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You have five (5) seconds to shill as hard as you can for this

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You have five (5) seconds to shill as hard as you can for this movie you know will be terrible.
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>>80306169
SHE SYRONK EMPOWERED WONYN IF U DNT LIKE U SEXIST
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It looks better than Civil War and will win an Oscar for best costume design
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>>80306169
i cannty wirite in fice seconfd
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>>80306169
Unlike Marvel, who repackages the same generic macguffin-plot into a new movie every year while stopping only to change the actors and dialogue to keep up with the newest tumblr obsessions and reddit memes, DC's films are actually attempting to be visually and tonally distinct in an effort to elevate the superhero genre from mediocre blockbuster garbage to artistic tales weaving themes of morality and sacrifice into monumental and dynamic epics on screen while also questioning the very essence of what society deems a 'hero'. The difference is honestly night and day; during a Marvel movie the viewer is more likely to gobble down popcorn while during a DC film the viewer will likely take out a pen and paper and start taking notes.
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>>80306305
well time is relative
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>>80306169
It will make BvS and suicide squad look better!
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>>80306169
>cone heads 2
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>>80306305
Is this pasta? Its pretty impressive.
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>>80306169
>when a palestinian is alive near you
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>>80306169
MUH 6 TRILLION
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>>80306305
>unlike marvel
>DC

Kek

Both studios are producing shit made for 12 year olds.

>during a DC film the viewer will likely take out a pen and paper and start taking notes.

.......
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>>80306353
Her profile is disgusting. Not even memeing.
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>>80306366
You just don't understand the telefilmekinographic arts
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I was barely 15 when my Dad "snuck" me out of being grounded to see the movie Man of Steel.
It was during that 2 hour and a half visual spectacular that I realized this was the true example of a unique fresh artist, Zack Snyder.
It was 2 years later I saw the trailer for BATMAN V SUPERMAN and as anyone who knew me in high school can atest, I wrote "Do you bleed?" on nearly every surface I could before I saw Snyder once again work his magic in March 2016 with the BATMAN V SUPERMAN film.
Zack has left his mark on not only me, but cinema as a whole and now he's producing the Wonder Woman movie, so THANK YOU SNYDER.
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>>80306353
Dat slope
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>>80306398

Never seen someone's forehead slope so much
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>>80306169
>5 seconds

That's 5 seconds more effort than this movie deserves.
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Don't reply to the spoiler 'yo mama is ded' faggotry, i reported it
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>>80306169
It will be better than marvel
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>>80306230
the tumblr trick didnt work too much with ghostfuckers.

>>80306169
I think the movie has a lot of potential and explores a not so common setting... sorry, I'm not good enough to defend this obvious disaster.
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>>80306355
>when your gaza invasion fails
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>>80306521

This really
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>>80306366

>there are people in this world who are dumb enough to respond to bait-pastap
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>>80306169
If you don't watch Wonder Woman on opening night you're mother die in her sleep that night.
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>Why am I here?
>My feet hurt
>I could be burning palestinian children
>When will this scene end?
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>>80306169
try to keep the post to IP ratio lower than 2:1 this time
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>>80306353
what the fuck happened to him
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>>80306472
pls no
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>>80306472
fuck you
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>shills still this buttmad

Sorry about that oscar and Dr Strange getting destroyed lads, you did what you could
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Why is her forehead so slopey, is it a jewish feature
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>>80306638
>bvs will get 1.6 billion!
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I don't need to
They'll do it themselves with help from the mods they've bought
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>>80306638
>>80306679
This always makes me laugh
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>>80306169
It triggers feminists and betas like you at the same time.
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how do wonder woman fans feel about her?
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>>80306733
They should have gotten Daddario

>dark hair and blue eyes like wonderwoman
>best combo ever
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>>80306355
>>80306562
>when someone mentions the hezbollah
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It really doesn't look that bad, plus the WW1 setting is interesting
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>>80306827
you only think it's interesting because "lol nobody ever talks about it"
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>>80306827
This.
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THEY HAVE DELETED ONE OF THE TRAILERS

BAD SIGN
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im going to stare at gal gadot legs the entire movie
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>>80306353
She reminds me of one of those Nazca skulls
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>>80306169
No way it's gonna be be below 27%.
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>>80306774
She's filming a movie with Henry.

maybe they'll start dating
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They won't buy reviews for it like Marvel does
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>>80307031
>buy
>iron fist
check not clear?
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>>80306952
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>80307075
>>80307001
You're embarrasing yourself, shill
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>>80306805
>>80306355
>>80306562

Let's keep this going

>when you see an uncircumcised penis
>when someone mentions you should discount your products
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>>80306169
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
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>>80307096
ISN'T A SHILL SOMEONE WHO POSTS ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT A FILM?

Unless, you are calling me a MARVEL SHILL?
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>>80307031
>NINGEN NO JOKEN
>NINGEN
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>>80307181
A shill is simply somebody I don't like.
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>>80307031
Why doesn't criterioncore have 53 reviewers?
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>>80307181
You tell me, shill
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>>80307222
makes no sense... you are very stoopid person
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>>80307031
no greater love was the weakest part of the three though
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>>80307242
I'll tell you.
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>>80307181
You're talking to someone thats from a discord and twitter warner shill group. they plan these threads and responses.
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>>80307031
>doesn't even have that golden tomatoe thing

HAHAHAHAHAHA KOBAYASHI BTFO HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER, PACK IT UP LADS THE HUMAN CONDITION EU IS OVER HAHAHAHA
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>>80306169

It's the movie every little girls needs. No longer are they trying to find a strong man to save them and kiss at the end. She saves her man, helps fight HIS war and does it all while looking badass. Take every little girl to see this to let them know how amazing women can be. Gender swapped roles don't matter here, every little girl needs to see "Skeletor: The Movie"
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They have a pretty revealing clothing :^9
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>>80307281

This

III > II > I
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>>80307284
That is some mighty fine tinfoil you got there, bud!
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Fuck you, /tv/. I'm hyped
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>>80307281
I've haven't actually seen them.
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>>80306305
I, too, jot notes during my capekino.
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>>80307284
>implying people care about our small board
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>>80307401

Pleb, go and watch them in 1 seat as everybody else nigga.
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>>80307281
I know. Road to Eternity is the best. NGL is still one of my favourite movies though
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>>80307031

God luke cage was such a shit show. Nothing happened then we got a plot half way throguh and it became so disjointed and wierd that I couldn't get into it.
Cottonmouth was the only likeable character but then they just killed him off and then we got diamondback who was a fucking void
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>>80307383
I hope you can wait 5 more hours then
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>>80307383
this
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>>80307302
kek
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>>80306305
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>>80307419
>/tv/
>small
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>>80307419
Sure thing, officer
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>>80306169
>OP has zero (0) seconds to shill as hard as he can against this movie disney tells him will be terrible.
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>>80307438
Maybe I would've accepted Luke Cage's "so bad it's good" approach it kinda had if Luke Cage himself had charisma like Black Dynamite
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>>80307284
Those airport threads really did a number on you bud
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>>80307543
>>80307540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mY4FHyT80
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My GF is super into DC stuff mainly because she actually reads the comics. I asked her about the casting choice for WW and she said it's fine except kinda laughable because GG doesn't have any tits and the costume is clearly empty/stuffed in the tit region which she's disappointed by because WW is supposed to have big udders.

tl;dr
>GF is disappointed in WW casting because no giant milky tits
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>>80306305
>DC film the viewer will likely take out a pen and paper and start taking notes.
>tips fedora
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>>80307168
>.2% of global population
>2% of us population

in 99% of media

really gets my almonds frying
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>>80307540
Compared to... dare I say it... /pol/
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>>80307579
I was hoping Luke Cage would be like Black Dynamite.

It wasn't anything like Black Dynamite.
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>>80306169
I heard it has an earth shaking sex scene at the beginning between Hippolyta and Hercules. Diana and Steve tops it up by making the dormant volcano explode to the sheer force of Diana riding cowgirl. No body double used in this scene and there are actual lions in it.
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>>80307031
We need to kill the Mouse. We need to
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>>80307419
>/_/ is only a small board when people say shills are here
>4chan is only a secret club house when people say shills are here
What did marketers mean by this? And /tv/ was the fastest board behind /b/ and /v/ before the elections
>>80307586
See >>80306685
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>>80307695
>PEOPLE CARE ABOUT MY BOARD AND ITS COMMUNITY
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>>80307579

Then there was the wierd racial undertones even though all the villians were black
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>>80306169
i can't do it lol
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>>80307695
This guy is right, there are shills here. Just not DC shills obviously, I mean just look at this thread lmao
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>>80306169
I'm nervous that NETFLIX (the HBO of the internet) will release some new Iron Fist footage as soon as the Wonder Woman trailer drops.
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>>80307795
>lol

What did this non-binary gender person mean by this?
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>>80306733
What are you talking about?
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>>80307844
how can Wonder Woman compete with rotten Kurt Cobain?
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>>80307844

Fuck I hope not, there will be like 9 HAHAHAHAHA threads for each of them
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>>80307769
Can you explain why this board or even site is only a "sekret club house" when shills are brought up then?
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>>80307844
>NETFLIX (the HBO of the internet)
Is this some new dank meme? Netflix has never released a single good show
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>>80307943
I have no idea what, WHAT you are talking about... HERE HAVE ANOTHER (You) and shut the fuck up.
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>>80307974
I get it now :^)
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>>80307971
like HBO
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>>80308026
What, WHAT has the capture you posted got to do with the subject we were not talking about? HOLY SHIT!
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>>80307974
He's some truly deranged marvel cuck (or maybe a shill). He thinks this board is infested with WB shills who never do anything and hundreds of totally legit non shills honest people who post the same images and posting the same posts about Disney being great and WB being shit. Just ignore him
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I AM DAYANA OF THEMYSQEERA
DOCTOR OF HIPPOLYTA
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>>80306353
nice acting
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>>80308095
*wink, wink*
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>>80308056
>>80307769
>>PEOPLE CARE ABOUT MY BOARD AND ITS COMMUNITY
There are shills here
There are people trying to change our board constantly
You are without a doubt one of them as you should be able to see this if you have actually been here for more than a year or even a few months
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reporting

if this poster doesnt get you hype, you have no hype abilities
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>>80308151
is this shooped, like aside from the marketing team shoops?

her abdomen literally has fridge qualities.
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>>80308151
good background, awful photoshop painting of a jew
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>>80308151
Shame about Gadot, this poster looks great on thumbnail
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>>80308095
Was this typed up for you by DanielleWWNoel or GeekPride5?
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>>80308147

I'm not one of them (I am), really I'm not (I really am). Nice observation there, pal.

I work for Time Warner, and I'm trying to force you to watch our diabolical films and change your board's way of thinking.
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>>80306169

>You're sexist if you buy a matinee and not a regular price ticket
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>>80308095
You're being way too obvious. Mouse falseflaggers need to GTFO
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>>80308176
you cant even see her abdomen

now you are just grasping for things to hate
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>>80308151
>designated shitting pond
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>>80306169
>when she sees your two state solution
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>>80308234
>reddit spacing
So you're someone not from here. You're either an actual shill or one of the twitter capeshitter shills
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I HATE WOMEN XD
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>>80308151
>>80308281

Sunset found her squatting in the pond, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
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This is a cool looking antagonist
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>>80308269
Either you're a really bad shill or you need help asap friend
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>>80308351
I'm sorry Marvel Pajeet, did I hurt your sensitive feelings? Go cry to reddit and maybe they'll send a few upvotes to make you feel better.
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>>80308316

I also use Reddit to shill... though, there's not much cash in it. I'll be the first one to post the link to r/movies tonight.

You get more for "Shilling" on 4chan because of the volatile user base.
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>>80308215

Do you have some kind of mental illness by any chance?
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>>80308340
was this a common practice in 1910s?
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It will suck sweaty donkey dick and win an Oscar for best sound editing.
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>>80308481
;^)
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>>80308391
Why are you so scared now that you've been illuminated twitter shill?
>>80308424
Is that your own work or more from them and the Discord group?
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>>80308340

she's probably going to be the best part of the movie. i hope there's some lesbian vibes
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>>80308500
Keep posting
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>>80308516
test screeners say her looks are the only thing that stands out. she's underutilized and has weak motivations. she just works for the other villain.
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>>80308500
>Disney falseflagger is still at it

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
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>>80308316
>Reddit Spacing

How to tell if somebody is from Reddit is when they say this. It's a "if we attack somebody else for how people have typed on 4chan since the beginning we trick people into thinking we're the REAL users!"
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>>80308547
You too. We are closer than ever to crack the shill code on /tv/ by the mexican teens, discord warner shills and twitter shills.
>>80308570
Is this your work which is why you refuse to acknowledge it? >>80306685
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>>80308638
>Marvel Poo in full defense mode now that he's called out

Reddit
Go back.
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>>80308573
This guy>>80308316 does it everytime, you can recognize him because he's always in capeshit threads. He must be some kind of especially obvious shill or something
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>>80308500

Twitter is good, but there's too many shills there already, so no cash for me.

I have to stick to /tv/ and make sure people like you lap up my bullshit.
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>>80306169
>mfw this ugly deformed plank-mode kikess gets to be wonderwoman just because of jew connections in hollywood
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>>80308573
See this redditors, this is how we spot you. Nothing offends a redditor more than belling called reddit.
You can call him anything, any insult, but if you call him reddit he will shriek and throw a hissy fit. He's been found out and he hates it, he doesn't even understand how it happened, he tried to fit in but failed.
The redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a liberal, memer, SJW, faggot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him reddit and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
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>>80308638
Keep posting
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>>80308727

Is that a pasta? Please, God, let that be a pasta..
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>>80307867

In future you can change videos with your PC very easily so in 2050 you can watch WW:n with that face.
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>>80308774
It's not, he's for real.
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>>80308781
>>80308781

>Implying there won't be four reboots of WW by that time.
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>>80306169
gal a cute!
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>>80308664
Note the space between the quoted postnumber and text. This is a discord shill tactic so they can easily identify each other without tripcodes
>>80308760
As you can see here he has changed his filename to hide. Here is the original FN https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/6403-snickers/image/r-5zF25Wo6WiGgkybaCVIw/
All space posting. Almost all capeshit discussion
These people are organized and trying to take down /tv/ to turn it into /co/ 2.0
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>be dc
>be dominated by the kike
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>>80308905
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
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>>80308921
why does she look like she's saying bane
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>>80308995
It is and they've been here trying to sell us pleb flicks for years now. 127 hours, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Dredd, Avengers 1, The Purge 1 have all been shilled here. If you were here for Dredd then you'll remember by the end of it they became extremely desperate to the point of posting links to buy the blurays and counting down to the release.
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>>80306774
Not to mention wonderfully bouncy tits
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>>80308921
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>>80308340
someone watched boardwalk empire
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>>80309129
What about Star Wars Rogue One? Never say right with me how hard they pushed the "if you hated TFA you'll LOVE this!" narrative.
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>>80308905
fucking pathetic
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>>80308905
jesus how autistic are you
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>>80309273
I don't know about that since I didn't browse the board when it released(as episode 7 made it almost impossible to post anything else), but considering TFA had shills here and even got 1 of the mods I wouldn't doubt it at all.
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>>80308905

HAHAHAHAHA I'm going to start posting like this just to fuck with you, you sad autist
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>>80309215
acting !
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>>80306638
Make up oscar for SS, it doesn't redeem the story of this botched movie. Meanwhile that supposed "piece of high art" with "deep philosophical themes" of BvS didn't get one oscar, even for screenplay, and instead got gratified of a razzies for worse scenario
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>>80309405
That's actually perfectly fine. The discord shills have a very easily identifiable style of posting.
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>>80306685
Noooo, only disney buy shills ! Those are all fans opinions in this pictures !
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>>80308921
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>>80309129
>Dred
>plebs
Get fucked, movie was towerkino same as The Raid. Not Die Hard but still.
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gal is a role model! a literal model! for clothing!
gal is a strong empowered woman!
in this movie she saves many lives!
not by using her smarts , but by using her cgi powers!
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>>80306305
>likely take out a pen and paper and start taking notes
yeah on how they were able to make such a terrible movie with such a large budget
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>>80309805
well done
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>>80309805
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>>80306169
>You have five (5) seconds to shill as hard as you can for this movie you know will be terrible.

I will let the director do it for me
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>>80308151
It doesn't hype me up because i am capable of reasoning, not just being exited by colorful images
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>>80306305
Kek'd
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How bad can it be, honestly? She's hot enough, and I can't imagine being angry that I spent a couple hours watching it. It's just a movie.
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>>80306365
It takes place in WWI retud
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>>80310066
jesus christ
she really let monster get to her head didn't she
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>>80306601
Underrated
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>>80309129

>on /tv/
>people praise movies that are not my taste
>it's 'cause they're shills

meanwhile
>dcucks thread
>it's only capekinoisseur sharing honest and diversified thoughs about based snyderverse
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I told all of the fucks who were praising her "acting" in batman vs superman that she can't act for shit. Can't wait for them to get BTFO.
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>>80310400
>implying her fans can see it

and critics will just say she's ok at most
>>
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
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>>80310429
Sadly true. Just from that trailer with the quips you could tell that her acting is awful but I don't think anyone has complained about it. And the way she delivered her lines at the grave scene in BvS was just so wooden and awful yet people were praising her acting when it was actually the CGI battle scenes that they enjoyed. IDK man, I very rarely criticize an actors acting ability since I can usually ignore bad acting and get immersed but she is so bad that even I notice how shit she is. I don't get why other's cant.
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>>80307867
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>>80306169
I never expected a Wonder Woman movie to look this good. I would've figured a Superman ripoff. Pretty neat that it's a ww1 flick.
>>
WHEN EXACTLY DOES THIS TRAILER DROP?
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>>80306353
can't unsee that sloped forehead
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>>80307867
>>80310774
these look fucking terrible
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>>80311256
at the kids' choice awards hahaha
>>
get this

shes a jew
pretending to be a white
pretending to be a
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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
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>>80307971
>Is this some new dank meme?
Not a meme. People actually say that shit lmao these same people act like Game of Thrones is a 10 hour film every year they really suck the cock of mediocre shows way too hard.
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>>80310066
>"she's all about compassion, peace and wanting to save mankind"
>*kills everyone in her path*

why do they keep doing this?
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>>80306169
you are acting like I care and I'm not a fanboy
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>>80312333
everything is angrier in current year.

WE WILL MAKE EVERYONE ANGRY AGAIN!


Also, the new wonder woman kinds looks like my crush, minus the neanderthalian slope
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>>80311565

World War 1 movie at the Kid's Awards? The fuck are you doing DC?
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>>80306353
Jon Hamm is so fucking handsome god damn
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>>80309215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ-dQrRcdz8
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>>80306601
kek
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>>80306601
seeing this
>>80306169
means she can do more than one expression
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>>80306305
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>>80306169

I hear she does full-frontal nudity in it.
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>>80313251
fucking marvel shills
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>>80313166
many such faces
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gadot a CUTE! A CUTE!
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Wonder Woman>Thor
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>>80308151
>orange and blue

no.
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>>80313777
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>>80313448
CUTE CUTE CUTE
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>>80313777
I bet you didn't even realized red and blue are Wonder Woman's colors
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>>80308151
>le orange and blue poster art

Tells me everything I need to know
Wonderwoman confirmed for bland garbage that I'll forget 10 minutes after seeing.
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>>80306169
>Be DCuck when it comes to comics
>Every movie in the DCEU has been shit or okay
I want to believe
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>>80313448
>be MCUck
>think this jewish goddess us ugly
wew
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>>80306305
Oh god this made me laugh. You DCfags are HILARIOUS!
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>>80306169
Did her accent get even worse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fiuu-Y_HpR0
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>>80306305

Fresh new pasta material right here.
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>>80310066
Poor Patty Jenkins -- just when you thought she couldn't sink any lower than being cut from Thor 2
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>>80307643

>Americans
>4.3% of global population
>99% of Americans

It's crazy how people are not spread evenly around the globe. Numbers sure are crazy!
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>>80306169

I have a thing for WW1 and WW2 era movies and enjoy the aesthetic.

Fuck, I can't do it. It looks horrible.
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>>80307168

Fuck, now I love Jewish girls.
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>>80306952
I take it the trailer that got deleted is the one with Gal Gadot trying her hardest to force a concerned expression while the dodgy cgi bullet flies past right?

That shit was pretty embarrassing so I can't really blame them
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>>80307168
All these sexy Jewesses and they still chose a skelington as Wonderwoman

Why?
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>>80306353
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD?
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>>80314975

Female actors are pretty girls, who would have known?
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>>80314890
>Americans are the majority of America
Woah, really gets the beans curdling.

A better analogy would be
>Americans 4.3% of world population
>99% of world...
Actually I can't think of one. Jewish power over things outside of Israel is unprecedented.
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>>80315016
Don't they usually release trailers like this around noon? It's 6 hours later and they still haven't put it public. This isn't a good sign.
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>>80315135
They will release during Kids' Choice Awards, which will start only 20 minutes from now
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why couldn't they cast a Gina Carano-type gal to play a fuggin amazon? i'm sure theres more than one slightly buff girl with good looks that'd be more fitting.
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>>80315116

Try this: 72% of Americans are white, while only 28% globally are white.
>>
>>80306353
>>80306398
It's like she was born with the Zika virus
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>>80315280
Because Europe colonised it. It's a white country, they built everything in it.
Still retarded analogy.
If whites controlled an african country that they were a tiny minority in then that would be analogous.
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>>80314664
>Fresh
This has been around for 2 years
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>>80314350
>>Be DCuck when it comes to comics

Yeah DC's comics have been really good lately while the movies have been less so to put it lightly. Hopefully the situation improves. Also hope Marvel improves on the comics side, because they've been pretty shitty in that area lately.
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>>80306305
>during a DC film the viewer will likely take out a pen and paper and start taking notes.
this is how normal human being talking.
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>>80315549
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>>80315387

But jews have lived around Europe for hundreds of years. German also played a major part in driving the jews away into America, as far away as humanly possible. If it makes it easier to understand, think them as rats following humans into a new land.
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>>80306305
The fuck are you saying?
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>>80308316
>reddit spacing
>two lines
Even if you were right, it was dumb luck, you can't really judge with two, or even three lines.
With four lines it's no longer a coincidence.
>>
>>80306169
I'm watching for Chris Pine.
>>
I think Gal Gadot looks pretty. I love Israeli girls and the THICC meme is a fucking stupid reddit attempt to try and make men think that fat women are attractive.
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>>80315997
Gal is beautiful, /tv/ loves to meme into oblivion and they decided that she's ugly and has "a weird shaped head".
If any of you retards met her irl you would probably pnic so much you'd puke spaghetti all over yourselves, then shit your pants.
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>>80316118
we didn't decide that she has a weird shaped head
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>>80307101
>when black friday at your dreidle store
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>>80315997
>THICC meme
It's not a meme. You're just retarded.
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>>80307031
Snyder's shitflicks aren't The Human Condition.
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>>80307844
Couldn't he lift some goddamn weights for the role? I mean, fuck.
>>
>>80315997

You clearly don't know what THICC means and have been trolled by the shitty "THICC" memers who post only fat girls. Besides, "I love Israeli girls"? You sound like IDF.
>>
>>80316118
>If any of you retards met her irl you would probably pnic so much you'd puke spaghetti all over yourselves, then shit your pants
>i-if i'm a complete and utter mong then so is everyone else!
this fucking numale lel
>>
>>80306353
I keep telling you fucks jews are fucking lizards well now there's proof.
>>
>>80306769
Just wait, the closer we get to release, we'll start to see a lot of GAL GADOT IS COMPLICIT IN GENOCIDE whining like what happened with the UN
>>
>>80316256
Oh my G-d! What's wrong with her head!?
>>
>>80316710
We already saw a lot of that even before BvS
>>
>>80308638
>You too. We are closer than ever to crack the shill code on /tv/ by the mexican teens, discord warner shills and twitter shills.
Mexicans loved BvS.
>>
>>80316802
This. They are even in the movie.
>>
>>80306353
>guy is barely moving
>Gal with those movements
>guy still out acts here
>>
>>80316849
She's not an actress, Jon is a good actor. I don't know where your confusion stems from.
>>
>>80316779
I only ever saw it constrained to Tumblr, dropping Gal/WW from the UN promo was the first time I saw mainstream """news""" browbeat Gal for being the wrong kind of Jewish
>>
Males are just afraid to admit their comic book safespace us being taken over by funny, quirky girls
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>>80306353
>yfw have Jon Hamm's perfect aesthetics
>>
>>80316908
Girls are a myth created by the jews. Think for a second, have you ever met a girl in person?
>>
When does the trailer drop fellas?
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>>80306353
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>>80315648
>>80315549
Wally isn't a nigger anymore?
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>>80316908
>funny, quirky girls
how can i get one as a gf tho
>>
>>80317117
By visiting your nearest joann fabrics and finding the fat one with pink/purple hair
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>>80317068
the real wally (pre-flashpoint) was inside the speed force and escaped it, the nigger one still exists
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>>80316256
>dat Linda
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>>80317243
>the nigger one still exists
Bleh.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruu8CKFjkHc
>>
>>80306169
what movie
captcha related: barbare pomona
>>
They didn't show a full trailer at the awards
>>
the kid actress is better than Gadot
>>
>>80306769
We can't all be an ALPHA AS FUARK adult fan of super hero movies like you anon
>>
>>80317117
just go on tumblr and act like an asshole.
they all have daddy issues there.
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>>80307867
the disconnect between her actual figure and the titplate is so noticeable.
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>>80311310
You look fucking terrible.
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>>80315997
>THICC meme

Seriously?
>>
>>80314528
>be mental patient
>think WBs movies haven't been an embarrassment because DBZ
lad...
>>
>>80313936
Orange and blue are complementary colors. They overuse this contrast in media and advertising because it immediately catches the eye.
>>
>>80306353
>model with professionally deadpan face
>"she'd make a perfect actor!"
I want to punch reality in the daddy bag
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>>80306353
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>>80317864
Evangeline Lilly is so pretty
>>
>>80318241
Finngol detected
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>>80317864
>dat Hayley
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>>80306521
>>80306575

A AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHH

A HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
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>>80306353
I think she's hot lads...
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>>80308151
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>>80315997
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>>80306353
>this goblin lizard is supposed to headline a movie
>she was unintelligible for most of BvS
yikes.
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>>80318621
>tfw it's hard to find a woman like her in real life
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>>80309215
momma?
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>>80318692
full on damage control, lads
step back everyone, he's gonna blow
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>>80306353

i think ive seen that head shape somewhere before
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>>80306353
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>>80306353
What movie is this?
>>
>>80319234
Aliens
>>
>>80318980
Yes, I gonna blow your ass
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>>80319234
E.T
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>>80306774
I have another suggestion...
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>>80306305
Just
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>>80318621
how is she so qt?
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>>80320577
DC will never compete
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>>80320758
Fucking MCU killed off best girl just as DC ushers in the era of Wonder Skelly. Sad times we live in.
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>>80318809
This looks like it was filmed underwater.

Or is that just the filter?
>>
can someone explain to me if Disney/Marvel can pay reviewers/shills so easily why can't Warner Bros/DC? They need it way more than Marvel does. In fact, why would Disney/Marvel even spend all that money to pay for good reviews? People are going to see their movies anyway. Fucking Thor 2 even made 650 million with mediocre reviews and little hype.
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