>name is Morpheus >doesn't morphs into anything

I hope the rats eat your eyes OP

>Matrix
>no one does any math in the movies

>name is Switch
>doesn't switch anything

>Badass in the Matrix
>Feminine push-over in the real world

Is Morpheus a representation of internet tough guys?

>>80353163
Why did I laugh at this?

>>80353231
because reddit

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>Agent Smith
>doesn't actually work for the government

>name is Mouse
>isn't a man in a mouse costume

>>80353198
Except genders

>>80353415
>(((genders)))

>>80353427
Male, female. Genders

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>>80353131

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>name is Neo
>isn't a neo-nazi

>if you rearrange the letters in "Neo" you get "Mr. Anderson"
Really activates my almonds

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>calls herself the Oracle
>doesn't speak structured query language

>Indiana Jones
>He's actually Henry

>>80353579
>Shorty calls him "Dr. Jones"
>He never cures any disease
>Shorty isn't even that short

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>called Ghost
>everyone can see him.

>Calls its self "Star wars"
>has no wars between stars


Wtf i feel scammed

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>Name is Trinity
>Isn't three persons of the Judeo-Christian Godhead

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>>80353131
>Name is Tank
>Does not at all resemble an armored vehicle

>film is called "Dude, Where's my Car?"
>two young men go on an extraordinary journey to find said car and discover humanity and our place in the galaxy

K I N O

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>name is Zoom
>Never used a camera

>>80353681
That doesn't 'make any sense

>name is The Architect
>doesn't build anything and just talks

>>80353355
>Matrix
>Government
whats the difference anon

>>80353800

Neither does your life.

>>80353893
he's just a program, not a person. a real person would be an agent, he's just a program

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>Name is Harley Quinn
>Doesn't look like a harlequin
>Doesn't have a dick
why