I have never seen any James Bond movie. Where do I start?

>>80300759

You start by never posting again.

>>80300759
Goldeneye

>>80300789
this

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>>80300759
Top 007 Tier
>Dr. No
>From Russia With Love
>Goldfinger
>The Spy Who Loved Me
>OHMSS
>Licence To Kill
>Casino Royale (2006)

Good Tier
>You Only Live Twice
>Live and Let Die
>The Living Daylights
>Goldeneye
>Skyfall

Mediocre/Average Tier
>Thunderball
>Man With the Golden Gun
>For Your Eyes Only
>World is Not Enough
>Quantum of Solace

Camp/Fun but Shit Tier
>Diamonds are Forever
>Moonraker
>Octopussy
>View to A Kill

Just Shit Tier
>Tomorrow Never Dies

Die Another Day Tier
>Die Another Day

>>80300759
i don't know maybe watch them in order for context you fucking idiot. Also i don't even know what kind of bait this is.. I don't even know if its possible to physically type out a post without having seen a Bond movie even if by mistake.

>>80300759

just watch them all chronologically you repulsive philistine

>>80300866
>Octopussy
Holy shit... Is that thing real?

>>80300866

I don't get the hate for DAD and especially TND, I love them both

also you miss Spectre

>>80300956
>also you miss Spectre

I am yet to see it.

>>80300876
>don't know maybe watch them in order for context you fucking idiot

Luckily the first 3 Bond films are 3 of the best ones they ever made.

Watch Goldfinger and Casino Royale and if you like those watch more.

>>80301003

well, don't expect too much of it, I'd say it's slightly better than QoS, definitely style over substance

>>80301188

Spectre seemed like three half-scripts pasted together end-to-end with minor edits to keep the same characters involved. It was godawful, boring and tedious.

I loved the shit out of Casino Royale and Skyfall, and I give QoS a pass because of the writer's strike effectively ruining it, but Spectre was shit. I didn't care about their attempt to tenuously string the plots of the previous three movies together and I didn't care whether Waltz's character was Blofeld. Nobody asked for serious continuity in Bond because this is what happens.