ITT all-female reboots you'd watch

would watch

something with lots of teen male dong!

>>80329699
top gun with
>elizabeth olsen
>cobie smulders
>kate beckinsale
>penelope cruz
>satomi ishihara
>eva green

dont give a fuck who plays whom, but i want that volleyball and those locker scenes

she's shockingly ugly. even by jewwood standards

>>80329699
Thats not fair. Elle fanning as any genderbended character would make for a cinematic masterpiece.

>>80329699
is there a worse actress?

>>80329909
dakota fanning

>>80329909
daisy ridley and eyebrow girl from got

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>>80329699
Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Jordyn Jones in her First Evar Nude Scene.

>>80329699
JUST put her in the showgirls remake

Curse of the Black Pearl
with Queen Latifah as Cpt. Jane Sparrow

And

Djangette
remake of the original Western movie
with Charlize Theron, Michelle Rodriguez, Kate Beckinsale and Lucy Lawless

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>"I'm Driver, I drive."

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They need to remake this with her

>>80330408
Is this shopped, what the fuck is with her neck, she honestly looks like she's missing a few chromosomes.

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>>80330475
>what the fuck is with her neck
it's perfect that's what

>>80330482
leave

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>>80330528
kiss my dick

>>80329699
Saving private ryan, just for shits and giggles.

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>>80329960
i see you hate eyebrow acting as well

Brokeback Mountain starring Emma Stone and Liz Gillies.

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Predator

>>80329699

American Pie

>all female robots you'd watch

hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>80330620
they would all have their periods at the same time and die

Leaving Las Vegas might be an interesting one but I guess people would hate it cause it'd be another tragic lesbian film

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>>80330687

Thats racist

Brokeback Mountain with Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings

Deliverance with Amy Schumer as Ned Beatty

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>>80330545
>you will never be an evil Hollywood Jewish executive who can get sisters to les out in front of you.

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>>80330784
Do you think they ever...?

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Batman + Robin

All female Hateful Eight with one guy

>>80330584
Is it bad this gives me a massive boner

>>80330815
Fart in the same room? probably

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>>80330835
Cute girls don't fart.

lotr

star wars should be all female tbf

>>80330869
quite pungent my dear

>>80330782
but it's the truth, women are icky

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>>80330942

>>80331004
what is that?

ELLE WILL SAVE THE WHITE RACE

>>80330620
>image.jpg
>>80330782

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>>80331014
shampoo or something

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>>80331015
I hope so, Anon

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>>80329699

>all-female reboots

get fucked cultural marxist scum

I want to hug Elle so hard.

>>80331115
her head is almost out of frame jesus christ

>>80331094
shame, i really thought she might be the one waifu that stayed pure

>>80331191
calm down, non-white 'person'

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AAHHHHHHHHHH

She seems like the kind of girl that takes ten dicks at once whenever she takes em.

>predators
>die hard
>unforgiven
>saving private ryan
>braveheart
>the punisher
>bad boys
>F&F
>Gladiator

To name a few.

>>80330620
I fucking love The Ship when is the next season already.

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>>80330408
>tfw she looks like my penis

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>>80330104
Lewd as heck

>>80331247
lewd

>>80330584
Jesus Christ

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>>80331372
FLAT AS MY STOMACH
Ya'll need some proper navy tits up in here.

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>>80331424
Don't bully JJ. She's lovely

>>80331469
wich jj poster r u

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>>80331491
Count how many mayymays I've posted so far. That should give you a hint.

>>80331535
it didn't

>>80329874
I too would watch this, my family member of African heritage

>>80329699

There are already 2 movies called Crash

>>80331491
he's the one with the mental illness

oh wait, that's all of them :)

>>80329699
Turner and Hooch starring Gillian Anderson and Leslie Jones.

Mean girls but it's based in a lesbian colony and Cady is current year Lindsay Lohan

>>80332078
don't worry I reported his pedospam

>>80330834
Not on 4chan

>>80330482
you just KNOW she's one of those sex-positive feminists

>>80331094
FAT
PALE
THIGHS

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>>80333023
what does that mean?

>>80331218
literally all cute innocent feminine looking girls are nasty sex freaks into choking and calling their partner daddy and shit like that

>>80333092
They look like they're into snowballing

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>>80330408
>You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?