Stop what you're doing and pitch a business idea to this man

Scented lightbulbs

negro conversion therapy

>>80314576
Butt Filters™.
Make every fart a silent one.

>>80314576
Season 4.

>>80314576
a networking site for people that graduated from top canadian business schools with really good grades

I always thought it would be cool to have a personal camera crew to just follow me around for a day in a foreign country or something and act like I'm a big celebrity.

>>80314576
A small alarm you can attach to your keys or wallet or other items that you can turn on using an app on your phone so that if you misplace them you can find them easier.

Whats this guys name again, pls help

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pee merchant

A website where the users can apply for power over other users

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>>80314904
Nathan For You Fielder

a fart vacuum that silently vacuums farts if you're in public

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>>80314576
>The DCEU is a cinematic universe that converts DC's line of popular comics onto the big screen
>However, lately its been falling short of its competitor: Marvel and its own cinematic universe with almost abysmal Rotten Tomato scores compared to the MCU
>I met up with filmaker and producer of the DCEU, Zach Snyder to offer a solution and better the state of his own cinematic universe
>"What's the one thing that a film needs to be fully recognized and apreciated?"
>"Uhh, I guess a high box office amount"
>"No. An official award along with bragging rights"
>My plan was simple: take a highly popular arc from DC comics, turn it into a movie, introduce it around the same time Marvel releases a fairly unrecognizable superhero movie, ensure its nominated for an obscure Oscar category, and hope it recieves an Academy Award.
>"I-I mean. I guess its not impossible to do, I would just have to speak with other producers and Warner Brothers, and"
>Zach was on board with my plan, and now we just needed to find a director, and write a script within a couple months to ensure our success

>>80314830
There's no way that isn't already a thing.

If it's not, delete your post and file for a patent.

i dont understand how he fucking does it. how is he so resistant to awkwardness. that fucking 'party' with the party planner and bill gates impersonator was suicide inducing. i dont understand how he's capable of withstanding it.

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>>80315332
Holy fuck

>>80315568
His show and camera crew most likely give him the confidence he needs to endure all the cringe he causes

>>80315332
Not funny. Get out of this thread.
>>80315606
You aren't fooling anyone. Get out.

>>80314830
>>80315424
https://www.thetileapp.com/

Got one for free at a business conference once, keep it in my wallet. Nobody's stolen it yet, but when they do, imma be ready.

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>>80315807
Ok