This is madness!

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>>80281012
THIS IS MARTHAAAAA

Thank god I wasn't on /tv/ when this film came out, did /tv/ even exist then?

>>80281052
yes

>>80281052
/tv/ was started in 06.
But /b/ memed the ever loving shit out of this movie. Some epic sparta threads were had by all.

>Persian
>sub-saharan skin color
is this a KANGZ movie?

>>80281140
The opposite

we was kangz of persia and shiet

This was a fucking epic meme

it's dead and gone but wow it was a glorious one

>>80281140
Considering Xerxes was a gold painted Yule Brenner, I'd say no. But persian princes did like their personal servants to be coal black so they could tell if they had been slipping the BBC to their wives and daughters.

>>80281186
Any caps?

>>80281140
Juicy europeans slaying endless waves of worthless persians ...

Hardly

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The original trailer for this movie was insanely amazing.

The movie was meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6UT5Uur2v8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIbxk7idYA

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>>80281012
>Persian Emissary I'm Sparta

>>80281291
>The movie was meh.
Nah the movie was fine, it's just hurt because its legacy was cheap looking shitty movies shot in front of a green screen, and the speed up/slow down ramping of action scenes for the next 10 years.
Sort of like how every movie had bullet time after the matrix.

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>>80281140
Often times large empires liked using exotic individuals from faraway lands as emissaries, to show their influence and control spread far and wide.

>>80281052
Yeah there were a few good moments back then.

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>>80281328
GET OUT OF MY WAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80281335
>Claims the movie was not meh
>proceeds to explain in detail how the movie was meh

Gotcha my dude.

>>80281371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE1cTTRj8tg

This movie is so fucking ridiculous and based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w

>european spartans standing against the barbaric hordes of persia

could this movie be made today, 10 years later?

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>>80281349
>Sage Freehaven

There's a fucking name I haven't heard in yonks

>>80281255

>>80281392
No I'm saying the movie is fine as a standalone thing, but that it had so many people biting on its style that it waters it down in hindsight.
Which is why I also referenced bullet time in the matrix. When it came out it literally blew people's minds in the theater. Five years later and it was put in every fucking action movie regardless of if it made any goddamned sense.

>>80281473
There was actually a lot of controversy around it when it got released, I think it got banned in Iran or something.

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>i was studying for my fucking sats when this came out
where does the time go, boys?

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>>80281554
>tfw it gets worse

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>>80281734
Yep, life has gone steadily downhill since 22

>>80281328
is that gannicus?

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>>80281328
Ah you think the wall is your ally. You merely adopted the wall. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the other side until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but bulding. The borders betray you because they belong to me.

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>>80281012
>ywn march from home with the knowledge that you WILL die with your only purpose raised from birth being to kill as many enemies as you can before you expire so that the homeland has more time to prepare for total war

why live?

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>>80281554
>>80281734
>>80282123
>In early youth, as we contemplate our coming life, we are like children in a theatre before the curtain is raised, sitting there in high spirits and eagerly waiting for the play to begin. It is a blessing that we do not know what is really going to happen. Could we foresee it, there are times when children might seem like innocent prisoners, condemned, not to death, but to life, and as yet all unconscious of what their sentence means. Nevertheless, every man desires to reach old age; in other words, a state of life of which it may be said: “It is bad to-day, and it will be worse to-morrow; and so on till the worst of all.”

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>>80282780
At least there's always drinking and porno

>>80281499
I miss when we used to post shit like this...

BRACING FOR EPIC

it was a simplier time

>>80281349
epic for the win

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>>80283560
dude thats so reddit lmao.

now we post frogs and *braap*

>me on the left, you on the right