How do we fix /tv/?

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>>80330088

not like this

can I get a quick rundown pls

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>>80330088

>>80330329
> Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
> In contact with aliens
> Possess psychic-like abilities
> Control france with an iron but fair fist
> Own castles & banks globally
> Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
> Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
> Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
> First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
> both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
> Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
> They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
> You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
> The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
> They learned fluent French in under a week
> Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
> The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>80330088

dubs are actually a pretty good start

>>80330088
/film/
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Why did they do it? They were naturally handsome.

>>80330369
and now they're objectively handsome

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>>80330369

>>80330369
wow, I totally believe that's their hair on the right

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>mfw i have a new face

Shadowbanning.

Just shadowban everyone who posts /pol/ or paedo garbage and watch the quality of the board improve hundredfold overnight.

>>80330369
They actually deny ever having plastic surgery, they say it's a rare genetic disorder that has caused their faces to swell.

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So, you're wondering how best to fix /tv/? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on /tv/. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix /tv/.

>>80330356

That the basic gestalt?

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force all posters to give up their rare pablo memes

for the greater good

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>>80330088
by making /tv/ great for the first time ever.

People that want to talk about reddit should go to there.

More meme and goofs and gets, while also promoting actual discussion and news and events threads.

Allow /yt/ generals for containment and control.

And there must be a wall between /pol/ and /tv/. The sjw-right /pol/acks should be purged from the and mocked as the belligerent cult that they are. posting strawman image macros and /pol/ propaganda should be a bannable offense.

Make goddamn /film/ already so /tv/ can be the fun trash board

>>80330472
Nah they did surgery because they think or want you to think they are superior beings coming from another planet, here in France they stay evasive on the subject so people keep talking about it, these guys are absolute nuts.

Shitty forced CIA maymay.

2014 was the last time /tv/ was great