who /backdooraction/ here?

>niggity nig
>spiccity spic

Have any of you ever dine and dashed?

...just ran away, ran down the street?

Mad dog Tim

>>80354850
yes, although it was because we forgot to pay, not intentionally. we were all kind of drunk, no one really waited on us during or after the meal, so we just kinda left.

>tfw you'll never have the chance to verbally abuse an elephant that grows fond of you

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>it's a Tim and Stu go see their weed dealers play episode

goat cartoon

Repeat after me: "I break the backs of young children by shattering their dreams."

>tfw youre a terrible combination of Tim and stu in real life

I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF THIS WORRRRRRULD ALIVE

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>>80353372
WHERES MY LIL MAN?!

Good show but copy and paste script.

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>i`m going to kill you, and then go home and rape your wife
>wha... what a horrible thing to say

>>80356791

What did he mean by this?

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this guy is all about the back door action.

Just a head's up:
The New VIPs is supposed to come out 3/17 on Amazon. It's made by the same dude

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>>80358598
cautious optimism seems appropriate but I can't see it being better than life and times of tim

>>80353372
>>80353474
>>80354850
>>80354888
First half of first season was really really good

Second half of first season was ok

Second season was watchable

Third season was so bad I couldn't even finish it or use it as background noise

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>80360001
I didn't notice any quality drop at all tbqh

CAGED HEAT
CAGED HEAT
CAGED HEAT

>>80360271
Same, it was always just as good for me.

>"In order the acknowledge the irony of this situation, I'd have to learn two new words today"

>>80360001
There's are some fairly depressing eps if that's what you mean? But they're scattered amongst great episodes. Any particular examples?

Who is the best character, and why is it Rodney?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28tbF8PQvvE

>>80360001

I've never understood this meme ranking. All seasons are great

>>80361856

Rodney is a failed chad. I'd like to think Rodney, Tim and Stu are like the holy trinity of /tv/'s personality

>Tim wasn't raped by a bun, he bought DRAPES for a bum.

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>>80361856
>LOOK AT THE BIG SWINGIN DICK
>IT'S STIFF ROD!

My favorite part and me on every sunday.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-anCj75zks

>>80362216
>Good Lord, Sir, we're all still in the room.

>>80362235
>I'd say the lesson is: Don't ever tell a group of women that you jerked off to them in church. Not something they want to hear, Tim. Not something they want to hear.

>>80361856
That's not Stan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug3b_TRn4vM

>>80360001
this shows great because you dont actually even have to watch it, i listen to the sound while i go to sleep

>That was a weird set. "Stabbing bitches" and "Monster Mash".

>>80361955
>mfw im a failed chad. i was a chad in college, graduated moved away from all my bros and just kinda started coming here and neglecting all my life skills.

I was just feeding my baby when your boyfriend said, and I quote, "Hey lady put your big ol' titty away and stop yapping on the phone"!

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>>80353474
It was niggardy mick!

>>80362667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggpqqAxCmmg

>>80360001
>every show needs to have some sort of drop in quality or else /tv/ anons can't bitch

See the way you were off by one?

That's god telling you you're fucking retarded.

Young man...
Theres a place you can go...
I said young man...

>>80355039
>you will never film a 14 yr old fucking the 18th hole and subsequently be blackmailed into being a caddys caddy

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>you will get molested on staten island

>>80358598
could work out good with more of a stable storyline for the humour to play off
>>80360001
that heist episode was one I thought was shit and I feel like the episodes around that were shit too

>>80362958
but I loved the blizzard episode where we find out Rodney was molested by his dad.

>>80355127
You're not my friend, youre not anything to meee

>>80362958
What if my car breaks down on Staten Island?!

>You called and said it’s 9am cockadoodle doo send someone for some back door action at Tim’s place

>>80363162
>noo...I didn't say cockadoodle doo...

So did Tim order the hooker or not?

"We gotta get you over your fear of public singing and getting roofied."

>>80363270

Yeah, but he was fuzzy on the pricing and probably wouldn't have opted for the backdoor action if he knew it was a lot more

>>80363096
the jenga one was great
and didn't Rodney's dad just maneuver Rodney's dick in to a hooker?
saying his dad molested him sounds misleading

>Ok, now we have to decide who will do the molesting.
>I'm a big guy with big meaty hands.
>Well, I just have more of a "molest-y" vibe to me.
>Fine, you win.
>I think "you win" is the wrong way to put it.

>>80363270
I like to think that he didn't and that was the only episode where we just see how Tim comes across to other people. If we saw more of Tim's POV I'm sure we'd find out it was just another time he got himself into an awkward situation that looked a lot worse than it was.

>Say it! Say sausages, with your dick!''
>So much explaining to do stu, theres gonna be a discussion tomorrow

I'm gonna bounce MY balls, all up in your BUTTHOLE

who /superpower/ here?

>>80360001
What are you even talking about dude
Maybe you just got sick of the show

Gay Gary: what on EARTH makes you think i'm gay?
Tim: I don't know uuh... a lot of the gay guys in accounting have had sex with ya

DURRRRRRR MY DREAMS HAVE A REALNESS

>>80368340
Hey Gary it's me Tim I'm... GAY now so I was hoping we could get together and tickle each other naked while watching Wizard of Oz