ITT: future flops of 2016 This movie is releasing in 3 months

>>80284457
FUCK YOU IT HAS ONE OF THOSE AFRICANESE AMERICANO BLACKIES SO IT'LL OBVIOUSLY BE GOOD YOU SHITEATNG RACIST FUCK

BAAASSH THE FAASSH

I never read the books. I heard they were alright but it is Stephen King so, eh.

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>>80284457
>future flops of 2016

Were you in a coma?

Has Sony made a good movie in the last 5-6 years?

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>>80284457
>blue eyes clint eastwood is racist goy

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>>80284457

>2016

>>80284560
good, no. entertaining? maybe 21 jump street but is far far far from being a solid film.

>>80284560
the last of us

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>2016

What did he mean by this?

>>80284608
21 Jump Street is good. 22 too. Both are probably the best comedies to come out of Hollywood in years.

I read the first book, it was alright. I'll watch but I know I can't expect anything from Sony.

i bet this will be great in terms of unintentional comedy

>>80284457
>3 months and no trailer

Holy shit I though it'd be a while before it came out. Yeah this is definitely a bad sign.

>>80284533
>>80284593
>>80284679
fug, i meant CURRENT YEAR, 2017

sad!

>>80284457
What is Dark Tower, a new porno?

>>80284457
>Also, it's a Sony picture.
Kek, that's really all you needed to say

>>80284457
>Idris Elba IS the Dark Tower
BRAVO
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>>80284521
books 1-4 are godtier and completely worth reading (1982-1997 (he started writing it in 1970))

books 5-7 have their moments, but take the series in wacky and uninspired directions, and fans are heavily split on them (2003-2004)

>>80284690
this teebeeaych

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>>80284457
>it's a Sony picture
SAY NO MORE

>>80284457
Fucking sony pictures, wasting money that could have gone toward the playstation department.

>>80285255
You enjoyed 4? I hated that most of it was a prequel.

>>80284457
This film is going to flop so badly. Look at the development history. It's a disaster.

>>80285440
It is frustrating that the narrative slams to a halt to get 500 pages of backstory but it's a pretty goddamn great story IMO

>>80284457
This really hurts. Its one of my favorite book series and I was hoping for a really fucking good western out of it and maybe 2 or 3 sequels as the later books are damn good. Sadly this wont ever happen. This movie will be shit and Sony will abandon it quickly and the license will languish in hell. :/

>>80285440
Pleb, reading them in order yes W&G slows the whole story down, as a standalone Giliad story its the best, WTTKH is 2nd

>>80285583
Idk, it'll suck yes, but Elba and machoney are big names it'll prob do OK based on that alone

Anyone read the comics? They're bretty gud.

>>80284749
This, I thought it was coming out like at the end of the year

>>80285687
Yea their alright, they do fuck with canon a bit, but their not bad

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>>80284521
>BAAASSH THE FAASSH

>>80285440
wizard and glass is quite literally the best book in the series

>>80285255
>books 1-4 are godtier and completely worth reading
Honestly 4 bored the hell out of me and I never finished it.

>>80284775
Yeah they're actually talking about Idris Elba's dark tower.

>>80284699
Turn back now, that's the only good one

>>80285889
You missed out, godtier conclusion

>>80285687
I think the Art is fucking great. Jae Lee is the shit however the story doesnt feel the same at all.
>>80285583
This. I had hoped we would get some sort of trilogy maybe not as big of a scale as LOTR but it is a fantasy epic book series and would hope when it finally got a movie it would get a better treatment than a hastily filmed one and done when it will inevitably suck.

>>80285962
This.

Doesnt this book take place after Blain as well? Im pretty sure I read that.

>>80286050
>Doesnt this book
movie, I mean

More Hollywood blackwashing? No thanks.

>>80286072
Wait really? The leaked trailer showed the Prim house and Jake but it also showed Roland in New York so idk

>>80286109
Its really bad here, a major plot point is Roland and a 60s nig who hates him cause he's 'whitey' you take that out the story completely changes

>>80286050
>>80286072
>>80286115
i believe the movie doesnt follow the book's timeline. its been reported that roland has the horn of eld in the movie

This movie is not following the story of the book closely. Producers said they took some of the ideas from the book, the general story, and they're making a new one from it.
They said if you know the ending to the series, understand that this is an entirely new version of Roland's journey.

>>80286156
>roland has the horn of eld
WELL FUCK THIS NOISE.

>>80286156
Oh yea I forgot its the next time round, he better still drop Jake

>>80286172
so the movie is essentially roland on one of his nth go rounds that take place after the book ends

im kinda ok with that

>>80286197
yes
>>80286203
the emotional impact will fall flat. i remember reading the gunslinger in high school and getting to this part and being bummed out for days. the movie will have him get shot or something stupid and it wont even be close

>>80286253
But will Roland shoot him? Its very important that Roland kills him

>>80286292
Greedo will shoot him first

>>80286253
>no mutie train
>no sex demon
>no "you dropped me"
Just kill me now senpai

>>80286172
Welp this will suck as if there was any doubt.

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>>80284457
>Sony

>3 months and no trailer
Wow

>>80284457
Jesus Christ... Make Roland a Nigger and make the man in black Chris Angel.

The only way this could get better is if James Franco plays Eddie and Seth Rogen plays Oy

>>80284699
>>80285942
>implying Wizard and Glass wasn't Kino
>implying the final book wasn't perfect
>thunderclap - where r9k breaks the world and feasts on roont brain
>court of the crimson king
>vampire of emotion in empathica
>Crimson King REEEEEE-ING

Fuck all y'all. I loved the story from beginning to end.

>>80286197
>>80286156
>Get to the top of the tower
>find the horn of Eld that was lost on the battlefield
>find that you've also turned into a nigger

what a tweest

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They're making The Gunslinger a fucking nigger.
It's bullshit.

>>80285458
>that plan to alternate between a movie and then a tv season for every other book.

that would have been a disaster

>Deadpool 2 is over a year away and it has a teaser
>TDT comes out in July and zero marketing yet

Great sign!

>>80284533
We finally see her nips when?

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>>80284457
Kek that movie is a failure.

>>80285440
U wot nigger?

> Stephen King will call it great when it comes out and claim that it is faithful to the books

How much damage control will we see?

>>80284560
Ghostbusters

>>80287678
reminder that King said that Kubrick's The Shining was bad

fucking hack

>>80288353

He had a point about how it was unfaithful to the book. That will be moot though if he claims this adaption is fine.