>The names Bond, James Bond

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>Bond

>>80294873
>Irish bond
ree
>>80294883
>classic bond
reeee

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>bond

>>80294921
>>Irish bond

>still pretending Irish and british are somehow different

too bad he tanked his career playing Magnetman in a shitty soft reboot

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>Mr Bond

>>80294971

all his X-movies have been successful even Apocalypse though.

if anything tanked his career it was AssCreed

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>Bond

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>Bond, Jane Bond

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>Bond

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Always and forever.

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>Do you expect me to talk first, do you talk first?

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>James Bond, Secret Intelligence Service

>>80295061
>>80295045
>mfw feminists get it in to their head the idea of making James Bond a black woman so they can ruin a patriarchal franchise

>>80294930
Bhond*

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The only correct answer.

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>Bond

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>The names Bond, Jamal Bond

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The names bond.

Now lick my feet slave.

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>Bond...James Bond

>>80295200
This would be great but i feel like it will never happen.

I think craig's bond has made it the norm that he has to be very physical, which cavill can do for sure and he really looks the part.

Almost to perfect to be chosen.

>>80295176
>>mfw feminists get it in to their head

they should get some recipes in there along with the ability to understand Master and Commander

>>80295307
Names- *scratches forehead and looks off into the distance- bond. J-j.jimmy Bond! *awkwardly looks at the ground with a slight smirk*

>>80295295
literally perfection

>>80294873
Cuck Bond, license to trust women, unconditionally.

>>80295295
Imagine it was this, and instead of he mandatory "bond with shirt off scene" it was emma putting on some black lingerie with a gun in the garter, muh dick.

>>80294921
Pierce Brendan Brosnan
16 May 1953 (age 63)
Drogheda, County Louth, Ireland

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Bond?

>>80295328
Mainly because that's a model and not an actor.

>>80295396
He'd actually be a good bad guy

>>80295200
>>80295328

I really liked him in Man from UNCLE, will sadly never get a sequel.

Look, it's gonna be Rupert Grint

Accept it

>>80295401
He's great in the man from uncle though, he's basically bond lite

>>80295253
I hate niggers but this is the right choice

>>80295415
Name's Bond. James Bond's icecream truck at your service.

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Pic related (James Norton) is my choice

>>80294873
Strong choice, but I would have liked to have see him get the part when he was a bit younger. Still solid though.
>>80295200
Complete dud of an actor and way too much of a conventional pretty boy to play a cold blooded killer like Bond. You might as well pick Liam Helmsworth or some shit.

>>80294873
>irish/german
>bond
Literally, unironically kill yourseld right this fucking instant

>>80295439
Not really, he should be modelling for CK or some shit, not embarrassing himself on camera.

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>My name is Bond

>>80295519
Did you just assume Xer's code name?

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>>80295474
He's a very handsome guy, but not a "pretty boy"

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>>80295344

I'm hard already

>>80295253
>>80295456
Better than the fucking Irishman for sure

>nigger playing bond

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>>80295560
He is jacked but without the beard he has a completely standard male model type look. Big budget capeshit hero films where he doesn't need to act are perfect for him. There is no way he has the skill or depth to pull off a character like Bond though.

>>80295574
The fuck's wrong with his mouth?

>>80295474
yeah, because all pre-Craig Bonds weren't conventional pretty boys

this

>>80295489
>>80295392

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>>80295691

It's been perfectly designed and streamlined for cock sucking

>>80295731
>Pierce Brosnan
Exactly why a mick cannot be trusted with the franchise

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>>80295691
my penis isnt in it

unironically Idris Elba

>>80295412
Why not? Did it not do well?

>>80295861
>>80295736
kek
How many times have you fapped to Jupiter Ascending?

>>80295681
Have you seen him in UNCLE though?

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WE

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>Bond, James Bond

>>80295574
>>80295736
this human duck hibrid is disgusting

>>80295901

Nope, pretty much flopped

>>80294921
and so was Brosnan, Dalton was Welsh and Moore and Craig are English, if you're talking realism then Connery was the only acceptable Bond

Fassbender, Cavill, Elba and Hardy would all make passable bonds
Redmayne doesn't have the right masculinity to play bond
but the correct answer is there isn't a perfect actor at the moment that is of the right age for studios to invest a few films on
Elba is the closest thing we have
I think Americans shouldn't play Bond because he disagrees with their attitudes so much in the books

>>80295328
Craig making the role quite physical has to be the worst thing to have happened to the series

Personally I would make a close to the books ageing bond with Dominic West starting from Thunderball and have him retire at the end of golden gun
Then reboot it with someone in the future and make the books up to Goldfinger

>>80295253
I'd love to see him in something Bond-style, but just make him 008 or something to sidestep the entire issue.

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The name's Sound. Nootka Sound.

>>80295396
Yea the scheming cunt from GoT, we totally need him, hes so hot right now.

fuck off

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>>80295713
They either were older looking men who had a seasoned and distinguished look (Brosnan, Moore, Connery etc) or outright weird looking (Craig, Dalton etc). Cavill looks like a Hollister model. Also, he's a shit actor.

>>80295952
Sad to hear. Very underappreciated

>>80296010
>Bronsnan
>Moore
>seasoned

>Dalton
>weird

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>>80296010
>Dalton
>weird
Check your eyes, boy.

>>80296010
What the fuck is weird about Dalton? He is totally into that first category.

I would even defend that Craig is too, but that's beside the point now. But Dalton?

>>80296066
>Now who wants some candy..?

>>80296010

>Moore's Bond solved the energy crisis and went to space
>A "pretty" assassin is just too unbelievable for this franchise

>>80295200
he looks like archer

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>>80296069
Moore looked like a skinny older man when he played bond
https://youtu.be/KFOOjYU16KE
>>80296066
Dalton was straight up weird looking. Craig has an extremely unconventional face.

Cavill probably could have been an OK choice 40 years ago when Bond was more one dimensional as a character but he wouldn't be able to match the range and complexity which modern Bonds like Craig brought to the role. The series would have to regress back to Goldeneye style Bond films to match his acting style, which wouldn't really play in this day and age.

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>>80294921
>Born in Germany
>Irish

Is he 'Irish' like all of the obese Americans who claim to be 'Irish'

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>Yo, de namez de'bond, wazzup?

>>80296100
>Moore's Bond solved the energy crisis and went to space
That's what I'm saying though. That kind of stuff doesn't work in 2017. The Bond franchise has moved away from the one note performances, the gadgets, the outlandish plots etc. Cavill as Bond would be a step back in that direction. They need to pick someone with actual emotional depth as an actor for the franchise to continue to make sense in modern times.

>>80296470
A saga of vintage traditional Bond hijinks in the Cold War Era would be refreshing as fuck.

Plus the 2010s have had nothing but nostalgia boners foe all things pre-90s

>>80295681
lol what happened to his hairline? fucking hairlets

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>bond

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>15 years too early

>>80296357
>modern Bonds like Craig
you mean Craig Bond period

>>80295253
New story arch would have to include him impregnating every Bond girl and abandoning the children.

Then complaining about Child Support Payments

Tyler Perry in the writer's room when?

>>80296544
is this shopped? it looks shopped, but you can never be sure with her

>>80295952
really? i never looked into it but i actually liked that movie.. thought it did ok.


Budget $75 million[3]
Box office $109.8 million[4]

ouch

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>>80296561

>>80296357
Yeah I can see how he looks weird in that shitty photoshop. Other than that he's almost exactly the same type of guy as Brosnan, with a bit more widow's peak.

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>So today I'll be reviewing this Martini

>>80295868
>>80295955
> elba

Make your own franchise you dirty niggers

>>80296770
jesus fucking christ

>>80296631

You tried.

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>>80296654
its real

>>80296685
I think because nobody really knew what it was, and it was encompassed by several blockbusters that year, so it was easily overshadowed.

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>>80296770

>>80296772

You're literally being trolled by white surburban teens.

>>80296814
is she a competitive powerlifter?

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>>80296881
yes

>James Bond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US3mrcCF5vM

>>80295396
He's got the Connery accent down

>>80295939
>cast me as Bond or I will join ISIS

>>80296936
jesus, look at the size of that wrist
did she go overboard with HGH before she stopped growing?

>>80295681
>depth
>Bond

u wot m8

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>>80294873
THE KING OF THIS BOARD

>>80295456
Agreed

This is the one time where blackwashing could be acceptable because he really would fit the part

>>80295396
"the names band...jemmes band"

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Names Bond, mate...
James FACKIN Bond

>>80298465
>>80295253
>>80295456

>DUDE I LYNCH NIGGERS ALL DAY EVERYDAY BUT I LOVE IDRIS ELBA

could you be any more obvious, samefag?

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C'mon guys, these dudes are fucking amateurs. Prepare for the actor who will transform Bond into pure, unadulterated kino

>>80295104

the only black wash I wouldn't ever get mad about.

>>80298859
moneypenny you propa nawty slag

>>80294991
Spot on

>>80295994
cool your head sir

>>80294991
Iudica