>"....my Father joined the RAF to fight the Nazis, he went missing flying a mission over Hamburg and I haven't heard from him since"
Why did they even try to give him back story? Boohoo the German Luftwaffe shot your dad down during a war, was that supposed to make us care? All the characters in this movie were embarrassingly shitty
>>80286595
He's so ugly
The movie was Michael bay-tier capeshit
He was one of 3 or 4 characters with a backstory.
John C Reilly had the longest backstory with 2 lines
>>80286852
John was about the only person in the entire movie that can act.
>>80286883
This.
>>80286883
yet somehow underused
>>80286595
they should've killed the chick Weaver instead of Goodman. One less pointless shitty character, AND we still get the cool camera flash in the mist scene.
I could not tell you a single characters name from this.
>>80286912
>>80286921
Too bad it fucked with the film's atmosphere. I couldn't tell if I was watching a "serious" mosnter movie, or a comedy.
>>80286883
The acting wasn't bad, just shitty writing.
John C Reilly + Samuel "MOTHERFUCKER" L J were the only ones who were entertaining
>>80286653
Yeah. That's why he was banging your Tay Tay. Cause he's ugly. Cry into your cheetohs, Neckbeardiex, Gainer of Weight, Expeler of Flatus and Poster of Great Shitpiles.
>>80287006
Sure, but Sam is supposed to be a Lt. Colonel, and then suddenly lapses into sassy ghetto man at times, ruining his character.
>>80286595
More like Tom Hideouston am I right
>caring about characters in a monster movie
/tv/ really is full of faggots
>>80286595
for the stolen valor
>>80287084
Well I mean what did you expect from Sam Jackson
>>80287099
Are you Calvin Harris?
>>80287147
Fair point, which would just lead to the argument of poor casting.
>>80286809
Nice, I'm sold. Bay is a solid director outside of his "I'm just here or the paycheck." Transformers movies
>>80286595
All I can think about when I see him now is that he probably banged a crossdressing Eddie Redmayne when they were in school together.
>>80287111
>hurr i like to watch monsters bash things for 2 hours just turn your brain off
are you like 5 years old
>>80287249
Who didnt, prince william brags about diddling that faggot all the time
Everyone forgets John C Reilly is a good actor because he's in all the will Ferrell shit. He was great in Gangs of New York
>>80286965
King Kong
>>80286595
Can't you see it's meant to let him take John C Riley back as his dad?
>>80286595
>my father was a mythical figure to me
It's a Locki-Odin reference