but it's hardly a party. Meanwhile Gryffindors are chads and just play quidditch and party in the common room.

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>>80354038

ravenclaw: nerds
gryffindor: chads
slytherin: rich kids
hufflepuff: boring people with no personality to speak of, aka, normies

>>80354041
See >>80354009
Don't use "normie" unless you want people to believe you're a normalfag too

>>80354041
Nigger, you're retarded. Gryffindor is all about socializing, sporting events, Chadding, etc. Hufflepuff is all about acceptance, being nice to everyone, etc.
>>80354038
That's only true of real life losers who pretend to be Hufflepuff members.

>>80353713
whyis a woman this perfect allowed to exist? also why is she doing porn?

>>80353713

Gryffindor - Facebook
Ravenclaw - Reddit
Hufflepuff - Tumblr
Slytherin - 4chan

>>80353770
google says Jamie Graham.

>post nudity/porn on blue board
>guaranteed (You)'s

Grow up.

>>80354109
Is this real?

>>80354149
You=Facebook soccer mom tier

>>80353920
Why was pee pee poo poo posting so hilarious?

It's objectively stupid and demented?

slytherin is unironically the best

>>80354234
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/694842322886991872?lang=en

>>80353798
Reverse psychology won't work on the hat man

>>80354009
Citizen Bane gets me every time

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Who pays for running Hogwarts? What is the Ministry of Magic's tax policy?

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>>80354211
hmm

>>80354258
I noticed this liberal cunt didn't say anything about housing the refugees she wants us to accept
whats going on here?

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>>80354317

>>80353713
Why do girls pretend to like Harry Potter?

>>80354317
JK was literally a bum so she probably just expects the government to make money magically for everyone in Hogwarts.

Hufflepuff is where the Wizarding World gets its accountants, its regional managers, its administration supervisors. It's not a glamorous house, but it is a necessary one.

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>>80354317
>Who pays for running Hogwarts?
The Ministry and wealthy families.
>What is the Ministry of Magic's tax policy?
Reasonable. The poor stay poor and the rich stay rich.
>>80354360
>she should be personally housing hundreds of thousand of refugees because twitter

Huff n Puff headquarters is right next to the kitchen.

No, not the grand dining hall, the KITCHEN.

>>80353713
This chick has absolute perfect body proportions.

>>80354387
They don't? Why would be the series be gender specific? It's not a sports series.

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>>80353713
How do you think she smells like?

>>80353949
was hoping all the replies were correcting you that the true normie house is objectively gryffindor. good work everyone

>>80354211
>thread generates good discussion
>mod deletes entire thread instead of just the op pic

>>80354497
what the fuck is wrong with her? who gets asked a question about sex ed classes and immediately starts talking about group masturbation

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>>80354430
>>she should be personally housing hundreds of thousand of refugees because twitter
Your hack author should be able to house at least 3 families
http://www.wnd.com/2017/02/petition-demands-hypocrite-j-k-rowling-house-18-refugees/

>>80354477
If that was a dog it would square up with the alien and sacrifice its own life to save its master.

>>80354477
>ywn have Jonesy as a pet

Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>80353713

I was just looking at old playmate centerfolds from the 70s-80s, before coming here. What a coincidence.

>>80354497
keep in mind these are all high school aged kids this adult ephebophile is referring to.

>>80354421
>Hufflepuff is where the Wizarding World gets its accountants,
Those are Goblins(Jews)
>its regional managers,
Of what? There are no wizard Walmarts.
>its administration supervisors
You mean like at the Ministry? That would be Slytherin, since the Ministry is all politics and maneuvering.

>>80354497
see >>80354258

>>80354545
sauce?

>>80354497
Literally posted here>>80354109
and then disproved here>>80354258
you stupid fuckhead.

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Which house has the best girls?

>>80354535
>she thinks we should let in refugees but she isn't housing them all in her imaginary mansions that i just made up?!
She lives in an apartment and donates millions of dollars to humanitarian causes every year.

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>>80353788
It sure is

>>80354652
It ain't called Slither in for nothin.

>>80353846
Speak for yourself. I took the Pottermore test, and I'm Gryffindor.

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>>80354652
Tough call.
>>80354695
She's aging like milk.

>>80354109
Oh shit muh dick. Time to rewatch and make note of all the background hufflepuff qts

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>>80354611

>>80354437
Well of course, you let the Stoners be near the Kitchen so they can get some Munchies.

>>80354387
Because it's a series made for women and children. The better question is, why do men pretend to like it?

>>80354712
Sweet baby jesus

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>>80354712
Pansy was so cute in that one movie. Definitely top 3 in the school.

>>80354836
But then they had to go and replace her with a less attractive actress AND ugly up that actress to make Pansy less attractive for some "she's as unattractive on the outside as she is on the inside" BS. They really fucked up 2 acting careers when they did that, since 1 young actress lost a role before it matured and another was made ugly in that role.

>>80354652
>>80354712
Imagine removing their robes and licking their tiny body all over, nibbling their neck and kissing their adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster wouldnt think about their cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with their saliva, pumping in and out of their mouths until it erupts, the cum more than their little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down their chin over their flat chest, their tiny hands scooping it all up and watching their suck it off their fingertips is just amazing. Spreading their smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to their pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes their lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having their cherry taken in one quick stroke.

You lean over them, listening to them quickening breath, their girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, their sweet pants warm and moist on your face and their flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

You'd run your hands all over their tiny body while you violate them, feeling their nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick their chest, their neck and their armpits, savoring the scent of their skin and sweat while they trembles from the stimulation and as they reach their climax, hearing them cry out softly as they have their first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside them, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through their freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling their womb only to spill out of them with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop them flushed body, they sighs breathlessly and their fingers dig into your back as they feel your cock hardening inside them again.

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>people unironically defend the books

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Mfw normies hate on hufflepuffs

>>80356100
>that pic
kek

>>80356100
Is that a head?

Ravenclaw- smart but arrogant
Gryffindor- courageous but egotistical
Slytherin- clever but an asshole (or just plain stupid and had no where else to go)
Hufflepuff is the most well rounded and has the most good hearted people in general.

>>80358489
Oops, switch ego and arrogance

>>80358489
Hufflepuff is where the idiots with nowhere else to go end up. The only reason Crabbe and Goyle were in Slytherin is because they were dickheads and wanted to be like their dickhead daddies.

>>80358548
It's debatable, still gonna stand by what I said.

>>80358634
It's really not debatable. Slytherin is for the cunning and ambitious. That runs counter to being a dullard. Your opinion is wrong and your face is stupid.

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>>80353713
>>80354652
Hufflepuff is the house of autistic cutie pies and best waifus.

Hufflepuff? Never heard of that house before

>>80354430
>>80354317
also what's a normal job in the wizarding world
the only real examples I can think of are, teacher, ministry job, taming dragons, or professional quiddich
what do most people do, like what's left to do when you can magic shit up, sales?

>>80359050
>Ambitious
You played yourself. It's debatable because I've gone through this a hundred times.

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>>80355277

>>80353740
>implying they're not best house.

>>80353740
so /pol/ is slytherin
/tv/ is hufflepuff
/co/ and /v/ are ravenclaw
and literally no one is gryffindor because this 4chan

>>80359634
>it's debatable because im too stupid to stop debating it
Full retard. The DEFINING trait of Slytherin is cunning. As in, not stupid.
>>80359555
Shop owner/employee, bank employee, farmer, craftsman(wand maker, broom maker, etc), charm/potion maker, writer, adventurer.

>>80360898
>so /pol/ is slytherin
People who trolled themselves into drooling stupidity are cunning and ambitious?

>>80353833
>why does everyone hate Hufflepuff? Probably because they're a part of the dullest franchise...

There I fixed it for you. And you forgot the picture, you jackass.

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>>80355277

Childhood is being placed in Gryffindor.

Adulthood is realising Hufflepuff is the master race.

>>80363216
>adulthood is being tumblr
Anon...

>>80360898
gryffindors are all /b/ posters

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>>80356505
Hufflepuffs were shitty and unremarkable until this semen demon joined their ranks.

>>80353713
>literally "dude weed lmao" the house

Fucking subwizard wastes of space slacking off when they're given the ultimate opportunity. I'll stick with the true patricians of Ravenclaw.

>>80364856
That's not from Harry Potter you retard.

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>>80366225
I was referring to Redditmayne.

>>80353713
Because you know, Anon... dullest franchise and shit

>>80360898
>/co/ and /v/ are ravenclaw

"no"

if anything /lit/ and /sci/ are ravenclaw

Hufflepuff has Newt.

Therefore it's best house.

>>80366453
>ywn get sorted into hufflepuff and have a group j/o sesh with him

who got sorted in /ravenclaw/ here?

>>80354252
>It's objectively stupid and demented
That's the point, it was supposed to be a way to take back pepe from the normies by dragging his image into the ground, too bad it didn't work and all they had to do was turn him conservative. Which says a lot about the current political climate.

>>80366453
>wrapping his tongue around the wand rather than simply chomping on it

redmayne confirmed for being experienced at giving blowjobs

>>80353874
>good intro

Kys

Who /ravenclaw/ here?

>>80370593
Boringest house ever

>>80360952
see crabbe and goyle
inbred retards proud of their bloodline

McPoyles are Slytherin
Dee and Dennis are Ravenclaw
Mac and Charlie are Hufflepuff
Highschool Cool Guys are Gryffindor