"Fuck me, Simba"

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>ywn have a woman say that to you

what the hell disney

>>80335078
Well my name isn't Simba.

>>80335078
Fuck me, Simba

t. a woman

watch scar fuck me, you little bitch

>>80335078
Maybe because I'm not named Simba.

So, in a pride of lions, when a new male takes over, he kills any cubs that aren't his. Or, if they're old enough to breed, he keeps the females around.
So, Nala was either Scar's daughter, (Simba's first cousin), or she was Simba's half-sister by Mufasa. Scar didn't kill her as a "not-my-cub" because she was old enough to hunt and breed. So the only correct options there are that Simba was fucking his first cousin, or his half-sister/ his uncle's sloppy seconds.
If Nala had any cubs by Scar, Simba would have killed them when he took over Pride Rock.
The Lion King is extremely fucked up when you think about a real pride of lions.

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GODDAMN FUCKING FURRIES WHO THE FUCK LET THEM IN

>>80335078
Fuck me, Simba
t. I identify as a woman

>>80335265
We're everywhere. Soon, you will be one of us.

>>80335160
fucking cuck

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>>80335082
>Redmayne wants to fuck Nala
>Emma wants to be fucked by Aslan
What is it with celebrities and lions?

>>80335457
>implying

>>80335049
>10 minutes into hakuna matata and chill

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>>80335078
tfw my bf said it to me