>Friday night Why are you here?

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>>80280114
For you.

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ANSWER HIM

>>80280114
im here for the gaysexposting
as long as theres no n*ggers involved tho

They expect one of us in the wreckage, that's why I am here

I've never actually entered one of these threads. Are you supposed to give an honest answer? I bet its filled with fucking normies.

I don't have any social life. Gonna go to muay thai class in an hour though.

>>80280114
Why does Bane have blue underwear?

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No one to go out with
No gf

I have this special ability were everyone loses interest in my at the speed of light.

>>80280284
hommage to mr CIA whose shirt was blue

For you

Anime be too good yo

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>>80280194
I WAS ASKING YOU~

You don't get to ask questions.

>>80280314
Take care, anon kun. There's someone for anyone except you.

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>>80280444
>You don't get to ask questions.
>implying youre in charge

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>>80280114
>If you're so funny
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>And if you're so clever
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very entertaining
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very good looking
>Why do you sleep alone tonight?
>I know because tonight is just like any other night
>That's why you're on your own tonight
>With your triumphs and your charms
>While they are in each other's arms

>>80280458
Actually there are 55 million more human males than females. So he is in good company.

it's spring break and I just got home, going to a party tonight with some two girls I knew from highs school

I'm saving money and have no friends.

I'm waiting for my pre work out to kick in. I usually go out on saturdays.

Giving my liver one more night to recover from my Vegas trip over last weekend, then going out to rage tomorrow.

>>80280588
sluts exist

And you brought him HERE.

FOLLOW HIM.

>>80280114
It's my one night off a week, big guy. I'm spending it getting stoned and browsing /tv/.

>>80280806
>big guy
4u

>>80280114
I'm sitting backstage waiting for my show to start

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>>80280806
SOMEBODY GET THIS POTHEAD OUTTA HERE!

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>>80280114
I have no social life on a friday night.

I only go to my friend's on a Sunday to watch UFC.

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>tfw you like a few people and be nice/tolerable to others but none make plans involving you

I am crushingly lonely is why.

Went out to see Logan with my gf and two friends from uni. 8/10 movie for me. Not going out cause we went to a pub quiz yesterday and im still slightly hungover. Listening to a podcast dissecting alien right now.

>>80280114
U U
U U

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>>80280458
>except you.
I know.

>>80280936
doesnt matter if youre nice and polite, youre not interesting to them. join the movement

Waiting for band practice at night

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>Ugly
>No friends
>Balding
>No passions, talents or interests
>Violent when drunk
>Only got laid once (escorts dont count)
>Every friend I had avoids me or hates me
>Girls show no interest in me
>Dead end job
>Living at home at 30

I just came back from visiting an escort, I couldnt even get a proper boner.

My dumb brother and his stupid gf screwed me out of tennis practice so I'm here being bitter because they made me miss my daily practice time

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>>80280614
>going to a party tonight with some two girls I knew from highs school

SO SHOW ME THEIR BODIES

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>>80281162
>Ugly
not a dealbreaker if you do your best to not smell and have nice clothes
>No friends
Just be more open man
>Balding
Shit if youre below 30 then I pity you, but cut it all away. that's the only reasonable thing to do in your shitty condition
>No passions, talents or interests
Go with the flow, enjoy the people, not activities
>Violent when drunk
Keep it to 3 or 4 drinks a night. That's fucking enough to make you more relaxed in social situations
>Only got laid once (escorts dont count)
This doesnt matter to the ladies if you just know what to do when the opportunity comes
>Every friend I had avoids me or hates me
Maybe if you were violent drunk bastard with them, you piece of shit. jk, but really. no offense
>Girls show no interest in me
Yeah because you have no confidence you fuck :)
>Dead end job
Go to study
>Living at home at 30
Move to a different city already

I went out last night and didn't have much fun. Tonight I am playing video games before I go out of town.

it's saturday afternoon and im recovering from a decent sized night last night

WHY DO PEOPLE ULTRA-RARELY APPROACH ME/INVITE ME SOMEWHERE THEMSELVES? ? ? ? ? ? ?

why? am I a negative fucker or something?

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>>80281162
I don't even know where to get escorts famalam. I'm stuck doing cam2cams with camwhores. It's the closest I've gotten to sex in 8 years.

>>80280186
First post, best post.

>>80281381
Do you look like a serial killer

Are you funny

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>>80280114
Please. Accept the mystery.

>>80281419
no

yeah when im not anxious to speak and feel comfortable

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>there are people on /tv/ right now instead of partying with their friends and girls

>>80281419
people told me I look angry in past. also people perceive me as proudy/arrogant. EVEN WHEN IM LITERALLY DOING A NEUTRAL ACTIVITY< LIKE READING A BOOK.

I remember talking to a girl, and she said something like 'i thought you were like super proudy or something, just the way you sat and read a book'


WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

JUST

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>gf is in florida

that's why

>>80281381
Because you are fucking repulsive. I dont know you but even your post made me not want to invite you to anything. People dont like complainers. If youre gonna complain, do something about it too.

>>80281341
>jus be urself brah xD
fuck off chad

>>80281460
I'm an ex heroin addict m80. If I go out "partying", I'll end up homeless living under a bridge by next week.

>>80281481
>Getting cucked while on /tv/

>>80281506
Fuck you man

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Beginning of spring break, all of my room mates went back home, and I get the house to myself for a week, so might as well spend the first night shitposting

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>>80281460
yeah anon, mind blowing

>>80281520
>did heroin few times
>best thing that happened in my life, on par with my first love

what do i do

>>80281648
Avoid shooting it if you haven't already. Stop before it gets too late. It only starts to suck when you begin to get sick without it. Then the nightmare starts. If you can stick to doing it a couple days a week not back to back, then that's cool, but it's very rare that someone is able to do that with out eventually getting strungout, so be warned.

>>80281387

How hard can it be? Just use Google my man.

>>80281648
do what anon? heroin?

>>80280114
gotta work tomorrow

>>80281744
I've tried but wasn't able to find anything in my area. I live in a small town and don't drive.

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>>80280114

>>80280114
I'm browsing my phone while I wait for the waiter to bring us our food. I'm at a Mexican restaurant with my family. I ordered enchiladas.

>>80281783
its like poetry

Dr. Pavel, I'm getting drunk tonight.
I don't get to bring friends.

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>>80281799
>browsing 4chan in public

>>80281780

What about street girls? You are not missing much though, most escorts are dead eyed zombies.

I am a empty husk of emotion. I have accepted being completely alone. When the weather isn't -10 anymore I plan on going for a lot of bike rides and take a lot of photos.

>>80281780
Why dont you go to another town with hoes then? Get a cheap ass room. You dont live at your parents do you? You arent 12 are you?

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>>80281965
I do live with my parents. I'm in my early 30s. I don't drive, so going to another town is a pain in the ass, and I'm not desperate enough to make a real effort to pay some gash for sex yet. Bus fare plus cost of a room plus cost of whore is way more than I would be willing so spend. I'll give it 5 more years before I get to that point.

>>80281907
spotted the spineless beta cuck

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>>80281083
This. Take initiative, making friends is like asking a girl out. Dont expect them to read your mind, make the first move and assume you want their friendship. Most people are so busy/insecure they just assume you have your own shit to deal with or dont like them.

My wife had that issue at her work. Everyone really likes her at her work but nobody asked her to do anything outside of work and that made her sad, i told her what i told you, just ask if they wanna hang out some time after work and now she has a circle of friends.

>>80281581
Why does Ben Affleck pretend his life is hard?

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>>80280114
just to suffer

>>80282076
How about you make some other uses of the trip too. There must be more opportunities in a neighboring big city. Get a job interview or whatever and have a hoe as an extra.

I really hate it when my mom asks me about having a girlfriend/kids. The last non-blood related female I've spoken for longer than a few sentences was my friend's sister in high school.

>>80280114
>Friday night
>Why are you here
no gf to spoon with currently. instead of tinder i prefer browsing shitty banepost 4uuuu threads

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>that feelerino when slowly going insane from isolation
i hid my genuine feelings for so long that the layers of irony became my reality and now i am at the starting point again

>>80282734
youre not on the ISS why would you be isolated

I don't even want to be awake right now, let alone do anything. But I don't particularly want to sleep, either.

So I'm sitting here existing.

>He still on friday

Spent too much money on drugs and cant afford to go out.

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Oh really? Do *I* look like I'm running Dubs Threads right now? Your get, on the Bateman thread, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme crews going around the board at 24 hours a day! How exactly is that supposed to help my company absorb all the dubs threads?

>>80281341
Actually good advice

>>80280114
I'm procrastinating writing an article for my uni newspaper. And drinking Baileys.

>>80281162
oh here we go

we get it just as bad, except i have no male escorts to fucking bone.

>>80281162
the left was more or less accurate until the last bit.

>>80281460
>there are girls on tv who are just as lonely and sad

>>80280114
I have an essay do tonight

and I don't have any friends so I'd be here regardless

>>80281162

>>Violent when drunk
>>Every friend I had avoids me or hates me
>>Girls show no interest in me

fucking hell i wonder why, it is a mystery

>>80281916
that would be the trauma dipshit

For this thread.

It's like a weekly ritual.

I tried going out by myself and I couldnt get laid nor meet anyone.

Its like I cant make connections with people

I'm tall and good looking and educated, and speak 3 languages, and I am confident. I did all that drinking and doing drugs and going out when i was in college and it was completely wasted on me. Like something thats naturally available to other people was beyond my reach for some reason

What is wrong with me am I cursed to be alone

W
H
Y

Just chilling out having some beer and listening to podcasts

>>80280614
>not going away to the beach for spring break

what a sad life you live

>tfw the older you get the more you realize you don't have to go out every weekend

used to feel obligated to go out since that's all we did in college, but it feels good to chill and save money

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>>80283753
femanon spotted?

>>80281162

> ugly
> badly receding hairline
> joke job idgaf about
> no talents or things to make me attractive or to have fun with
> health problems
> kissless virgin
> no friends
> just realized my mom is a borderline personality and dad enables her quiet ruining of my life
> hate my whole family that's dysfunctional but only i come out looking crazy so im all alone
> live in parents basement
> 27

i need to die in my sleep

>>80284385
>the irony you have ps'ed a male picture

you know i give up, i hate this place. bunch of hypocrites.

>>80284441
you and your noticeable ability to take jokes will be surely missed.

tinder date cancelled, wrote an essay instead
pretty BORED NOW LADS

>>80284542
>o-oh i was just making a joke anon! y-you are the problem not me

yeah im starting to see why a lot of you are alone. its real hard when i try and reach out all i get are snarky remarks, ok bro ok, you a big man, hope you're happy.

I have a shitty job and I work at 7 AM on Saturdays

also I'm on 4chan so obviously I'm an introverted loser

>>80283753
Yeah because all you need is to get on Tinder and get some thirsty faggot to fuck you.

>>80284622
really? it's an attached image on a chinese imageboard. what's there to get mad about? whew

test

>>80284674
nope, i got a forehead like arnold swchwartenegger, as a woman i am doomed.

>>80280911
Do you post on /heem/?

im a 20 year old who only has classes 1 day a week and have no friends

>>80284686
no, i already explained please kindly read my replies before wewing.

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I'm taking a shit right now. Also I'm tired from school, work, gym and the 3 hours of driving in between.

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>>80282097
this

>>80284696
Doesn't matter. If you're even like a 3/10, you're going to get a decent amount of guys on Tinder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvLzOv_pKEg

>>80284743
no, dont get stuck to details. no one's harassing you here. this thread is filled with people who dont dare to look at a lady. lets forget about it if you will

>>80283753
oh here we go a neet pretending to be a woman

>>80284772
kek nope. guys have very high standards im going to die a virgin.

>>80284772
>If you're even like a 3/10, you're going to get a decent amount of guys on Tinder.
true. 0-4/10 guys will go for that in an instant, but it will be awkward as fuck to meet up

>>80284791
nope, talked to a guy on here b4. what is a neet-heard the term but dunno what it means.

>>80284787
when did i say i was being harassed?

>>80284882
photo or youre a guy just like the rest of us

>>80284965
last time i did that i got banned

My brother and his fiance came over and ate dinner with us then i marathoned a few episodes of Battlestar. I"m doing all my fun shit tomorrow.

>>80280580
only weak people need other people. I'm a lone wolf motherfucker

>>80285056
same

after high school i distanced myself from my all friends by always telling them i was busy when i really wasn't

in a few months it'll be a year since ive hung out with friends and it doesn't really bother me

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>>80285056
alpha af

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I turn 27 in an hour but I don't think my friends know

Hehehe.... DUBS

>>80285056
yeah this to be honest

>>80285198
why would you ever tell your friends your birthday?

happy birthday btw

>>80285217
I've known one of these guys for two decades. I grew up with them

>>80285217
>>80285241
thanks btw

>>80285178
how is that alpha? lol
the alpha is the leader of the pack

>>80284135
we're god's lonely people anon.

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>>80285198

>>80285241
so? i have a friend ive known for almost a decade and he didn't when my birthday was until i got a FB and didn't know it told everyone your birthday

thats personal shit m8

>>80285056
>only weak people need other people
lol, what is biology, what is pack animals.

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>>80285198
I turned 21 today, i got 2-3 calls from my father and a few close relatives, that's about it though.
I spent majority of my time stuck middle of busy road because i forgot to put petrol in my car and then went home to talk about tv series and KONG. Happy birthday man.

>>80285273
>how is that alpha?

cause fuck packs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTdaWUDeGsg

>>80280114
I'm a soberfag that lives in the sticks with no friends

>>80280114
I think I have a legit fear of going outside

>>80285349
when i turned 20 i got a call from my cousin, some money from my aunts and uncles and gifts from my direct family, also some FB posts

although i wish my FB firends never found out my b day

happy birthday btw

Since the real CIA post here, who bets they were the ones who came up with baneposting.

>>80285361
>I'm a soberfag
better then being an alcoholic, seriously

>>80285374
well at least its easier now more than ever to live your life and not go outside at all

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>>80285198
happy birthday anon kun. youre ancient. treat yourself tomorrow you old bastard

to be honest I just want ton have enough money to fuck escorts on a regular basis

>>80285333
>>80285349
>>80285439
I appreciate it. You will probably be the only non relatives that give a shit

>>80285177
I just don't like most people and get bored and or irritated by them quickly. I only had one friend who I never really got tired of seeing.
>>80285345
I don't think someone who spends the prime of their life with one single person is very biologically "elite". Think about it, someone who fucks around and who gets bored of a girl quickly is essentially more alpha, because they are maximising their lineage.

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>>80285198
Happy birthday anon. I turn 25 this year and it crushes my soul.

>>80285593
No I mean humans are pack animals and want to connect with other humans. Even that "alpha" original poster is here because of that. He needs /tv/ the poor guy

>>80280114
Actually this Friday was the first time in months I went out. went to the movies with a friend and saw Logan

>>80285336
Why is that personal? that kinda just seems like something you'd tell anyone if they asked.

>>80285772
Not >>80285336 but I have a friend who doesnt tell me his birthday ever, because he doesnt want to celebrate it

>>80285772
shit idk man, i guess im a bit autistic when it comes to privacy

every time someone askes me when my birthday is I lie and make up a random date

>>80285336
Doesn't it also make an announcement when it's your birthday? Facebook is so shit

>>80285876
No, nobody gets a notification on my fb, because I have the birth date on "just me". Close people write on my wall anyway, because they know the date

>>80285876
yeah, I didn't have an account until 2014 and i had no idea they did that

>>80285916
I wish I could do that, but for lots of people once they hear it, it's like they remember for ever

it's May 5th..... and I'm Mexican

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>>80285831
>every time someone askes me when my birthday is I lie and make up a random date

yeah this sounds pretty autistic dude

I dont even give a shit about being alone I just wish I wasnt so fucking lazy and weak

This is whats bothering me

I have things I want to do but I just procrastinate and fall back into my weaknesses and habits

Like this hellhole of a site

The knowledge that you wasted so much time on literally nothing is the worst

>>80285997
work out, makes you feel like you did somethig

>>80286023
Thats one of the things I always wanted to do, but was always too lazy for

>>80286034
damn nigga

>>80280114

i just watched that movie 'get out' and i wanted to see if there were any threads about it.

>>80285997
close this site immediately and do 50 pushups per set, 4 sets. After that drink a beerdont forget to hydrate and feel fucking amazing.

>>80286034
I've started tennis. Makes you active too.
I tried working out before but it wasn't cutting it. Tennis helps me with my crippling depression. And my brother and his shitty gf had to ruin it for me today, reeee

>>80286078
Lmao dude I wouldnt be able to do 10 pushups sonsecutively in a row if I tried

I have no ida how people can do 50

>>80286078
>50 pushups per set, 4 sets
What is he fucking he-man?

>>80286097
>And my brother and his shitty gf had to ruin it for me today
i hate it when people people fuck up shit thats just supposed to be yours

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>>80280114
im here to post waifu and make friends

and ur all already my friends :D

>>80285997
Not falling for buzzwords might be a good start.

>lazy and weak

Successful "hard workers" aren't strong or impressive in any way, they're lucky and in many cases just too fucking dumb to experience the debilitating anxiety and doses of reality that neurotic people are faced with on a minutely basis. If you want to overcome this you'll have to rewire your brain from your likely abusive developmental years. Try Mind Over Mood.

>>80286078
you want a lazt ass mf to do all that? bitch make him start with something easy

>>80286103
do cardio, putting one leg in front of the other should't be that hard

>>80286138
> and ur all already my friends :D

yep, unless you like david lynch movies

>>80286111
This.
Dude said he's weak.
Best to start and get at whatever he can and eat better.
No beer.

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>>80281481

>>80286138
Oh my god just end your life, dude.

>>80286078
I've been lifting for a fucking year and can barely do 4 sets of 20.

>>80280114

I'm back in my hotel room after spending the day at PAX East. It's a normie event but it's fun to walk around and oogle cosplayers and talk to devs.

>>80286146
>sucessfull people are dum because

wew

>>80286127
ikr
all because the shithead is too irresponsible to have a credit card extension so when he needs to buy something (in this case a travel ticket) I have to go with him and use my extension. Otherwise he is like a black hole for my parents' money. He's also a smoker. Truly nigger tier.

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>>80286183
?
r u bing rude rn?

>>80281799
>us
>our
suuuuure

>>80286196
it's like COMPLETELY fucking unrelated.

It's Always Sunny's season is over and have no idea what to watch now.. I have netflix and amazon and all of TV looks like garbage these days. Better Call Saul is the only other series I follow at the moment. Gave up on GoT and Walking Dead.... any suggestions?

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>>80286150
>yep
:3c

>>80286242
wut

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>TFW went through some traumatic shit and ended up having to move back in with my mom in my early thirties
>License suspended for a speeding ticket that I couldn't pay so i ignored while in deep depression so $600 to get it back
>Stuck out in the middle of da woods on satellite internet and 20 miles from the nearest bus stop
>TFW it's been a year like this and I have no where to go
>So medically fucked up being homeless would probably kill me

>>80285952
Hey no it isn't! i do that too.

>>80286103
>>80286111
>>80286149
i gave him a crazy sets, so if he tries that he will see his limits and he has a goal. if he does 5 pushups daily he will soon get to 10, and so on.

>>80286259
being able to do pushups and lifting a lot of weights is UNRELATED. many PROPER MEATHEADS are not good at basic things like pushups or pullups

>>80286248
Watch Quarry, seriously fucking watch it.

>>80286226
You suck and made /ps2g/ terrible

>>80286284
I've been doing pushups too, I just can't seem to progress past 20 for whatever reason.

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>>80286138
I'm here to chew gum and kick ass
and I'm all out of gum

>>80286288
I'll take your suggestion, where can I watch it?

>>80286270
That just means you're both autistic.

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>>80286248
This was entertaining. Probably clicks with alot of people that post in threads like this.

>>80286248
come join the hype
>>80280939

>>80286349
looks alright I'll give it a shot

>>80285056
>>80285177
a-are you guys me?

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>>80286310
>tfw this thread starts to devolve into /fit/

>>80286210
Being successful is almost always a matter of obediently following a template set out for you by society. Templates appeal to morons.

>>80286339
Not sure, no way to pirate?

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>>80286325
uh oh! :-0

>>80280114

Cuz I just got 3 wisdoms yanked then I had a seizure after the procedure and now I'm doped up.

>>80286339
Solar movie

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>>80286290
aim better

>>80286401
Was it after you took the pain pills? I had the same thing after a hernia surgery, think it's a reaction with the anaesthesia.

>>80286386
A template like what? Finishing school?

plenty of sucessfull people didnt

WHaty you just posted is very stupid

>>80286339
>>80286393
>>80286415
I just checked
Season 1 is there

>>80286477
No, he isnt stupid, you're stupid. You two are like on two completely different levels, he's like at least a level above.

>>80286248
The Expanse is good.

>>80285198
happy birthday mate!

>>80286477
The average successful person is just a sheep that did all of their homework, studied for the SAT, somehow picked what they wanted to study in college and stuck with it because their tiny brain can't experience crisis, did more homework, got muh intership, transitioned into a career. There's no intelligence or character required at any point along this process. Only a blind obedience and peace of mind that fucking morons call "work ethic." Lo and behold, if you have a conversation with people who are successful in their early 20s, they're almost always extremely stupid and uninteresting.

tormented soul, schizo, alone, don't have perspective but I need to help my family (money)
think suicide is the easiest way

>>80286248
Narcos
The Young Pope
Westworld
Arrested Development

>>80285056
>*tips*

>>80285198
Happy birthday bro

>>80285358
Y do they bully doggo? fuckin normies

>>80285358
Jesus fucking Christ that's brutal.

Damn nature u scary.

Omega bitch couldn't even tear out one of their jugulars and go out with pride?

>>80286447

Nah, it was after leaving the place on the way to the pharmacy. Same/similar thing happened when I got bloodwork done a month or so back. Dunno what the fuck it is, they keep saying "not enough hydration the previous day" so I'll take their word for it.

>>80286552
I wish I was a sheep who did all his homework

I never did any of my homework

>>80280114
Girlfriends at work til 2am and I'm playing botw on the fucking wii u god I can't wait for the cemu version to be done

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>>80285665
Is that what we're doing? Trying to be part of a pack? Trying to make friends?

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>>80285358
no pls ;_;

I don't want to go out really. I go out and can somehow finagle a cute girl into a conversation, make her laugh and talk to her for an hour all the while trying to keep it together while my anxiety tells me to run and I'm too big of a pussy to get a number and then the next day I feel like a massive piece of shit.

I want to hang out with a friend who I have feelings for and she clearly likes me a lot but not in a romantic or sexual way and I feel terrible the next day. I asked her out a while back, she said no, avoided me because she thought I was mad so I confronted her about it and told her it was OK and that we could be friends but now I'm starting to think I'm torturing myself and being completely unfair to myself to hang out with her when I wake up the next day and cry.

All of my friends just want to go out and drink. I'm trying to cut weight for a fight coming up and trying not to drink. I've been able to go to bars and not drink but it's kind of lame so I just go to the gym and lift for a couple of hours and then back on here.

>>80280240
What exactly is a normie in your mind? Any person who doesn't allow their mood disorders to keep them a neet virgin into their 30s?

>>80286733
I miss my ex. She broke up with me because I was cold and uncaring and got back with her ex. Or it was because I was just her rebound. Then she hit me up for sex 2 weeks later. I told her no because I had too much pride and I knew it would end up with us back together again. She hit me up a couple of months ago wanting to be friends and I got way harsh on her. She used to be a bigger girl before I met her and had the anxiety, validation issues and social problems that kind of come along with that including making friends. So she got kind of upset when I started talking about the breakup and told her if she had been prettier then I would have treated her better. Truth is she was a really pretty girl and some of the absolute best sex I've ever had. I've been with older, way more experienced women and she just blew my fucking mind in bed. Problem is I was still prideful and told her to never contact me again and so I deleted her number and she blocked me on all forms of social media. I wish I hadn't been so bitter and just been her friend when she was reaching out to me because she was lonely. I can't imagine reaching out to someone I used to care about and have them just rip me apart at the seams. I can't even contact her to tell her how sorry I am.

>>80286552
Yeah but dude, I dont care about having a "career" because every job is boring to me and sucks

I want to be sucesfull like those ubermenschen, the artists, the writers, the philosophers, visionaries

I'd kill myself if I were to work in an office or a corporation, even NEETism is better than that

so you guys get sad when you're not around people??

what if.. what if people don't want to be around you?

are you just... sad all the time then?

>>80286733
Try being handsome and charming

>no bf
also
>no money to go out

>>80285217
different anon

I can't remember the last time I told anyone that wasn't my closest friend my birthday. Might have been 4th or 5th grade. I didn't really see the point. I never really had huge plans coordinated when the day came. My parents threw a little get together at a Dave & Busters kinda thing when I was I think in 5th grade. I only invited 1 other classmate (he wasn't really a close friend but he was an ok kid) and like 2 of my neighbors that I hung out with almost every day. It was kinda awkward, and I remember him asking me candidly "you only invited me?"
It was awkward, yea, so that was when I stopped letting people know. I don't want to give people I know the opportunity to try and throw something for me that i'll have the strong possibility of acting awkward/quiet at, or for them to feel sorry for me if I tell them i'm not doing anything on my birthday (I never said that before, but i've told people before i'm going to a casino, or i'm having a party at my friends house like an hour away).

>>80286552
>tfw to inteligent to succeed
Lmao is this actually what failures tell themselves to stave off suicide? It's like an autistic nature documentary

I prefer staying in, being able to talk to likeminded woke autists and being able to drop out at will is pretty good.

>>80286827
Don't need money if you're a grrl

>>80286797
That won't help with self confidence at this point. I can tell when girls are into me but I can't push it in a way to express interest.

>>80286765

You do what you gotta do

>>80286691
Depression is a mood disorder. Being free of it doesn't make one a sheep

>>80286774
They're useless faggots who'll never be whole because they always need someone to fulfill them. Bunch of pathetic retards

>>80285198
Why have friends when you have us?

Happy b-day, anon.

I was forced to temp at my mom's office for a few weeks and it was fucking awful how robotic everyone there was. I'm not an impotent sperg who lashes out at the normies or anything, but seriously, I don't understand how anyone can live their lives as nonessential worker ants.

>>80286552
yet those people are the ruling class in this country. hmm.

>>80286721
Yes people come here for medicinal doses of social interaction because they're mostly maladaptive social rejects with serious psychological and emotional problems. Most obvious on the "extreme" boards like /pol/ or /r9k/ where the average poster is bordering on suicide, has gone insane, and relies on their hivemind board as a replacement for life itself

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>>80280114
Gonna get dinner and see a movie alone tomorrow with recently broken up female friend. Is this a date?

>>80286862
I like paying for my own shit idk

>>80286987
nice, very nice!

>>80286869
That is difficult. As a fellow person who can draw in girls yet cant circumvent the anxiety well enough to keep interest, if say 3 shots is your best option

>>80286987
If you finger blast her afterwards then yes

>>80286932
The "wake up sheeple" mindset is one of the biggest indicators of autism

>>80287007
id pay for your shit

>>80287074
I don't get it. Where's the subtext in that post that led you to believe that's what I was inferring?

>>80287104
he's autistic

>>80286932

I imagine there's a high amount of denial or self-justification involved, but in the end they're still people who go home, indulge in hobbies, chat with friends, and generally enjoy themselves. Besides, we're all cogs in the machine in some way.

Man, I love my gf but I've got this other friend who's redhead with massive tits and a good body that I'd just pound into next week if I could.

Wish gf would realize she was bi and we could share.

>>80287151
Yeah but its like they gave up

My friends have some admin jobs in offices and I dont get it how they can do that and be fine with it

I'd rather never give up my dreams of being my own boss, rich and self employed than lead THAT life

>>80287151
Yeah, I just can't fathom how they're capable of even pretending to care about corporate culture.

>>80286987
Yes.

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>TFW even when I do get a chick to fuck me I can barely get it up because of performance anxiety so I just stopped having sex, or relationships
I've got a tiny dick.

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>>80286974
>tfw my main three boards are /pol/, /r9k/, and /tv/

>>80280206
I can't tell if you found a new way to troll, or if you think you are so edgy, yet you can't say the word "nigger".

>>80287378
>tfw I think I have death grip syndrome and cant cum by naturally fucking

hmmmmmmmm

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>>80287378
Are you me?

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>>80281476
Hey guys I found a pic of anon.

>>80287378

My problem is I have an all-around girl I love, think is beautiful, etc. but whenever we get the opportunity to fuck nonstop whenever we want (living in the same space, for instance) I lose the drive within less than a week.

What the fuck. I'd hate to think I just get tired of her...

I was going to go to a party with some normies but its too far and im too lazy. Been up since the early morning anyways so I just want to sit and shitpost

>>80287333
What you just described is just weakness

Strenght is overcoming it

>>80281476
look yourself in the mirror and look neutral.
then make yourself(face) look more "alive"

practice that and incorporate it into your everyday look.

>>80287461
That goes away
1. Stop jerking off for like 2 weeks
2. When you do go back to jerking off, just do edging and use lube
3. If you smoke, stop or at least if you are about to fuck. Smoking raises your blood pressure
4. Same with booze

I have this problem. Jerking off too hard with shit like vasoline for years. I usually pull out and jerk off on them anyway but I was with a girl who had an IUD and it was bad ass to cum in her. Just work towards not jerking off or at least as hard. You kinda need to train yourself to be more sensitive. Good luck, anon.

>>80287538
go u fag and tke drugszz

>>80281476
hi dennis

>>80287075
literally? like a scat thing?

>>80287528
>>80287849
I DONT EVEN WATCH ITS WALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA SUSHI ROLL, fuck offf FUCK OFF

i read the character's entry on wiki though, really makes me think

>>80287075
>germans

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I come for cute gifs like this one

>>80287053
Hey eric

>>80288191
more please

>>80288191
I dont even care about my parents, anyone else knows this feel?

I just dont love them

They werent bad to me, they werent good either. Just kinda there, not giving too much shit about me

>>80288438
who eric

>>80281341
Reddit the post

>>80280114

Went out last night and got wasted. Tripped on my steps heading up my steps to my studio, scratched my glasses lenses and fucked my neck up. Can barely move it and if I move it past a certain point/cough/burp/sneeze/etc i get a stabbing pain in the back of my neck that hurts like a bitch. So tonight I'm vicodin and chilling and browsing 4chan at a weird angle.

I used to have friends, I think.
I got sick around age 15, chronic fatigue. Essentially ensured I was totally socially isolated for six months, didn't leave the house except to see the doctor, too tired to talk to anyone. I got better and started going back to school for hours at a time, but I was exhausted, and did the bare minimum of work and was drained by social contact.
High school ended, I failed to maintain relationships, not so much out of dislike as apathy, laziness, tiredness.
So I still have chronic fatigue, just not as bad, and I'm in uni now, doing the lightest course.
I thought I'd be able to make friends, maybe I still will, but I'm realising now just how tired I am. I barely have the energy to watch a movie, like watching a movie is an effort. I'm too tired to talk to people, to look them in the eye. I feel like the life is draining out of me.
Started coming here; it's fun sometimes, but then it fades, and you're left with the lonely glare of the screen. And you close your laptop and you think for a moment what could have been.
idk man. i'm tired

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>>80280114
I'm here every god damn day...

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>>80280114

Reading I am Bane previews on /co/ in one tab, Baneposting in /tv/.

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>>80289422
>pain
>for you
what did they mean by this? Pain is Bane's gift to Dent?

>>80288191
kys weaboo

>>80280114
I just came back from work, you fat shit. Don't tell me what to do, I'm not in the mood.

>>80288191
ok

>>80289232
Sorry to hear that man. I used to have friends, but seems like we weren't good friends since we parted ways after highschool.

I've been doing nothing since then, still kv

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>used to be normie as fuck in high school, even got elected into fucking student government and went to parties and shit
>come college i became total shut in who fell off the face of the earth, with most people who know me wondering what the fuck i've been doing all these years since i haven't even posted on facebook in years

strange feels, don't even know why i went this direction

Working the night shift, watching security cameras and praying for something exciting to happen