he literally did nothing wrong

>>80331570
he was fat

>>80331570
I'm watching this right now. At the part where she steals his keys and see's the burnt up lady. Seems legit now

>>80331570

it's not what he did it's what he is. he literally is wrong.

on so many layers.

of fat.

Anyone know any similarly comfy horror/thrillers set in a single location like this?

>>80332430
cube

>>80331570
Besides kidnapping and murdering the other girl?

>>80332430
don't breathe. actually aren't most horrors based in just a single house?

>>80332463
what proof is there?

>>80331570
yeah thats kinda part of the twist you dumb cuck

>>80332430
green room

>>80332430
>comfy

means different things to different people it's totally useless as a descriptive word. kys, useless faggot.

>>80332492
it was comfy for a large portion of the movie where they were playing monopoly and watching films and what not though.

>>80332430
The Innkeepers takes place over one day in a single location and it is genuinely comfy.

>>80332430
Room with Brie Larson

>>80332476
>big vat of acid
>shackles already on the wall
>girl looks distressed in photos, is wearing the t-shirt that John Goodman gave MEW in one
>Goodman lies about his relationship to the girl, it's revealed she disappeared
>girl clearly in the bunker in photos
>HELP scratched on the inside of the window at the top

>>80332230
Fuck dude he just shot him. It was starting to be so nice in the bunker. :'(

Why wouldnt you just cut his throat while he was asleep or watching a movie. Fuck all this planning shit.

>>80332521

Oh. Comfy meant boring. I thought it meant gay like guys hugging and bromancing.

>>80332682
Whyte ppl stupid yo

>>80332476
>what proof is there?
Did you even the movie? They outright tell you she was kidnapped to make the story advance.

>>80332659
fuck off reddit

>>80332492

>getting upset about not understanding the meaning of a word despite having been given a context in the thread

Out if curiosity, do you have a quick temper? Do you get immensely annoyed when people use words that can be used in more than one way?

>>80332430
Pontypool

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>>80332804

kys, useless faggot. do it naow.

>>80332885
>naow.
kill yourself faggot

>>80332562
how did rosanne's husband know that MEW was hot? I mean obviously he'd had to know beforehand when he was slamming his car into hers that she was a grill he'd want to have in his raep dungeon.

>>80332934
It's implied he was stalking her months in advance.

>>80332963
in what part was this implied?

>>80331570
in all honesty though, this guy had the shittest excuse for why he needed the stanly knife. He should have just said he was bored and was cutting some paper shits up.

Just finished this and what evenn the fuck dude. Lmao really. Turns out it was the most out of this world bullshit that was correct. Every time goodman spoke about ET invasion i was like yeah right faggot its probably nuclear war if anything, or nothing at all.
Also, I definatly would have died after escaping the bunker.

>>80333077
you were a mistake anon

>>80333077
Nice bait but I'll admit MEW killing the ayylamo didn't fit the movie at all.

>>80333188
When she turns to go to the battle in Houston they should have played Highway to Hell. That would have been hella dope, right?

>>80331570
If this flick is so good then why did you plebs need it to steal the Cloverfield brand? If it was just called Cellar you would not seen it.

itt: ungrateful assholes

>>80331570
>BASED JOHN GOODMAN
Shut the fuck up. You haven't even watched Kevin Smith's best film known as Red State. You are a memester.

>>80332682

because she wasn't in a video game where a 100lb woman can press E to do an animation where she perfectly saws through his carotid artery with no training and he instantly dies

>>80334616
>I watched it because of the cloverfield brand

Everyone watched it because of mew

>>80334596
what did he mean by this

This film really jumped the shark with all the stupid alien shit at the end

>>80334744
i was just shadow bumping, my man.

>mew thighs
hnnnnng

>>80334847
sage

>>80334880
i bet she also has a feminine penis

>>80334888
you don't know what that means do you

>>80334888
>>80334899
>tfw you will never suck mew dick
Just melt me down already!

>>80334899
>feminine
> penis

>>80335177
>new
>reddit

>>80332818
Masterpiece.

>>80334731
MEW is hotter than hell but that does not excuse her flick from not touching Cloverfield

>>80335227
>young
>queer

>>80334672
She could have used that stanley knife. Or sharpen a kitchen knife. Its not hard.
She killed an alien ship after she escaped for fucks sake so its really not inconceivable that she could just cut his throat.

>>80335332
there's only so much over the top shit you can have in one movie before people will start saying nah fuck this shit.

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>>80331570
>Underground bunker
>no video games

Yeah fuck him.

>>80335349
Um, have you seen x-men apocalypse?

>>80331570
that's literally the point of the movie

>>80335946
then why did the girl who murdered the good guy get to escape.

>>80335808
fuck that shit

>>80332430

The Invitation

>>80335965
life aint fair yo
thats the real terror

>>80332934
She was a legit accident the other young girl was kidnapped
Is tv retarded?

>>80332430
Misery. Can't believe no one said it already.

>>80336414
This. I don't know how hard it is for them to grasp that the twist wasn't that he was right and MEW + other guy were paranoid, it's that he was right about outside (sort of) and technically saved them while simultaneously being a kidnapping murderer.

>>80332988
He definitely was stalking her at the gas station before he crashed her

>>80332430
Can't believe no one said panic room. Especially with all the kstew fags and pedos on this board you'd think it would be talked about more.

>>80332934
He didn't want to rape her you retard. Her looks mean nothing. He was mentally fucked and obsessed with having a daughter. Did that game scene not make that abundantly clear when all he can say is like princess and baby girl and shit?

>>80336110
Shit movie

>>80331570
He is a white male he is always wrong

>>80332430

>>80332455
>>80332818
>>80336467
>>80338668
Great movies

>>80336110
Underwhelming and predictable

Exam
Trianlge (loose fit)
Coherence

1408 is a shitty movie but fits this criteria and some people like it

>>80338728
>He didn't want to rape her you retard
then why did he get mad when she was flirting with the other guy

>>80332226
this. irredeemable especially for a prepper. you have to be ready for when shit hits the fan, both in resources and physical health

>>80341082
He was jealous, the same way lots of dads get jealous when their daughters start dating.

>>80333077
It should have been clear the moment you saw bad robot logo even before it began

>>80332430
The divide is a bunker movie.
Besides that, the collectionist