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I have my own theory on the character Bem from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I am convinced that he only exists in Harry's imagination, like Tyler Durden in Fight Club.
We know from the books and films that there are 5 boys in Gryffindor in Harry's year. Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean.
In the beginning of the third film there is a scene in the Gryffindor boys dorm, where we see those 5 boys and nobody else.
Bem however, is also a Gryffindor student in Harry's year, as they have Divination together. He only appears in this film, and has exactly 2 lines.
"Not the Grin, you idiot. The Grim. "Taking the form of a giant spectral dog, it's among the darkest omens in our world. It's an omen...of death."
"That's right, Black could be anywhere. It's like trying to catch smoke... Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands."
Those are like foreshadowing moments to Harry, omens. And this kid only appears at these two moments in the film. Only Harry can see him say these warnings, nobody else. Nobody reacts to what he's saying.
With this information the film gets a scary little twist and proves this is the best and deepest Harry Potter film of them all. Great job, Alfonso Cuarón.
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fuck off
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Nice theory, anon.
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>Black could be anywhere
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What is the Ministry of Magic's tax policy?
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>>80338624
A jewish one probably
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>>80338338
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
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SUPER NINTENDO SEGA GENESIS
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>>80338624
Muggles must pay.
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AAYOo we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted
Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.
>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"
I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy
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I just re-watched this film yesterday and I had a similar feeling about this character. The character was only used in that scene in the film, and it seemed entirely pointless. The character was literally just pointing out the obvious for the audience. It makes very little sense, considering anyone with half a brain could understand what he said without him saying it.
You might be onto something here.
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>>80339307
Nicely done
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>Black could be anywhere
I guess so since Hogwarts let one into their school.
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>>80338338
>With this information the film gets a scary little twist and proves this is the best and deepest Harry Potter film of them all. Great job, Alfonso Cuarón.
Coincidentally, this film gathered the least amount of revenue of all the other films. This might say something about the average Harry Potter fan.
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>>80339307
Who is Stephen Mackdaddy? King?
Lot's of similarity between him and Rowling.
>cliched
>deus ex machina
>lacking in nuance
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