>SImpson jokes you never got

Never got this one

>>80305009
>No, I was talking to my child, who is also named Bort.

>klu klux klam
what were they referencing?

The joke is that they didn't have Bart's name but they did have Bort, which isn't really a name. This is funny because it often feels like they don't have your name in places like this but they do have strange names you have never heard before.

The joke is then continued as the little boy and the man nearby are both in fact called Bort, confusing the situation even more.

Finally the joke is brought to its peak when an announcement comes over a loud speaker stating that they have sold out of Bort licence plates. This is funny as it shows how Bort is actually a very popular name in the Simpsons universe and Bart's disbelief/frustration was unfounded from the start.

Hope this helps.

>>80305009
>>80305026
It's a joke poking at the annoyance of not being able to find your name on souvenirs... not that complicated

>>80305402
none of that sounds funny at all.

S N E E D S

>>80305478
I find the best jokes are the ones you don't have to have explained to you.

Bort is also quite a funny name, imagine, being called Bort your whole life.

>>80305487
haha yeah

Bort means "away" in Swedish and Norwegian. It was a warning for people that went into Itchy and Scratchy Land.

>>80305536
haha true

>>80305299
KEK

>>80305009
The joke is that they sell out later in the episode because everyone Bort one of them

>>80305487
Chuck + Sneed = Cheed. See?

>Dead Bart

>>80305009
All the kids that survived an abortion attempt are called Bort

>>80305478
Classic Simpsons was one of the most cerebral shows ever to end up on network TV.

Actually, all of 90's adult animation fit that bill, from Beavis and Butthead's riffs on american pop culture to shows like Dr. Katz, The Critic, and Home Movies. It was a fucking incredible time to be watching TV.

My god, how we've fallen though.

>>80305026
>Never got this one

Then please die

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Homer = Poet (Odyssey, Iliad)
Bart = St Bartholomew (Apostle of JC, martyred on 9/11)
Lisa = Mona Lisa (Da Vinci, genius, gnostic)
Marge = Margery Kempe (14th century Christian mystic)
Maggie = Margaret of Antioch (early catholic cult)


>yfw the Simpsons is filled with some weird christian estotericsm that looks a lot like satanism/pagan gnosticism

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Why does Homer get high after putting pepper spray on his eggs?

>>80306066
Yahoo Serious was an Australian actor who was briefly successful in the 80s. The joke is that those words don't sound like they make sense as a sentence but they actually do.

>>80305800
kek, have a you

>>80306093
It was a shoutout to the South American Simpsons fanbase
Someone post some examples of what I mean, I don't have any saved.

>>80306111
i wonder how many got that when it aired
i'm guessing most were like lisa

>>80306111
I thought the joke was that his movies were so bad that no one wanted to see them, so the theater shut down because of poor business.

>>80306307
That as well, possibly. It works on multiple levels.

I never got

>"I just think they're neat!"

>So I says to Mable

Who's Mable and why is Bart talking to Lisa about her.

I always assumed it was a nod to some old tv show or movie.

>>80307139
She just thinks they're neat, it's as simple as that. They're a pretty mundane object, and not something people would usually think were neat.

>>80306093
UNA VELA

>>80305367

Yeah was this funny because it was a writer flub or something? Bart does not wear glasses.

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>>80305367
>>80307828
>Bart does not wear glasses.
Homer's an idiot.

>>80305711
actually lmaoed

>Really makes you think

>>80305026
People with odd names can never find their name on merchandise but you always find even odder names

>>80308280
Because when you feed feed to animals you chuck it so as well as being the bloke's name it's a description of what to do with seed

>>80305478
It's out of context.
It's execution is funnier.

does everyone ITT have autism

>>80308362
Yes, dubs confirm

>>80308362
haha jokes on you im' only pretending

>>80308280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au1He0_eCkw

If I ever have a kid, I'm calling it Bort.

>>80305711
lel

>>80305009
I still use bort on all kinds of accounts I have.

the joke is no one is names bort

>>80305458
>>80308302
I thought it meant abortion

>>80305009
We have this board every day

EVERY DAY
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>>80309547

>>80305536
I want to hug whoever wrote this post

>>80309547
What's not to get about that joke? Eating 64 slices of cheese is something only a slob would do.

>>80309796
bet he's scandinavian

>>80309547
64 slices is the maximum amount of slices you would have been able to render on a computer system at the time due to the limitations of 64 bit programming.

>>80309477
well yeah, u think /tv/ is ever gonna go away?

>>80308280
chuck's fuck and suck

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>>80306093
Ajajajaja

>>80309829
I'm an Englishman.

>>80310144
i dont get it

>>80310015

Also the fact that he had to do it overnight and didn't finish until the morning. Like a render.

>>80310144
How the fuck does that make sense v retard? The joke is Sneed owns it now because the name rhymes. Chucks feed and seed doesn't work. Go back to re dit you fucking mongoloid

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I don't get it

>>80309725
WO IST MEIN FISCHBRÖTCHEN

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>>80310015
You'd only need 7-bits to calculate 64 slices of cheese.

>>80310738
zebra is, for the purpose of this joke, at the end of the dictionary. as in, it's revealed in the end of the book, much like killers in crime books.

>>80310738
It's a non-sequitor.

>>80310738
It's just a word at the end of the dictionary

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I need some help with this one

>>80305026
I thought it was making fun of how eastern European names sound like western names if you fucked them up slightly

The Simpson was never good

Fight me

>now I know how Dean Rusk feels

Was he known for erectile dysfunction or something?

>>80311299
american sports teams have no loyalty to their city or fans, they will move to somewhere else in the country if they feel it's more profitable

moe was covering his lip movements so that in future showings of the episode, the new name of the team could be substituted more easily

>>80311299
reference to the season 3 episode where Lisa predicts the superbowl, they'd redub the teams on reruns

>>80311009
>>80311149
>>80311207
I don't get it

>>80310144
>>80310465
Chuck's Fuck and Suck
Sneed's Feed and Seed
if you mix them up it can be funny and a great way to get past censors
(notice how they're both Somebody's F and S?)

>>80311489
It's just a joke

>>80311507
Oh I get it. I get jokes.

>>80310465
The owner is Chuck Sneed.

The business was formerly just called Chuck's. Like Denny's.

He changed it to Sneed's Feed and Seed to be more descriptive.

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BORT?

>>80305650
Oh like abort in English?

>>80306080
They're actually named after matt groening's family

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I don't get this one.

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Well? What do they know now?

www.youtube.com/watchv=MKEUujz12S4