>it's quiet >TOO quiet

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>Do you hear that?
>I don't hear anything...
>Exactly.

WHO PLANTED THIS WHEAT

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>Monster movie
>Character sees something suspicious for a split second
>"What is it?"
>"It was nothing."

>>80309962
dumb frogposter

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>What's plan B?
>That was plan B!

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>it's just stress getting to you

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>funeral scene
>guy standing by a tree in the distance

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>>80310154
>it wasn't nothing

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>>80309962

>don't interfere
>he's mine

>>80309962
>SURPRISE ATTACK COMING FROM ABOVE!

>hi! How are you?
>I'm good, what about you?
Who talks like that?



ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ FUCKS ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

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>>80310154
>"IS THAT YOU, STEVE?"
>"C'MON, STOP FOOLING AROUND, YOU GUYS!"
>"HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?"
>"THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"
>Gets brutally killed, thankfully.

>>80310273
>funeral
>it's raining

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>>80309962
>lights go off, pitch black
>previously unseen monster makes scary noise
>hello darkness my old friend starts playing

>"I have a bad feeling about this."

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>villain and henchmen corner the unarmed protagonist
>throws away his weapons and armor and tells his men to stand down
>mano a mano

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>opens medicine cabinet
>tense music
>closes medicine cabinet
>nothing happens

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>scientists gives the definition to something
>someone responds "In English, please!"

>>80310433
>GAME OVER MAN
>GAME OVER
>WHAT WE GONNA DO NOW ?

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>That was too easy.

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>friends of yours?

I fear the day when there will be nothing you can say in a movie that isn't a cliche.

>Spaceship flying by
>Spirit in the Sky playing

>>80310572
I have bad news for you....

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>we're walking into a trap
>I know

>I'll get the ugly one?
>Which one is the ugly one!?

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>character has villain at gun point
>pulls trigger
>cuts to birds flying away from tree

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>character explaining worm holes
>folds a piece of paper and pokes a hole in it

>>80309962
>is that a gun??

>Where'd you get that?
>Nevermind, don't tell me.

>>80310705
But that's the simplest way to explain it to people who don't know how they work.

>>80310190

frogposters: mature, talented individuals with good prospects and happy lives

dumbfrogposterposters: bitter naysayers, pessimistic and irritating, held in contempt by all who know them

>>80310437
>funeral
>it's raining
>everyone has black umbrellas

>And this is for! *punch*
>And this is for! *kick*

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>In the common tongue it says: One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
>IN ENGLISH, GANDALF

>We are not so different, you and I

>What happened to you?
>You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

>>80310456
*The first line from the Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel