FUCKING NORMIES

They obviously think it's funny.

I think a retarded guy was at my theater, when logan was having those PTSD nightmares he just goes 'grrr I'm wolverine hahahahaha' and nobody else laughed.

He kept laughing when people died in the movie as well.

>>80315200
If you enjoyed this you're a normie too so it evens out.

>>80315200
I chuckled when he first hit the pickup but stopped when I realize he was taking his sadness out in anger.

>it has w-wate...
>wolverine holds back tears
>crowd explodes into laughter

>>80315200
The only time I chuckled during the film was when Laura was watching Logan tear up his truck.

It was pretty funny watching Huge Jackedman go ham on a vehicle.

Then I was dead inside because in the previous shot he'd buried the only man that ever really cared about him and whom he saw as a father figure, effectively leaving him truly alone for the first time in decades.

>"daddy"
>crowd erupts in laughter

>>80315382
Are you in Glasgow? I think i had the same guy

>>80315433
that was the hardest hitting moment in the film, don't know why some of the other movie goers laughed at it

>>80315594
no, I'm in the U.S., but idiots are universal.

>wolverine goes to hotel, finds dead mummy.
>crowd erupts in laughter

>cross turns into X
>crowd erupts in laughter

>>80315491
>>80315433
I was pretty sad during that scene.
I teared up.
Can't wait til it's on 4K so I can watch it again.

>>80315504

kek

>>80315200
When Wolverine was fucking up the truck after Charles died my entire teather exploded with lols...i think i was the only one that was perplexed by that.

>>80315200

My theater lost their shit when X-23 came out from the house with that guy's head.

>>80315414
>I'm too cool to like popular movies

>>80315200
LMFAO I've been loudly laughing at serious scenes in movie theaters since Titanic, nigga. Eat a dick.

>albino guy's face is getting burned
>crown starts cheering

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>Watching kinography in cinema instead of home
>Not realising the cinema is for flicks

Are you all autistic? The entire film wasn't completely depressing, they obviously included moments intended to be humorous.

>>80315690
Welcome to /tv/

>>80315752
no duh, but read the parts people were laughing at

>>80315752
NO. LEAVE

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>Charles dies
>Logan tears up trying to make a speech
>Takes out rage on pick up truck
>Audience laughs

Normies in the UK are no better

>>80315200

People clapped at the end in my cinema.

I live in England for fucks sake.

>mfw normies stayed through the credits expecting a teaser of Thanus.

>>80315752
Yeah, but people were laughing at scenes that weren't intended to be funny.
Like the scene he was beating up the pickup truck.
It's supposed to be sad because he's upset and can't control his sadness so he takes it out on the truck in anger.

There were only 2 people at the theater when I saw it so was pretty silent the whole thing.

Guess no one was able to go because of the no-singles policy.

>feeling sad about made up problems capeshits face to make manchildren feel like they aren't watching entertainment for kids
Fucking kill yourselves.

The theatre was empty when I saw this

It's a fucking superhero movie, are you really moping and acting all depressed the whole time like it's some Shakespearean tragedy?

>>80315962
>dementia is made up

You'll rethink this in a couple decades.

>>80315962
>feeling sad about made up problems
Why are you on a film board then?

>>80315962
>I only watch movies based in real life and on true stories

>>80315922
You know you can laugh at someone being upset right? You can empathise with them, but seeing them destroy their car in such a manner should be expected to cause some laughs.

I mean you think people had no reason to laugh at this?>>80315666
It was clear a dark humourous moment.

>>80315796
Tbh I let out a sad chuckle as well.
But that (and the attempted speech before) were imo the best scene of the film.
Really gets across how broken inside logan is.

>>80316137
>Transigen henchmen capturing mutant children
>Entire theatre whoops and cheers

>Logan takes his medicine and starts ripping through soldiers like tissue paper
>Audience hisses and boos

>>80315200
Dunno about other countries but in Australia it's non-stop laughter during the Paranormal Activity movies

I have a great time

>>80315200
Maybe it was badly acted?

>>80316019
>shakespearean tragedies
>remotely sad

>Logan beats up hillbilly bullies and protects the farmer
>Popcorn and drinks flung at the screen amid shrieks and screams

>Evil wolverine eviscerates innocent family and begins escaping with Laura
>Movie watchers form lines and begin traditional Russian Barynya dancing whilst shouting words of encouragement at the screen

>>80315200
watched it yesterday, the guy left of my was constantly chuckling at shit. even shit that wasn't funny, like laura on a horse, chuckle, laura looks at the clothing, chuckle, LAURA TURNS THE CROSS INTO AN X, HE FUCKING CHUCKLES. WHY CUNT?

>>80315883
I stayed for the song closing the saga and to compose myself lest my friends see my misty eyes or hear my chocked voice

>>80317015
He was probably high the degenerate fuck.

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>>80315796
this. goddamn I fucking hate people.

>>80315430
That scene was meant to be darkly comedic. You laugh because you've been there, at the back end of a really bad day and there's that final straw that sets you into a spiral.

But you also realize he's mourning the loss of one of his best friends, so it mixes that sadness in with the laughter, and you feel a little of his catharsis.

>>80315729
Stephen Merchant really impressed me. It's a damn shame he has such a distinctive nerdy face because he seems like a pretty good dramatic actor.

>>80317062
nah, he was like a late 40's, maybe early fifty's grey haired hipster looking man on his own. kinda doubt he was high.

>>80316040
Also growing old in general, regretting your past, family.

You know, bullshit fiction.

>>80316275
I wasn't aware Transigen had a movie night

>>80317273
I smell a meme starting to be forced.

There's actually quite a bit of humor in the movie.

>Logan's "motherfucker!" when the cholo's bullet dents his car.
>"Fuck off, Logan".
>"That was my favorite mug".
>>"The glasses make you look younger".
>Pierce getting knocked out by a pipe mid-sentence.
>Caliban flustered over how to dump the body.
>Logan and Laura fighting over her bag.
>"It's just the choo-choo / it's not the damn choo-choo!"
>Laura riding the toy horse.
>Laura attacking the clerk and Logan stealing his cigars.
>Xavier excitedly putting on that funky hat.
>Laura pushing all the buttons in the elevator.
>The small talk during the dinner ("It was a special needs school, he went there")
>Laura's ravenous eating.
>The kids giving Logan a shave.

Etc.

>>80315200
>ree le normies

Are you still assmad that le ebil normans laughed when Logan totaled the car with a shovel? It was supposed to be funny, a darkly comic bit to let down the tension after the emotionally draining funeral scene. If you don't understand this, you are autistic, but you say "normies" so that's par the course

>>80315433
Things that never happened

>>80317123
>>80316237
>>80315796
>>80315922

see >>80318418

>>80315430
>>80317133
i really don't get this. When I saw it no one laughed, and I didn't feel like laughing at that scene

>>80315796
>>80315809
scotland here, no one laughed. This is the best case for going independent imo

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>>80315200
DUDE BIG GUY FOR YOU LMAO!

>>80317201
Then you're an idiot.

>>80315491
roastie detected. Women in my theatre literally laughed at this scene.

They have been mentaly conditioned by other capeshit movies. They just don't know how to react when they see something non-quippy.

I noticed that too OP. Shit was annoying.

Anybody else get a bit teary when the southern guy was horrifically killed by those mutie kids?

>>80319427
>homosexual swallowed up by the earth itself
nah

>>80319427
Nah he had it coming.

>>80319427
yeah i was pretty upset and what a shit end his character got. he deserved better famalam.

>>80319427
>>80319539
a shit end for a shitty generic evil gunslinger sidekick?
idk m8 sounds appropriate to me

>>80318538
You got lucky. Wish I didn't see the movie when it was packed. Cineworld superscreen isn't worth the extra £££

>>80319427
I can't even imagine the immense horror and excruciating pain he felt for those thirty seconds

>>80318288
Charles had some great banter.

>>80319597
the character archetype itself may be generic, but that doesnt mean this iteration of it wasnt completely badass. i just really liked how he dressed, talked and acted. i may have a little mancrush.

>>80318496
People laugh for a massive variety of reasons. Nervousness, fear, awkwardness. Humor is just the most common and the most pleasurable so it's the most obvious. It's just a normal human reaction to find a shitty situation amusing, even if on another level you understand how horrible it is.

>>80318720
so this makes it a
>movie women can't understand

or those had goldfish memory

>>80319703
Probably not a whole lot since he got fucking frozen stiff. Your nerves don't work at that point anymore.

I'm sure he was absolutely terrified however. Dying that way must be a horror unto itself.

>>80319666
I saw it in cineworld IMAX with like 20 people

Is this thread based on reality of memes?

>>80315200
This actually happened? Is this in Amerifatland? Everyone at my theatre was just silent during the movie except there were occasional groans when something brutal happened. It was filled with mostly aged 30+ people I guess.

>>80319427
you mean miller?

I got a stitch from laughing so hard when evil Wolverine killed Charles

If you're not baiting you take capeshit way too seriously normies don't give a fuck especially not women who are on their phones through most of the movie anyway

Jst saw it and the whole theater was sobbing by the end of it.

>>80320060
This happened in Canada (not Ontario)

>>80322016
>not ontario
You lucky bastard. I watched this in the Scarborough town centre Theatre in Toronto, and during the funeral scene all the blacks and muslims were bursting out laughing because Logan couldn't finish his sentance.

X-23 is so fucking hot.
I read the imdb parental guide before watching this film.
I went in hoping we got to see her naked. Or atleast at the end, years after the events of this film occured and we see her slightly more grown up.
Undressing then changing into her wolverine costume.
I need those titties. Mhm.
Disappointed to see the tits were from some bachelorette.

>>80315200
Every time Patrick Stewart swore this girl beside me kept on giggling.

>>80315200
People laughed every time he killed a guy in the hotel scene.

>>80315200
>Brits not laughing at a clear reference to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78b67l_yxUc

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>>80315200
>Couple sits behind me with 2 kids
>Movie begins
>Logan says 'fuck'
>Dad goes "whoops"

>>80318288
>>The kids giving Logan a shave.
this was a touching moment more than anything - nothing quippy about it

saw the movie this afternoon
>people laughed when x-23 rolled the head
>laughed when people got stabbed in the head
>laughed when logan was angry smashing his car after charles died (how could anyone think this was a funny scene?)

even the normies couldnt ruin the final tragic scenes though. genuinely good film to penetrate the thick skulls of the average movie goer while not being overly heavy handed.

>>80322857
I heard a bunch of little ass kids too when I went to it.
Taken by grandparents, so I guess they weren't paying attention.
>first words were Fuck
>even before that deadpool's trailer

Loved the movie. Had some asshats chuckling when logan died because of the little girls snot running down her nose, but that's about it.

I didn't care for the clone being in the movie. But the part where Logan hugs Xavier and tells him it wasn't me was pretty touching too.

Xavier brings the bants too. Ties the personalities of the two trilogies together pretty well.

>>80315200
I literally thought this was a meme until i saw the movie and people laughed when he was hitting the truck with the shovel. Like what the fuck.

Stop going to movie theaters.

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>>80315200
I went with some friends and the started laughing when Laura was quoting the movie.

You all chuckled or got a big grin across your face and laughed internally when that short black kid was running away.

I know I did, it was involuntary. The way that shot was done, it couldn't be helped, Maybe they could have filmed him from the waist up?

Wolverine's death was awful. Charles was great.

is this the start of loganposting?

>>80315658
Similar thing here. Odd.

>>80319741

Agreed, he took a generic role and made it something extremely memorable. I loved everything about how he portrayed Donald.

>>80315690
This sums up this place. I liked the movie too, who cares?

>>80315430
>>80315433
I teareed up when he did, but I won't lie, his frustration and destroying the car and then passing out was humorous.

>>80324746
Have we started the fire?

I swear i saw one of you fuckers when i went to see it at a cinemark in LA. Fatass with a neckbeard and destiny shirt with a disgusting trap on a date i presume

>Xavier apologizing to the people as he leaves the casino
>people giggling
I admit I giggled a bit too, but half because other people were doing it
sorry for being an asshole who finds senile old fucks funny

>>80326105
I couldn't laugh at that just because of how well Stewart sold his role as Xavier in the previous films. The idea of a man who wanted nothing but to help children being the cause of likely some of them dying is heartbreaking. Maybe not many kids in that casino, but what about the other incident they mention?

Wolverine can handle the knowledge he's hurt and killed people. Xavier couldn't, which is why they tried not to let him know.

>>80326275
it's just the juxtaposition of the power of the seizure fucking up hundreds of people with this meek old man in a wheelchair quietly apologizing as he rolls by like he just spilled his drink at the family dinner table
it's sad when you actually think about it like logan smashing the truck but the way it's presented at first is worth a chuckle

outside of the actual movie though the genuinely uncomfortable reaction of the people in my theater when laura rolled the head and got impaled was pretty funny

Do you all live around retarded people or something? I just saw this movie an hour ago and nobody laughed or cheered at inappropriate moments.

>>80325448
>i loved his little shocked expression when logan tells him to get the fuck out of his car
>i loved the little twirl around on the spot to face logan when he first arrives at the compound
>i love his CIA stance

>>80325885
It was always burning

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>that scene when Laura is killing the random baddie in the forest and then she hears Feral Logan's roar off in the distance

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>>80315200

despite all the epic meme replies in this thread, I had the exact same experience

>Xavier has a seizure at the casino
>just caused several car accidents at speed and sent dozens of people to the hospital, fire trucks are shown en route and elderly people are shown helpless on the floor
>Xavier, on the verge of tears, says "I'm sorry, I'm sorry"

>about half of the audience laughs


????? why? I completely fail to understand what was funny about that line.

>>80329116
>>80326456

>>80315200
Did your audience laugh when the short fat black kid was being chased in the forest too?

>>80315433
nobody laughed at that you liar, shut the fuck up

WHAT IS NERVOUS LAUGHTER???????

>>80329164
Yes they did

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>>80326742

>>80315200
when you look back, you'll realize this movie fucking sucked

I had these old cunts in the theatre that would not shut up and i really wanted to smack them in the head the rude cunts.

>>80316019
Shakespearean tragedies are funny as fuck

>>80329309
how the hell do you get kids that young to act in such a serious/grizzled setting? she was actually decent as an actor too which I don't understand how to do with a 10 year old even more

>>80315809
People used to do that but I would just loudly ask my friends if these people are retarded. After 6 months of regularly going to the same cinema it completely stopped

>>80318288
>Show me youve swallowed the pills

>AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

ehehehehehe

>the car scene

IIRC, the scene was shot at a distance from Laura's perspective, which turned into a few moments where you see Laura's thinking process with stealing the other car.

>>80329818
Huge Ackman finds a way

>>80322166
>going to see a made in america 2017 movie
>expecting a little girl to be nude
m8, what the fuck... this isn't 1970 germany

>"Bad shit happens to everyone I care about..."
>"I'll be fine, then"
>entire theater has this shared reaction of "oh damn...," one guy saying it aloud

>>80330272
I rolled my eyes
That whole scene was so cliche and the girl was just being a little shit

>>80318496
>>80319814
>>80317133
>>80315430
The comedy lied with the juxtaposition between previous shot of a man innocently walking with his dog to wolfman going marvel on his truck. It's funny, in a tragic way.

>>80329818

Not answering your question but just want to point out her facial expression in that gif I posted. I think making that kind of expression without genuine anger is difficult. Great actress (why "actor" is reserved for males anyway?).

>>80330469
scrunching your forehead is hard?

>>80330502

Disregarding your attempt at joking, but there are lots of facial muscles involved

>>80330665
I wasn't joking. Are you even human? Are you a severe burns victim or something?

Holy fuck is everyone ITT autistic. The scene was meant to be funny dipshits

>>80322274
I can't stop laughing at this shit holy fuck this has potential

>>80322274
Because it was so brutal and a change from the other X-Men films. I genuinely can't believe you're all complaining about people laughing during this film - it was meant to be funny at times. Not to mention people laugh for different reasons.

I take it when you say 'normies' you just mean people that aren't autistic?

>>80330828
>I take it when you say 'normies' you just mean people that aren't autistic?
Hey everyone check out this fucking genius

>Logan discovers the nurse's dead body in the hotel
>crowd starts to chuckle continuously
>Charles is stabbed to death by the Logan clone
>laughter gets louder, some people start to jump around in their seats
>Logan digs Charles' grave and breaks down trying to give a eulogy
>people are crying laughing now, running around the room wildly with tears running down their faces, the stale smell of hot piss fills the air as many people pee themselves laughing so hard
>Logan destroys his car in a fit of emotional rage
>people are howling now, the fire alarm is going off but no one is paying attention, many people try to climb the theater screen to get as close as possible to the hilarious car scene that's taking place, the energy of the room starts to swell and it begins to fuck with the electricals as the lights flicker on and off
>Logan tragically gives his life to save Laura, she clutches his hand and cries "DADDY"
>every person in the theater suddenly stops what they are doing. They stare straight upwards, standing completely still, and they scream. There is no mirth in their faces, no joy in their vocalizations; just sustained, terrible shrieks that all join together to form a cacophony of pure fuck. No one is moving, no one is breathing, just standing still and screeching in perfect terrible unison. Hugh Jackman climbs out of the theater screen like the Ring and begins reciting some kind of religious ritual in a dead language. As he finishes, everyone in the theater explodes in a mass of blood and excrement, except for a pregnant woman up front. As she continues screaming covered in the blood and gore of all the eviscerated bodies, Abaddon, the son of Satan, slices his way out of her stomach. Hugh Jackman takes the hellspawn child, gives the woman a refund for the movie ticket, then leaves the theater

>>80330848
The only people that need checked out are you 'spergs

>>80326742
Are you me

>logan's grave starts shaking
>snyder laughs

So, Hugh Jackman's next role should definitely be Roland of Gilead, right?

>>80331044

I have bad news anon.

>>80315200

I laughed when after professor Xavier had his seizure attack in Vegas and he was being rolled out after it was finished. He started saying "im sorry" as everyone was on the ground. I laughed at the sorry line. I thought it was strangely funny. I was the only one to laugh. I guess no one got it but me.

>>80331287

I said "should", not "will". I know about Idris Elba. But Jackman would have made a better Roland, in my opinion.

>>80329116

I was the only one to laugh in my theater at that. I guess your theater was filled with more smart people.

The scene where Logan smashed the car was intentionally made comedic. I read the complaints about people laughing during that scene before I even saw the movie. Then I saw the movie, and people laughed at that scene. I didn't, but others did. I can understand why they laughed, because the way the scene was supposed to be darkly humorous.

>Logan rips his hand away from Laura
>see him walk towards the truck from Laura's point of view
>from Laura's POV, Logan gets in, tries to start the truck, its engine fails, and he starts cursing
>Laura then turns around and sees some guy fishing
>cut back to Logan, again, from Laura's POV, grabbing the shovel and smashing the truck
>there's no music, the scene is shot from a distance, Laura is completely stonefaced the entire time

The scene looks like somebody took a video of some guy going berserk for no reason. Mangold chose to film it that way. If the shot stayed with Logan as he had his breakdown, people would not have laughed.

>>80317185
This, I was worried he'd do his usual Whedon style quirky nerdy thing and dying everything but he was alright

>>80315200
i was dying laughing at most of this film

if it's intention was to be gritty and emotional, it had utterly failed

>>80332586
I think you're right. It was also about showing how the only difference between tragedy and comedy is often perspective. That may well have been the worst moment of Logan's life so far, but to his daughter it's a slightly bemusing moment where this guy seems to be smashing a vehicle to pieces for no apparent reason.

>>80318288
You forgot:

>Charles asking Laura if she was all right after she just slaughtered a dozen people

>>80315200
I'm proud of my theater, the only chuckle that came from that part was the obvious attempt at juxtaposing the absurdity of the happy fisherman and his dog with Logan smashing the toolbox in the back with the shovel. I think that part was intentionally trying to be at least odd, if not a little humourous. Showing how despite the fact someone's world has just fallen apart, other people are gonna go about their shit. It was only a very brief little chuckle too. Good job Tennessee.

>>80330934
It's been a while since I've seen this.

>>80318288
>the dinner table
I'm glad they did that scene so well. I'd watch the movie again for that scene.

Sucks that the farmers got killed off.

>>80315200

This was a good movie ruined by the stupid fucking audience

Italian here, I was afraid there would be improper laughs but nobody laughed during the emotional moments, both light and heavy.

I hate movies like these because I know I will have questions that won't be answered and aren't supposed to be asked.

Like where did all of Xavier's money go that they couldn't afford a better hide out.

You can spend hundreds of millions on the blackbird and shit but you can't have some saved to buy a boat

>>80329164
mine too
basically every time he was on screen

>>80319427
>Now Xavier had muties in every corner, whenever we came close, he would read their minds and slip away. He was always one step ahead. However, what he didn't know was that things were gonna get a whole lot worse for him

>>80334384
He was the worlds most wanted mutant they said he was classed as a WMD. The entire world was probably after him

>>80333669

i used to live in italy for a while and went to the cinema a few times, they're as normal as the rest of the world. it is only americlaps who are retards.

saying that though italians genuinely believe their shitty dubs are better than the original.

>>80334384

They never really said Xavier was rich or address where X-Men got its funding did they? You don't need to address this fucking shit, it isn't important to the plot.

>>80324650
Kek i did laugh at this.

>>80329200
Not him but there was a "such a nerd!"-tier faggot sitting near me who laughed when that happened and throughout the movie. I swear I heard him mutter out "epic" at one point.

>>80330272
Same except I didn't make out her line. Was this in the cabin at the end? She dropped some crazy burn and walks off and everyone says "ooooh" and I have no clue what happened. Fucking mumbling Americans

My gf does this through every movie we watch together. She's a pleb but dat ass

>>80315796
What the fuck I thought that I was just with a particularly dumb audience, guess I just had more faith in people. I think from now on if I go to see an emotional film I'm going to the latest screenings possible to minimise normies.

>>80318288
Yeah this is true. The problem was that the audience I was with didn't laugh at this, instead they laughed at moments that were supposed to be sad. I came out of it with a feeling that the general public just doesn't really grasp humour.

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I'm relieved that Logan got an R rating, PG-13 would've been a nightmare with all the 10-year-old shits in the cinema talking and using their phones.

>>80315658
One of the biggest pleb filters in recent cinema

Everyone was sniffling in my theatre

the ones who were laughing the loudest ended up crying too

>>80319427
I cheered when the millennials turned on Pewdiepie

Maybe the audience is laughing to cope with their grief just like Wolverine was doing by destroying the car.

>>80334384
More important... What was Xavier's tax policy?

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>Be paki
>Go to see movie during PSL final in country(some national cricket game)
>Only most serious fans in theater
>Not a single normie or girl
>Not a single kid
>Not a single laughter during movie
>No one made a single sound during the movie
>No clapping at the end
>Just silently watching and keeping emotions to themselves

>>80315200
Don't you like the villain monologue being interrupted for the seventh movie in a row?

>>80336459

I heard at least one kid in the audience, but otherwise it was fine. When I went to see First Class kids behind me kept talking, kicking my seat and went "eeeeeewwwww" whenever Emma Frost showed up in lingerie or when characters kissed. It was a Friday night, but that was a midnight show.

R Rating Retard filters don't always work.

When I went to see the Fincher Dragon Tattoo, some asshole brought his 3-5 year old daughter along. It was a matinee on a schoolday!

She kept making noise and running through the aisles. But I couldn't make out her wors except "Daddy, what's he doing?" as Rooney Mara was being brutally beaten and raped.

The most obnoxious disruptive audience members I had to be were a group of middle aged balding men who kept talking loudly, walking around, texting and answered calls from their cell phones.

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>chuckles during the "It wasn't me" scene
Almost made me shoot the whole teather

>>80315796
Being honest that scene was supose to be a bit comical at first but then realize it's taking too long

>>80337082
>walking around during a movie
This is something I will never understand. It's fine to go to the bathroom if you really need to, but Jesus Christ.

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>Laura...
>Daddy...
>So.. this is what it feels like...
>Hear giggles in the back

REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>80338144
Some started clapping in my cinema when that scene played

>>80315382
Had the same thing in NYC, I knew I was too autistic to go see movies in theatres.

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I want rewatch all "good" wolverine movies.
x-men 1, x-men 2, days of future past, would i be lost? what i should add?

>>80338371

First Class was good, The Wolverine is okay.

Apocalypse is an enjoyable mess, X3 is terrible, and Origins is worse than colon cancer. But with friends and with some liquor or weed they can be so bad they're good.

>>80315200
I laughed when he stole the phone charger. Had to look around and make sure no one heard and thought I was some kinda lame normo, even though I too paid to see the movie.

>>80338498
I heard that First Class was cool, but i want to stick with Hugh Jackman

>be watching shin Godzilla
>who will know tragedy starts playing
>godzilla starts blasting buildings with laser
>guy starts clapping and screaming "fuck yeah!"

>>80338371
you only really need to skip origins. x3 and apocalypse are pretty bad but they won't give you aids

>>80317201
Late 40s and boomers are the US's premiere opiate market

What does him being late 40s have to do with him not being on drugs?

>>80338551
He has a memorable cameo, the movie is great and sets up DOFP.

>>80315430
its clearly shot for comedy. he starts hitting the truck with a shovel.
its funny because its such a wolverine way of venting emotions.

>>80315200
>watching at amc Dolby version in town square vegas
>around 20 people me and my brother included
>only things people laughed at was Charles advertising for taco bell and Laura speaking Spanish all of a sudden
>some teared at the emotional scenes and everyone was relatively quiet
Pay more and get a better audience im assuming

>>80315594
William get off /tv/ and do your homework

I went on a Monday morning. 6 people in total and it was pure silence.

Those people may as well have been my best friends.

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>>80315200
>Normie audience, laugh at the appropriate parts, as you should
>But then there's that ONE guy
>Who of course sits next to me
>Laughs at everything
>Shouts WHOA! or OH! every single time Logan kills someone
>He yelled YEAH THAT'S WHY! A-HA-HA-HA-HA! when the loli spoke first time
>Credits roll, he leans to his (clearly embarrassed) friend, says WHAT A STUPID BULLSHIT MOVIE

>>80324650
I did too.

There was one dude that was screaming with laughter when Laura came out carrying the guy's head. The rest of the theater was completely silent, I dunno what his problem was.

I went on a wednesday afternoon release day, excluding my group there were 4 other people there
one person in my group fell asleep between the garage and the black family
bascailly everyone else seemed to think that the car was the funniest shit ever
some other autist kept audibly sighing out loud every other scene
I'm glad I didn't enjoy the film otherwise it would've been another experience ruined because I'm too awkward to see films alone

ngl tho I had to hold back laughter as she turned the cross into the X and when all the kids were stood on top of the guy and then there's that one guy just breathing cold that's clearly not reaching him

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>>80330934

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>Wait, you could talk the whole fucking time?!
>[AUTISTIC SPANISH SCREECHING]
>Ok... Stop... STOP... Shut... shut the fuck... SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Also

>DON'T FUCKING HIT ME

>>80315883
>normies
no only the hardcore nerds did, everyone else left within seconds