Atomic Blonde

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it used to

>>80276804
Those are clearly two different resolutions.

I'll watch it for the lesbo scene

>>80277018
yeah ones from a twitter teaser and the other is a promotional still that wasn't passed through the colour grading filter they used in the final cut of the film.

resolution's not the issue here

>>80277187
It's still not a fair comparison if one is sharp image and the other has fragmentation up the ass.

Looks pretty shit. Half the blows in that fight scene didn't even look like they came close to connecting.

>Killer Queen begins playing

>>80277349
detail is literally not the issue

>>80277645
It is if you try to make a proper side by side comparison.
I know you want to tell me that the color grading looks like ass. But if the picture already looks like ass for more glaring issues, your point is completely moot.

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>>80276530
What did she mean by this?

>>80277736
>the colour grading looks like ass
>but the fact that there's something else that looks like ass about it cancels it out!!!

that's not how anything works
nothing at all works that way

>>80276530
Wasn't sold in it until Queen kicked in.
Looks like pure badassery

>>80276530
>HEALTH in the trailer
Nice.

>>80277773
she meant she would rather have seen the follow up to Salt (the 2010 film starring Angelina Jolie), or a movie with a black chick as the assassin (basically a killer for hire, who is female and of african descent), but this will do in the meantime.

>>80277833
Uh, that's not how you say 'tacky'

>>80276530
most prententious film trailer I've ever seen.

>>80277781
Do you not understand that you want to have two pictures that look roughly the same to make it clearly apparent that the one with the grading looks worse?

You might as well compare Super 8 and RED Footage and tell me that the lighting in the Super 8 footage is way worse.
They are too different for a proper comparison, you moron.

>>80276530
>This looks amazing.

Looks like another shitty superhero movie to me. This board should be shut down.

I hate it. There's no way she could ever physically overpower any of those men or did any stunts like jumping out of that balcony at the end. Not this woman. And the lesbian sex? Yet another libtard fantasy shit flick, huh?

>>80276530
That first fight looked like shit. Looks like Charlize is too old for that fist fight, but sure she's good for other things,

Also degenerate lesbian crap...

>a movie about your girls with guns fetish
>you jerked off to something else like 5 mins before seeing this thread

>>80278022
Did you think John Wick was also a superhero movie?

>>80276530
Jonh Wick would wreck her shit

I'm a grown ass man but my beard grew three inches watching this trailer. Kick ass

Detecting an awful lot of shill in this thread. Sloppy choreography and awful sound design all round. Also loses points for trying to sell itself on titillation.

>>80276530
>no trigger discippline
D R O P P E D

something feels very john wick about that action scene out of the elevator. And not in a good homage-like way or in an original way, just in a straight rip way.

If someone from wick is working on this, its waaaay too obvious and the comparison will ruin hype for the film

>>80277861

>Movies that happened threat from yesterday.
Colombiana

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>>80277910
no anon
not when that's not what's being compared

that's completely absurd and you know it.
Here, I've made an image that further illustrates your point.

Check it out! It's actually impossible to tell if the book is in worse shape from one image to the next because the second image is lower resolution and has compression artifacts!

I know what you're thinking: clearly the quality actually being compared is easily discernable in spite of this, but no! It's impossible! They're too different for a proper comparison!

>>80278565

>Jason Bourne was a sucess they gonna make a shitty female rip off AKA Salt
>John wick was a sucess they gonna do a shitty female rip off AKA Atomic Blonde
Kek Women...

>>80278475

That's a pretty sexist statement you just made considering Woman are much more superior than Man in every single aspect.

>>80278565
>If someone from wick is working on this

its the same director

>>80278679

Cant listen to your over the sound off 2 headshots she takes in the head

>queen
This is reddit pandering

>>80278604
I can't blame anyone for having forgotten about colombiana

besson should have directed.

>>80278730

its the new Inception DUUUUUUUMMMMM
get ready to listen to alot of queem and johnny cash in future trailers

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>>80276530
Do you guys ever stop ?

>>80276530
That long-take action scene looks like play-acting. They shouldn't be able to get away with that in a feature film, it's sloppy and lame as fuck.

I guess this is what we get. People complained about how shitty action scenes are when they use 20 jump-cuts in 30 seconds, so now all the producers want long-takes, except there has to actually be a lot of talent to pull that off, both from the director and the actors, and not many people are up to the task.

>>80276804

>comparing a promotional still taken by a set photographer and a screenshot from the actual film

You're retarded

>>80278999
>the comparison exists only to highlight the colour gradation used versus the available palette

why are you clinging so hard to your completely indefensible argument?

>>80279126
Uhhh I'm not that guy, BUDDY

>>80279126
who are you replying to

>>80278364
Didn't watch it.

>>80276530
>:55
Dropped.

>>80278058
>re's no way she could ever physically overpower any of those men or did any stunts like jumping out of that balcony at the end. Not this woman. And the lesbian sex? Yet another libtard fantasy shit flick, huh?

hahahahhahaha

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>>80276530
>This looks amazing.

>>80276530
>It's another woman fantasy

It's just not believable

>>80276530
>German limpdick cucks getting cucked by mudshits and 90lbs women
This is one of the most realistic trailers I have ever seeen. Almost documentary like.

Is that fucking Angelina Jolie?

>>80278938
agreed, that looks poorly done, Charlize clearly needs more editing to make her fighting believable, she's way too slow

>>80276530
>it's a womyn punches and throws man 2x their weight around film

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>sad cover of a well known song plays during the trailer

>movie looks entertaining
>autists on /tv/ can't fathom the thought of enjoying it because the lead is female

>>80280027
>super human feats of strength are fine but only if a man is the one to perform them

>>80276530
>woman wannabe john wick

"No!"

>>80280408
>super human

I think you mean male human

>>80276530
this looks really bad
the choreography looks over rehearsed
it looks like a john wich ripoff

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>>80276530
>Queen soundtrack
HELLO REDIT

>Looks like female John Wick because it's the same director
>/tv/ will find a to hate just because the lead is woman
>Even though /tv/ didn't bitch about Ruby Rose in JW2
Go figure

>>80280641
>he thinks Queen is reddit
found the contrarian 15 year old

>>80280662
its 1 guy posting over and over again.
so far it seems /tv/ is somewhat exited about it.

Is it just me or did the choreography seem a little wonky?

First thing I noticed was how over the top CT reacted every time she was hit. That first stairwell fight every time she takes a punch she rockets her head backwards.

>>80280719
its almost like its a man hitting a woman or something

>>80280800

Women can take a punch anon. Especially if they're fucking trained to.

>>80277833
cringe. probably a dumb roastie

>LE EPIC QUEEN MUSIC KICKS IN! XDXD!!!
>YASSS SLAY QUEEN HEHEHE XD XD

>>80276530
feels good but the action as no weight behind it

>>80280831
Sure in a world where all women are amazonian

when the ad is the whole movie

One good thing: Since Charlize probably isn't able to throw guys, we won't see the John Wick-flip-headshot that the director likes to overabuse in the choreography.

Also in John Wick henchmen just had the tendency to run into the frame with their guns drawn only to get shot, despite the fact that they could have opened fire way sooner, given the room's layout.

I'd be happy if this film doesn't do that either.

>>80276530
>It's john wick but a blonde woman, you guise!
No thanks.
Also, lucy ruined the blonde badass woman trope forever.

>>80280862
you're trying way too hard

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>>80276530
>it's a skinny blonde unreasonably overpowers muscular men episode

Lucy 2.

>>80277833
fuck off please you flaming faggot

>>80281818
those just look like regular men

>>80277861
There was this Lifetime movie about a black woman who's son gets killed and she turns into a watered down punisher to hunt down the people responsible. For a Lifetime movie,it was pretty good.

>>80277833
just because it has a song by a guy who sucked as much cock as you doesn't make it good retard

>>80278679
But Keanu threw around a literal ladyboy in the 2nd movie with no effort.

looks like shit
sounds like shit
is shit

looks like a fun movie. why the bitching?

>>80281818
She was getting her ass kicked though. Of course she'll win the fight but she gets roughed up enough to make it look like she really has to struggle to make up for the strength disparity.

>>80276530
Why are they trying to make a female Wick.

>>80282348
I'm sure there are people who think cp movies look fun too.
Why do you bitch about bitching?

looks dumb and generic, and not in the self-aware, and polished way either

also Toby Jones will never NOT pay an MI6 will he

>>80282405
One of the co-directors for John Wick is behind this.

>the french operative is a shit skin Moroccan.


heh

>>80276530
fight scenes look like shit

2 steps to triggering /tv/
1. there's a woman
2. she does something

This might be the gayest place on 4chan.

>>80282524
2 steps to triggering tumblr
1. dare to be born a fucking white male
2. have principles

>>80282608
>4chan
>principles
Nice try, redditor.

>le stronk womyn
>stronk meaning just like a dude

what a piece of shit

why hasn't anyone made a female spy in the vein of Tinker Tailor or The American? Basically no ebin Matrix fistfights and just a cerebral, quiet tension that builds as we realize the stakes.

>>80282709
Thanks for proving my point, tumblrina. :^)

>>80277773
Salt was fuckn terrible okay, great first 15 minutes though.

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Well, I'm interested

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Fuuuuug

>>80283330
Mmm dat soft little Boutella tit.

>>80283330
>Literally "strong independent womyn who don't need no man" the movie
Let's see how badly they rape the john wick artstyle.

>>80276530
Atomic Blonde vs Hobo with a Shotgun when

>>80283484
I agree. But lesbian sex is still one of the miracles of universe.

>>80276530
Why is CGI blood SO FUCKING BAD? The blood at 33 seconds is absolutely awful. I'd prefer not showing any blood at all from the gunshots than such terrible looking shit.

>>80282816
because women are oppression

>>80283330
God help me, I can already see the feminists complaining about the "male gaze".

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>queen
>lesbians
>john wick ripoff
>meme actors

D R O P P E D

>>80283330
Guess I'm watching this then.

>>80277773
>wants a salt sequel with a black woman

does she mean pepper?

>>80276530

Damn, looks like they're building her up as the next Angelina Jolie.

>>80276530
Looks like John Wick plus Hanna with a twist of Rodriguez.

>>80276530
Better than Wonder Woman

>>80276530
>a female fights off men twice her size

I hate this meme so much. Just use guns like John Wick

this trailer makes the movie look infinitely more exciting and interesting than GHOST IN THE TACO BELL: SCARJO

also GITS will be pg13 and this has hot lesbian sex in it with charlize theron and its NUDE AND FUCK ITS R RATED IM COMING

>>80285251
To be fair, she got the shit kicked out of her and most of the damage she did was by tossing them down the stairs.

>>80285290
True, and I agree it's more realistic than most "strong female" movies, but she still smacks men around like they're weaklings. John Wick 2 did it pretty good when it was Wick vs Mute Girl. He would toss her around, but also had to watch himself from her knife. He basically won by overpowering her

>neo/tv/ pretending like they aren't interested in this kino
This whole thread reeks of newfags trying too hard to fit in.

A 110 pounds model tossing a few bad guys around like ragdolls? Fat chance. Is there a black scientist inventing gadgets for her as well? I'll pass on more feminist programming.

>>80276530
alright. cast looks pretty good.

>>80279442
Noce try beta

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>>80283679
>john wick ripoff
>by the director that made john wick

>>80276530
>blatant viral marketing campaign

This looks like trite garbage.

>>80286639
So you're saying he's a one trick pony?

>>80286683
>not knowing the director
>not even half asslooking on google to know he's made some good and some mediocre
>everyone crying for more movies like Wick
>he makes another like Wick
>yet your still trying to find a way to complain

>>80286777
He's already made another like wick. It's called john wick 2.

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>>80276530
>female operator
>female overpowering a male thug

A movie about Charlize Theron in thigh highs wrecking everyone's shit and having the occasional lesbo sex while wearing thigh highs.

I can dig it.

>>80287001
>lol sex appeal and femdom amirite u guize?
Why is this always the selling point of female empowerment movies?

>>80283330
im sold

>>80277833
I love the song as much as anyone but until someone figures out a way to top Shaun Of The Dead's "Don't Stop Me Now" scene there should be a limit on Queen being used.

>>80276530

She's old.

>>80287158
Are you a fag or something?

>>80278565
Yeah, dude that worked on the first one (David Leitch) and the choreo place that did the second (87eleven Action Design)

>>80287158
>female empowerment
It's an action movie with a sexy female star. No need to frame it as something it's not.

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>>80276530
>it's unrelated to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tko1G6XRiQ

>>80276530
No shaky cam, epic fucking woman beating the shit out of the patriarchy COUNT ME FUCKING IN.

>>80287633
I thought with the name and all Charlize Theron's look was pretty obviously designed after Debbie Harry

>>80287158
because no men would see it otherwise you retard

>>80283612
I saw someone on another board point that out.

Meh. As a man, this movie feels like it was made for me. That's good for me.

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>>80287749
>>80287001
>>80285268
>>80282524
>>80281048
>>80277833
>>80276530
All the same guy

>>80286683
A one Wick pony

This looks like a shit kill bill british edition. PASS.

>>80276530
so...like...is this what a black widow stand alone would look like and why they havent made one?

>>80276530
trailer sucks, that queen song is so misplaced

>>80289132
trailer is cool, but song is some dc cancer

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>>80278679

>kinocheck

Couldn't they have gotten a chick that doesn't have one foot in the grave?

>>80276530
PUT THE GUN DOWN CHARLIZE

>>80283679

>John Goodman is a meme actor now

I'm getting too old for this shit.

>>80276530
Never link kino check trailers again.
They put to much shit over the actual trailer.

>>80283330
gay

>>80287001
>i like thigh highs

>>80276530
looks stupid, we wont the john wick audience, but women, strong independant women, only reason i would see this schlock is for james mcavoy

>>80277773
wtf, what a racist bitch,

>>80277773
Colombiana has a black female assassin

>>80291427
>blacks
>racist as fuck

quelle surprise

>>80289767
seenthis webm like a dozen times

only now seen the bitch's reaction

>>80276530
>strong womy who need no man

No thanks

>>80289767
I am fascinated by how naturally his prosthetic leg moves

>>80289046
ScarJo would be even more unbelievable than Charlize at the action scenes. Charlize is atleast 5'10 but Scarjo is 5'3

>>80280663
Queen was ejoyanle when I was 9 years old. Its fucking shit like abba, grow up you pleb

>>80278058
>physically overpower
>Gets almost wrecked in the fight, has to struggle to win, face is constantly beaten up

It's like you guys don't really consider shit and just meme away

>>80291536
>>80278604

>>80277833
It should've been bicycle.

>>80276530
>its another super secret woman/man that beats people up movie

Boring.

>>80276530
ITT Movies that could never be made today.

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>>80276530
>KinoCheck

>>80279162
He's saying the comparison is valid and you're wrong, you raging retard

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I'm pretty sure Charlize Theron could beat the shit out of everybody in this thread

>>80296453

She ain't so tough without daddy's gun

>>80276530

Jane Wick

>>80276530
>muh stronk wimin
Into the trash

>>80296453
Based on what? Those heels?

>>80278857
I'm pretty sure that guys with an Amazon fetish don't fantasize dominating women but rather the opposite.

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>>80294219
>he doesn't like Abba

>>80277773

>cocky mcswagsalot

haha haaa

>all the posts praising are are just simple things like 'this looks cool' or 'holy shit so awesome'
>most of the posts complaining about it (minus muh strong women memers) articulate their reasons for disliking it well.
Huh, really makes you tihnk

>Roughly 3/4 of the comments are completely interchangeable and boil down to: "Girls can't punch!"
This is why I come to /tv/. The deep discussions.

>>80276530

It looks like John Wick at half the speed. That being said I will watch is solely for a sofia boutella/furiosa sex scene.

>What if John Wick was an overly emotional female with superhuman strength?

>>80277773

>skin color don't matter
>only when it does

>>80297953
I think the idea is to make it less cartoonish.
John Wick action scenes look like their straight out of a video game. Not that it's a bad thing.

But I think they made them deliberately a little slower and with more stumbling to make things look grittier.

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>>80277833
I think you took a wrong turn faggot

>>80298821
>I think the idea is to make it less cartoonish.

It's not working

>>80276530
Is it just me or can you never take a woman seriously in roles like this.

>>80299093

Nothing about the trailer takes itself seriously so mission accomplished.

>>80298821
>slow and stumbling = gritty
Really boils the noggin

>>80299212
What? You assume that a brawl usually looks like the Raid or some shit?

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An action film with blood, lesbian sex, and Theron, Worth a watch.

>>80299632
You said gritty. Not realistic.
Faggot.

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>>80282142
Now that you mention it the build up for that fight scene was HUGE and ended fast. While the Common one was the opposite

>>80289767
Why did you ever even decide to save this on your computer? To reinforce yor misogynist beliefs? Those chicks could smash your drooling neckbeard face in. Besides they are helping two different MEN to climb over that fence in the background.

I get a The Long Kiss Goodnight vibe from the trailer. I approve.

>>80299800
And? I wouldn't call it realistic. Maybe slightly more grounded. It definitely has a grittier feel to it than John Wick.

Now stop picking my words apart, pencil dick. You can call it what you want.

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>>80300216

you seem upset.

>>80300216
Maybe because it's fucking cool to see someone physically handicapped complete a hurdle which even average healthy adults might not be able to, and he did it with one fucking arm and a prosthetic leg.

>>80300280
>Triggered
For the future you should keep in mind that words actually have clearly defined meanings.

>>80289767

that's cheating, he's substantially lighter than he should be

>>80300298
story?

>>80300375
> Le tough bad bitch kept calling out everyone and calling them pussies for not wanting to throw down with her, until some goon did and knocked her on her ass

>>80300426
9gag pls

>>80300298
What's this webm trying to convey? That taller and twice as heavy guy can knock over a woman? Gee i had no idea

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>>80283819
KEK

>>80300702
>Gee i had no idea

No one expects ideas from your delicate feminine brain, don't worry.

>>80291715
biomedical engineering is pretty dope fampai.

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You know, I'd really love it if they would actually have muscular women doing this type of stuff. Seeing some twig beat up men much larger than herself is just awful. Jesus, just put on some muscle. pls

>>80287846
>>80285268 is my only post in this thread though.

dont get me wrong, this movie looks like shit. but it looks less shitty than gits.

i dont like charlize as an actress. nothing she has been in interests me.

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>>80283330
>characters meet in a bar
>proceed to sex scene

>>80291536
it's not like these people even watch movies

>>80300298
i love how the other guys start running to stop him even before she's on the ground

>>80276530
>Woman fighting and winning against a man
Is this movie suppose to be a comedy or what?
Also:
>Charlize Theron
>Instead of a younger more goodlooking actress like Elle Fanning
One job.

>>80300298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRfCpQx_FDE

>>80287584
11 years younger than Keanu.

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>>80302080
>Elle Fanning
>Better looking than Theron

I like my femdom / BDSM but these kind of films feel perverted and awkward to watch at a cinema

>>80302080
Is this another faggot that pretends ugly ass Elle is more attractive than a good looking actress?

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>>80302080
This, I can only suspend my disbelief so much

>>80302083
I wonder if he got a lot of shit afterwards.

>>80302115
>>80302147
Charlize Theron is an old hag, though.

>>80276530
>movie is called atomic blonde
>doesn't feature the song "Atomic" by Blondie

what

>>80302248
See
>>80302096

>>80287567
Fucking underrated scene

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I think those were some of the hardest hits I've seen a female character take in a movie

I'm impressed, they're actually gonna have her get the shit kicked out of her in addition to her murdering everyone she sees

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>>80276530
I love Charlie but I can't seriously watch a fe-male in a fistfight.

>>80302829
Yeah, even female superheroes don't get hit that hard. I wonder if any of the mooks are female.

>expecting a super hero woman
>she gets beaten up by random thugs
I don't know if I like that.

>>80302080
>complains that she doesn't look tough enough to beat people up
>would rather the walking twig Elle do the role
That'd be even more ridiculous.

why is queen in so many trailers now?

Think I've seen this one before.

>>80278782
So you mean melancholy covers are dead? Great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d9AWUCpRr0&t

>>80277556
I blame Suicide Squad trailers for this shit.

>for la queen haha
>bollocks!
us brits huh? xD

>>80276530
>Joan Witch

>>80276530
John wick 4 ; gender operation

>>80276530
>This looks amazing

...ly awful.

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>>80276530
stronk indipundit womyn sauce over the john wick formula.

>>80305341
>>80305247
Similarly choreographed sure. But if the trailer is anything to go by it has a pretty different tone and look.

>>80305880
gun waifu are the best

>>80287667
Debbie gets a cameo or I burn the place down.