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godspeed, captain Meme-o

Kong is male
Godzilla is female

I wonder how will their movie end up

>>80344488
God-King Zilla-Kong?

Did you just assumed king kongs gender?!

>>80344488
>Godzilla is female

2014 Godzilla is female, since when?

>>80344276
Gorillas actually have small penises. A lot of apes do. Humans are the freaks with giant dicks.

>>80344516
Kongzilla sounds better

Do monkeys have barbed dicks?

>>80344639
God knows I do...

>>80344608
This is true.
I was at the zoo not too long ago and they're were two gorillas doing it.
I took a peak at it's penis when it pulled out.
It was like a tiny pencil, and I was surprised.

Godzilla is Asexual shitlords, how do you think Godzilla Jr comes about?

>>80344276
He just has a really unkempt bush

>>80344276
He's so little! What the heck! Hahaha

>>80344276
does he eat his own shit like apes usually do?

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>>80344618

>Kongzilla

Already a thing too

>>80344743
Who would be able to stop that? That's like the Vegito/Gogeta of the monster universe.

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>>80345341
Obviously Jet Jaguar and Mecha-Godzilla get combined into one ultra-robot to defeat it. But there are more giant combo-monsters being formed too, so other nations have to make giant ultra-robots to fight them as well.

And they called the movie "Pacific Rim".

>>80344602
I'm literally shaking right now.

>>80344488
YOU MAD WHITE BOI?

>>80344276
I think you have masturbated to too much BLACKED porn OP

You need to catch up on your zoology pham

>>80344639
no your thinking of barboons

>Flaccid, the penis of the gorilla and the orangutan, both with much bigger bodies, is virtually invisible; erect, it reaches 1.5 inches or less; the chimpanzee, man's closest relative (sharing 98 percent of his DNA) achieves an erection twice that of the other two apes but still only one-half the average human one.

LITTLE

>>80347775
Gorillas are selfish lovers

>>80344603
doesnt Godzilla lay eggs canonically? Anyway female lizards are often bigger than the male ones

>>80344488
DELETE THIS

>>80347918

>doesnt Godzilla lay eggs canonically?

No.

>>80344488
KONGED

>>80347775
>Implying you need a big dick when you are the silverback alpha and can throw the rest of the beta gorillas off a cliff on a whim

Big dick size is a symptom of a degenerate society

>>80344276

Is that a bison on the ground?

>>80348226
yes, a huge one.

>>80344488
>godzilla is female
>next movie is called KING of the monsters
Nigger you dumb

>>80348277
4u

>>80347918
That was in the 1998 American film that no one in their right minds would consider canon. If you bring up the eggs in Son of Godzilla and the 90's film i'm 99% he just found them and raised them

>>80344608

joe rogan just taught me this a few days ago on his podcast, which I believe because he has a hard on for knowing everything about monkeys, chimps and apes. He likes the size of chimps balls, apparently they're like grapefruits.

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>>80344608
>>80344672
That would explain why Tarzan was so popular among female gorillas

>>80348766
BLACK MEN CANT COMPETE WITH THE BIG WHITE COCK

>>80344608
>>80344672
thats the joke in "i got that gorilla dick, nigga"

>>80348766
TARZANED

>>80348766
do you think Tarzan actually fucked any gorillas?

>>80347918

No it doesn't and you're full of shit

>>80350753
Oh yeah.
Why do you think they kept saying "hung like Tarzan."
He got around.

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>>80344516
I prefer Shin Zilla-Kong

>>80345853

I had somebody steal a tree out of my yard once. It really sucks, because trees aren't exactly cheap; you either spend a lot of money or a lot of time getting a big one.

The worst thing is that, as is also true in this picture, they didn't take anywhere near enough roots. Tree's going to die.

>>80348051
dicklet detected

Below his coat.

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>>80344276
Hiddleston has it.

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>>80352006
So is he on the 'tism spectrum or what.

>>80352497
He's way up there on the Gigantic Woman Pleasing Dick Scale. His popularity amongst women has nothing to do with that Shakespeare shit.

>>80348490
well actually the 1998 film is canon if your follow the millennium series of Godzilla films

>>80352783
The Millennium series doesn't have a canon. It's referenced in GMK but every movie except for Godzilla X Mechagodzilla and Tokyo SOS is a standalone sequel to the 1954 film.

>>80352857
Zilla (renamed by Toho) was also in Godzilla Final Wars

>>80352927
Yeah but his attack on New York wasn't, he was pretty much just in it as another fuck you to the 1998 movie.

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>>80352857
not to mention Zilla has also appeared in different Godzilla media other than movies

>>80351312
>they didn't take anywhere near enough roots. Tree's going to die.

Well they weren't gonna leave it on the baseball field.

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>>80352983
plus, the 1998 movie wasnt a bad movie, it was a bad "Godzilla" movie, but it was a good monster movie

>>80353129
>>80352983
>>80352927

Animated Zilla is THE best incarnation, strong, agile as fuck and has a proper atomic breath

>>80353201
again, if you dont look at it as a Godzilla movie, and as just a Monster movie, its good
actually its kinda like a hybrid of Godzilla and the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms

>>80353129
The movie isn't bad except for a bunch of cringey, unfunny jokes.

>>80352783
If you're referring to that scene in Godzilla Final wars where they talk about Godzilla attacking New York in 1998, you didn't understand the whole picture. They explained that it wasn't Godzilla, but a different monster that Americans assumed was Godzilla.

>>80353282
and how does that not make it cannon within the series? it says the events in 1998 happened, it just wasnt Godzilla