>the diner has a waitress named joyce

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>she wears high heels

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>she asks if she can refill your coffee

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>>80315131
SHE SPILLS IT

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>there's a police officer at the table

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>>80315184
YOU FUCKIN BITCH

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>A slouched trucker at the end of the bar

>>80315538
>he flirts with her and she rejects the attempt with a smile like she always does

>>80315529
>Canadian PSA

>the topic of the conversation starts with someone's sudden disappearance or rumors of a wild animal in the forest near the small town

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>>80314775
>Hey Joyce!
>Can i have some orange, joyce?

>fight starts in the diner
>"How many times do I have to tell you! No fights in my diner!"

>protagonist sits down at diner
>asks what the specials are
Does anyone actually do this? I almost always know what I want before I visit

>character shits his pants and starts rocking back and forth to smudge it all up his crack and on his balls
>his mum comes in and starts screaming and crying and begging him to just give her one day of peace

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>>80314775
>she calls the customer hon

>The cook is a middle aged man in a stained wife beater

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>>80314775
>the diner has a damn fine cup of coffee

>>80314775
What am I looking at here?

>>80318340
Bullpup AK.

Are you stupid?

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>>80314775
Good lord what is that abomination?

>>80317644
most people order something other than tendies

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>What can I getcha, Sug?

>>80314775
im intrigued by this thread. i feel like i'm missing a piece

>>80314828

underrated

>Cook is a gay black man

>>80318340
A FAMAS.