What was his fucking problem?

virginity
just like the other betamax of the series, Snape

>>80282308
DEH

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probably the same as this fucking nerd
>parents didn't love each other
>mixed with the worst type of race

>>80282308
NHHHHHYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>80282308
Nobody Nose

>>80282371
I'm sorry that eastern women are faithful and dependable unlike western whores.

It is easier to find big foot than a Western woman who kept her virginity willingly.

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He was upset because his talents were wasted in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>80282334
but he had a kid with Bellatrix

Even though that completely fucking contradicts his entire fucking character

>>80282521
>"No!"

gets me every time

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>>80282517
You're not wrong, but the result of offspring is almost always Eliot Rodger tier

Wasn't him the son of a squib and a muggle?

Probably inferiority complex

>>80282371
squinty eyes don't mean asain

>>80282698
Sorta. His mother had trouble controlling her magic but his Dad was a muggle. You're still right in your assessment though

>>80282698
>inferiority complex
Literally like most of /tv/

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TAH

>I'm evil for no reason because I am the bad guy in this story!

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he was a nazi, don't you get the symbolism?

>>80282308
He is evil because he is evil. And he wants to rule the world because he is evil. That's literally it.

>>80282308
Muggles

What things did he do to people as Tom Riddle when he was at that orphanage? I vaguely remember it being mentioned

>>80282308
He was incapable of feeling love because his mom used a love potion to force his father to love her. Children conceived via love potion in the Potter world are basically sociopaths.