Posy horror movie cliches

That reminds me

>have a cousin, couple years older than me
>I am 16 at this time
>he's the biggest fucking scaredy cat ever but loves horror films
>take him to the cinema to watch some flick
>he buy a huge fucking coke and popcorn beforehand
>the film starts
>it's dull for the first 5 minutes not much happening
>a woman suddenly opens the door to the house in the film
>he gets scared, hurls the popcorn and drink several feet into the air
>the whole cinema is laughing at him
>highlight of that shit

>>80335409
>Dumb teenagers having sex

jaw drops open and scares u

>>80335437
your "cousin" huh?

>>80335437
it sounds so fun to get so excited by something

>>80336555
>movie has sex in it
dropped immediately.

>huh, i can't get any signal out here

>>80335409
I don't remember that scene from The Fantom Menace

>>80336873
your pants, that is.

>>80335437
tldr

>>80335409

This was a well done jumpscare though

>>80337065
That movie was very well done.

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>intruder in someone's house
>character approaches slowly "HELLOOOOO? IS ANYONE THERE?"

>>80335409
>(crazy old) guy warns everyone
>(crazy old) guy was right all along

>>80337671
nice fantasy /pol/

>Tiny Tim's Having a Wonderful Time starts playing

>>80335409
>look in mirror
>everything's ok
>break line if sight with mirror for split second
>look back at mirror
>BOO!

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>possesion movie
>ghosts in general
Dropped

>Let's split, we'll cover more ground that way

>>80337844
Similar
>Killer is slow as fuck
>Character is running like hell
>The moment character breaks line of sight killer moves at light speed and is catching him up

>Someone sitting in chair faced away from camera
>Protagonist walks up and either turns chair around or walks to face person in chair
>Mutilated

>survive scary encounter with something
>now it's time to relax because clearly there is no way we're in danger anymore

>>80335409
is that darth maul?

>>80335409
>cat fakeout

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>>80337968
>character is running
>villain walks calmly after him
>somehow villain catches up to him

>>80337787
name 4 films that do this, but write their Titles out in reverse.

>>80337968
or the opposite
>killer is fast as fuck, always hot on the heels of the escaping characters
>protagonist trips/gets leg stuck, killer suddenly starts to slooooowly march towards them giving them just enough time to struggle free

>Has sex with girl
>Doesn't choke her to death and then fucks the corpse
Not how I do things but ok

>>80338060
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>The masked killer turned out to be more than one person the whole time!

Fucking lazy writing desu.

>The one who dies first is a black person
I'm looking at you, Passengers

>>80338119
>The killer is the boyfriend of the main girl

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>>80338130

>>80338163
FBI agents died first, even that fat one who I thoght was going to be more relevant because he was player by a more or less known actor

>figure out who killer is
>get on phone to police
>killer shows up right behind
>WHO ARE YOU CALLING LISA

>Movie tries to make you feel sorry and agree with the bad guy because he's only reparing the wrong done on him
>Fucks shit up by killing unrelated collaterals
>Still expects that we should feel sorry for him
Nope

>Supernatural horror movie
>Movie explains the rules of the creature, how it chooses victims, etc
>Literally ignores rules almost all the time
>Is killed following the rules
Fuck these kind of movies

>>80335409
>it's a murder mystery film
>Except there's no evidence, indications or opportunities to use deductive reasoning to find out who the killer is
>killer is revealed even though it could've just as easily been any other character in the film, or just some nobody with the way the film is set up
>"Wow! I didn't see THAT coming!"

Everytime.

That film wasn't scary after that because that thing looks like a Mighty Boosh character.