What is the best musical and why is it Little Shop of Horrors?

>>80312506
>not disagreeing but

Tommy
The Blues Bothers
Oliver!

>>80312506
LSOH has absolute shit lyrics, friendo.

>>80312564
Bullshit. Alright, it's maybe not the cleverest, but songs like Skid Row and Suddenly Seymour are fucking great.

Singing in the Rain
The Young Girls of Rochefort, or whatever the English title is
unironically the South Park movie

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I just watched Chicago for the first time the other day and damn it's a lot better than I thought it would be.

This song is great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBM82Ju2kJU

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bitch please

>>80312898
>tfw I've wanted to see this for years but never had the chance

Some day. I did get to see Les Miserables on Broadway at least.

>>80313002
I've wanted to see it for ages. Both that and Matilda.

>>80313054
I saw Matilda in New York too, it was pretty good, though the girl plaing Matilda had the WORST English accent. I'm English though so that might be why I noticed it.

The best thing about Matilda was the staging. It was really clever how they did everything.

>>80312564
>I know Seymour's the greatest
>but I'm dating a semi-sadist

fuck you you fucking fuck they're fucking fantastic.

Honk! > all

Titanic the Musical (score on youtube)
Shrek the Musical (for real, on netflix if you're so inclined)
Obligatory Les Miserables

>>80312506
I like the story and some of the writing, but LSOH has some awful songs.

>>80312506

But the best musical is Waitress or >>80312898

>>80312506
Jesus Christ Superstar is the ultimate musical, and anyone who says otherwise can fuck right off.

Les Miserables is also very good.

>>80313217
that's actually getting a new production soon. I love Stiles and Drewe but they keep making shows for kids. It'd be nice if they made something mature for once.

>>80313248

You're right, I forgot about JCS.

>>80313233
>ywn see your theaterfu in the lead role again
fuuuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9pFS1zRxmI

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>>80313002
>>80313054
you can find it online I think, its one of the earlier shows and a few of the new cast later. I wanted to see it to but my friends thought going to see a musical was gay

This song makes me feel bad every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIvpOIUqKKA

As long as no one in this thread says Repo! then we're ok.

>>80312506
hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhNrqc6yvTU

post great numbers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xTpqFlNJlc

>>80313357
I just feel like if I'm going to see it I'd rather see it properly on stage. It was the same with Les Mis, if I'm going to see it I want to see it properly.

I tend to enjoy things more if I see them on stage anyway. I saw Fiddler on the Roof (for free) the other day and enjoyed it a lot, but I know I wouldn't have liked it if I hadn't seen it live.

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Step aside plebs.

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>>80312506
Unironically yes, but also Jesus Christ Superstar and Fiddler on the Roof.

Say what you will about jews, but they can put on a good showtune.

>>80313511
This.

BASED

>>80313511
no

>>80313522
Fuck how could I forget about Fiddler? What a musical, every single number is a master piece

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I'm not going to say best ever, but Avenue Q is well worth the ticket price if you ever get the chance to see it.

It's more than just "The Internet Is For Porn." There's even a little genuine heart to it, which I think I lot of comedies end up forgetting.

>>80313511
This is the only good song from it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10tee6Eff34

>tfw I really like musicals and eurovision

I-I'm not a homo, honest

>>80313222
Trips confirm, Alan Menken and Howard Ashman should never have gotten a job at Disney.

>>80312898
>>80312506
Team America: World Police

>>80313611

It's definitely the best song but I think most of them are catchy enough.

Musicals are made by queers for queers

>>80313611
ugh. please go listen to the original show you underage philistine. It should've won the Pulitzer.

RHPS is probably my favorite.
Frank is just too good.

>>80313697
stay mad :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpv1kE1QXhw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60

This remains campkino

How was the remake?

>>80313753
I meant the film. Obviously the stage show is great.

>>80313846
"the only good song" from the film? they're the same songs.

>>80313895
Nope.

No Place Like London is completely different on stage to the film.

>>80313697
funnily enough, a huge part of why I got into musicals in the first place growing up was all the rare waifus. there's so many. it's absurd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64

Fuck you I know it's operetta

>>80312506
rocky horror picture show! lol :3

>>80313827

That song sucks, the original RHPS sucks, and the remake sucked even more. I was hoping in the year 2017 we as a people could finally stop pretending that RHPS was good.

>>80313995
your asshole sucks

>>80313995
Even if you don't like it you have to acknowledge how influential it was.

>>80314028

And the Black Plague was influential to European history, what's your point?

>>80313818
>>80313949
Thanks for proving my point, pinches maricones

>>80314022
Sucks dicks in like a Hoober.

>>80314068
>straight people are gay
nice logic you got there, friendo.

I wish I could sing. I love acting when I can, but I just can't sing.

>>80314100
I'd give my left buttock to vibrato. I don't even know how people do it.

Okay give me some clarification mother fuckers.

Are we talking about movie adaptations of musicals or musicals in general?

If it's movie adaptations then yeah, Little Shop of Horrors (or maybe Chicago) but ONLY THE DIRECTORS CUT with the proper ending, fuck that happy ending bullshit.

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>>80313522
Original 1970 JCS album with a cast full of British rockstars screaming their heads off is the absolute GOAT

>>80314214

This is TV and Film, stage shows can fuck off to some other board.

How is it that over a hundred years later Gilbert and Sullivan still come across as relevant and modern?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpVbBH9Ip8I

>>80313995
I really didn't enjoy the movie, but the music is fucking great, so you can eat shit.

>>80314281

Bat Out of Hell is GOAT, everything else is trash.

>>80312506
Jesus Christ is best kinomusical.
Tanz der Vampire is the best musical that'll never get a kino.

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American Psycho

>>80314224
Alice Cooper doing King Herod has always been a favourite of mine.

>>80314279
Sondheim hates them and is against everything they stand for. He wrote "Please, Hello!" in Pacific Overtures as a kind of jab at them.

>>80314446
Yeah, well, Sondheim is a hack.

What do G&S "stand for" anyway?

>>80312564
Kind of a strange complaint, the lyrics are a little schlocky, I'd say appropriately so, but there's nothing really terrible in there.

>>80314541
Nope, they're absolutely terrible lyrics and your pooh-poohing of that anon's complaint doesn't make them better.

Little Shop is a musical for kids.

>>80314536
>Pulitzer prize winner who wrote lyrics for West Side Story and modernized the form
>a hack

yikes.

>>80312506
Moulin Rouge

>>80314577
I genuinely don't see what is bad about the lyrics m8. You seem to have a massive thing against them but I just don't understand why.

>>80314536
>What do G&S "stand for"
I thought you mean the initials at first lol.

they crammed unnatural language into fast time signatures in order to create their famed patter songs, which Sondheim argues is a horrible and fraudulent methodology for writing musical songs.

He probably also hated that they only created light operettas that didn't move the art form forward in humanistic way. he basically thinks THEY'RE hacks.

>>80314536
>>80314725
you can watch this for a primer on what Sondheim thought of G&S and how Please, Hello is an answer to that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rp6CWcs2j8

>>80314725
>Unnatural language

Not really though, not for the time. Everything in English theatre was like that, as the entire industry was up its own arse. That combined with the fact that it's operetta means that it was always about fitting weird words around a tune and not the other way around.

It sounds like he's getting annoyed about the fact it's structured more like opera.

>>80314725
>I thought you mean the initials at first lol.
Jesus Christ, you're an idiot.

>>80314602
The book for West Side Story is deeply terrible, even it's biggest fans would admit this. And practically every Jew in New York has a Pulitzer.

I don't think he's a hack, but his work hasn't aged well.

>>80314725
>>80314782
>Yanks fail to understand British banter, even on stage

It's embarrassing really.

>>80314809
Jesus Christ, super nah

Hamilton is brilliant. Its so good it makes me forget its a liberal propaganda fest.

>>80314897
he didn't write the book, just the lyrics. the lyrics are what didn't age well, but it was his first big show and he was like 26 or something absurd so you can hardly call them a failure.

And all the best and most memorable lines came directly from him too, so it goes both ways.

>>80314402
why is his neck like that

>>80313817

>tfw Tim Curry is in a wheelchair now because of his stroke and can barely speak

His death is gonna hit hard

I'm going home

>>80312564
Better wait a minute
Better hold your phone

>>80313993

You're trying to make this sound like a meme but it's a legitimate viewpoint, it's a cult film for a reason

>>80315035
Hamilton is trash.
1776 is true revolutionary war musikino

>>80314100
>>80314192

A lot of theater/musical singers are not good singers in a technical sense, they just have a distinctive sound and know how to have fun

Has anyone seen the billy elliot musical?

>>80313212
>>80315240
Wow, FANTASTIC lyrics.

>>80315340
>voluntarily hating fun
jesus christ, super nah.

>>80315035

The only songs I liked from it were:

>Burn
>You'll Be Back
>maybe the Room Where it Happens I guess, it's kind of catchy

What was making European characters black and ignoring the contributions of actual blacks in the Revolution supposed to accomplish other than triggering whitey?

Dreamworks prince of egypt.

>>80314402
It's a shame the Broadway version butchered all the best songs.

>>80312731

The first musical numbers play out pretty conventionally but I love how inventive they get by the time it gets to They Both Reached For the Gun

and Razzle Dazzle was amazing of course

>>80315408
how do you still not get the central theme of it highlighting that America was built by immigrants. Like, that's 1/3rd of the entire thing.

>>80315530
Who THE FUCK cares about immigrants? Every American thinks immigrants are awesome.

Legal immigrants, that is.

> ctrl f
> 'seven brides for seven brothers'

/tv/ sure has shit taste. the best musicals were made before 1965.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TygmMPbwfjA

>>80315590
evidently not the guy who shot that Garmin technician after asking to see his papers. or any person who shouts "get out of my country" to random brown people walking down the street.

>>80315408
>What was making European characters black and ignoring the contributions of actual blacks in the Revolution supposed to accomplish other than triggering whitey?
DUDE AMERICA WAS MADE BY MINORITIES AND IMMIGRANTS LMAO
that's truly just it.
It's a stupid musical that deserves nowhere near the amount of praise it has gotten let alone the amount of cash.
Lin manuel miranda is a fucking hack who can write the same couple of songs and nothing else.
I hope it dies off soon.

>>80315689
false flags by the IC deep state

>>80315657
I remember watching that tons when I was a kid. Can't remember any of the songs though so it can't have been that good.

>>80312506

If Producers hasn't been mentioned yet that's a damn shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlQfW9oK1G4

>>80315714
okay, Breitbart reader.

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>>80315714
>racism doesn't exist

>>80315689
>t. Umblr

>>80315767
b. Reitbart

>>80315035
>>80315286
>>80315408
>>80315530
>>80315708

How were we supposed to view Hamilton himself? Sympathetically? The subject matter just seems very strange, I don't know if he was really that way but his portrayal makes him come off as one of the many self-obsessed people who think they're more important than the hundreds of billions of people who have walked this planet

>>80315724

> Bless Yore Beautiful Hide
> Goin Courtin
> Sobbin Women
> Wonderful, Wonderful Day

Your ear has been tuned to shallow jukebox musicals.

>>80315861
that's the point. it's like The Social Network. He did many good things and was a savant, but he was also a loudmouth asshole who was his own undoing.

why do you expect everything to be so black and white (racially themed pun intended)? compelling drama engages with the complex realities of character.

>>80315657

> Sobbin Women

The movie is about a group of men who kidnap some young women who eventually fall in love with their captors. You would never see that made now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ob2iKO7IHk

>>80315954
they were the only men in the village who were appropriate suitors or whatever. hardly kidnap.

>>80315727
pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPXHRX8Q2hs

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OP why are you ok with being so wrong

>>80316012
A limited selection of men doesn't mean a woman needs a man, moron.

>>80316087
in 1950s America it did.

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I may not be as cultured as you guys.

>>80316105
NO IT FUCKING DID NOT

>>80316201
sing out, Louise.

>>80316012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yudgy30Dd68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVqoc_GOH-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN_JXwNudh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI1FL-Tl9fU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec0clERjQ5A

>>80316314

Didnt mean to reply>>80316012

More musical clips.

>>80316314
>>80316359
don't you EVER fucking reply to me again if you're not going to contribute to the thread.

>implying this isn't the best Musical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TqSyvdqn9c

>>80312506
Because Jim Hensen's puppeteering combined with Levi Stubb's Audrey II and Steve Martin as the Dentist was fucking sublimely crafted filmmaking.

>>80316497
Shame about those lyrics, though.

>>80316497
That was Frank Oz

>>80316517
The songs are great

>>80316461
they actually changed the characters to two women in the recent revival to be less creepy.

Hudgens was the lead and she was surprisingly fantastic.

>>80316414

Ill leave you and your wifes son alone from now on.

>>80316546
No, the songs are not great. The lyrics are awful.

>>80313248

this guy gets it

>>80316615
which lyrics are awful.

>>80312506

A more somber choice but who can dispute Andrew Lloyd Weber's genius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74S7EMUAKFs

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>>80312506

>you will never write a fun jaunty musical, let alone a good fun jaunty musical

it's hard being talentless in this world

>>80316829
fuck fun. write something about what it means to be human. the best musicals aren't comedies.

>>80316996
Please fuck off back to wherever you came from, you have to be 18 to post here.

>>80317476
>muh musical comedies
you're a child.

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thoughts?

>>80317654

Gerard Butler is a surprisingly good singer, but fundamentally the role is meant for a tenor, there are some moments where he breaks on the high notes that sort of break the immersion

>>80317654
such a boring adaptation. Schumacker clearly loves the theatrical form (his Batman & Robin films were as colorful as Powell & Pressburger) but his Phantom is a slog to get through, and I love the show.

someone should remake it.

>>80312506
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut.
Grease.

>>80317587
>muh middlebrow intellectual insecurity
you're an American

>>80317842
>just turn off your brain, bro! art is for escapism lol!

Poultrygeist ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZxo9AwQxk8 )

"Eat my meat you vegan whores!"

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>>80312506
AY, was thinking about this one few nights ago. Really like this one for its high-potent goofiness and smoothness.

>>80314155
it was a wonderful musical, especially the jazz scenes, which made me quiver with joy i fucking love me some sax


I did also enjoy Grease if i remember correctly.. Didnt watch it in a long time.

>>80314577
Most of the lyrics in musicals are fucking garbage. But it's not about the lyrics, it's about the message and how well they're sung.

>>80312564

>Suddenly Seymour
>Is standing beside you
>You don't need no make up
>Don't have to pretend.

>Suddenly Seymour
>Is here to provide you
>Sweet understanding
>Seymour, your friend

Are you kidding me? That shit is like a gut punch.

Go back to Frozen, faggot.

>Elder God Tier
Les Miserables
Cats

>God Tier
Anything Goes
Book of Mormons
Avenue Q

>Good Tier
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Chicago

>Normie Tier
Hamilton
Wicked

>Bad Tier
Little Shop of Horrors

>Absolute Shit Tier
Rent
Hairspray

>>80320913
>Cats
Stopped here.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bDY0DfEjmo

Didn't even like the Wall as an album, worked perfectly as a movie.

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Phantom of the Paradise is an objectively better Rocky Horror.

>Not one mention of Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Truly the darkest timeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkurr3elzaE

>>80312506
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

>>80312506
Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of Disney musicals.

>>80322759
That's not saying much

>>80323307
Phantom of the Paradise is objectively the greatest musical ever made.

>>80316148
Pure unadulterated kino

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>>80312506
>little shop of horrors
>best musical

Excuse you.

>>80313248
I agree with this dude.

>>80320913

Were there any good songs from Rent at all? I could probably get past its Bohemian theme if there were good songs but even the music blew

Some of the music from Hairspray was catchy i think

Willing to dump some soundtracks if anybody wants some. Got about 1500 different shows now.

>>80322620
it's unwatchable. it's a pastiche of artsy-fartsy cliches strung together. it's an art movie for people who otherwise would never watch art movies. instead of being a movie in its own right, it's just as a sideshow/sidekick to a rock album.

to its credit, alan parker mutes the voices and tells the story from within, pulling you under the psychology of his character. but none of it works. it's just so much hokum and malarky. it's almost embarassing to watch the nightmarish, hypnotic, and apocalyptic rock album reduced to stuffy images of childhood loss, class oppression, and modern alienation. it's bad shit.

that said, the animation sequences are truly outstanding.

>>80322883

my african-american friend

>>80328279
Post all of them except little shop which has terrible lyrics

>>80328365
Don't have any place to upload almost 300 gigs. Anything specific you want? I got a lot of rare stuff.

>>80328422
Do you have Ragtime or 1776? And/or, whatever is rarest or your favourite (except and only except if it is little shop)

>>80328469
I got both let me upload them real quick. And as far as rare stuff Paris (musical about the trojan war) is a really good rock musical and Frankenstein is great and is similar to a lot of Wildhorn's stuff.

>>80328501
you're awesome anon

>>80328519
1776: https://mega.nz/#F!eRsgHI6T!nYYoxZKzMZzTgIUuxPrpvQ

Ragtime: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxPXay52nBsOdV9lX3dMVXltRkU/view

Paris: https://mega.nz/#!0QxmjYRC!3nTIBR3o8hVW3T4LZ-WoGnRfuiUqFZrwu0e3roXfqGE

Frankenstein: https://mega.nz/#!DNYnxa5Q!eu4xhopgSNUMnYIbcB9hevU6RTbqXQbX9ErMsSTcY8Q

No problem anon, just like sharing something I like with other people.

Memes aside, is Hamilton good?

>>80328638
No its honestly not that great.

>>80328592
>actually delivered
Thanks pal

>>80328774
No problem anon, wouldn't offer if I didn't mean it.

>>80328592
thanks man, was about to do a new playlist for my car and I wanted to put only songs from different musicals

>>80312564
Just fuck off already, no one agreed with you the first time you shared your shit opinion and no one does now.

>>80312506
OP, you don't happen to be starring in it right now do you? Because I am.

>>80312506
actually, anon, it's My Fair Lady......

>>80329892
Good luck :)

>>80329892
playing orin back in high school is one of my greatest memories, wish I could go back

>>80329916
Thanks.
>>80329981
Yeah I'm playing Orin as well.

>>80328592
Got anything else you'd recommend?

>>80330211
Anything by Jason Robert Brown or Frank Wildhorn is usually a safe bet especially Parade and Jeckel and Hyde.

>>80329875
Good luck playing Orin!

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Nothing makes me feel better than watching a good musical

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All That Jazz

>>80316148
Is this really that good or just movie of it's time? For some reason I haven't seen it yet, while im usually quite ok with muscles.

also the first memories of musicle - the sound of music. almost two decades ago and with fond memories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss1CXo8QMi8

>>80313405
Repo!

OK but it wasn't awful. Better than the non-musical version with jude law.

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>>80312506
>ctrl + f
>paint your wagon
nice to know this site is full of faggots who can't get into a musical with Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin.

>>80312506
Theatrical Ending > Original Ending

>>80315340
Write better lyrics, right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMTIcJ8Oetw

Unironically enjoyed the shit out of this film

>>80313405
The Genetic Opera? Come on, it was great. Not the best musical but it had Sarah Brightman and Skinny Puppy

>>80312898
Book of Mormon is alright.

>>80312506
Zero Mostel, best Tevye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7q6l_S8ngc

>>80330565
Are you a middle aged single woman?

South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut.

>>80313222
LSOH has no bad songs, go fuck yourself.

The Meek Shall Inherit
Mean Green Mother
SKID ROW
Some Fun Now
SUDDENLY SEYMOUR

Actually you know what, I forgot about Dentist, Dentist is garbage.
Everything else is GOAT though.

>>80313522
Speaking of Jews, I've been listening to Parade, what a masterpiece.

>>80330628
>LSOH has no bad songs
>actually it does have a bad song

>>80312731
"Class" which didn't make it to the final cut but was on the dvd extras is a fuck awesome duet with Catherine and Latifa. Would recommend.

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>>80320913
>Hairspray
>absolute shit tier

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>>80330628
>Dentist is garbage

>>80328279
All in 320?

I'm looking for Pippin OBC
Beauty and the Beast OBC
Tommy - Film Cast Recording

Oklahoma!
Meet Me In St. Louis
The Producers

>>80330565
Sing is great, but a jukebox musical so it doesn't count.

>>80312731
>>80314214
my niggas

>>80330628
Dentist is great. I hate you.

>>80330809
>>80330857
It was just really unremarkable to me.

It's not the greatest musical, I admit, but what's with the absolute hate for Repo! ?
It has some fun characters, some good songs, some interesting parts.

>>80330885
You've never dreaded going to the dentist? It's like all the worst caricatures of it combined into hilarious terror.

>>80330897
It's fucking trash. Nobody can sing or act, the story is retarded and the songs all suck.

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>>80330628
Dentist is one of the best. The song pulls off a perfect musical punchline.

Audrey's boyfriend has been built up to be an abusive creep who gives her black eyes. Someone asks what does a guy like that do for a living? Cut to Steve Martin singing the opening verse about his youth torturing small animals.

>Boy, I think some day you'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay...
>YOU'LL BE A DENTIIIIST

>>80330819
Pippin: http://www.mediafire.com/file/1au0ehd3zrngrnv/Pippin+%281972+original+Broadway+cast%29.zip

B&B: https://mega.nz/#!ZJkyWbbb!sQoRUSvnXAnSEBoo0hJjQ-3bNL0lc6wf5E7N1Hb5hG0

Sorry I don't have the film version of Tommy

>>80328279
bonnie and clyde?

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SAY REEEEEEEEE

>>80330977
https://www.dropbox.com/s/vgz3phfa34wsb6r/Bonnie%20%26%20Clyde%20%28Original%20Broadway%20Cast%20Recording%29.zip

>>80331008
thank you!

>>80312506
I don't know, I have so many strong reservations.

The Threepenny Opera
Umbrellas of Cherbourg
Don Quixote

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>>80312506

>>80330922
>You've never dreaded going to the dentist?
No, but I didn't go to the dentist for the first time till like high school.

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>>80331096
t. Nigel Featherponcebottom

>>80330969
You're a cool ass guy, thank you so much.
Would you be interested in posting a screenshot of all the soundtracks you have?

>>80330628
>Mean Green Mother
Better wait a minute.
Ya better hold the phone.
Ya better mind your manners.
Better change your tone.

Don't you threaten me son.
You got a lot of gall.
We gonna do things my way.
Or we won't do things at all.

Ya don't know what you're messin' with.
You got no idea.
Ya don't know what you're lookin' at
When you're lookin' here.

Ya don't know what you're up against,
No, no way, no how.
You don't know what you're messin' with,
But I'm gonna tell you now!

Get this straight!
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
and I'm bad.
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
and it looks like you been had.
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space,
So get off my back, 'n get out my face,
'Cause I'm mean and green
And I am bad.

These are what you consider good lyrics?

>>80331140
>things are bad because I say so
>I will never actually substantiate my claims, just reinforce them with "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????"

>>80331128
Maybe tomorrow

>>80330939

thinnngs you seeee in a graaaaveyaaaaaard

>>80331180
So that's a yes. You do consider those to be good lyrics.

Good to know.

>>80331216
>I have autism: the post

>>80331140
Get a life, son.
Instrumentation and voice are more important than lyrics anyway.

>>80331185
nice, we just gotta make sure there's another musical thread tomorrow.

>>80331236
I like good quality lyrics, not childlike garbage. I also don't care to communicate explicitly with the likes of you, moron. You're beneath me. That isn't autism, it's elitism.

>>80331264
That's a decent argument, but doesn't hold with LSoH, which is pretty much bad in every conceivable way.

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Films/books/shows you really want musical adaptations of?

>>80322759
get this fag out of here

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>>80331314
>That isn't autism, it's elitism.

The farmer and the cowboy should be friends.

>>80331379
>'Cause I'm mean and green
>And I am bad.

>>80330969
oh shit the Beauty and the Beast one isn't working

>>80331458
He's a generically evil singing plant with a black man's voice that eats people, the lyrics are fine.

>>80330628
>I forgot about Dentist, Dentist is garbage.
It's the best song in the musical along with Feed Me. Fuck off.

>>80331510
just wait like ten minutes while it says it's erroring, the same thing happened to me with 1776 but it ended up working when i just left it alone.

Because of Steve Martin singing The Dentist Song and Levi Stubbs saying SO LONG SEYMORE!

>>80312667
>the South Park movie

Nowhere near as good as the first half of Avenue Q or Book of Morman.

>>80332293
Great contribution to this thread. Thanks so very much for this post. You've done well today, as you have done for every day of your excellent life. Five stars.

>>80312898
Saw this for my birthday and bought a Hasa Diga Eebowa shirt. I work with a couple Ugandans now and im thinking about asking them if it actually means fuck you god.

>>80330541
It's fun but i'm not really watching for the singing.

>>80332826
Ugandan here. Hasa Diga Eebowai literally means "toilet holiday for the gods" in our language.

>>80317654
Best scene in the whole movie is "Masquerade"
It's kinda fucked up overall though. Schumacher missed the point on the really simple symbolism of roses, and Gerard Butler's voice really undersells certain songs such as "All I Ask of You (reprise)"

>>80325592
La Vie Boheme is pretty solid until Mimi and Roger get the last half of the song.

The older I get the more I realize Rent is fucking stupid, and I don't see how it was popular in the first place

>>80333028
I feel the same way about another musical which has already been discussed itt

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Has anyone else watched this? It's visually entertaining as fuck even though not much actually happens in terms of plot

>search
>no Pirates of Penzance
Plebs
The lot of ya

>>80330462
They worked their asses off on this movie. Their feet would literally bleed from rehearsing so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2yiIoEtXw

>>80330267
MAMBO!

>>80312506
>that scene where Audrey gets her little ass fondled by vines
hnng

>>80317654
SING MY ANGEL OF MUSIC

>>80333054
Hamilton?