>"Anon! Finish your gabagool...RIGHT NOW, ANON!"

>>80339490
would tony be mad if i fucked carmela?

This is never said once. That's never a problem. Lack of gabagool is a problem.

>>80339569
only if you CLOSE DA DOOR

>tfw no italian mom to make you great food

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>>80339569
Never mind that, you're fined $3 for using the f-word.

>>80339569
>balls deep in Carmella
>look up and Tony is standing in the doorway

think I would simultaneously void my bowels and bladder ngl desu senpai

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>>80339681
>peeing inside Carmella

>>80339630
poorly carm is best carm

>helpless and fatigued
>skin warm and clammy
>stool loose and watery
mmm

>>80339490
tfw you don't know 90% of the food they talk about

>>80339809
same here

I'm italian

>>80339809
99% of it is Pasta and Red Sauce. The rest is smoked meats and gross dago pastries.

>Italian """"""Cuisine"""""""

>>80339865
Italian American?

>>80339612
>tfw mom is of german descent but was raised in NY so can cook pretty good italian and food in general

>>80339924
no

>>80339920
but its italian american not traditional italian

>>80339969
That makes sense for you, remember the episode where they go to Naples and Paulie doesn't know what he's eating.

>>80340031
I laughed my ass off when a random old guy called him a Nato fuck

>>80340026
Most of it IS Italian food though, a lot of it just has guinea pronunciations.

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>>80340065
>Are you from NATO?
>You cut our ski-lift.

Had to google what the fuck he meant.

>>80340071
well I've never heard about ziti before

>>80339490
>it's a "Carmella looks hot in one scene but repulsive in the next" episode

>>80340071
idiot stfu olive garden type food isnt real italian. pasta dishes are side dishes in italy. thats like saying taco bell is mexican food

>>80340232
Tbell IS mexican food

>>80340105
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalese_cable_car_disaster_(1998)

This, right? It's easy to forget how old Season 2 of Sopranos is.

>>80340285
Yeah, that's it.

He was right though.

So Tony did get whacked in the end right?

>>80340370
At this point, with the actor dead, its the best option. Chase is never going to outright say so.

>>80340370
yeah, he went to a filipino massage parlor

>>80340441
Who called it?

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>>80340685

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>>80339760
>Carmella tugged insatiably at Furio's Diadora tracksuit, hauling the elasticated waistband over his thick, meaty club; his erection sprang from its restraints, the massive purple bulb glistening like a bottle of Ramlösa carbonated citrus water, the shaft as girthy as a can of Diet Coca Cola. Carm kicked off her sodden Fila sweatpants and grabbing Furio by the cock, pulled him pulled him closer to her aching vagina. Furio simply wagged a finger at Carmella as he hauled the erect beast back into his thong and dropped to his knees. Retreviing Carmella's discarded garments from the floor, he ran the soaked gusset under his nostrils and inhaled long and deep, before charging head first towards Carmella's welcoming puss. Carmella moaned, half in pain, half in ecstacy as Furio's nose breached the perimeter of her labia, sliding up her cervix and into her womb. She clawed wildly at the work surface, looking to brace herself against Furio's furious facial thrusts, but finding only a 1.6 litre carton of Tropicana Orginal, which she now gripped onto for dear life.

>>80340878
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

>>80340878
At last I truly see, the call that saved North Jersey.

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GABA GABA GOOOOOL!

>>80340285
>>80340105
>>80340329
That was completely unscripted. Tony Sirico just went out talking to random Italians and David Chase filmed it from a vantage point

also the guy that Paulie says Buon Giorno to in the cafe is David Chase, the show creator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxT442bSG68

>>80339760

fuck why is the combination of that image and those words so funny to me

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>>80340923
-The Five Families bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with Neapolitans
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control Jersey with an iron but fair fist
-Own delis & titty bars globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first pizzerias on Mars (fuckin' ziti will be be the first dish served)
-Own 99% of gabagool research facilities on Earth
-First designer shfooyadells will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff pastries
-both brothers said to have the ultimate macaroni and gravy recipes, not seen on Earth anywhere else except Area 51
-Ancient Italian recipes tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of pasta and unprecedented culinary progress with them
-They own Italian restaurants around the world
-You likely have Bogagool inside you right now
-They learned fluent Sicilian in under a week
-Crime families entrust their orange juice with the twins. There’s just some pulp. Not too much.

>>80339490

I could barely make it through 3 seasons of The Sopranos, due to 90% of the cast being horrible unlikeable fuckheads

I wish Tony had been more of the focus. I want to strangle his sister, mother, wife and kids.

>>80341542
>2017
>not skipping all family and therapy scenes
ishygddt

>>80341737
>>80341542
plebs

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>>80341737
[heavy breathing]

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>>80341737
bad bait