>tfw you will NEVER be Ryan Gosling
>>80299371
But thats ryan goslings face so it kinda defeats the point of your post lad
>>80299371
But I am Ryan Gosling.
>>80299371
this guy actually WAS him
>>80299371
>>80299487
I saw you at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told you how cool it was to meet you in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother you and ask him for photos or anything. You said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but you kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing your hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard you chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw you trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in your hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first you kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, you stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, you kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>80299371
>tfw you will NEVER be Ryan Gosling hanging out with best Emma
>>80299371
thank god
>>80299371
Requesting the story of anon who pretended to be Ryan Gosling for years.
>>80299371
real
human
bean
and a real hero
He is not that good looking. God damn you faggots are desperate and easy.
>>80300753
unsaged
Yes he is, and more importantly he has a personality and he doesnt give a fuck about you sageing fuck