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waiting the pasta

>>80349941
Hufflepuff is the only decent one

I'm in cancerous pleb from /b/ house.
hit me up: https://letterboxd.com/azkaban/

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>redditclaw

I sort this thread into the house of "dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises". Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>80350239
sweet release

>>80350239
HE IS FAST!

>>80350239
>hypersphere
>Clifford for president
>the stranger>nausea
I like this version

>>80350022
Hufflepuff is the tumblr house you turbofag

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>>80349941
Little bitch house

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Proud Hufflepuff here! :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd5tN0az9fA

>>80349941
House Atreides

Most of the time these threads pop up 99% of the answers are Slytherin Pure

Because all of 4chan are edgy faggots who pick the Nazi options

>>80350239
A++ opening

>>80349941
Epileptic Monkey

As long as I'm not in Hufflepoof or anything to do with the dull drivel that is "Harry Potter" I'm content.

>>80349941
>What house are you?
Ravenclaw

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Best girl coming through

>>80352155
everyone that thinks they're a badass says this