FASHION BUG

I'D LIKE TO TITFUCK HER ASS

>>80349846
BACON AND EGGS DEAR

>>80349846
oh BOB SAGET

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE ASS OF SOMEONE WHO KNOWS IF JIFFY LUBE IS OPEN ON SUNDAYS?

>>80349877
What?

WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS?

Alf.

ALF.

YOU'RE 93 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ALF IS?

>>80350010
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I SAID BACON AND AND EGGS

>>80350037
*throws paper towels at him*

>>80349846
The brilliance of Tourettes guy is I can hear every one of these posts clearly in his voice. Almost as good as the real thing.

>>80350195
OW

MOTHERFUCKER HIT ME IN THE DICK

FUCK SALT

>>80350224
YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!

I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK!

I need you in the ass.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED ME IN THE ASS?

I use ' Hurry UP you shit boat" quite frequently while driving.

>>80350338
>>80350344
hivemind

I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THE SONG

>>80350602
AND NOT THAT STING
PIECE
OF
SHIT

My favorite bit is when he yells HOLY SHIT in the middle of the grocery store and scares the shit out of everyone around him.

When I die and get to heaven and see God I'm gonna say.... SHIT

Did you shit in the fuckin toilet?

Pissing with a boner and shitting with a boner are
TWO
DIFFERENT
THINGS

ID KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS
COOOMBS

TONITE ON UNSOLVED SHIT

Calm down! Calm down! Don't get a big DICK!!

>>80351055
That was a good shit

*deep breath*

PISSSSSSSSSSS
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