Medical Examiner says they OD’d on some new narcotic called

the kid had taken a dope made from ice, shrooms, and detergent. on the street they call it 'a 7/11 slurpee'.

You tellin' me it's like gettin' your dick hard with tabasco sauce?

there isn't much point to making up fake SVU quotes. The real quotes are funnier.

Did you guys see the gamer gate episode? Iced tea reads Kotaku apparently.

What ever happened to detective stabler? He would rough up the "sketchy guy that turns out to be innocent" every week and he never got charged for it.

>>80296304
All of that ends up catching up to him, when IAB wants to launch an investigation, after a shootout where he was actually innocent.

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>>80296380
every fucking time

This shit is why I could never get into shows like Law and Order. They try so hard to be dramatic with the crimes that they end up being a parody of themselves and even fake lines like these are believable

>>80296491
I'm confused, isn't that the perfect reason to get into it? SVU was fucking camp cop show kino

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>>80296445
Steven Seagal cameo?

>>80296491
The early episodes of law and order vanilla are 'realistic' and as a bonus for /pol/ politically neutral.

They also have some interesting legal issues, like one where someone was arguably justified in committing murder but they prosecute her anyway because they don't want a case law precedent.

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dude alcoholism lmao

>>80296491
the quotes arent fake bro