How would you survive an interview with him?

call him fake news

who?

By not being an Amerifat and being somewhat educated

*leans into microphone*

>>80330559
He wouldn't interview me because I agree with him

We agree on everything so we'd just laugh at some libcuck together

>>80330559
Talk facts, they happen to have a liberal bias

>>80330559
>How would he* survive an interview with him?

I don't know, he got fucking rekt by Bill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN5L2q6hfWo

>>80330583
>>80330593
Answer the question.

>>80330559
>yes that's true
>i agree
>yeah
>you're right

pretend to disagree at the beginning with vague ideals, then respond to all his questions with facts that align with his viewpoints that could still technically back up my original ideas, and agree every time he points out said correlations

>>80330610
I did

>>80330559
Scream "Fuck You" at the top of my lungs.

*cues applause*

>>80330610
You're not letting me answer the question, Tucker.

>>80330583
>>80330593
Absolute STATE of Amerifats

>>80330635
YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION

YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION

YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION
WE'RE OUT OF TIME

>>80330607
that fucking comment damage control
hero worship is truly unhealthy

>>80330610
NAZI HITLER NAZI HITLER NAZI HITLER NAZI HITLER

>>80330607
>Bill Nye The Globalist Cuck Guy
Loved it when Tucker straight-up said that Nye is not a scientist.

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Stay clam and avoid obvious sound bites

>>80330685
I loved it when Bill said Tucker wasn't an economist,

LMFAO Tucker got rekt hard.

I would stutter within 5 seconds

>Guest: "Let me explain. My position on the matter is..."
>Cucker Tarlson: *Interrupts rudely* "Listen, you're not answering the question. Please, answer my question."
>Guest: "Yes, I was about to answer. So, as I was saying, my position is that the federal govern..."
>Cucker: *Interrupts rudely again* "You're not answering the question, and that's all I want you to do. You continue to dodge, and I just want you to focus on the question. *Laughs obnoxiously*
>Guest: "I haven't had a chance to speak. Let me try again. The federal government has a respon..."
>Cucker: "I'm sorry to interrupt, but you wasted time not answering my question, and we must go. Thanks for coming on - I appreciate it."

>>80330559
Tell him I agree with literally anything and everything he possibly has an opinion on and hope I don't get roasted to shreds

>>80330746
Nailed it.

He's not even that good, it's just that all his guests are mentally ill

>>80330599
Except when it has something to do with demographics

>>80330685
>Bill Nye The Globalist Cuck Guy
Ah yes, /pol/redditor.

>>80330768
okay /tv/umblr
>seriously responding to /pol/ posts

>>80330559
Depends. What's he interviewing me about?

>>80330685
Still smarter than you nigger

>>80330781
you're waifu

>>80330781
Why you don't have a gf

>>80330789
>WHY DONT YOU LIKE REAL GIRLS ANON?
>IF YOU HAD PICK OF ANY FICTIONAL GIRL WHY PICK SUCH A SHIT GIRL
>YOURE
>NOT
>ANSWERING
>THE
>QUESTION

>>80330781
Your defense of why anonymous imageboards shouldn't be banned.

>inb4 "I agree"

>>80330814
Cunny is the path to enlightment, Tuck

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>>80330814
Leave me alone tucker

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80330793
>>80330789
Tell him he is my waifu and ask if he'd like to be my gf. I think he'd get so flustered he wouldn't know what to say other than "yes". At that he'd be my gf and he wouldn't try to trick me with any tricky questions.

>>80330559
I would not go. Why do they go if they end up getting btfo?

>>80330814
>I like real girls Tucker I like --
>YOU CAN'T EVEN FORM A SIMPLE SENTENCE, *LAUGHS LIKE A DOUCHEBAG* STICK TO THE ANIME, HEY THANKS FOR COMING

>UP NEXT, ME SUCKING PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S COCK SOME MORE ALONG WITH SEAN HANNITY, YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS IT

>>80330830
Explain to him that that is where he gets 90 percent of his new viewers from.

>>80330781
Why you think loli shouldn't be illegal

>>80330877
Tell him that his producers have booked the wrong guest because I'm not going defend that and I'm just there to make Tucker my waifu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhxhpongsB0

I'd hope for something like this

>hey Tucker before we leave, let me ask you something. Do you find it strange that Jews are disproportionately represented in the financial, media and film industries, despite being only a small percentage of the American population?

>>80330793
kek

>>80330987
>...
>aaaaannnd that's all the time we have

>>80331830
>tucker it's less than two minutes into your timeslot

>>80330746
I've only seem him interrupt someone when they are actively avoiding answer the question using that weird politics trick of I'm just gonna say this thing that sounds like I'm answering your question, but really I'm not in covering my ass.

>>80330607
Nye didn't bring any facts at all, he just kept stating that there's overwhelming evidence and climate change is true because scientists say it's true. Yawn

>>80330783
nice hero worship

>>80330567
>>80330571
>>80330579
>first posts completely autistic
/tv/ is the worst