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>I have a thyroid problem

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FUCK YOU SHITLORD

HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE

How much do you weight /tv/?

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UHHH!! ICE CREAM!

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>>80342484

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>I can't stop eating

>>80342664
5'11, 150

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*BRAAAAAPPP*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlYyhh3X0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaXBYcfVYZM

>>80342664
5'11, 174

>>80343021
>Kelli Jean Drinkwater

That's can't be her real name.

how do these people even get half this fat without trying to change something?

>>80342664

210 lbs
6'5

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>>80342484
>>80342596
Just kill these things fuck.

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>this is so humiliating

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>>80343147

I would have found a way to kill myself.

>>80343189

they have as well anon

they eat more

>>80343021
The chick in the second video would actually be really attractive if she lost her weight.

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>>80342320
K I N O

>>80343230
Maybe, but I doubt she'd be any less awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZpyuAk8VXM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whB4wt0pwyo

>>80343189

How did she get in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcWAXgoGCx4

It's really hard to feel any sympathy when this is the way she eats.

SHe's not even trying.

>>80343478
There's nothing worse than someone of that size who is also a jerk.

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>>80343505

She walked.

>>80342664
115 pounds at 6 feet

>>80343739
Wow, you fat fuck.

>>80342705

That part was so lulzy but sad.

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Well looks like I'm going to the gym today. Being a little bit sore isn't an excuse.

>>80343021

First vid:
>a confidant fat woman is almost unthinkable

Someone's never lived around negroes before

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>>80343354
>K
>I
>N
>O

>>80343354

How can someone as attractive as the woman being smothered to death end up in such a shit situation? Surely there's someone she could blow to get a decent paying job.

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>>80343354
>>80343987
Thoughts on Croatian President?

>>80344068

T H I C C C

>>80342320
you could always give her a free helicopter ride

or i guess a sky crane ride

>>80344068
That's Ice-T's wife.

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>>80344133

It is, sorry, THIS is the Croatian PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlHGTQKtnsM

>>80344387
She's such a fat fucking bitch, I want to cut her up like a fucking pig. God I want to murder her so badly.

>>80344387
lovely attitude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEGp1DEFjfE

I honestly feel sad for the children of these monstrosities.

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WOW uh.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JSDHFTvuPM

>>80344387

where do you even find t-shirts that big?

>>80344867
surplus parachutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpkYYj4wZnw
>That ending

>>80344915
Also, the look on that waiters face when she switched her order from Iced Tea to water.

>>80343506

>sad music playing

She literally just has to eat a normal amount and the weight would drop off her, without even exercising

>>80342320
there is one where they push her through the airport on a flat luggage cart

>>80342664
5'10, 360 pounds

>>80342664
STICC at 50kg

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Is this kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg

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>>80344915
>it'll be interesting to see if I can win the battle of the chips
>goes to starbucks after
>double fisting sugar filled "coffee" drinks

>>80342320
Why the fuck does this fat bitch bother to put on makeup? It's not like anyone is going to want to fuck her anyway. The fuck is the point?

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>watching episode
>woman eats breakfast
>goes to a fast food place and orders 3 breakfast burritos, potato, cinnamon buns, cola and a lot of other shit
>starts snacking at work
>has 2 pizzas for lunch
>doc jew tells her to eat 1200 calories a day
>"yo man eating healthy like that is expensive"
When I went to murica fast food places were cheap but is it really that much cheaper to go there 3 times a day then to go to a grocery store?

>>80345461

Not really. If she ate a sensible portion size of healthy food as opposed to a mountain of shit the cost would probably even out. She's just a glutton degenerate is all.

>>80342664
5'11"
135 lbs

>>80345547

O H I O
H
I
O

>>80342664
210. I've lost 40 pounds over the last five months or so and am going to lose more. These horrifying threads motivate me.

At this point, just lock them in a room with a water supply and nothing else for a month

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>>80345461

>trusting any excuse a person of that size comes up with

>>80343554
Don't believe the media. Ugly and fat people are more likely to have unpleasant personalities than attractive people.

>>80345717
Lock all of them in the same room for a month and I want to see what happens.

>>80342664
I'm 5'9 and I weigh 100lbs.

>>80345870
Holy fuck, you'd make an amazing twink.

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>>80345461
>When I went to murica fast food places were cheap but is it really that much cheaper to go there 3 times a day then to go to a grocery store?

its cheaper to healthy here than like shit

fatties just make crap up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ2QbnrQmCk
>This guy has a wife and kids

>>80342664
78kg for 186cm.

>>80344848
Don't. They made themselves too fat to perpetuate the cycle of abuse that gave them an eating disorder. They're unable to interact meaningfully with their children but serve as a powerful object lesson for them just by existing.

>>80345768

T H I C C
H
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C
C

>>80345911

that bald dude is enjoying that way too much

>>80342664
6'2", 130

>>80344865
>The uglier a transgendered person is the more likely they are to think they're passing
Every time

Would it be better to be short and 600 pounds or tall and 600 pounds?

>>80342664
6'0
155 lbs

>>80346036

This should be a no brainer.

>>80342320

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Watching it, Martin Scorsese thought Leonardo Dicaprio was an actual retard.

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>>80344915
>taking a handicapped spot for being a fatass

>>80342991

wow a relevant brappost who knew

>>80346066
>>80345996
>>80345870
>>80345547
>>80345073
>>80343739
You guys are shockingly thin.

>>80343021
>comments and dislike disabled
eveitiem

That bitch is literally out of breath by the end of the 10min talk and she's bitching about how fat people can be healthy? jeeeez

>>80344973
Ironically she's exercising a lot just by existing thanks to her weight. Listen to that huffing as she walks out of the restaurant.

>>80346124
t. amerifat

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>>80342664

6'3 290

>>80345768
I don't know if i should envy or pity those panties.

>>80343189

I've seen this UFO bodytype before on a walker, someone walking upright. So fucking weird.

>>80346036
either way you'd still be fucking fat

>>80346157
I mean, they are under 150 pounds and not like 5'5"

>>80345423
Tricks her broke brain into internally punishing her less for how hideous she looks. Same reason a lot of these walking sow carcasses have bright painted manicures, and eat a 3,000 calorie meal with a diet coke.

>>80342664
6`3 350lbs ;-;

>>80346222
Fatty fatty boombalatty.

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>>80344387

this whole fucking episode was rage inducing

>>80345461
>When I went to murica fast food places were cheap but is it really that much cheaper to go there 3 times a day then to go to a grocery store?
No, that is a lie fat people tell themselves. Eating self prepared food is almost always significantly cheaper than ordering out or buying premade meals. As cheap as fast food can be, groceries are even cheaper. I can get 20 lbs of potatoes for 3.50.

>>80346250
she had the gall to ask her working sister with a husband and kids to drop literally everything and move down to Houston with her.

>>80342664
im 7 queens hands in length and 22 stone in weight

>>80345768
It's extra depressing when it's obvious they'd be super attractive at a normal weight.

>>80345461

Fast food places are cheap. And you can even lose weight going there. They just go there too frequently, and eat meals too frequently. It's all about calories.

Some guy lost weight eating nothing but Twinkies for a month or something.

>>80342991
I'm always impressed by how durable skin can be

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>>80345983
fuck

>>80345911
As a yuropoor who spent 3 months in the US, I'd say it's no even about the money it's just that most fatty are too lazy to cook even the most basic stuff, also I found that walking is somehow not a a thing(I was near portland, OR) don't know if it's the same for the rest of the US.

>>80345547
>mfw me in hs

i still think i would have been taller if i had eaten breakfast and lunch during jr hs/hs

>>80343021
God TED is a joke these days.

>>80345781

Well, they are how they are due to gluttony and greed. And sloth. Probably also lust (over food) and envy (over food). And wrath (when they don't get food). And pride of their morbid obesity.

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>>80345911

Exercise is literally a meme for losing weight. And it's bad because it makes people hungry.

These people could lose more weight by having sleep for dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXTcwStHz7I

>>80345893
would? Bitch I do make an amazing twin.

>>80346378
>it's just that most fatty are too lazy to cook even the most basic stuff,
It's this.

>also I found that walking is somehow not a a thing(I was near portland, OR) don't know if it's the same for the rest of the US.
I would have thought it would be near Portland. It's usually the lest densely populated places where everything is far apart that has that issue. Guess the west coast is just lazy as fuck.

>>80346489
Also usually some childhood trauma that twists their personalities in various unpleasant ways making them supremely selfish and weak willed.

>>80346543
t.fatty

>>80346274
>I can get 20 lbs of potatoes for 3.50.

But these people already have diabetes.

>>80346611
There's no way that's a real quote

>>80346378
>also I found that walking is somehow not a a thing

That reminds me.

Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out on Netflix is a great standup comedy special.

>>80346659
Well yeah because they eat it in one sitting. And deep fried.

>>80342484
What is that stuff at his feet?

>>80346659

I remember the episode earlier this season with the twins where it said (before they reached out to the show) they couldn't find anyone to help them because they didn't have the diabeetus and the programs/doctors helping super fatfucks only helped diabetics. I was pretty fucking impressed they could weigh 600 lbs and not have the beetus. Those are some strong genes.

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>>80343021
>Drinkwater

>>80346813
Barnacles.

>>80346378
>also I found that walking is somehow not a a thing

Blame car culture and terribly civil engineering. Unless you live in a city everything is far as fuck away from everything else and there are barely any walkways.

>>80346813
Persistent infection and necrosis due to poor circulation. He's literally rotting alive.

>>80343354
is this what an asshat is?

>>80346863
Euros are used to their tiny "continent" and can't imagine a place where the nearest grocery store is a 20 mile round trip.

>>80346649

I'm not fat. Although I have gained 35 pounds in the last 18 years due to drinking (vodka has a suprising amount of calories).

But the key to losing weight is diet, not exericse.

https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/is-30-minutes-of-daily-exercise-a-sweet-spot-for-weight-loss/?hpw
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jennifercohen/2013/04/23/want-to-lose-weight-less-exercise-is-more/
http://time.com/2809007/eat-less-exercise-more-isnt-the-answer-for-weight-loss/
https://www.wired.com/2012/08/less-is-more-for-exercise-and-weight-loss/

I guess there is a guy who talks about cultivating "brown fat", but it really is more about CALORIES IN, than calories burned -- and exercise burns much less calories than people think.

You burn calories when sleeping. Sleep is also basically fasting.

>During sleep, a person's weight and the number of hours he or she sleeps determines how many calories do you burn sleeping. Normally, a person burns about 0.42 calories for every pound in one hour of sleep. For instance, a 150 lb. person burns about 63 calories in one hour.

These people need to sleep more, eat less.

>>80346582
>>80346863
>It's usually the lest densely populated places where everything is far apart that has that issue

That I can't deny, everything was so sprawled out that you do need a car to go almost anywhere, but even then when I would suggest to go on a walk in the forests or parks I would usually get shutdown and we would end up going to the cinema or just stay in and netflix.


If there is one good thing about our commie healthcare is that fat acceptance will never be a thing.

>>80346908

They also don't realize how shitty it is using public transportation when it's full of obnoxious minorities, though the rapefugees are about to redpill them on that

>>80346840
it's funny because it's true

>>80346923
No shit they need to eat less but exercise can make a diet more manageable, raise your metabolic rate, and makes you feel good too.

I'm not talking about a crazy gym regimen. Just a thirty minute jog daily can do wonders.

>>80346840
>>80346865
Holy shit I'm overweight but how the fuck can you become so freaking fat, who pays for all that food.

>>80346923
I don't get the point of your sleep thing. Just being awake (without eating) burns more calories than sleeping, why should anyone sleep more then?

>>80346966
That's weird. Oregon has beautiful country. But I guess the people that live there are used to it.

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>>80346977
>They also don't realize how shitty it is using public transportation

maybe you should lose weight and not have to travel in Freight class.

>>80347019
I think his point is that you can't eat while you're asleep (unless you have a very weird disease). But you also burn mre calories with a good run and, more importantly, raise your resting metabolism. Of course all his sources are dumb pop science shit exaggerating research. There's a plague of this with weightloss.

>>80347019
Because if you're asleep you can't eat.

To be fair though : putting apart the skin problem, is it really possible psychologically to go from that to a, if not healthy, just normally overweight weight and remain there on the long run? Isn't it like drug addiction?

>>80347013
Most of the people on this show have a normal looking spouse that is a feeder secretly getting off on their SO dying of fat.

>>80347146
Alternatively develop even an ounce of willpower and get a hobby besides eating, fatty.

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>>80346977
>They also don't realize how shitty it is using public transportation when it's full of obnoxious minorities
We do trust me, we do

>>80347007
>Just a thirty minute jog daily can do wonders.

Sure, but not if it makes them hungry afterward and they eat.

Walking 30 minutes a day is good for you, but physical activity won't be the main way for these people to lose weight.

They could also probably benefit from shit transplants from thin people. Fat people and thin people have different microbiomes in their gut which affects their weight. Basically, if you have a gut where lots of microbes are eating the sugars you consume before your body can, that's less calories your body has.

But these monsters are beyond the "natural weight loss" scenario, and it would take surgery to help them.

>>80347153
>is it really possible psychologically to go from that to a, if not healthy, just normally overweight weight and remain there on the long run?
Yes, but difficult.

>Isn't it like drug addiction?
No. It's like an eating disorder. Because that's what it is.

>>80346066
You're my height and are pretty close to my goal weight. I'm 190.

Fat Train will always be best.

https://youtu.be/fzVnpapHaX4
https://youtu.be/7ObUesxZxIg

>>80347213
>Sure, but not if it makes them hungry afterward and they eat.
Have you ever actually done any cardio? If you do it right you're not hungry afterwards.

>They could also probably benefit from shit transplants from thin people. Fat people and thin people have different microbiomes in their gut which affects their weight.
Oh Jesus. Fatty confirmed.

Yes, they do. But a lot of those differences are BECAUSE they're fat and have terrible diets, not the other way around. And the native difference in metabolism is tiny. Maybe in a very crazy case the person with the landwhale microfauna counts as having drunk one extra soda a day. And that's being generous.

>>80347220
>Yes, but difficult
Of course it's difficult, but how much? Can you really expect the majority of people at that stage to just be able to go back? Maybe that's not even realistic.

>>80347384
Probably not because they're hugely mentally broken and most don't keep up with the therapy even when it would help.

But it is possible.

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>answer the phone whiteboi

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>>80347384
To be fair, pic related is not exactly difficult to achieve.

>>80343506
Goes to the grocery store, just buys candy chips and soda. Eats all the candy in the car right after getting out. They probably stopped at a fast food joint on the way home and I guarantee you she got a shake or some sort of ice cream treat.

Every single time I see this 600-lb life shit they are always eating ungodly amounts of sugar. I have never seen someone on this show that doesn't stuff their face with sugar and wash it down with soda.

>>80346923
>63 cals an hour

pfffft

You burn that many calories by running for 5 minutes

>>80347019

There's a comedian with a line like "ever been so poor you had sleep for dinner?"

People eat when they're awake, they don't eat when they're asleep. You can fast when you're awake, but you'll probably get hungry. You can also fast when you're asleep, but you won't be awake to feel the hunger.

Fasting is also good for your body. They've even found that fasting can help regenerate the pancreas, which involved in diabetes, premtebolic syndrome, insulin sensitivity, etc.

These people clearly lack the willpower to fast while awake, so sleep is the only fasting they get.

So if they replace meals with naps, they would consume less. Sleep is a state where they cannot eat.

Bariatric surgery, like where a fatty gets a gastric band or gastric bypass surgery, like Precious recently got, just restricts the size of the stomach so people get full sooner and can't eat as much. In the same way that those costly surgeries limit calorie intake, so does sleeping.

Also, I've found that sleep/eating is a tradeoff. If you've ever stayed awake for a really long time, food can help you carry on. So you can either eat or sleep. When I'm hungry, I get tired. When these people get hungry (which has a lot to do with the microbes in your gut), they should just sleep it off. Fat people can also get a shit transplant from a thin person to alter the microbiome of their gut (and maybe change their hunger patterns)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplant
>The therapeutic potential of FMT in non-gastroenterologic conditions, including autoimmune disorders,[10] neurological conditions,[11] obesity, metabolic syndrome and diabetes,[12] multiple sclerosis,[11] and Parkinson's disease[13] are now being explored.

>>80345461
I mean if you live in subsidized housing in a city, don't have a car, and there isn't a grocery nearby, then yeah it's hard and expensive. But if you have a car it's piss easy to eat healthy, and you'll even save money on gas by leaving your house for food less.

>>80343506
tearing up the stop for your landwhale to shop for more blubber

>>80347140
>But you also burn mre calories with a good run and, more importantly, raise your resting metabolism.

And make people hungry in doing so. That's why exercise doesn't work for most of these fatties.

They exercise, they get hungry, they eat.

It's not pop science that caloric intake matters more when it comes to weight loss. That's why telling fat people to focus on exercise is misguided. Walking is good for your heart and everything, but they need to limit calories first and foremost.

>>80347153
>Isn't it like drug addiction?

Yeah, for sugar, fat, and carbs. These people are all breadlovers too.

>>80346923
>But the key to losing weight is diet, not exericse.
I wouldn't put it in such absolute terms, but I agree that if you're a fat, wholly sedentary shit, then you shouldn't necessarily start your weight loss regimen with lots of exercise. It'll only tempt you to eat even more, and simply halving your caloric intake without moving your ass at all is usually sufficient for a slow, but steady weight loss.

t.a fat, wholly sedentary shit who's already lost 33 pounds without exercising

>>80343506
>putting food in each others' mouths
>it's romantic
>our love of food brings us together
Feeder.

>>80347591
Go for a walk, fatty. You don't even have to jog at your probably weight. Do it for a couple weeks and you'll be shocked at how much weight you lose and how much better you feel.

But yeah also should probably stop having 1000 kcal milkshake with each of your 5 meals

>>80347667
>don't have a car, and there isn't a grocery nearby, then yeah it's hard and expensive.
This almost never happens btw. Actual "food deserts" are extremely rare.

>>80347690
>And make people hungry in doing so.
No, you won't. They'll (meaning you, fatass) will feel too sick to eat when they first start. Later there may be a blood sugar drop but they'll get that from dieting too. If you'd ever exercised you'd know this.

But know, keep telling fatties to just sleep more, get more depressed, and lower their metabolism. That'll work. (they probably sleep 12 hours a day anyway until they develop sleep apnea)

>>80346659

I know a fat guy who loves tater tots and fries

He wont eat baked potato because they taste "too potatoie"

>>80347828
theres a surprising amount of fat fetish husbands in these shows.

>>80347690
>That's why telling fat people to focus on exercise is misguided.
No one has done that, you just were so appalled at the idea of consciously eating less food and maybe even having to walk that you focused on a strawman. You're not fooling anyone, not even yourself.

>>80347810
When you're at 600 lbs just existing is exercise. Every single one of those people have horrible eating disorders though Most people aren't in that condition. For general weight loss, a ton of people would see improvement just by cutting out/reducing soda and finding time for a jog.

>>80344867
walmart

>>80347988
>No, you won't. They'll (meaning you, fatass) will feel too sick to eat when they first start.
Total bullshit.

>>80348094
Try it. Run up a small hill near your home. Given how much you guys wheeze just when trying to walk and talk at the same time, I guarantee you that anything approaching normal exercise will make you want to vomit.

>>80347295

You seem to be pretty ignorant about this stuff.

This is why workouts make you hungry
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-does-working-out-make-you-hungry-2016-8

I've read plenty of news articles about this over the years. And I'm 5'11 and 170 pounds, how much do you weigh?

And fecal transplant therapy for obesity is a thing.

Eating poop pills could make you thin. Seriously.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/innovations/wp/2016/01/14/eating-poop-pills-could-make-you-thin-seriously/
>By transplanting the intestinal bacteria from a stool sample of a healthy, lean person into the gut of a person suffering from obesity, it might be possible to change the gut bacteria population of that obese person. As those “lean microbes” start to populate the obese person’s gut, it could reduce that person’s propensity to obesity.

How Gut Bacteria Help Make Us Fat and Thin
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-gut-bacteria-help-make-us-fat-and-thin/

It's been said there are at least 3 enterotypes, types of bacteria colonies in the gut.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enterotype

And what you say about differences having to do with diets, does seem true though:
>Studies also indicate that long-term diet is strongly associated with the gut microbiome composition—those who eat plenty of protein and animal fats typical of Western diet have predominantly Bacteroides bacteria, while for those who consume more carbohydrates, especially fibre, the Prevotella species dominate.

Anecdotally speaking, after two fat people I know use the bathroom, their shit smells similar. Pointing to a similar enterotype, gut microbes.

>>80348142
>washington post
>business insider
Kek

>>80348142
>And what you say about differences having to do with diets, does seem true though:
That's because I'm a fucking biologist, fatty. (Not a microbiologist though, to be fair. But in a somewhat related field)

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>>80348142
>Anecdotally speaking, after two fat people I know use the bathroom, their shit smells similar. Pointing to a similar enterotype, gut microbes.

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>>80348142
>Anecdotally speaking, after two fat people I know use the bathroom, their shit smells similar. Pointing to a similar enterotype, gut microbes.

>>80347559
>You burn that many calories by running for 5 minutes

No.

>A study done by researchers at Syracuse found that men burned about 105 kilocalories/mile on average running a mile in 9 minutes and 30 seconds, and about 52 calories when walking the same mile in 19 minutes. For the women in the study, that burn was 91 and 43 calories, respectively.

A 150-lb person burns 63 calories an hour while sleeping.

That study says a man burns 52 calories when walking a mile in 19 minutes (3 MPH). You burn more calories sleeping 8 hours than walking 8 miles. You burn more calories sleeping 8 hours than running 4 miles. Guess which is easier for fat people?

And some of these people are so fat, it puts tons of pressure on their joins, their knees, their ankles, because despite the "big boned" meme, these people have regular sized bones.

>>80348361
The point of running isn't the amount of calories you burn during the run. It's to increase your basal metabolic rate over the long term.

>And some of these people are so fat, it puts tons of pressure on their joins, their knees, their ankles, because despite the "big boned" meme, these people have regular sized bones.
They can literally do intense cardio just by raising their arms up and down at that weight.

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>>80348080
GAWD BLESS

>>80347883

I'm 170 pounds. I definitely gained gained some weight due to years of binge drinking, but I'm not fat. I don't jog anymore but I did feel better when I did.

And sure, fat people should replace sugary drinks with a "green drink" like a blend of water, kale, and apple.

>>80345983
>>80346378

>>80344387
>that ominous music when the dietician starts taking her junkfood

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>>80345983
>>80346378
>>80348554
forgot picture

kek

>>80348538
You fixate on so many weird justifications and fringe cases it's clear that you're lying.

>And sure, fat people should replace sugary drinks with a "green drink" like a blend of water, kale, and apple.
Or just water. Jesus you "I'm totally not fat guys" type really do have no willpower.

>>80345911
that fat ass is barely fucking moving

>>80347988

I don't know why people keep calling me a fatass, as if arguments depend on weight. I weighed 135 pounds in high school.

I have exercised before. And do you know what tastes really good after exercise? Fat and sugar.

In junior high and high school, I probably never ate breakfast or lunch, and it made me tired. I would sleep instead of eat. Which is probably why I was underweight throughout my teens.

And if someone weighs 400 pounds, sleeping 12 hours will burn 2400 calories. Meanwhile, they'd have to walk 46 miles at 3MPH to burn that off.

>>80347916
Yeah that's what I meant, they are rare, and a lot of people use their rare existence as an excuse, just pretending it's impossible for them to eat healthy so they might as well enjoy this delicious and easy triple cheeseburger and a cinnabon.

>>80348662
>I don't know why people keep calling me a fatass,
You talk like one.

>And if someone weighs 400 pounds, sleeping 12 hours will burn 2400 calories. Meanwhile, they'd have to walk 46 miles at 3MPH to burn that off.
Too stupid even for popscience.

>>80348662
Well until we've smelled your shit, we can't be sure.

>>80348046

Well, potatoes are in the nightshade family, and the eyes and sprouts are toxic. Solanine is a toxic glycoalkaloid in potatoes and tomatoes.

>>80348076

I'm thinking of that video ITT of that fat lady in exercise class. Fatties don't need to do that.

Like you said, if they avoided carbs and walked daily, that would be a good start.

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>>80342664
5'9 170ish lbs

I was a chubby little chunker in High School, weighed something like 210 lbs at my max. Went on an extreme cut, went down to 130 lbs, then I got into /fit/ness. Threads like this remind me I made the right decision.

>>80347213
>Fat people and thin people have different microbiomes in their gut which affects their weight. Basically, if you have a gut where lots of microbes are eating the sugars you consume before your body can, that's less calories your body has.

Your gut biome is affected by the food you eat, you fat fuckup. Don't put the cart before the horse.

>hurr durr skinny people are skinny because they have small clothes

>>80348184

Oh look, it's that fucking retard who can't tell the difference between a news source giving secondhand reporting of a study, all while ignoring the primary source of the actual fucking study.

>>80348473
I'd stop and watch.

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>tfw seeing some major improvements on how my body looks, how clothes fit, etc
>but barely any pounds lost

>>80349017
Newsource secondhand interpretation of a study is almost always awful.

>>80348215

I'll bet you $1,000 I weigh less than you do.

And why would a biologist think that someone's argument online is a predictor of weight? Seems pretty irrational for a scientist.

>>80346673
Not from her, but starvation mode is usualy used by tumblrita to justify their fear of eating less

>>80349024
Muscle is much denser than fat.

>>80348601
yeah that's definitely GRIDSface

>>80348225
topkek

>>80349070
Post your paypal, lardo

>>80346813
gangrene, they are litteraly rotting from inside out

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>>80348938

>>80348616

Weird justifications and fringe cases? Huh? I haven't lied about anything. I'm 170 pounds.

Fine, tell fat people to only drink water. How's that workin for them?

Kale is called a superfood for a reason. Kale is objectively beneficial for people, although it can carry a lot of pesticides. Kale has protein, it has fiber which helps manage blood sugar and makes people feel full, it has vitamins and minerals (including magnesium in chlorophyll which is vital for preventing insulin deregulation and type 2 diabetes), more iron per ounce than beef, and the nitrates in green leefy vegetables dilate blood vessels (lowering blood pressure). Add in half an apple and it gives people the sweetness they crave.

Sure, sometimes people drink water in order to feel full, but so does fiber. Plus, for a lot of these fat people, their kidneys are probably shot, and more water puts a strain on kidneys.

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Am I fat kino?

lol at looking like this at 23 ;_;

>>80349546
You have really big nipples for a dude.

>>80349460
>Kale is called a superfood for a reason. Kale is objectively beneficial for people, although it can carry a lot of pesticides. Kale has protein, it has fiber which helps manage blood sugar and makes people feel full, it has vitamins and minerals (including magnesium in chlorophyll which is vital for preventing insulin deregulation and type 2 diabetes), more iron per ounce than beef, and the nitrates in green leefy vegetables dilate blood vessels (lowering blood pressure). Add in half an apple and it gives people the sweetness they crave.

So eat it then, you don't need to drink it and chase it with some sugary apple juice. You're also missing out on sweet sweet insoluble fiber when you juice, that stuff is magic for your poop.

>>80342320
fucking christ I hate these people, and I hate their families. Its impossible to get this huge naturally, why? Because if you ever got to a point so fat you couldn't get up to move, you wouldn't be able to go out and gather food anymore and so you would lose weight. These fat fucks stay fat, because their fucktarded families continue to bring 18 pizzas a day.

>>80349546
Fat? No, just chubby and really out of shape. Do a fucking push up.

>>80349809
Also that sounds fucking disgusting. Applekale water?

>>80348697

You think I talk like a fatass because I said caloric restriction is the key to weight loss?

And I haven't done a study myself, but if this is true (which is the first thing Google says for "calories burned sleeping"):

>During sleep, a person's weight and the number of hours he or she sleeps determines how many calories do you burn sleeping. Normally, a person burns about 0.42 calories for every pound in one hour of sleep. For instance, a 150 lb. person burns about 63 calories in one hour.

..and if this is true:

>A study done by researchers at Syracuse found that men burned about 105 kilocalories/mile on average running a mile in 9 minutes and 30 seconds, and about 52 calories when walking the same mile in 19 minutes. For the women in the study, that burn was 91 and 43 calories, respectively.

then yes, a 400 pound person will burn as many calories sleeping 12 hours than walking 46 miles.

Although I see now that another site says that a 300 pound person will burn 159 calories per mile walking, vs 79.5 calories for a 150 pound person. So I was wrong to assume a 400 pound person would burn 52 calories walking a mile. Maybe they burn double.

So I think it's safe to assume that a 400 pound person will burn as many calories sleeping 12 hours as walking 23 miles.

Plus, sleeping difficulty is assoiated with type 2 diabetes.

>>80349546
You're not beyond saving. Get a gym membership.

>>80348938
I often wonder about the people who stand there and film these bitches while they work out, are they also working out or are they just there to film? If the latter that's dumb as fuck.

I mean yeah, all of it is dumb as fuck, but that even more so.

>>80349008
>Your gut biome is affected by the food you eat, you fat fuckup.

First of all, your gut microbiome is affected by your mother, any bacterial transmission during birth, breastfeeding, and the germs a baby comes into contact with in the first few years of its life. But yes, different foods certainly encourage different microbes. Sugar in particular encourages candida, yeast.

>>80349053

But they usually link the actual study in their reporting.

Truth repeated by an idiot does not diminish the truth.

>>80343021
>drinkwater
>not chugsoda

>>80349122

Tell me how much you weigh first. I've already stated my weight multiple times.

You know, it's okay to make a prediction and be wrong, anon. Rather than believing you have magical fatass psychic detection abilities based on words on a screen.

>>80347384
>Can you really expect the majority of people at that stage to just be able to go back? Maybe that's not even realistic.
If they can't then they need to be put down before they trample some innocent animal or child.

>>80343118
other people enabling them

you cannot get literally so-fat-they-cannot-move without someone else going out to get the food for them

>>80342664
6 feet, 170lbs

>>80342664
190

>>80349546

Sit up straight. You look like a normal person. Starting to get manboobs though.

>>80349809

There's a reason Dr. Oz recommends green drink, and drinks it himself.

Yes, apples are "bags of sugar", but it helps make the blended kale more palatable.

You can certainly burn calories chewing a bunch of kale, but most people don't. Eating raw kale isn't really an enjoyable thing. You can cook it, and then lose more nutrients. Or just blend it.

>>80343506
these people are literally fucking addicts

"chandy, my love"

>>80349844

Yeah, these people typically have a lot of enablers around them, like many addicts.

They think they're expressing love by bringing them food, but they're harming them.

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>>80344865

man imagine the fucking feeling of being on camera and knowing that you have to tread lightly as you try to perform the miracle that is instilling discipline in that degenerate

>>80349886

It tastes better than the green drink with lemon, ginger, and cucumber.

Bringing this thread back to /tv/, there's a documentary called Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead.

>More than 20 million people around the world watched Joe Cross juice his way across America, losing 100 pounds and getting off medication in Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead. The film ignited a juicing movement.

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>>80346082

>terminator pepe

that's Horus you normie

>>80344915
She was way better off just eating the chips.

>>80347667
Save money on by weighing less.

>>80349977
>missing the forest for the trees this much
Fat AND autistic

>>80347153
>>80347220
It is an addiction, the eating disorder is that they can't refrain themselve from eating. While it is technicaly not a drug addiction it is clearly a food addiction, kinda work the same way in the brain.

>>80347220

sugar is scientifically and objectively more addictive than cocaine and heroine.

>>80347213
It will always make them hungry to eat less because they are conditioning themselves to eat gargantuous amount of food. Their brain is adapted to their habits so when they have to eat less to lose weigh they feel always hungry because their brain send them the signal they eat less than what theirbrains are accustomed. If they feel hungry they are definitively not starving, thats what they mix, they associate being hungry to starving.

>>80343506
>Pick every bag up
>That's embarrassing.

Never enough to satisfy even that fat disgusting cow.

>>80351155

Do you think fat people like or don't like exercise? I'll say they don't like it.

From what I've read, a 400 pound person will burn as many calories sleeping 12 hours as walking 23 miles.

One of the reasons people don't lose weight is they focus on the endgoal and it looks so far away. Just like the prospect of walking nearly a marathon sounds hard.

And when people are sleeping, they cannot eat. You don't even know you're hungry when you're asleep.

>>80344865
How do people live with themselves keeping their car like this? Besides a snow brush, insurance/registration papers, and a pair of sunglasses, I have nothing in my car. You have a house/apartment, store shit there.

>>80342664
6'1"

165 lbs

>>80351182

Although placebo pills are sugar pills, sugar is a drug.

And your whole body runs on the glucose in your blood. That's why Type 1 diabetes is great for weight loss, because the body doesn't produce enough insulin in order to utilize the glucose in blood.

>>80350054
It's probably her boyfriend.

>>80350086
>First of all, your gut microbiome is affected by your mother, any bacterial transmission during birth, breastfeeding, and the germs a baby comes into contact with in the first few years of its life.
The original theory was that was the main determinant but now the prevailing opinion is that they underestimated the impact if you compare gut microbiota to that of the birth canal of the mother. It's probably mostly diet. At least in terms of the few species of microbes that make up the majority of the biomass in there. There's tons of niche things there in small populations that may or may not be significant to human metabolism, including lots of stuff that has never been cultured or characterized.

>>80351292

I think hunger is more a sensation sent by microbes in the gut to the brain.

Your Gut Bacteria May Be Controlling Your Appetite
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/gut-bacteria-may-be-controlling-your-appetite-180957389/

Gut microbes send message to the brain that sparks obesity in rodents
https://arstechnica.com/science/2016/06/in-rodents-fed-high-fat-diets-gut-microbes-boost-hunger-trigger-obesity/

Gut microbes signal to the brain when they're full
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/11/151124143330.htm

A lot of fat people complaing about not feeling full, satisfied, satiated. Carbs are horrible for making people feel satisfied, because eating carbs makes you want to eat more carbs.

Bariatric surgery is all about making the stomach think it's full, either by cutting the stomach in half, or rerouting and making a smaller pouch.

>>80347690
Again, what makes them hungry is the fact they are accustomed to eat enormous amount of food. They are too far into mental illness that they will equate the feeling of hunger by eating less to the condition of starving. They are so fat they believe eating like a normal person is starving. That is only because they are not used to eat less food and have compensated the action of eating a lot and being fat to being normal. since their whole body is fat, losing it is losing a part of themselves and that make them afraid of those change of habits. It's stupid but it work like this for a fatty.

>>80351391

They buy fast food, eat food in the car, leave the bags/containers on the floor, never remove them.

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>>80350122
Yes that's how you know the reporting is usually garbage. When you can actually access the article, anyway. Many people can't.

In any case it's hilariously bad in some cases. I know an astrophysicist that was on a project a year ago that was reported by a newspaper as being the discoverers of the Van Allen belts.

>>80351594
There are trashcans goddamn everywhere, just pick it up as you leave the car. It's not even that uncommon, nearly everyone I know has at least some crap in there car, and a decent number have a shitload.

>>80350180
>Y-you first
Post it, doughboy

>>80350475
kek

>>80351519

I'm assuming the microbes in the gut came from somewhere. Yes, microbes can be on food that you eat, but also from the people you come into contact with.

Obesity could be contagious like superbug C.diff, suggest scientists
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/05/04/obesity-could-be-contagious-like-superbug-cdiff-suggest-scientis/
>A decade ago, Washington University discovered that adding gut microbes from obese mice to thin mice caused huge gains in weight, a finding which has been replicated many times.

>Intriguingly it could explain why some illnesses run in families. Far from being simply genetic, family members could be picking up conditions through close contact or sharing bathrooms.

>>80351253
So is oxygen. I tried to get off it one time, and two minutes in? I seriously felt like I was gonna die. Almost blacked out.

>>80351594
My sister and her boyfriend did this. Their car was absolutely packed with garbage, their room too. One time they got swarmed by cops at a gas station because they resembled a fat duo who were robbing parked cars in the area, and the cops had to sift through all their garbage in front of all these onlookers.

You would think this experience would have some kind of change in their lifestyle, but nope.

>>80351567
Stop spreading this shit. You have no idea what you're talking about and are over interpreting this a ton.

>>80351713
>I'm assuming the microbes in the gut came from somewhere.
Of course they did. But it's kind of hard to tell where, actually. There's lots of shit in you they have no idea the origin of.

>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/
You're trying to piss people off on purpose now.

>>80342664
I'm about 20 pounds overweight, but I was 30 a month or two ago.

It's really not hard to lose weight, I don't know why I let it get so bad. Just too lazy to actually look at portion sizes, I guess.

>>80343021
>breathes in before speaking
Dont know how can they live like that

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>>80351831
>HOOOmmmmealth at every siiiiiize maasteeer Hoooobit

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>>80342664
154, 6'1

>>80345164
she literally has most of her daily calorific allowance right there in her hands

>>80351570

Yeah, fat people have probably grossly enlarged their stomachs. But I'll mention this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghrelin
>Ghrelin (pronounced /'gr?l?n/), the "hunger hormone", also known as lenomorelin (INN), is a peptide hormone produced by ghrelinergic cells in the gastrointestinal tract[3][4] which functions as a neuropeptide in the central nervous system.[5] Besides regulating appetite, ghrelin also plays a significant role in regulating the distribution and rate of use of energy.[6]

>When the stomach is empty, ghrelin is secreted. When the stomach is stretched, secretion stops.

>The receptor for ghrelin, the ghrelin/growth hormone secretagogue receptor (GHSR), is found on the same cells in the brain as the receptor for leptin, the satiety hormone that has opposite effects from ghrelin.[8]

So ghrelin is the hunger hormone, leptin is the satiety hormone.

And back to my praise of sleep:

>Short sleep duration is associated with high levels of ghrelin and obesity. An inverse relationship between the hours of sleep and blood plasma concentrations of ghrelin exists; as the hours of sleep increase, ghrelin levels trend lower and obesity is less likely.[71]

>The level of ghrelin increases during the time of day from midnight to dawn in thinner people, which suggests there is a flaw in the circadian rhythm of obese individuals.[84]

>Short sleep duration may also lead to obesity, through an increase of appetite via hormonal changes.[86]

>Lack of sleep increases ghrelin, and decreases leptin, both effects producing increased hunger and obesity.

Maybe fat people could also benefit from leptin hormone therapy.

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>this thread

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Daily reminder that Boogie2988, /v/'s biggest hero, is a disgusting monster

>he got too lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

>>80343573

>chocolate fudge with calories boiled out

my fucken sides

Can someone please explain how it's possible to get THIS fat?

Like, I've been big before, but probably a mere fraction of these people and I was eating/drinking alcohol constantly

I just don't get how you can get THAT big

>>80351998
How little self-respect must you have to stay with the Youtube equivalent of fat bastard?

>>80349546
You are at the perfect stage for being saved, its still early you can do it!

>>80351937
>Maybe fat people could also benefit from leptin hormone therapy.
Or just stop fucking eating 4000 calories a day.

You seriously so afraid to not eat that you'd rather resort to shit like fecal transplants and radical untested hormone therapy? No wonder you sleep all the time. That constant anxiety must be exhausting.

>>80345547
are you me

>>80352080
>Can someone please explain how it's possible to get THIS fat?
Watch the show. They literally eat constantly.

>wake up
>huge plate of pancakes covered in syrup and butter
>snack constantly on chips, sweets, and chug soda for two hours
>second breakfast at mcdonalds
>brunch at waffle house
>lunch at a massive buffet
>snack until supper
>eat eight eclairs to hold you over until dinner
>have a late night snack of an entire bag of doritos
>go to bed. But not before eating an entire bag of oranges and a diet coke and congratulating yourself on how good you've just been.

>>80344387

Holy shit, she's taking the food not sacrificing your kids!

She's helping you, you fat fuck.

>>80351567
Or you know, eating less in quantity and more healthier in quality is an easy idea to try. YOu think a fatass who got surgery will change their habit with surgery ? That's fucking why they have so many statistic of fat people undergoing stomach reduction and failing to keep their ideal weigh in check. Why link study that explains why we feel hunger ? If you're fat, eat less, it's that simple. Change your way of living and your body will follow, you can't change your body before making actions

>>80344387
>not letting her eat her trash but calorie-controlling it and giving her supplements
>making her hate her food and being traumatic about it

Oh yeah this'll work

>>80351640
But that exercising ! We couldn't afford that much effort

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>>80352277
Kek hates fatties

>>80350483
Horus wears Terminator armor you normie

>>80352201
Everytime I see eclairs they look tasty as fuck are they good?

>>80352315
The time for coddling and easing them into it is over at this point.

>>80351713
Jeez us kraiss man ! Why over complicating things ? Yes, we can define hunger by scientifical fact, that doesn't refute the fact that eating less is the only way to change the way of life and the body of a fatass...

>>80351611

Well, newspapers like to take a singular and turn it into a general, generalization, taking a single study and turning it into a general eyeball-grabbing headline, using inductive reasoning. But science itself is infused with inductive reasoning, taking a singular study and extrapolating that into a generality, or turning samples into generalities. Science is full of studies assuming some sample size holds true for a much larger group of people (or everybody).

But there is the decline effect.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_effect
>The decline effect may occur when scientific claims receive decreasing support over time.

>The term was once again used in a 2010 article by Jonah Lehrer published in The New Yorker.

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/12/13/101213fa_fact_lehrer
>The most likely explanation for the decline is an obvious one: regression to the mean. As the experiment is repeated, that is, an early statistical fluke gets cancelled out.

Science uses inductive reasoning all the time. But inductive reasoning is flawed. Inductive reasoning is useful evolutionarily speaking, for instilling fear of potentially dangerous objects (one snake bit me, fear all snakes).

But this whole tendency to generalize is everywhere now and it's horrible. As if any one person in a group speaks for the group as a whole, is representative of the whole group.

But generalizations evolved for a reason. It's safer to err on the side of caution, safer to believe you're in danger and be wrong, than to have a false sense of safety/security and be wrong.

>>80351728
but oxygen is vital, and guess what, inhaling too much oxygen can have negative effects on your body

>>80352373
Eclairs look amazing, but in practice they're nothing special.

>>80352333
Exercising does nothing t make you lose weight shitlord, that's a lie perpetrated by massonormative doctors.

>>80352373
Yeah they're quite good. Just y'know, don't eat them very often.

>>80352446
>Eclairs look amazing, but in practice they're nothing special.
Some eclairs are better than others.

>>80352396
When she starts forcing her to eat boiled sprouts and shit she'll just go back because she's too far in

Her taste buds are probably shot at this point too

Let the woman have her doritos, or at least force her to make healthy versions of her favourite foods

>>80351937
You know what is good for fatties ? Eating less ! See ? no need to link a hundred articles, just to understand basic physics. If you are fat you eat more than neccessary. Wanna weigh less ? Eat less, it's that fucking simple

>>80351673

I weigh 170. Like I've already said 3 fucking times

>>80348142
>>80348538
>>80349460

>>80352407
It's inevitable and impossible to avoid but this often goes too far and is fueling the reproducibility crisis.

>>80348142
>endotypes

Into le trash

>>80352445
>but oxygen is vital,
And glucose isn't?

>>80352503
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the point in this show extremely rapid weight loss before emergency surgery, since these people could drop dead at any moment? Give her that equivalent in doritos and tell me she's not going to sneak more because it's not remotely as filling as the tasteless protein and fiber bundles the nutritionist wants to give her.

If she doesn't want to lose weight, no one can make her (legally, anyway).

>>80352105
I lost about 9 kg since that pic already, but i still look like shit

>>80351766

I know what I'm talking about because I read more than you.

The FDA has classified human feces as an experimental drug. Some people want to freeze dry poop from healthy people, put it into pills, and have other people take them.

In fact, doing that could help stop the spread of superbugs, since through evolution (and I think CRISPR) microbes develop immunity to antibiotics. You replace one microbe colony with another.

>>80352532
>I weigh 170
Kilos

>>80352080
Step 1: live in the Midwest
That's it.

>>80352654
>I know what I'm talking about because I read more than you.
You can read all the Washingtonpost soft science fanfiction you want. It's still trash.

>since through evolution (and I think CRISPR)
jesus fuck shut up

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>white "people"

https://youtu.be/bO2SjCtmB_Q

>>80352396
>>80352503
She doesn't care. She wont let any skinny bitch tell her how to live (that cisgender normative cunt !). She admit having power over her own life by being able to call for delivery fast food anyway and the nutritionist can do nothing against that (her own admission...)

>>80352822
Christ alive

>>80342991
She can survive any fall with dat ass

>>80352822
At least she has a hobby

>>80352822

Americans aren't white

>>80352870
Actually it will burst open in a disgusting explosion of lard and bacteria if she falls. She'll probably break bones too. This has happened before to these types.

>>80352627
>>but oxygen is vital,
>And glucose isn't?

Not in excessive amount you fat fuck, that's why i said that even excessive amount of oxygen (read, more than the body needs to the point of oversaturating) can be bad. Hell you can overdose with water if you want. The key here is to have control over what you put in your body, you fucking cunt who couldn't bother to read half a sentence. you're just too lazy

>>80351811
>You're trying to piss people off on purpose now.

Oh look, it's cited right in the article, you baby.

>The research was published in the journal Nature.

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v533/n7604/full/nature17645.html
>Our intestinal microbiota harbours a diverse bacterial community required for our health, sustenance and wellbeing1, 2. Intestinal colonization begins at birth and climaxes with the acquisition of two dominant groups of strict anaerobic bacteria belonging to the Firmicutes and Bacteroidetes phyla.

>at least 50–60% of the bacterial genera from the intestinal microbiota of a healthy individual produce resilient spores, specialized for host-to-host transmission.

>A typical human intestinal microbiota contains 100–1,000 bacterial species with tremendous compositional diversity between individuals, such that each individual’s microbiota is as unique as a fingerprint.

Gut Microbes and Diet Interact to Affect Obesity
https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/gut-microbes-diet-interact-affect-obesity
>Gut microbes from lean people helped prevent mice from becoming obese—but only if the animals ate a healthy diet.

>Mice populated with microbes from a lean twin stayed slim, whereas those given microbes from an obese twin quickly gained weight. The “lean” and “obese” microbes had different measurable effects on the body’s metabolism.

>>80342320
Why didn't they just put her in the cargo hold?

>>80352627
>And glucose isn't

It's actually not

>>80352654
You know how to replace the gut flora ? By eating differently, less greasy shit and more healty vegetables. Do you want me to pull up a study that explain that to make you understand ?

>>80352953
>>Gut microbes from lean people helped prevent mice from becoming obese—but only if the animals ate a healthy diet.
really made me think

>>80351969

There's nothing your gut microbes want more than sugary drinks.

Diet Soda May Alter Our Gut Microbes And Raise The Risk Of Diabetes
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/09/17/349270927/diet-soda-may-alter-our-gut-microbes-and-the-risk-of-diabetes

Artificial Sweeteners May Change Our Gut Bacteria in Dangerous Ways
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/artificial-sweeteners-may-change-our-gut-bacteria-in-dangerous-ways/

>>80353001
t. insect overlord that uses trehalose for its blood sugar

Wait no you turn that into glucose to actually burn it for energy. Almost got me.

>>80342664

6'1 and 186 percent pounds.

>>80342664
6'5"
150 lbs.

Currently in cut mode (on 6th day of water fast) so I should lose about 10 more lbs. by spring.

>>80353064
What is ketosis

>>80352080

Consuming liquid sugar, carbs, sedentary living, people bringing them food.

>>80353049
>Read bad summaries of single studies and chain them together into a complex narrative of linked suppositions and unverified cause and effect relationships
the tumblr generation of scientists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqgZLO_9Rf0

>>80353117
>What is ketosis
Something you really don't want, and that alsoo apparently replaces cellular respiration according to you.

>>80342991
How can one shit and piss through that?

>>80352822
That's really cool, she seems bright and well informed. She teached me something, if a little girl can have a hobby with cockroaches, then they can't be that bad and we all overreact with the way an insect looks.

>>80352134

Again, I'm 170 pounds. I'm talking about what could help fat people, and I'm sure /tv/ has its fair share of fatties.

Sure, fat people could lose weight by not eating 4000 calories a day. But they eat that much due to the hunger hormon ghrelin. With leptin, they would feel not hungry -- hence, not eat. Also when they're sleeping they're not eating, and longer sleep leads to lower ghrelin levels.

I'm just saying that leptin and fecal transplants could benefit obese people. Which science bears out.

I'm interested in truth. You only seem interested in accusing strangers of being obese based on words on a screen.

>>80350440
Well, it's like when they attacked that female trainer on America's Biggest loser for being a bully to fatty's.

As though being nice is the answer.

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>>80351969
>>80353049

>>80353049

we've gone from "im big boned" to "muh conditions" to "muh genetics" and are now at the "muh gut" stage

what excuse comes next

>>80352953
Don't forget the part when the rats eats healty. faggot

>>80353235
>Sure, fat people could lose weight by not eating 4000 calories a day. But they eat that much due to the hunger hormon ghrelin. With leptin, they would feel not hungry -- hence, not eat.
You're killing me.

>>80353175
>dude humans need to eat shit we've only been eating seasonally since 10,000 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb8mPchIyfE

>>80353297
"muh hormones" and "muh stress"

>>80353049
Not going to argue since nutrition in humans is extremely difficult to study and generalize, but you should avoid summaries of scientific studies. They tend to sensationalize results and do a very poor job of trying to summarize the studies, since they writers almost never hold relevant degrees.

Even if you can't follow the results or methods, try to at least read the abstract and discussion of papers. Intro can be hit or miss depending on the author and complexity, but abstract and discussion tend to be easy to follow for anyone.

>>80352277

It is as simple as eating less, but ghrelin urges them to eat more. Many fat people do lose tons of weight due to bariatric surgery. But it can mess with someone's microbiome, and years later many people gain the weight back.

And if leptin made fat people less hungry all the time, not in the mood to eat, how could that be a bad thing? Everyone should want less fatasses in the world.

>>80353049
Sugar is good but not in excess ! If you eat normaly and indulge yourself correctly with sugary drink (i.e. not a liter per day..) then it can't be bad. But if you abuse to subtances they can be bad for you. Are you this dense ?

>>80353097

Cut mode? More like skeleton mode at that height.

>>80353235
>With leptin, they would feel not hungry -- hence, not eat

Yeah, and I only ejaculate for the purposes of recreation

>>80353338
You too can consume high fructose corn syrup without turning into a blimp in two easy steps.

1. Exercise 30 minutes a day
2. STOP FUCKING EATING SO MUCH YOU DISGUSTING MENTALLY ILL BLOB

>>80346036

Shorter, because if you fall over you won't have time to reach terminal velocity.

For people that can't seem to grasp why they get fat it's like this:
Eating shitty sugary foods makes them feel good.
They look in the mirror and realize they just ate a bunch of garbage and did a bad thing.
Thus they turn to food to make them feel good again.
Repeat ad infinum and throw in a little delusion such as "it's other peoples fault i'm fat" because, and with this dear reader I hope you sympathize, it really isn't easy to admit that you're a shit human and the only way to fix it is to abandon the single thing that brings you joy. This applies to all forms of addiction.

>>80352400

Fat people eat when they feel hunger. If you target the source of their obesity (hunger), you can help fat people lose weight.

>>80353386
>Many fat people do lose tons of weight due to bariatric surgery. But it can mess with someone's microbiome, and years later many people gain the weight back.
Because they don't change their eating habits at all.

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>>80349546
you look fine, I wouldn't change a thing in your diet. If anything you should eat more

>>80352503

Diets don't work because people don't like the foods they're eating on them.

You can still eat your favorite foods and lose weight, by eating less of them, less often.

>>80353235
You know how you can changes the way your hormones reacts in your body ? By fucking eating more healthy ! Eat less fat and sugary shit and your body will adapt. You are just incapable of recognising this and try to justify every action from fat people to their gut flora. Just shut up and go to sleep forever, lose those extra 35 pounds you keep bragging, fucking fatty