Michael Fassbender filmed a movie outside my house

>>80295501
yell: YO FAGBENDER, FITE ME 1 ON 1

>>80295501
Use my sniper rifle

Inspect his huge dick

Scream "Magneto was right!"

>>80295501
"HEY WHERE THE BLACK WOMEN AT?"

where is this

>>80295501
Take a photo and make a thread on /tv.

"OILDRILLER!"

>>80295672
Oslo, Norway

Ask him why he beats women

>>80295501
Timestamp that location or thread ends

>>80295702
/our guy/

>>80295694
Oh shit, my little brother's buddy was suppose to be there as well. If you see a black rich teen it's him.

>Look out the window
>say to myself, "huh."
>go back to eating my breakfast cereal

>>80295749
WHADDUP, YA STINKING SUBHUMAN NIGGER?

>YOUR NAME HAS ASS IN IT

>not hanging outside and talking into being an extra

you're missing your shot to stardom OP, many a-listers began as extras

>>80295501
Trailer for the snowman fucking when?

>>80295764
huh wow

>>80295501

He's not handsome enough to motivate me to do anything other than post on /tv/ that he's outside. That's all.

>>80295501
>walk to window
>stop
>Michael Fassbender, one of the last great actors
>continue on my journey

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offer him a cigarette

> You were great in Hunger. Please read my script.

Press your asshole up against the window and scream

FUCK ME DADDY

Everytime they try to start the scene you should just shout ffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggooooooot

I would leave them alone

They are all just disturbed people

Invite him for tea

>open window
>turn on shop vac

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OFFER HIM MY PRECIOUS WHEAT

>>80295501
More like Mikhail Assbender

>>80295501
Make him eat some eggs

Block his path doing an Assassin's Creed stance

>>80297257
>Assassin's Creed stance

there's no such stance, muh goat

>>80295793
U mad white boi?

>>80295749
Is your little brother black or not black?

Rape him tbqh

make loud fart sounds with each step he takes

>>80295501
Stick bum out window and

*BRAAAAAAAAAP*

What else?

>>80295509
Why is this post so underrated? I had a great laugh

>>80295501
You're a lying piece of shit. You got the pic from facebook..

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/100138091.html

>>80299870
Nope, I live in the neightbor they filmed in. That is literally outside my appartment in Boler, Oslo. The picture is not mine though, you're right about that

Run up to him like a rabid fangirl begging for his autograph then blog about how much of an asshole he is when he ignores you.

>>80299990

He's not really handsome so I don't care about him. Are there young and handsome actors in the scene being filmed outside your apartment?

>>80295501
move.