How could he drive an RV, if he has an iq of a ten-year-old?

>be 18
>no need to do behind the wheel or drivers training, just pay 30 shekels and 1. don't screw up for 12-15 minutes and 2. Parallel park

You license now

Lots of mentally impaired people have driver licenses, including commercial driver licenses. All you have to do is pass the test.

>>80328299
I'd bet he posted capeshit and bane posts on /tv/ regulary

>>80328342
in my state you don't even need to parallel park anymore

>>80328299
What film is this from again?

>>80328386
Which state?

>>80328386
Good god

>>80328299
Kids start racing karts and motorcycles as young as 3-4. Sorry you were a sheltered a normie.

>>80328419
AZ

>>80328454
Good fucking grief.

>>80328436
the sheltered one wouldn't be a le normie redditor

>>80328386
>>80328419
California here, we don't have to parallel park on our exams either

>>80328477
We don't even have to be citizens

My dad makes $45 an hour as a driver's ed teacher, not even shitting you or anything.

He says you can basically pick a price and the school district or whatever will sign off on it since there is only a handful of people that can do it.

He only does 2-3 hours, 4 days a week but fuck

>>80328299
Driving isn't hard It just takes practice

A lot of things that people perceive as being "hard" are really just things that take time to learn... driving, playing an instrument, learning another language, etc

>>80328404
Prisoners

>>80328582
fuck your dad and fuck the incompetent school system. he's probably the same faggot that whines and bitches about how entitled and lazy millennials are.

>>80328582

My dad makes $50 an hour as a driver's ed teacher, not even shitting you or anything.

He says you can basically pick a price and the school district or whatever will sign off on it since there is only a handful of people that can do it.

He only does 1-2 hours, 5 days a week but fuck

>>80328677
1. Get teaching degree
2. Get drivers ed licensure
3. Move to Minnesota and take over for my dad who is retiring in 3 months
4. ???

>>80328299
The bar's not exactly set high to become a licensed driver.
If it were, the roads would be a lot more clearer.

>>80328689

My dad makes $55.25 an hour as a driver's ed teacher, not even shitting you or anything.

He says you can basically pick a price and the school district or whatever will sign off on it since there is only a handful of people that can do it.

He cannot currently drive due to DUI but fuck

i have had my learner licence for 10 years and i've racked up 0 practice hours
i just renew it every few years

>>80328840
1. Get teaching degree
2. Get drivers ed licensure
3. Move to Minnesota and take over for my dad who is addicted to alcohol so can't drive
4. ???

>>80328342
>Parellel park

I didn't have to do that, all I did was use the turn signal, and back up. My brother just talked to the DMV guy about baseball, and he gave him his license without a test.

>>80328840

My dad makes $49.95 an hour as a driver's ed teacher, not even shitting you or anything.

He says you can basically pick a price and the school district or whatever will sign off on it since there is only a handful of people that can do it.

He actually didn't get his license but at least he can drive

he was a classical case

>>80328342
>parallel park

lel not in california, they give licenses out like candy. the only way you can fail is if you're a kid who acts nervous then they prey on you to be mean

>>80328925
My dad makes $0.00 an hour as a driver's ed teacher, not even shitting you or anything.
He says you can basically do it for free and hiroshimoot or whatever will sign off on it since there is only a handful of people willing to do it.
He actually isn't a driver's ed teacher, but at least he gets to clean up the board for free

>>80328914
I didn't even have to back up. Indiana here.

>>80328454
>AZ

I swear to god most people who post here from the US are from Arizona, including me

Is it because its so hot?

>>80328299
Why does Dano always portrait autistic characters?

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>>80329952
/oursamurai/ Sensei Seagal also lives in Arizona

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>>80329999
he does? I must find him

also checked

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>>80330045
he lives in Scottsdale. Just be careful not to trespass his property or he might teleport behind you.

http://www.celebritydetective.com/Celebrity_Homes_Steven-Seagal-house-profile.html

Classic

>>80328299
What is grand theft auto

>>80328477
I had to and I passed my exam last July.

>tfw 32
>tfw never had a driver's license before

>>80328299
Why the fuck did he not just tell him where the girls were, he knew the whole time.

>>80331129
because autism

>>80328299
I mean, if black people can do it then so can this retard

>>80330397
How did you get to places?

>>80328494
That's fucked up. I am an actual citizen and can't get an ID, not a driver's license, and ID because my Birth Certificate says "Certificate of Live Birth" and I moved from Florida to California. Like, I gotta keep my Florida ID forever, but a Mexican can get a license?

>>80331594
Noncitizens can get licenses in every state in the USA.

California is special because they allow illegal aliens to acquire licenses.

>>80331629
*undocumented workers*

>>80331629
>>80331651
"Illegal aliens"

>>80328299
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=5oLGlLs5CJQ

whats your excuse /tv/

Remind me to never drive in the US.

>>80331687
IMMIGRANTS

>>80332991
US drivers drive their cars into businesses and homes and sidewalks all the time. You're not safe unless you're in a car, really.

>>80329952
90% of US 4chan posters, I've seen, are from Arizona, Washington, and California

>>80332925
>phoneposters

>>80332925
Can you stop reminding me that Chris chan exists?

>>80333187
well shit

>>80333206
How come? How did you even "see" them?

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he was just pretending to be retarded