What scene would you like to see adapted for future comic book movies?
>>80280262
girls don't poop tho
>>80280262
idk I've only read Judge Dredd and that was years ago. Are there any cape panels with foot fetishism?
>>80280262
That's quite the intense piss.
what the fuck is this shit
>>80280262
>my kingdom fer two prunes and a match
What did she actually mean by this?
>>80280262
>>80280848
Prune juice to make the shit looser, match to cover the smell
>>80280877
>match to cover the smell
??
>>80280929
fire burns methane
>>80280929
To light the candle
>>80280848
a reference to Shakespeare's richard III play. towards the end, during battle, richard III exclaims (having lost his horse in the frenzy) "A horse! my kingdom for a horse!"
>>80280942
>BRAAAAAAAA- *KAPOW*
>>80280952
I dont see a candle
>>80280975
i was more lost on the two prunes and a match part, particularly the match part
>>80280861
>>80281003
To light the fucking candle I said
>>80281038
where is the candle
>>80281057
In the bathroom
>>80280861
THICC
>>80281106
is it a 3rd world poo in loo custom to light a candle when you shit or smth lmao
>AYO HAJJAB, PATEL JUST LAID A LONG WET CURRY TURD OUT ON THE STREET, GET THE CANDLE IT STINKS AND WE MUST PAY VIGIL
praise poo
>>80281158
no it is to cover the smell.
however I do have a virgin mary candle in my bathroom because I must have her with me at all times. good blesse
>>80281158
The scented candle covers the smell, you idiot.
Would be pure kino
>>80281264
I said "it stinks" in my post you homo
>>80281282
Then you said we must pay vigil like they're doing it as a tribute
>hurr I was only pretending to be retarded
>>80281274
If they do this in the Flash movie and have Boomerang in it I'll see it in theaters
>>80281317
I meant to imply they would light a candle for both the purpose of covering the curry turd stench and for paying vigil to Patel's majestic botty-offerings
reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>80281138
That's a great MO for a serial killer
All I ask is one Bat-Shitposting scene.
>>80281449
They should do this in the Netflix series.
Jessica Jones. Have Steve Rodgers or Thor on her wall instead of Johnny Storm.
>>80281373
Nigger.
>>80281373
omg
with legion being as it is I would like this
>>80281501
>>80281038
You dont need a candle, you just light a match and shake it so it goes out, the smoke covers the shit smell.
A lot of people hate this scene but there are things I like about it.
>>80281274
That's fucking fantastic !
>>80281274
If they did it these days though he'd just Speed-Force the Speed-Force and Speed-Force Speed-Force Speed-Force, though.
>>80280861
>>80281501
Virgins.
>>80281138
>>80281449
Wtf? Why is daredevil murdering children?
>>80281617
Yeah if your poor in a third world.
>>80281944
Staying 100 steps ahead.
>>80281501
I had never seen the original of this until now.
>>80281001
>>80281654
Was Harley this evil before?
I haven't really read much of her til she was pallin around with Catwoman and Ivy
>>80280262
I didn't know they were allowed to show this much skin
I guess since she's off color, it looks almost like tights, so she probably gets a pass here
>>80281654
Why is this hated? I don't read comics.
comickino
>>80282367
Yes. She was the Joker's mentally broken sidekick/fuck buddy. Then she became popular and so they had to make her into a hero because apparently women aren't allowed to like a villain or something. Not sure what the logic is to be honest. The Joker is also really popular, but there's no push to make him a hero.
>batburn
>>80282621
I actually really fucking hope they adapt the Kingpin arc of Ultimate Spider-Man.
>>80282744
ult spider-man used to be so great
>>80280262
That doggo stiffin.
>>80280262
Powerful stuff... powerful stuff. This could be one of the most iconic scenes in modern cinema.
>>80280262
>>/co/
>>80282940
are trying to appeal to the younger audience?
I suspect it's a group of social media types that think their values and issues are what everyone thinks about.
>>80283499
They're trying to brainwash a younger audience, but kids don't even read this shit any more. They've made all their superheros ethnic and sexual minorities for nothing.
live action batman beyond movie when?
>>80282401
mate the comics code hasn't been relevant since the 90s
>>80283595
took me a minute to realise, their doing a benny hill sketch.
I would say unlikely but being connected to batman makes it 200% more likely desu.
>>80281003
prunes have fiber allowing you to shit
>>80280782
who would play the villain?
another thomas jane punisher pls
>>80280990
wtf am I reading
>>80281003
Most digestive gases are sulfides and methane which stink.
The match burns the smelly gases away.
It actually does work, I've done it.
>>80283845
top kek
>>80282420
harley can't do no wrong apparently
>>80283754
You can't read, George.
>>80280262
>What scene would you like to see adapted for future comic book movies?
>>80284006
oi dont know deadpool really but he seems annoying.
>>80283845
Ouch. That one hurt, momma.
Honest question: who the fuck buys comic books?
Because even if they weren't poorly written trash, they cost like 3 dollars for something that takes 5 minutes to read, and it's a month between issues. It's the most inefficient form of entertainment out there.
>>80280609
NANNY
>this was released 20 years before Fant4stic
>eight pies later
i thought that was different kind of pies
oh well
>>80280262
>>eight pies later
>>pizza tour
what
>>80284208
pie as in pizza pie
i thought it was 8 cream pies at first
>>80284006
>it's an episode where wolverine gets tired of fighting
>>80284326
>>80284006
I love that they gave him a shoryuken in MvC3
I guess he won't be in the next marvel fighting game because he's not in the MCU
>>80284348
>>80284374
>>80280929
Sulphur smell masks the poo smell
hitman adaption when
>>80282940
what is this even from?
>>80284072
Man children
I'd be genuinely interested in seeing what percentage of comic book sales are from actual children, and what percentage comes from grown men who have been reading them for so long that they keep up with it out of habit, no matter how bad the writing is or how inconsequential and thin the content is
>>80284602
>comic book
You mean graphic novel.
>>80280262
They already did this one, it's called Suicide Squad
>>80281547
what the fuck is this garbage
And pretty much the entire saga of Melvin Mole, I'll give it to Malick he needs something to bring him back down to earth.
>>80280818
I was thinking the same thing, it's like someone was unhappy with the original mouth and nose and clipped it out with scissors.
>>80284326
>*blocks your path*
>>80284517
>preacher is on TV
>this isn't
too wacky for normies
>>80284518
Batgirl iirc.
>>80282940
What does misgendered mean in this context?
It sounds like the tranny went to a doctor and said "put a baby in me", not realizing that you can't grow a baby in a castrated man's stomach, and when the doctor said "well I can't because you're a dude" the tranny went all trigger warning on him. In which case that's hilarious.
>>80280929
>>80281003
Have you never lit a candle/match after taking a shit? It gets rid of the smell properly, fuck air freshners.
>>80281654
>killed every 3DS owner
>not a hero
>>80284893
and they'd get pissed off at shit like this
>>80281274
kek I hope they do it. Jai Courtney could totally pull it off.
>>80281487
Wait. When did comics get this good?
>>80281501
and the next page
>>80286702
that fucking smug face
>>80286702
wouldn't her fingers be all sticky
>>80280262
Western comic dialogue is fucking atrocious.
>>80280262
dr doom zapping the heck of the celestials
source what if dr doom kept the beyonder powers
>>80283820
this man is very correct
>>80286764
>>80282401
for real?
>>80280262
>>80287292
Need a sauce on this... for research purposes
>>80282421
I always thought PlasticMan was a fucking dork
>>80282940
whys ur hand so obese
>>80287705
Mr. Fantastic but without the self respect.
>>80287292
Yair should do more wm/bf
would love to see Blast adapted
>>80282454
In the Batman Animated Series where she was created, and in the comics her creator Dini did, she's always been sort of a reluctant sidekick, instead of a full psycho. Even if I hate her comics, this new Deadpoolette niche fits her better than the generic edgy maniac she was doing when New52 started and they put her in the Suicide Squad.
Based Mr Mind with based Dawyne "The Rock" Johnsons on a based DC movie mass redpilling capeshitters.
>>80288137
>>80287223
I was making a joke about current sjw tendencies in comics
But obviously that went WAY over your head
>>80280861
You have to go back
>>80280861
>Harley Davidson
Crossed adaptation when?
>>80288342
>>80284176
There was a comic where an explosion killed the writers of that movie.
>>80280861
AHOY AHOY!
>>80288342
it would be nc17 or toned down considerably.
>>80280262
Scene: This girl with cat-like mutations playfully uses me as her personal scratching post for an hour and half
>>80280619
wrong hole, Clem.
>>80288342
When we finally achieve unity among faiths in the middle east.
>>80280861
>being so fat Gravity gives up
BREHS
>>80281501
reading 451 has to be a joke or something but I don't understand it
>>80288748
>>80283685
amy adams
>>80288574
the cast, this one >>80288245
>>80288245
>>80288574
These are the guys that made the rebooted Fantastic Four
>>80283779
The jews hard at work I see
>>80287345
The watermark is right there
>>80288861
Oh, Greek mythology
I'm not a manchild that watches capeshit or read comic books
go back to >>>/co/umblr
>>80281501
>Jessica Jones. Have Steve Rodgers or Thor on her wall instead of Johnny Storm.
There you go.
>>80281001
I can't help but notice that, with the centralization used in the other lines, there's no way they could've fitted the "Insti-" part of the word Institute.
shame
>>80289043
I kinda feel like The Explorer and The Mage cover the same bases
>>80283777
>we never got a good doctor doom on the big screen
Thanks for making me feel bad.
>>80289043
really makes you think
>>80280262
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>>80288096
it's fucking stupid
>>80289184
>not liking Toby Kebbell's Doom
>>80280990
>>80283845
bruh.......
And to make the page even more kino-esque, the whole situation remembers me of some sketch with Jerry Seinfeld (superman fan) and his jewish parents.
>>80289043
really activates my almonds
>>80289043
Reminder that this was Loki posing as Eternity because nothing good ever happens to Hank.
I just want a grundge revival so that Buddy Bradley finally gets a live action film.
Can someone post Thanos dropping the infinity cube from that old spiderman comic?
>>80288865
post the next part with the embarrased skrull qt
They are never going to get to the alien chapters of Walking Dead are they?
>>80288000
>trips
Mother Russia is one of my favourite story arcs
>>80280262
>constipated from pizza
I wish. If I eat a whole pizza I shit like a fucking bear.
>>80289310
I loved this book so much
>>80290361
Oh wait, we already have that one
>>80285302
no as i'm not autistic
>>80288748
She IS the gravity.
>>80290419
gets me everytime
>>80288342
wish you were here is the only good crossed story
>>80290858
Whatever happened to that live action web series that was talked about when Wish You Were Here started?
I'm sure it was gearing up to be shit, but I wanted to see it.
>>80289310
Decent Blackheart when??
>>80280861
>>80289668
>>80290419
pure kino
>>80288730
rated R capeshit is already the new fad after deadpool and logan. once that runs its course nc-17 capeshit will be next.
>>80288985
Now shop Krysten's feet on the strip.
>>80280818
Modern comics
>>80283820
>>80285302
It actually doesn't, myth busters debunked this. All it does is make the room smell like smoke.
>>80280818
EvErY ThInG NeEdS tO bE hYpErStYliZeD tO sHiT
>>80283693
>>80280861
>fat rolls cover the word "little"
kekius maximus
>>80290419
>>80292838
>I ran into tar baby in the sewer
Why is Deadpool racist?
>>80292964
Is that Kek Luthor
>>80280262
>DC has brapppfags drawing it's shitty comics
Marvel wins again
>>80281501
That's so obviously Matt Damon
>>80281373
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>80288035
Better than the Jokers Daughter character they pulled out of their asses. What the fuck even was that shit.
>>80293469
Based Dredd is the hero we deserve.
>>80280929
The fire rises.
>>80282506
Oh I'm sure Snyder will use this.
Maybe not in JL but in JL 2
>>80281274
Old comics were fun
>>80287292
>>80282621
Surprised no one has posted this yet.
>>80294266
>>80289077
>Institute for spatial studies
>not getting the joke
>>80280861
>I lost my pudding.
>Can you help me get it back?
https://youtu.be/_a0pwb9NvFE?t=1m32s
>>80280861
kek
>>80280818
it's what happens when you don't pay the artists what they deserve
>>80281138
kool filename mang
>>80294400
Is that legit?
>>80294853
yup. it's the check they got for creating supperman, a whopping $130 each
I've often thought I'd like to see Skydoll (Fr.) adapted but gone back on it for reasons of plain fear. This won't please anyone who isn't a French national but I tend to believe if they can't adapt a wedge of comics no-one can.
(I feel the same way about Italy and the deeply engrossing Ken Parker series. Also Argentina and EL ETERNAUT.)
>>80280861
>>80295124
>Italy and the deeply engrossing Ken Parker series
did you know it also was enormously popular in Titoslavia? just saying.
>>80280609
Not sure if aroused.
>>80288861
top fucking kek
>>80281274
They're never going to do anything half as cool as this with him in live-action, will they?
>>80288765
Johnny Storm is the Human Torch. He burns shit.
>>80287213
This face have unlimited potential.
>>80288342
>implying it isn't going to be Uwe Boll
>>80282621
>this will not happen in Homecoming
Ey fuck you MCU.
I want this in JL
>>80283813
Since when were ants able to lock doors?
>>80295495
If you think that's cool why didn't you like his Pony fetish in Suicide Squad?
Scene?
I just want a 1:1 A Serious House on Serious Earth adaption
>>80288202
Gwens? Gwens everywhere.
>>80295643
I haven't seen Suicide Squad.
>>80295645
That would be fucking kino
Imagine dropping acid and watching all that weird shit
>>80295645
Need more money for mushrooms Grant? How would that even work?
>>80295716
It probably wouldn't put it'd piss off all the capeshit babies to no end
>>80295733
It wouldn't piss me off, I don't like it at all.
>>80284360
What? Deadpool is one of the biggest MCU movies.
>>80282810
>>80283693
>>80295856
Is this stupidity or bait?
>>80295615
the kike rat's washboard is too flat for that
>>80280818
>>80283555
or no one was reading it in the first place and they tried something they mistook for popular/common based upon internet politics and it didn't work because no one actually buys into identity politics.
>>80287989
there was an adaptation planned, with a friend of the author, etc. fairly ealry on, but it would have been tamed and Larcenet didn't want this shit happening to his comic
>>80295904
well you can't really fault his logic
>>80280262
Why can't they find an actress that looks like this?
>>80280262
Fucking hack comic book writers. If they aren't clumsily pushing their political ideologies into their work they're filling it with their degenerate brap fetish
>>80280782
>>80280433
>>80284517
>Dogwelder
>>80296614
>not knowing Dogwelder
>>80283777
The reason the Fantastic Four movies haven't worked is because they came about twenty years too early. They have to come at a time after the capeshit wave has collapsed as a nostalgic last-gasp for relevance. It's the only possible sphere they can exist in and not be goofy as fuck.
>>80296989
>>80297018
>>80296747
The upcoming Cap. Marvel movie needs some Murder!Carol.
>>80297035
>>80297059
>>80297059
God damn, that jaw is huge
>>80280782
Post the one where Lois turns into a nigger and superman's like "eh i love you and all but I'm into that"
If we don't get this scene in some way i will be severely disappointed.
>>80297153
and i don't care if it's been done in the animated film
>>80280262
What the hell is KER-FLUSSH supposed to mean?
>>80289599
reminder that if a story is good enough, the universe lets it be real
>>80297035
MOMMY
get davidlynch on it
>>80297361
Why didn't we get this in the first captain america movie?
>>80297462
Probably because it came out like 7 years ago
>>80289845
No
Just read I am a Hero, that whole manga is basically the story of that chapter
>>80295615
>Gal Gadot
>large enough cleavage to produce a jiggle
Kek, not in this reality.
>>80297263
In America, we have flush toilets that carry away our bodily waste.
>>80281373
Retardo
>>80295962
This would definitely have been in the sequel. Why did they insist on releasing it only in 3D in most places, I'm sure that hurt it immensely?
>>80297580
>we could have gotten this
THANKS MS SKELTAL
>>80284360
Only if they include the scene right before this, when Magneto uses his powers to half-remove all of Wolvie's adamantium, so he had giant icicles of melted indestructible metal sticking through his skin everywhere. Pretty fucked-up page, honestly.
The Punisher sees TDK.
>>80284360
>I guess he won't be in the next marvel fighting game because he's not in the MCU
there's nothing stopping him from including him if they want to. they paid for his game to get a ps4 port after all
>>80284676
It's The Beyonder
who would play artemis?