SNL General

first for BBC

benis :DDDD

>>80321866
are you sure this isn't a rerun from 2014?

Can't wait for ScarJo to BTFO Drumpf. The wife and her kid LOVE her!

ScarJo joins the Five Timers Club tonight.

>>80321866
Wow. This thread really fucking sucks.

What movie is ScarJo shilling?

>>80322034
Just like SNL

>>80322034
Doesn't start for another 13 minutes pham

>>80322034
we're just waiting for it to start at the moment.

>>80321994
is that the number of cast members she's blown?

>>80322043
Ghost in the Shell

>>80322043
Ghost in the Shell I assume

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WHY DOES LORDE LOOK 50?!?

>>80322120
don't ever google the bikini shots lmao

>>80322120
cause she doesn't get her face covered in semen every day like the whore does

>>80322043
well she's got this coming out in June:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIB4jNYeRY4

yeesh

I want a GitS themed monologue with Bobby and Kyle as weebs.

>>80322151
maybe if she was hot someone would cum on her face

13th for Fuck Blimpf

>>80322120

scarlet looks like a trannie here though

>>80322120
lorde is hotter desu

any streams my famalam?

oh well, another skip episode

>>80321866
is that unfunny nigger still on the newsdesk?

>>80322120
Yayaya

>>80322275
what do you think?

first for money mooney

Time for the weekly autist greentext:

>still watching SNL

Just to get that out of the way

>>80322254
http://www.streamgaroo.com/tv-stream/united-states/nbc-live-stream

STATS TIME!

Scarlett Johansson
5 time host

Her signature character she plays is Lexi

Her Impressions are
Ivanka Trump (oh boy)
Rosario Dawson

ScarJo first hosted January 14, 2006 with:

Death Cab for Cutie who performed "Soul Meets Body" and "Crooked Teeth".

I am too lazy to check anymore stats, lets see what happens!

>>80322275
Yeah but that's the only thing he's in luckily.

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

Ya ya ya I am Lorde ya ya.

>>80322341
yeah dude the only stream that works is showing mexican language baseball?
What am I missing here?

>>80322355
Agreed. Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people!

Is this episode new?

That racist latina with down's syndrome is pretty cute.

MOONEY!!!

General Drumpf xD

>>80322503
no kidding

>>80322464
http://ufreetv.com/nbc.html

DUDE
BLUMPK
LMAO

>>80322503
no, it's the same boring recycled anti trump shit from every other week

Villasenor is the girl with the weird voice right? Claiming her

>>80322536
Shes been claimed already.

Oh great. A Harambe joke.

Yeah, I can see her as an alien.

BLACK BOIS BTFO

>>80322355
>>80322478
>>80322518
>>80322530
butthurt trumpfags

INFOWARS DROPPED

breaking the conditioning

Hey, they mentioned Alex Jones!
>>80322587
I think those were females.

>play ball

That was pretty funny.

>>80322536
>>80322552
she's being BLACKED I hear

Was actually pretty good

Haha Blimpf got rekt!

DUDE IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY LMAO

Lorde used to be kind of homely but now she's kind of cute. What happened?

>>80322632
everybody did under Obama

OH LORDE! XDD

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>Kyle is the only likeable cast member

Wtf is she wearing. I wanted fap material

WHATS WRONG WITH LORDES FACE?

>>80322642
I was stunned by that shocking and Powerful impression.

>muh dick

All black, too.

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Who else is here for Vanessa

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I got home from work late, and I missed Neo Samurai Jack. Was it good, /co/mmrades?

They don't even have anyone who can do an Alex Jones in the cast?

>>80322676
you've changed anon

wow, fuck drumpf.

>>80322683
Cecily is still pretty darn hawt

>>80322632
I doubt it.

"In one tweet Villaseñor said she was afraid to date black men.

'Coworker at forever 21 dates black guys and she said she will set me up on a blind date for valentines, I said yes but I'm scared."

She's racist against chinks too apparently. I'm cool with all that though.

I'd fuck Scarlett in the ass, if you know what I mean.

>>80322683
wtf I love spiders now

It's cute when a lesbian kisses scarjo without asking but when I do it it's assault fucking double standards baka

I'm actually okay with no Five Timers Club sketch if it means no Timberlake.

fuck this Ian McKellan Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman are on Graham Norton

Scarjo is sounding old. That voice is not aging well.imagine being married to her and hearing her nag all day

>>80321966

Underrated

>>80322706
I would rather tap the Dratch

>In Theaters 12 Years Ago

kek'd

Scarlett used to look good back in the day

>>80322747
>fuck this Ian McKellan Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman are on Graham Norton

Ian McKellan and Graham Norton are faggots. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman are crypto-faggots.

Enjoy your gay show, faggot.

>>80322707
Yeah, it was good.
>>80322730
>literally "look at me and how edgy I am."
That's /b/-tier edginess.

lol I remember Fat Albert. All these years and that's still his only notable movie.

>>80322137

I just did. Her bikini bod is nice. Maybe U gay?

>>80322792

What about Good Burger?

pretty funny opening monologue. 8/10

>>80322706
Gums

>>80322792
Goodburger dude

>>80322740
to avoid looking at her face and you can pretend she's a dude

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SUBWAY KEK

>>80322762
Debbie Downer? Damn, son. That will not be a fun afterglow.

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>>80322751
>imagine being with a woman

That's all I do.

>>80322792
>38 years old
What the HECK

>>80322792
That's the movie Reggie white last watched right before he died.

>>80322814
She's looking thinner tonight. I think the memes have gotten to her.

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>>80322818
>tfwiktf

Lost in Translation is a good movie. Deal with it

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>>80322706

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>he still doesn't enjoy kyle kino

>>80322884
I've never heard anyone say it isn't

>>80322792
Again with the Fat Albert!

>cookies are for closers
kek good reference

>>80321866
I am Lorde yayaya

The fat guy ( I don't remember his name) is said to be leaving SNL for a show that he's going to star in.

>>80322912
I get that South Park reference.

>>80322340
>still watching SNL

Did I miss any Trump/Spicer shit?

>>80322921
Bobby Moynihan?

>>80322926
>still posted by on this shit board
kys

Ha.

Not gonna lie, former SNL supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching SNL crash and burn. Burn in al seriousness were can't let this show get a hold of high Nelson ratings.

>>80322929
Yes. General Trump loses a war to aliens and thinks Black people are aliens.

>>80322938
Piece of toast and him don't get along so he's leaving

>>80322929
>Did I miss any Trump/Spicer shit?

In the cold open Earth is attacked by aliens and Trump was too incompetent to defend us and blamed it all on a black guy.

Pretty weak first sketch.

FUCKING HORSEFAGS!

>>80322964
>>80322976
Wow. I was hoping for some Spice.

>>80322962
>watching SNL crash and burn

It's getting historic ratings with Alec Baldwin as Trump.

>>80322970
piece of toast?

>>80322962
doubt any of you nigger children have a nelson box

reminds me of how Michael Jackson used to sit at home and blow Bubbles

>>80323001
Fake news. Sad

Look, it's Good Burger!

>>80323001
leftards be leftards

Rate that sketch

>>80323004
Rick and Morty joke

>>80323024

Very true, actually.

>>80323034
It sucked.

>McKinnon and black baby
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>80323024
You're an idiot.

>>80323033
butthurt trumpfag

Mikey Day is great. This is overall the best rookie cast they've gotten in a long time.

>>80323041
Rick and Morty?

>>80323001
that'sthejoke.jpg

It's impossible for people to write a joke these days without invoking race or faggotry.

Preg Cecily Bod

>>80323066
It's a cartoon on Adult Swim jfc

I thought this sketch was a commercial for a reality TV show. : /

Holy shit. Cecily is really preggers bros

Is Fire Island real? I don't doubt it.

yas queen

This gay/lesbian one was pretty funny

>>80323079
YASS

Monitor isn't plugged in.

would watch cherry grove

>>80323093
Adult Swim?

>>80323107
tfw you're not the father

max the dog is my new favourite cast member

>>80323064
Agreed. You could tell that he's not just a great performer, but he's got to be writing the premises that he's starring in as well.

All the wigs ScarJo's wearing makes her look way hotter than her actual haircut. She fucked up.

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>>80323107
Nice bait, mofo.

>>80323102
It was

Mooney is money

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>>80323024

http://www.vulture.com/2017/02/snl-ratings-hit-highs-thanks-to-alec-baldwins-trump.html
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maddieberg/2016/11/21/donald-trump-isnt-happy-with-saturday-night-live-but-viewers-are-loving-it/#222a8a4371c0
http://www.marketplace.org/2017/02/10/business/snl-political-skits-are-bringing-higher-ratings-and-ad-revenue
http://tvline.com/2017/02/07/saturday-night-live-ratings-donald-trump-season-42/

>>80323123
it's wireless

>>80323107
is it Lorne's?

I wish I could hear what my dog thinks...

Is Max, dare I say, /ourdog/?

>tfw a fucking dog supports Drumpf

oh FUCK

the dog is /pol/

>>80323143
Was just thinking the exact thing. Can't believe she fell for the Miley Cyrus meme

dog likes drumpf XD

That dog is fed up with this shit.

This dog thing is pretty hilarious.

>helmet fell off
dead skit

This dog is based as fuck.

>>80323203
that's okay, rat's like Hillary

BASED MAX

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Only 7 more minutes and sabbath is over so I can turn on my TV. What did I miss so far?

How often do they have live animals on?

that dog

is fucking

adorable

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

M A X
A
X

>torturing dogs just to take jabs at Trump

>>80323241

Not often. Now you now why.

>>80323249
>missing the point

>>80323215
That improv tho.

>Liberals carrying guns

>>80321866

>SNL

2-3% margin of error that there will be a joke that lands in this episode.

What is wrong with Cecily's nose? It looks like she had a bad nose job

Fuck Drumpf and Fuck White People

>>80322043
Body shaped like a Bell

>Louis CK hosting again

fugggg :D:D:DDD

INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

Louie CucK and the Polesmokers?

THAT.
WAS.
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Louis CK

nice. should be good show.

Next week: SNL is gonna get HELLA blacker

>>80323285
jew

>>80323270
how is using a prop improv? it was planned and I don't get the joke

>>80323286
More liek
>Fuck Drumpf and Fuck Dog People xDxDxDxD

>>80323241
MISTER BOJANGLES IS REALLY A GIRL

MISTER BOJANGLES IS REALLY A GIRL

>Louis CK again

I really thought they would be done with him after his last monologue was all about molesting children.

>>80323297
I want another Zog sketch with mistimed horn sounds

>>80323323
was he pro or anti?

That singing shrimp sandwich just made me sick. I actually feel like I want to puke.

>>80323312

April 8th, you mean.

>Louis CK

/pol/ out in full force for that episode

>>80323241
[joke about black cast members]

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HAIL TRUMP AND THA K WHITE PEOPLE

>>80323361
yeah what the fuck was that about

Will the Garfunkel and Oates story ever become public knowledge?

>>80323369
little do they know it's going to mock trump just as much as all the other episodes

>>80323354
>was he pro or anti?

He said that it was ok to molest kids back in the 1970s because times were just different.

>>80323316
she took the thing off at the end of the skit as part of the storyline
it fell off earlier

>a fucking month until next SNL

>>80323395
They know that. They hate Louis CK.

>>80323308
xD oh shit hahaha

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this show keeps sinking to new lows. is it worse than modern simpsons?

>>80323323
Lorne would never sour on someone as respected in comedy as Louie.

His episodes always have him working harder than other hosts. His monologue is ten good tv minutes, which takes a month to develop.

Trump will get btfo

>>80323409
oh, so it's going to be the same as all the other episodes when they turn into snowflakes whining about people mocking Dear Leader

>>80323398
well that explains Hollywood's defence of Polanski so he has a point.

Kek, this reminds me of that Nolan extras webm

there's that sponsored content Lorne was talking about

This is an ad.

Brought to you by happier and with your mouth open, a Whitest Kids you know skit

>>80323402
thought you were talking about the gun

OH LAWDY out of fucking nowhere

Episode redeemed

oh lordy

>>80323391
What

Oh lawdy

>>80323489
I wasn't, and that wasn't me either.

Eww.

That one town in Atlanta?

BLACKED

>>80323467
>>80323469
honestly i think its an ok thing.
like fuck, have the writers put in some work

>shrimp in red sauce

DROPPED

Wow, SNL is mostly hits tonight so far.

>>80323497
He blocked the door to a hotel room and started masturbating in front of them and all they wanted to do was smoke with him

This olive garden skit actually has me laughing out loud- LOL'ing if you will.

>>80323497
Louie invited garfunkel and Oates to his room and jacked it in front of them and one of them blabbed about it without naming him.

He has a shame fetish.

He said to them he was going to do that, and one of them didn't believe him.

He's secretly filming a porn I bet.

>>80323547

Huge step up from last week, ain't it?

why are liberals such corporate sellouts?

>>80323561
Dam son, dude really is a cuck. Like for real.

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>tfw this episode is actually good

and you just got a big ol' orgasm

Inb4 Home Depot sponsored commercial about Mexicans and trump

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>>80322120
>>80321866

>scar jo o face
one for the spank bank

>>80322102
>>80322098
Apparently it was some sort of japanese cartoon before they made it a movie

Trump has made SNL great again, even the non-Trump sketches

>It's an ahegao skit

Scarlett O face

the zoo pornographer is pretty cute

Can someone crop his O face?

Perfect reaction image there.

That lower lip has me cracking up and I'm high as shit right now

it's sketches like this that I really miss Capsbro

Wow that was a dumb ending.

>>80323561
I'd love to show my tiny penis to them too

>>80323580
right? btw, check out the ivanka trump line. they're great products.

FUCK IVANKA AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

>>80323580
Lorne actually said last year that every episode would have a corporate-sponsored sketch to help pay the bills.

This is a call to arms to attack Ivanka.

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Who is the target audience for this shit?? I think not having competition has severely put them off their game.

>>80323648
nice timing

Oh man that's really gonna piss off the trumptards.

dat butt jiggle at the end tho

>>80323674
Scarjo looked really hot in that skit.

It's her dad lol what do you want her to do?

>>80323674
it's okay she's white and deserves it.
If you are white and foreign you deserve it if you are on the right

>>80323691
Doesn't everything?

>>80323689
fa/tv/irgins with nothing better to do on a Saturday night

Welcome faggot

They can't say shit about Jared because he's part of the Jew mafia

>>80323691
not mad just perplexed

what is she complicit in?

>>80323605
Home Depot is pro Trump

>>80323674
are they trying to get her to respond on twitter too?

"Olive Garden" - darkhorse candidate for skit of the year!

>>80323561
I could've sworn that was about Louis CK

>>80323705
pull a Malik Obama

>>80323717
True. They're all narcissists just like he is, so they think every joke ever made, every commercial, and every TV show is a slight against him.

>>80323725
MAGA

>>80323725
APOLOGIZE

>>80323725
They're saying she's a female immigrant and she's complicit in allowing Trump to attack females and immigrants. That said it's pretty stupid.

>>80323725
Helping Trump get elected

that was an Illuminati shoutout

fucking heathens

she's gonna be the president one day though

>>80322161
Such a strange genre blend... But maybe it will do comedy/thriller really well? Like Get Out.

Although it looks like dark comedy rather than an actual horror. Which is weird because it also seems like a lighthearted romp.

>>80323755
Ivanka wasn't born in America?

>>80323733
Obviously every episode is twitter bait for Trump.

>>80323785
LOL

>>80323791
Nevermind, she is the daughter of an immigrant.

I'm taking my dick out for the Lorde. I'm in love with her.

Lorde kinda looks like she could be reviewbrah's hot sister.

saggy tits

SAD!

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK GREAT WHITES

>>80323812
watch her run for senate faggot. then you won't be laughing

>>80323755
But, Ivanka isn't an immigrant.

>>80323821
You mean reviewbrah looks like he could be Lorde's hot brother

i kinda want to see what she looks like topless

just so i can be like "okay, so that's what that looks like"

Ya ya ya.

>>80323747
that's because they are, cuck

>>80323827
t. virgin

>>80323842
she can't even speak english

its a little pitchy dawg

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How do we get Jeb to host? Just imagine

Kiwis are the best

>>80323817
Bitch is fugly. 20 year old lookin like she 40 baka

>Louis CK hosting
So...

B I G
I
G

B L A C K
L
A
C
K

C O C K S
O
C
K
S
?

Does she have a cold?

>>80323869
ivanka? wtf?

>>80323868
>if you think a woman looks ugly YOU are the virgin
Dumb, dumb meme.

>>80323842
She should run for governor of NY. Cuomo is crooked as fuck, and Preet Bahara is going to challenge him.

>>80323868
.t has only had sex with bottom tier women and thinks they all have shit tits

>>80323869
either can 3/4 of democrat voters and you let them have the power to choose

is she legal yet?

>>80323867
LEL

You morons really are incapable of a single cogent, independent thought, aren't you?

anyone got stills from the monologue with Kate? I swear on my TV I could see through both their tops.

Oh dear, she's having a seizure.

>>80323878
She looks like someone who would date Jessie eisenberg

I'd hit it

>this retarded dancing

Just when I thought she couldn't get uglier

>>80323908
she should run for senate because that's an easy job for a woman.

I see her dancing hasn't improved at all

>>80323916
she's 20, so yeah

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>>80323839

Anyone having a problem with 4chan? Threads won't auto-update.

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>OMG GUYS, TRUMP SKITS!
How many more Trump skits they gonna throw at us?There's been 3 already.

This is the first time I've seen this broad or heard one of her songs.

>>80323925
She dates asians, habeeb it or not


S L O P E D

L

O

P

E

D

>>80323973
>Anyone having a problem with 4chan?

yeah, every time i visit

>>80323973
It's working fine on my phone

>>80323361
>>80323386
What are you talking about?

>>80323973
It's fine here.

>>80323994
congrats

>>80323891

already claimed by the first post
where do you think you are?

>>80323994
She's a top 40 singer and gets spammed on the radio.

>>80323973
no

>>80323994
She's won Grammys, you neckbeard shut-in

>>80323995
she has a tiny cock fetish?

>>80323942
Just ask Hillary.

>>80324002
>>80324011
>>80324019
how do I fix it I keep needing to refresh the page

>>80324021
Grammys are a joke though t b h.

>>80324026
Yeah, so she'd love you.

>>80324054
Alt-F4

>>80324054
Settings and find the auto refresh option

>>80324051
what happened to Jaguar I miss him

>>80324015
If I listen to the radio, it certainly isn't top 40.

>>80324021
>implying that means anything

>killing babies is a punchline

>>80324069
i have a vagina you sexist pig

>that one person clapping

Eww... I hate the micks.

Recycled Family Guy joke. Sad!

>>80324100
It implies that the critics and mainstream audience have accepted her to the point you should have heard of her

>When you can't make fun of Black or brown people you can make fun of the Irish
s-stop it!

haha yea black peopel so woke

i love my wifes bull

>>80324137
CONSUME, OBEY

>>80324148
i thought it was the jews next in line?

I'm surprised the real Al Franken has never come back. Talk about ungrateful.

>Al Franken
Truly one of the most vile pieces of garbage to come from my state

Real Al Franken when?

>>80324173
The Irish aren't much better.

they couldn't get the actual Al? He was a cast member.

Al Franken is a senator?
I remember that gay character he had on SNL

>>80324173
The Jews took their money to retire in Florida. It's now the Hispanics, Chinese and Indians.

Al is a waste.

Andy Samberg?

Lots of interracial porn threads on /tv/ tonight.

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>>80324215
People from Minnesota are easily fooled.

>>80324215

Stuart Smiley?

>>80324194
Real al Franken won't appear but he does email Lorne sketch premises....including this one, probably.

>>80324196
he's kind of busy, what with being a Senator and such

>>80324246
They do have the largest Somali population in the country.

>>80324248
Yeah. The one with Michael Jordan was the funniest

I want Kates tiny hands around my cock

Another ad!

fail

Franken used to be a cast member on snl and is now somehow portrayed as someone too up tight to be funny. He used to be Jack fucking Handy!

MGTOW = Jergens

Hey! That's my lucky stabbin' hat!

Pete Davidson said he finally quit doing drugs.

Pete Davidson. Don't blink, you'll miss him.

>>80324348

Doesn't look it.

he's somehow even less funny now that he's sober

>making fun of a women's appearance is fine if she disagrees with you politically

>>80324348

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/saturday-night-live-pete-davidson-sober-instagram-1202003541/

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