>British ""telly"
Haven't owned one in a decade, the license test these days has way too many questions about the Koran, and I don't want to brush up.
Literally hate the British public. So fucking stupid. They complain about talent shows but don't stop watching them and thus more and more of them keep coming out.
Literally 50% of shows now are generic, talentless cunts on a stage singing to washed up has been judges.
>>80335243
Honey Boo Boo
>>80335393
This
>>80335377
>License test
Are you that blinded to the truth by what the daily mail feeds you? What are you even on about?
>>80335393
Brits are notoriously stupid and pathetic.
>>80335446
The TV license, you fucking nonce. There's a whole section on proving you can find the right direction to pray towards Mecca, I don't have the time for it.
>>80335393
TV in this country is fucking appalling. I caught an episode of X factor a few years back, it's so absurdly over-edited that my brain outright rejected its version of events and I felt physically ill.
When was the last time there was something new and vaguely interesting on? Saturday nights used to be a fucking event, now it's just utter tosh.
>>80335562
>too dumb for x factor
A new low.
>>80335562
These based lads are still a highlight.
>>80335243
>they actually waste their shillings on that shite
blimey m8
British TV is comfy AF
OW MY GOD THE DAILY MAAAIL
>>80335662
>>80335774
B R A D S A W G U I D E
>>80335243
>telly
Cringe. Just call it TV you britfucks.
>>80335478
Do you think you have to pass a test to get a tv licence?
Are you retarded?
>When they see Ops gay gangbang tape
>>80335802
If you have to butcher our language because you love us so much, at least have the decency to not get your knickers in a twist about it.
>>80335887
>our language
That you stole from Germans and French.
The women are so judgemental
>>80335802
>school
Cringe. Just call it shooting range you ameriblobs.
>>80335243
only the under, working and lower middle classes watch tripe like that
>>80336032
>british laws
Cringe. Just call it Shariah law, britcuck.
>>80335896
Taking a few poxy words isn't stealing, that's just how a language grows and evolves. Just look at all the loan words that wind up being pronounced completely differently, or having totally different meanings to the original.
What countries have good telly?
>>80336088
>kenyans
Cringe. Just call it president, paco..
>>80336127
>Taking a few poxy words
Yeah, like 80% of them. Stop being delusional. If anything, Americans made English better, specifically making it not sound like you have downs when you talk.
>>80336158
>he doesn't know
>>80335243
Saturday Night Telley is a wasteland outside of a few gems like early Dr Who and Harry Hill's TV Burp
I always end up turning over watching shitty BBC2 documentarys or a Law and Order repeat
>>80335840
please stop making an ass of yourself.
>>80336184
>sound like you have downs when you talk
Have you heard the midwestern accent lately?
>>80335840
How new are you?
>>80336199
Midwestern is standard AE.
It's not any better elsewhere.
>talent shows
>cooking shows
>renovation shows
>garage sale shit
I miss good documentaries and animal programs that show more than just "THE TOP 10 DEADLIEST ANIMALS ON THE PLANET"
America ruined the television.
sister always makes us watch ninja warrior UK.
1h30 minutes of chad doing chad shit
>>80335393
>reducing the entire British public into a single group who act in a contradictory manner based on nothing but an idiotic perception designed to reinforce your own false sense of superiority
Holy shit kill yourself.
>>80336003
How ignorant do these women have to be to insult the performer on stage like that?
>omg this is so sexist this women must be being oppressed
>>80335243
Is the joke here that America's Got Talent came first?
>British television now broadcasts Islamic prayer times several times a day
>can't unsubscribe my tv licence because it would be illegal
Literally paying to get cucked by the BBC at this point
>>80335243
My housemates come together to watch "First Dates" and that celebrity dating show. How can anyone love these shows??
>>80336237
>>80335243
I miss shows that did investigative journalism and discussed hard topics, politics and real events.
Or shows where David Attenborough -type men tell us about the magnificent life of the koala bear.
Nah, we get US-produced, scripted, fake shows with made-up drama. No real emotions, just a shitty script and wooden actors.
>>80335243
At least we have the Inbetweeners.
>>80335774
P O R T I L L O C O R E
>>80336535
Journalism is worse now because a good chunk of the stories aren't even news, just things which annoy and offend over sensitive liberals. I really wish we'd had Louis Theroux early 00s style documentaries again like Weird Weekends, those were fun.
>freedom pass expired yesterday
>haven't filed for a new one
>need to go out to get groceries
Should I just risk no one stopping me to check my papers today?
>He doesnt exclusively watch documentaries on BBC4 and occasionally 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
>>80336635
wouldn't risk it m8
you don't wanna end up in the bloomin' tower of london now do ya
>>80336635
Do British people unironically need to walk around with a freedom pass??
>>80336654
>8 out of 10 cats does countdown
Way to reveal your pleb level m8
>>80335393
hey it's not all bad
it brought us one direction after all
>>80335840
You must still live with your parents. The Crown Television and Film authorities send you a revision guide the day you register your new address is filed by your landlord/the estate agents. You do have to pass a test
>Watching ITV
Who is lewder, Rachel or Susie Dent?
>you now remember brasseye
>>80336760
I don't watch telly, so I have literally no idea who either of these cunts are.
>>80336549
>tfw when you remember the American version
What were they thinking?
>>80336635
Oh fuck this reminds me that me freedom pass renewal is coming up.
>>80336703
u light in the loafers bruv?
Absolute Kino
>>80336703
>>80335466
Like every other Anglo country.
We made 50 quid profit with this car Edd!
>>80335802
TELLY TELLY TELLY TELLY TELLY
Stay mad
>>80336688
Yes so you can walk through the streets of london unmolested by the sharia police
>>80335802
I hope we continue to call it telly, just make you cringe until you pass away.
>>80336991
The lanky fuck going through and fixing problems was great, the grubby little midget putting on big rims and racing stripes for the sake of 2 quid when labor costs alone were twice the value of the car just pissed me off.
James May's Reassembler is another good fixing things kino, I just wish they didn't skim over so much. But then I guess the ADHD cunts wouldn't be able to handle it.
>>80337067
I want to molest Rachel.
>>80336157
raep, plain and simple
>>80337090
>>80336688
if you want to get on the bus or train for free, yes
>>80336003
>the comments are disabled for this video
Pathetic
>>80337169
Dirtiest bitch on telly. I hear she gets shitfaced after every episode of Countdown.
>>80337243
Revolting
>>80337257
wouldn't even surprise me anon
>>80336654
are u me
>>80337299
Still perfect in every single way
>>80336794
>I don't watch telly
Good job you're on the /tv/ board and in a thread discussing television then isn't it you fucking wanker
>>80336635
>mfw britcucks literally have to pay for FREEDOM
You can't make this shit up.
>>80336033
Incorrect, kid.
>>80335393
The same talent show that's been reproduced all over the world and watched by idiots worldwide?
British telly is in a bit of rut right now.
When it's not pandering to 40+ year old people, it's pandering to normies and chavs. The quality production of original TV shows has declined since the 80s/90s and has resulted in what you see today.
Most of the good stuff is stolen by America or just produced there in the first place.
A lot of it can be found online on subscription services which Britain just can't compete with. See BBC 3.
The problem with this is due to contracts and legal things, a lot of content doesn't make it to the UK from other countries and Vice Versa.
Their old business model of letting America produce the show and waiting to see if it's popular before buying the rights to air doesn't work anymore. Mainly because you can have it all online.
>TL;DR - British telly caters to those too old or too stupid to get there content elsewhere and those who do get it elsewhere can't be competed with because it's cheaper to not do so
>telly
Why do britcucks talk like fucking retards?
>>80338189
It's weird how much certain channels are taking concepts from youtube and trying to make them a thing. Like Goggle box is essentially a youtube reaction video. I just don't get why it's as popular as it is.
>>80338057
Telly :^]
why do they all look so smug
>>80338193
I'm from New Zealand and now live in Australia. Both say Telly too. It's charming.
>>80338392
it's just as retarded as nigger talk
>>80337067
>>80337090
>>80337169
>>80337257
>>80337346
>not superior qt Susie
>lieutenant
>pronounced left tenant
Explain this, bongostanis.
>>80338424
It's quite common in language to abbreviate now go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>80336760
Rachel pretends to be naughty. Susie pretends to be naive.
>>80338279
>I just don't get why it's as popular as it is.
The same reason why reaction videos are popular with younger people.
Just that the older British population are stubborn and stupid and can't adapt with technology. They won't watch YouTube and ridicule the younger generation who do but will quite happily watch the rebranded copy that will appear on TV.
>They grew up with TV
>40 years later they're still stuck with TV
>We grew up with phones and video games
>40 years later we'll still be using the equivalent devices
>our kids will grow up with holograms or some shit
>40 years later they'll be using holograms still
Only difference is really is that the technology younger people use, adapts and improves. TV, sure you can get a better picture and more features, but if shows don't improve neither does TV.
>2017
>Still charge extra for HD channels
>Only 20% of channels are HD
>Only 1 4K channel
Majority of TV watchers are old. They don't see a reason to upgrade and demand better quality shit, so they don't get it.
>>80337299
>>80338535
okay nigger
>>80338518
It's how it's meant to be pronounced
>>80336654
BBC 4 is the best cahennl on air right now.
BBC 2 sometimes comes close.
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>>80338561
This makes too much sense
>tfw would fuck rachel so hard
>tfw would fuck susie even more
susie would be a dirty bitch and we all know it
rachel is a real slut since she cheated on her husband/boyfriend with her dance instructor
>>80335774
essential "just watched the simpsons and flicked over to see who won eggheads and too lazy to get up afterwards"-core
>>80338452
>qt
she's busted as fuck fàm
you can tell she's the type to let you piss on her though, so there's that
((((((((American Telivision))))))
>>80335756
Just found this gem by chance on youtube. Comfy telly at its best.
>>80335243
>>80335662