Patient's got swollen joints, I think it's Sarcoidosis.

DO AN MRI
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HOLD ON

HIS PEE IS GREEN

>>80290669

I'd think that too, if I were a moron. Go swab his left knee.

I FINK IDS AUTOIMMIOUN

>>80290669
Nope. It's Lupus.

the patient is bleeding from his rectum

>>80290669
She needs a digital mammogram, stat! No time to call a nurse

HE'S SWEATING BLOOD

It's cancer. Ship the patient to Wilson.

>But House, he is bleeding from his eyes and has stigmata!

>yes, very good, HOWEVER

wait for the biopsy to confirm

in the mean time, where's chase?

This is obviously a case of OP licking his cum off his hands too much. Cut off his twig & berries, run a DNA test on the parents to make sure they're now sterile. I'll be in my office hard lining oxy off a strippers ass if you need me. Don't need me.

His liver is shot. He's going to need a transplant.

>>80291726
*stares*

>>80291738
Nut up or shutup Talb.

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>>80290779
His immune system is already fried if you put him under an MRI the radiation will kill him House.

>>80291814
And if we don't put him under the MRI and it is his kidneys he'll die sooner rather than later

>>80291855
Shut the hell up Chase. I knew the idea was bad, I was trying to see if you would kiss my ass.

Check his home for toxins

I don't know he won't pick up

>>80291814
Isn't this from that episode where the guy with HIV coughed blood on her and everyone was concerned that she might have it?

>>80291946
yeah she also bangs chase and then gets mad at him for it

>>80291754
Was it something I said?

>broken hand
>better break into his house

>>80292120
>Leaking pus from his anus
Better break into his house!

>>80291814
>radiation
>MRI

>Leaking pus from his house
Better break into his anus!

Anyone else remember that episode where the braindead comatose burn victim is convulsing, and it turns out to be an orgasm (Cameron diagnoses), which lead them to realize his nervous system was recovering?

>>80292417
what about that episode where the guy has amnesia and mimics the most dominant personality in the room?

he was a good friend

Differential diagnosis for believing in monogamy

You're late, Taub.

>>80292293
>electromagnetic RADIATION

I'm going to need you to lie still.

Cuddy

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Did he deserve it?

>>80290669
Pump him full of anti inflammatory steroids

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>>80292274
kidneys are failing, what now?

>>80292293
>what are ionized particles in a strong magnetic field

>>80292646
Shroom tea from India, I can read in Indian you know?!

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>>80291728
I might need to sex up Cuddy to get that approved.
Fight the power!

HEY WILSON I'M GONNA CUT A CRIPPLE'S EYE OUT WANNA SEE IT

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>its a Chase's dad thinks it Sarcoidosis again episode

We need a liver biopsy

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>It's a Wilson episode

>>80294288
FULL SPECTRUM ANTIBIOTICS

>patients eyes turn yellow
>HE'S JAUNDICE - HIS LIVER'S FAILING

So we all agree he should've just gotten the amputation instead of keeping the leg and becoming a vicodin addict right?

>>80291695
>In his voice

>>80294288
It's a Wilson Has Cancer episode

>>80294347
we need to intubate

>>80293890
Yea fuck 'im

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ITS CORTISONE REDUCTASE DEFICIENCY

Been rewatching the series. How do you guys think season 8 would've been if Cuddy stayed?

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>It's an /ss/ episode

>>80294347
He really likes his leg

he isnt responding to drugs house

its lupus

>>80294272
the patients refusing a biopsy

>>80294498
Lets hope that overdose of vitamin C works

>patient signed a DNR
>resuscitate him anyway

>>80294549
Break into his house

>>80291211
underrated post

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>>80294498
start chelation

>that episode where House brought a gun to work
>that scene where Chase called a patient a nigger

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>>80294288
Don't wait for me tonight

It's too late, we're beginning surgery

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>It's Wilson's disease

>that episode where we find out none of the patients could actually afford the hospital bills since they live in freedomland and they all became homeless and died a week after

best episode?

>>80294735

No reason

>>80294735
I like Detox.

>>80292033
Her entire character summed up in one sentence

>that episode with the chess kid that jumps on the docs and starts pissing on the floor

>>80294425
lmfao

>>80294794
Broken legitimately got to me. I've always had a fear of eventually being locked up in a mental asylum and have had recurring nightmares about it. That episode was a perfect visualisation of that.

>>80290669
HE READS REAL FAST
HE'S GOOD AT SCIENCE AND MATH
BLACK DOCTOR!

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>patient hospitalized, lying in bed
>doctors arguing what's going on with him
>patient suddenly starts puking blood/screaming/shitting like he's about to die
>*insert commercial break*
>patient is under control, meeting with the whole crew of doctors in the room
>House comes in and throws quips around until he proposes some ridiculous controverse treatment
>"no no House you're a drugged up madman, you can't do that!"
>turns out he was right all the time

and throw in some episodes every now and then where the actual characters are in life danger and boom wow amazing show guys, go make 53 seasons

>>80291814
Do it or you're fired.

Seizures must mean Wilson's disease

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DESERVED IT
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>>80294927

You defied authority, you're rehired

>>80290669
Quick, do a biopsy* of the patients house.

*biopsy is doctor for breaking and entering

>Foreman's brain is reversed
>Nothing happens

CUDDY AND I HAD SEX

>>80294445
our guy

>tfw season 5 ending is my head cannon ending

>>80290669
Dey got swollen lipz too bruh bruh namsayin

>>80295021
>Foreman is turned into a righty lefty retard who can't even figure even cope with spacial awareness.
>All better two episodes letter.

he's got watermelononosis

This underage teenager obviously has a tick near her vagina, and only a genius diagnostician can prove it

>>80295152
He just got some flash cards and studied hard. good character development

>>80290669
You spend about a year learning and training JUST how to diagnose shit properly at medical school. Good luck getting that across to the viewers.

>it's House hallucinates episode
>it's also the season finale

>>80295210
>>it's also the season finale
It's one of those shows that always did well with those. They are always among the best episodes of the season

>>80294979
>chase became the new house, highly skilled without house drug addiction.
>Foreman became the Dean of Medicine.
...
>Cameron ? She became an attending physician in the Emergency Room, I guess.

What the writers mean by this ?

Was it

>>80294425
>this vexes me.

gets me every time.

>You'll never play doctor with Park

;_;

>>80290669
>hey take this medicine that works better for black people
>i wont take no racist drug
>ok i give you white man drug
>foreman comes
>hey why did you not give black man drug for black people??
>he didnt want it
>since when do you listen to people
>ok i lied i gave him black man drug
>wow, typical white man

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Good... just like Lupus boy when you start him on Prednisone.

>>80294288
Be not afraid.

>it's a House plays air guitar to some dadrock with his walking stick episode

>>80295435
I'm a big guy uuuu and i have a cane get outta my way

>>80292033
>>80294821
She doesn't get mad at him for it. She enjoyed it; Chase sneaks her a pick me up from the place where they keep pills, and then they have this exchange:

CAMERON: Why are you so calm?
CHASE: Not coming off meth helps. Last night probably shouldn't happen again.
CAMERON: Do you think I want it to?
[PAUSE]
CHASE: When two people have had sex, unless it sucks, if they can do it again, they're gonna do it again. And that's when things get complicated.
And it didn't suck.

And then Cameron has a half-smile on her face.

She's really not as bad a character as people make out.

>>80291946
Why was this such an issue? Can't you take post-exposure prophylaxis?
I mean admittedly you'd be worried that it's not 100% effective, but wasn't she waiting on a blood test rather than taking anything to prevent infection?

>>80295563
The doctor she sees after the commercial break tells her to take post-exposure prophylaxis. That sure as hell wouldn't assuage my worries, man.

>>80294425
Cameron looks so hot in the "that's bad!" photo.

>>80295616
>tells her to take post-exposure prophylaxis.
Must've missed it. I'm glad they addressed that then, I thought the show ignored that option and was making drama where there didn't necessarily need to be any.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcQsD0HU0SY

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Could be vasculitis

>>80295785
Goddamn the page automatically updated and I immediately read it in his voice.

>>80290669
>why are you in jail? You had no priors,you didn't hurt anyone...
>It's cause the writers said so

>>80295422
kek

>>80292646
>That LIGHT BUBBLE is emitting electromagnetic RADIATION and IT'S GONNA KILL US ALL
This is how retarded you sound

>>80290669
did he fuck blonde Jennifer Morrison?

>>80295874
*BULB
damn

>>80295811
Could've been Wilson being all "muh broken wrist"

>>80295804
BP is normal, I think it's paraneoplastic syndrome.

>>80295422
Actually Foreman first prescribed him the black man medicine. Then black man came back and House saw him, telling House he didn't fill out that "oreo's prescription." House brow beats him, before "relenting." Foreman gets in House's shit for going over his head, as Foreman thought House gave the guy the drug that's not as effective for black people. House finally admits to Foreman he lied, which doesn't sit well with Foreman because House should've just been honest in the first place.

There's also the whole Tuskegee fiasco.

Okay.. Issue a hamburger test.

CUDDY AND I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT

I remember being dissapointed by season 6 since I expected the whole thing to take place in the mental hospital

still the intro with No Surprises was good

i never got tired of that bit

black doctor, go rob this patient's house to find the cause of their illness
>smdh just cus i'm black ain't mean i'm some criminal
yeah you are you're literally a tatted up ex con
>shiieeeeet

>that episode where chase fucks a child cancer patient
did they go too far?

>>80296348
She was dying, c'mon now.

>>80294874
I was in a mental hospital for 2 weeks. desu it wasn't that bad.

>>80290669
Legit curious. Is the hardest part of being a doctor analyzing what sickness a patient has or treating them? I've only ever had a fever so I wouldn't know. I thought you just go to a doctor and he'll decide what pills to take or if we need to be opened up.

>>80296348
I was like, fair enough, she's dying, but making her do anal was over the line

>>80295547
yes she is. she does things don't make sense because of her horribly sense of morality.

Was it ever lupus?

>>80296550
Yeah, that one magician actually had it.

>>80296475
It's not as difficult as you may think. Else you'd hear stories all the time about misdiagnoses. You eliminate possible causes and possibilities right away.

Let's say you came in with a fever. Medical assistant takes your temperature, weight, are you sexually active, etc. Writes it down. If you weren't sexually active, we can do away with the possibility you caught something during coitus. Anyone in your family sick? No? You probably didn't get it at home. Spending a lot of time in the woods lately? Could be fungal. Has it been 100+ degrees lately? Must be a thermophile. This all happens very fast.

>>80296546
Like what?

THAT'S THE POINT

I COULDN'T FIT MY LEG INTO CUDDY'S ASS

>>80296576
bbbut everybody lies.

>>80296550

Lupus being suggested and it never being lupus was pretty much a running joke. I think it was lupus once during the whole show.

>it's a "the team makes several wrong diagnoses before house arrives at the correct diagnosis coincidentally and then acts smug about it" episode

>>80292646
Isn't harmful at all.

X-ray and CAT-scan are however. That's why your dentist leaves the room when they take pictures of your teeth.

>it's a Cuddy and House finally get together episode
>the next episode is a House and Cuddy break up episode

>>80296897
Hate getting my testicles irradiated at the dentist.

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I hate that Wildefu, Cuddy and Masters left

Thirteen and Chase was endgame. They were so hot and cool. I loved the "After Hours" about everyone after their shifts.

Pure Housekino, Taub stalking a stripper and almost getting executed at the parking lot.

>tfw based indian man left for the White House

Remember when he was just eating cereal after that bitch died, not giving a fuck

>>80297283
Yeah that was weird. Why did Cuddy leave, by the way? I stopped watching before the final season.

>>80297404
Fox didn't give her enough money, so she bailed.

>>80297283
His death felt so out of place, would of at least made sense if he was actually murdered like House originally thought.

>>80291666
ITS LUCIUS THIS TIME, (in a dismissive tone) HOUSE!

>>80297473
But then the episode would be completely forgettable. Some people just off themselves, and we never know why. Most of the episode has House looking at photos of Kal Penn's character smiling, and the final shot of the episode is a photo of him not smiling, indicating there was something wrong nobody knew.

>>80294427
Still not good, they ran out of steam after season 5 and House's arc was essentially over once he admitted to himself and the rest of the world that he needed help. S5 finale was stellar but I guess they could've also had season 6's first episode as a sort of epilogue.

>>80293890
He was a Sith Lord

>>80295210
Cuddy stripping on a dancepole was the last non hardcore porn i jerked off to. That was at least 10 years ago.

>>80295163
And after I remove it I will place it in a random pill bottle without telling anyone.

I'm watching my soapies

>>80292293

MRI is short for NMRI or nuclear magnetic resonance imagery you idiot

Season 6 is nowhere near bad. The cases were pretty good and the Chase/Dybala arc was great. Season 7 had Masters and the 13/House road trip episode that sitting through the season worth it.

Cuddy was an awful throughout. I dont know how Lisa Edelstein stayed for so long

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could they get away with this today?

>>80298775

What were they trying to achieve with this character?

>>80298813
appeal to my dick

>>80298712
I'll give you the Dybala arc and House/13 roadtrip episode, but Masters was awful.

>>80290669
I will forever miss this show. Even at its worst moments it was one of the best shows ever made.

>>80293890
>>80297849
He's too dangerous to be kept alive

>>80294896
underrated

>>80294425
LMFAO

>>80295811
Hmmm, i'm not a lawman, but isn't destroying a house while endangering the inhabitants a serious crime ?

>>80296650
Who the fuck would waste a trip to the doctor and pay money to see that faggot just to lie about the way they're feeling?

>>>/a/154440965
get in there

>>80291911

So much B&E on this show

Who knew that Chase was a trained neo-natal surgeon?

>>80298935

I liked her because stories like hers should've happened a lot more. Episodes where House gets help from specialists or interacts with former members of his team pre-season 1 should have happened. Actually, its a shame they stopped mentioning how House was pre-season 1 once Stacy left.

>>80295258
I'm still surprised Chase managed to be brought back after being shafted to the side during season 4 and 5

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>House ended 5 years ago

>>80295718
Mad TV spoofs were always so much better than SNL spoofs

>>80299718
Was Jennifer always this buff?
The pilot for OUAT is the first time I've noticed she works out

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>>80299819
She's a fit girl.

Still think the show did a poor job explaining just how dangerous it is take Vicodin like he did.

>>80299919

If the show actually showed what happens to painkiller addicts in reality then we wouldn't like House's character anymore and you also wouldn't believe it then when he was able to function as a doctor.

>>80300041

Then they should've started him on Oxy or mentioned that it didnt work for him, had have more breakdowns, have him try more things like they did way later in the series.

>>80299919
>>80300041
>>80300130

The mental side effects, views by his peers, and personality was OKAY-ISH for TV tie. But I wish there was a story arch where was in actual medical danger because of pain killer abuse. Would of been cool to see House scam some dying patient into giving him their kidneys and liver.

>>80300225

He almost did if I remember correctly. There's a small plot line where people think House is dying but it's only because he wants to scam some more drugs or something *can't remember the specifics)

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Which three doctors would you have picked from the season 4 "competition"?

>>80300283
the ones that aren't a sleazy kike

>>80300225
>>80300265

He tried to get himself into a treatment by pretending that he had a brain tumour or something. It was pretty great.

>>80300283


Cut throat bitch
Indian boy
Old man who's not a doctor

>spend all their time chasing all sorts of random obscure possibilities

In reality everyone would just get started on vanc/zosyn

>>80300283
better yet

which three of all the teams would you pick

>>80300325
this guy gets it

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>>80296327
lel I remember that episode.

>OH BECAUSE I'M BLACK IM A CRIMINAL NOW HUH HOUSE
>Calm down dude. Before I ever hired any of you I looked extensively into your pasts. I know that you used to break into places as a kid with your brother, I'm just saying you might know how to do it given this past experience.....
>Oh... I mean yeah I know how to and stuff... I'll go ahead and do it, House. But seriously stop assuming I'm a former criminal!

>>80294425
Lol "he needs mouse bites to live". That tickled my fancy.

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>>80299718
>>80299857
>>80299881


hngggg

>>80299881
>she will never divorce you for making the world a better place

>>80294735

>best episode
>choosing anything other than three stories

>>80300371

Foreman
Cameron
Chase

You just can't beat their dynamic with House. f I could have a forth, it would be Masters purely for Cameron trying to be protective and then slowly realising that she actually believes in House's methods.

>>80294347
In the episode where the building collpases and he loses a patient after amputating their leg, he admits to her he wished he just amputated.

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>>80296348
How did they get away with him kissing her? If you walked up to a random child on the street and kissed them like that you'd be getting raped by jamal and jaykwon by the end of the night in the pokey.

>>80300325
>Cut throat bitch

She could've brought so much to the story instead of Taub and 13. Still bummed she didnt join the team after Kutner died

>>80298935
Masters was hot. Better than farting azn girl doctor.

>>80299718
Are her and Chloe workout buddies?

>takes place in a teaching hospital
>gets all the extremely interesting cases
>isn't a teaching service with residents/students

Explain this bullshit. Non-teaching service is always for the boring stuff. Teaching service always gets the more interesting things, in order for people to learn.

>>80295152
>>80295021
>He is later shown doing fucking BRAIN SURGERY

>>80300597
but he's handsome, I don't see any problem

>>>/a/154451777

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>>80300318
That was nothing to do with his health. He pretended he have brain cancer, was terminal, and depressed just so they would give him mood altering psychedelic "cool drug" for free

>>80300225
I usd to abuse vicodin and then percocet a lot. My teen years throughout my early twenties to mid twenties. I also drank alcohol a lot. I still drink alcohol a lot. At this moment in time my liver is still fine. Just had full blood work done in the hospital a few weeks ago. It all depends on your individual tolerance. Some people take a regular dose of acetaminophen and go into full on liver failure. Others eat percocet like candy and comeout relatively unscathed.

>>80300597

Fro some reason tv shows in the mid-00's had a way of slipping things through. Just like how Tina Fey got away with using what are considered to be slurs now like "queer" and "homo" and the one scene of Pete fucking his wife from his POV.

My favourite thing from season 5 (I'll paraphrase):

House: I need oral
Cameron: I need to make a phone call
House: That will be pretty hard to do with your mouth full

Wtf happened on the last couple of seasons? I couldn't watch after the asian prodigy doctor came along and ruined the show

>>80300675
Oh, of course. How could I forget? Just like it's only sexual harassment if you're ugly.

>>80300659

Theres no way House would allow residents and interns to shadow the team

>>80300782
I stopped watching after they kept doing that "I'm an edgy bisexual racemixer who is so emotionally damaged that I need to fuck the pain away every night" bullshit with the Olivia Wilde character.

>>80300760

By Tina Fey I mean 30 Rock

>>80300710
>Being angry that a woman you would have never spoken to in your life is dating a man who isn't you

diagnosing with autism.

>that episode where they have a film crew follow them around cause of a operation or something on a guy that they are gonna do

>'Let's walk down a hallway, it gives the viewers the impression of going forward"

is that true or what the fuck

>>80295258
>foreman was blacklisted for nuking a patient prematurely (and doing it again)
>can't even get hired by another hospital as a normal doctor
>becomes Dean of Medicine within five years

Okay.

>>80300760
Lol. A mini golden age in television.

>>80300847
I hate the "television crew follows around the characters" trope more than any other shit in television. When a show does that you know they have jumped the proverbial shark. The only time it was ever done right was in Homicide: Life on the Street

>>80294896
fucking this

Reminder that Kutner was the guy who doled out the most correct diagnoses and his speciality was fucking "sports medicine"

>>80300847
>is that true or what the fuck

Track their movements in the show. They almost always walk in semi-circles, to/from elevators or even past his office. 30 Rock parodied it once.

>>80300710
Is that sucre from prison break?

>>80300980

You're thinking of Chase. He did have the highest average though. Did Cameron ever solve anything apart from saving Foreman?

>>80300659
House's team is supposed to be learning from him.

>>80301084
Yeah, but his team is made of fellows. You'd certainly have residents and interns on cases like this in a teaching hospital

>>80300796
Teaching hospital with interesting/unique cases. They sure as shit would have these patients on a teaching service.

>>80301033
Chase was an intensivist.

>>80301126
Houses cases are usually extremely ill and close to death, there's no time trying to teach anyone, and since they spend most of the time just throwing stuff on the Wall until something sticks coupled with questionable ethical and legal decisions it seems natural that the Dean keeps students away from diagnostics.

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>>80298695
>this acronym is short for this other acronym that is short for the actual name
What did the medical community mean by this?

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>>80299643
>House hires the nigger only because he used to rob houses

It was a different time

>>80300997
obviously

>>80300325
Old man who's not a doctor can't treat patients or practice medicine in general so he's almost completely useless

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Time for the OFFICIAL DOCTOR POWER RANKINGS

1. Chase
2. Taub
3. Kutner
4. Masters
5. Cameron
6. 13
7. Park
8. That other one I forgot the name
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.
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900001. Foreman

>>80301429

>someone who has vast knowledge of medicine history is completely useless because he can't put a catheter in a druggy

that's what kutner and cut throat bitch are for. House and not a Dr would be the brains behind the group while the other two did the leg work

>>80300283
Amber
Big Love
Kutner

>>80300371
Chase
Kutner
Amber

>>80301543
>Big Love
awful taste

>>80301543

>big love

I'll shit down your throat if you spout some stupid shit like that again

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>>80294735
Other than usual anserws, this one was pretty kino

>>80301543
>Big Love

I dig Edi Gathegi but c'mon. There was nothing to him past him being a mormon single dad.

>>80294735

Wilson's Heart/Wilson's Brain

How is this even debatable

>>80291084
Wrong. It's Bosco.

>>80301497
the only one you got right is my nigga Chase

>>80297014
>Pure Housekino, Taub stalking a stripper and almost getting executed at the parking lot.

wtf? when did this happen?

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>>80295718
Those were the good old days. I remember staying up late as a kid to catch the episodes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvFqEqbO5OE

>>80302118
end of 7th season

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>>80302134
>That Cristina Yang

Spot on

>>80294896
And yet it's still the greatest medical drama of all time

>>80294735
Euphoria (Parts 1 & 2) are my favorite.

when Foreman was facing his own death it really got to me. Also I really love Chi McBride.

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>he didn't relax his anus

>>80294735
Three Stories

Do a brain biopsy

>>80290669
remind me, is it before the second or third commercial break the patient unexpectedly gets worse because we were wrong the first time?

also check if it's lupus

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>>80290669
How did he become so likeable/good/deep? How did he go from the worst to top 3?

If someone asks me on how to write a complete character I can say watch Chase in Dr House

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>>80299718
BRING IT ON

>"its cancer"
>nope
>"do some tests"
>"..."
>"its polio"
>nope
>*asspull*
>"its cancer"
>yup
>*smug quips*
>credits

>>80300283
>people actually like Amber
What the fuck, she was by far the worst student

>>80290669
>Patient's got swollen joints

Let's Blaze y'all yah hearmehhhhh !!!!!

>>80302633
Are brain biopsies an ordinary procedure like they make it look in the show. Almost every pacient does one. I would think drilling in peoples brain is somewhat risky.

>>80302633
>Patient walks in with a mild headache
>House: "Get me a brain biopsy"
>Cuddy: "HE JUST HAS A HEADACHE YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOUSE."
>House: "You are a fag but you've got nice tits"
>Cuddy: "I see your point. Go get that biopsy, Tiger."
>comes back positive for brain cancer
>credits roll

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>>80294896

>>80292293
>>80291814
>>80292646
>>80294079
>>80298695
MRI is non-invasive you fucking tools, it's not like CT or X-rays.
Learn 2 medicine you fucking faggots for christ's sake

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>The episode where House is dreaming and the patient's dick explodes from getting an erection.

>>80295258
Well she had a kid. Chase and Foreman end up doing great professionally, but not in the relationships department. It always struck me that 'Jennifer Morrison' was the only name accompanied by a non-medical picture during the opening titles. Guess she was the one meant to be happier in her personal life.

The medicine in this show is laughable.

>>80303593

i think you missed the point of the thread, pre-med.

>>80303711
According to the show's creator, the pictures in the opening don't have any hidden meaning. Only his, with his name on the neck instead of the head, which means that he's the "head" of the show, the brain behind it.

>>80295047
AND IT FELT SO GOOD

I have lupus and I really wish it was something else

>>80304027
I'm actually in med school but that's a little bit different in Hungary and I like House, it's just... I don't know man, I'm just stressed-out.

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>>80303966
>watching this show with my dad, a doctor
>He's calling them out on all the retarded testing and diagnoses the patient in the first 15 minutes
>mfw normies think this show is accurate and deep

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>>80304094
>and I really wish it was something else

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>it's a house gets filmed as part of a documentary and is on his worst behaviour to upset cuddy but the film crew just cut it all together to portray him like some bleeding heart hero doctor episode

>>80304218
Yeah, something that's actually fucking curable.

>>80304295
are your eyes purple

>>80304331
I don't get it

>>80301280
You made me laugh

>>80304385
read a book

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWQ0DYlgSmY

>>80304579
Kino

>>80304579

Can't beat the Hugh Blues.

>TFW you have a massive man crush on Hugh Laurie, used to watch him in Black Adder and the other Fry and Laurie shows.
>Everytime anyone wants to talk about him in a conversation it's always House.

>>80300782
I'm just rewatching season 8, and she is nowhere near a prodigy, in fact she is mostly wrong and just filler, nobody on the team respects her in the slightest.

>>80294288
>you are now aware based on Wilson's expected life expectancy he has been dead for years now

>>80304875
How long after Wilson died do you think House killed himself?

>>80300782
>prodigy doctor

The only prodigy was Masters. Still Park was still better than the hot doctor chick

>>80304922
>House is given a prodigy girl genius doctor to work with.
>He fucking destroys her within a season.

Why does Tumblr love this show?

>>80305036
why do you know tumblrs opinions

>>80305036
>destroys
he made her better

>>80303245
DUDE

>>80305089
Because it's a image sharing site where I've farmed a load of House reaction images.

>>80299718
damn, what her routine?

>>80296427
>>80294874
I work at a mental hospital, there are so gross patients that don't hygiene but he majority of the time its pretty chill. Mostly just manic bipolars off their meds. I honestly wouldnt mind being a patient, you get to say whatever you want and the people working their have to support you.

Forwarning to anyone that does get locked up in one, the dr is the only one making the calls so just pretend its all good with him for a couple days, sleep at night (we monitor when / how much they sleep) and you are out in less than a week. Seen some ppl who legit think they are jesus reincarnated get out in 2 days, granted they were back a week later but i was amazed they got out the first time.

>>80305243
you shouldn't do that. their gifs are the worst on the internet and still manage to have large filesizes

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>>80295258
Not everyone gets all the big jobs and she just wanted to live a peaceful life away from House or Chase.

She got that right at least.

>>80291211
Not many latin speaker on this forum.

>>80295993
>highroads him about tricking the guy into taking the right med despite breaking and entering patient's homes on House's behalf every episode
>turns it into muh black rights issue

man, fuck Foreman. he really is the worst character

>>80305036
>He fucking destroys her within a season.

No he didnt. She knew that if she stayed, he would have

>>80298886
Did it worked?

>One of the best diagnosticians in the world
>Only sees patients from New Jersey

Who feels like watching an episode of House?

>>80305476
I'd join a stream if you made one

>>80305444
this fucking faggot right here hasn't even seen the show

>>80305444
>you

>>80291695
>wait for the boipussy

What did house mean by this?

>>80293890
After what he did to Carrie Fisher?
Yeah, fuck himt
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjDd4hWny60

>>80305501

Around 80% of the patients are from NJ, 15% from the NY/CT and 5% from everywhere else,

Prove me wrong

>>80305782
oh so he sees patients from other places got it

>>80300842
>enjoying the fact that a well off woman is getting blacked

Diagnosis: Cuckolditus.
He needs 2 bullets stat!

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>it's a "just pretend she's totally super hot" episode

>>80296546
Yeah as opposed to the pillar of greatness that is Chase who killed a man because he heard second hand political bullshit from protestors.

>>80306328

That was Cameron's fault though

Reminder Taub was the best secondary character.

>>80304922
>Still Park was still better than the hot doctor chick
But there was nothing wrong with the hot doctor - she was there to be hot, and she was great at it.

>>80306083
What was the deal with her? Was she originally meant to join the main cast or something, but then suddenly changed her mind? There was no need for her to actually show up in the next episode.

>>80306929
Probably only for continuity purposes

>>80306929
From the perspective of the characters, she was actually too stupid to hire.

>>80306929
Just to trick peoples into believing she would be an important character in the future only to show she's not fit to be in the team.

Also to shock House about how he could decide with his dick on her case.

>>80294425

>you are a black man
>this vexes me

every time