JUST

I hope she dies

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>>80275947

>>80275966
Brad pls

is the Batboy an adult yet?

>>80276034
>When you love Ethiopian kids so much that you start to turn into one.

>>80275947
>National Enquirer

nope

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>>80276107

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NOOOOOOO NOT THE SPECIAL ENVOY FOR THE UNITED NATIONS HIGH COMISSIONR FOR REFUGEES

>>80276299
>says an insider

>>80276350
How old is this shit? i can;t believe she's only 32

>>80275997
KEK!

>>80276142
I thought they just took her tits why they take her legs too

>>80276350

what a disrespectful cunt

>>80276451
She's not. must be at least 10y old

>>80275998
she was always a sick cunt

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>>80275997
>pasta melts belly fat
not in my case for sure

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>>80276350

Shiloh is cute. CUTE!

>>80276761
kill yourself pedo

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>>80275997
>that shop
>"JAIL CLINTON NOW!"

>>80276761
Einstein was a piece of shit thief though

>>80276451

Shes 41 now

Looks terrible for her age thanks to her drug habit and cosmetic surgery

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>>80276350

>hfw you're actually the millionaire daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and you look just like one of their 20 maids daughter.

>>80276761

>That fucking shirt

Einstein was also a DOCUMENTED SKILLED migrant, who was a legitimate refugee because he was Jewish fleeing Jewish persecution.

He was from the persecuted religion, not a Nazi.

>>80276937

>Mr Pitt, thank God you're here, we found this burglar in your house, she put up a struggle but we soon beat the sass out of her, the police are on their way
But that's my beautiful Somalian daughter
>Mr Pitt, this isn't time for jokes

>>80275947
I could bench press her. Yeah gains and shit!

>>80276937

>Got saved from a life of taking handouts, to be American royalty who will never want for anything in life
>Still walk around with a ghetto expression looking like your ready to jump on the first white bitch to give you eye contact

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>>80275947
She's very low-energy. She's probably been hanging around with Jeb!

>>80276350
that's hilarious, great job whomever made this!

Actually it's not hilarious. My mother suffered from postpartum depression and hated me my entire like because she never got help. Fuck you for making light of such a serious situation.

>>80277185
No one made this up, it's fucking true.

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>>80275997
The sad thing is that shop isn't far from the real deal

>>80276357

It's good enough for the Times and the Post now,
so who's to it's below the Enquirer?

>>80275947
>grocery store checkout tier tabloid shit

this is a lower level shitpost than even the /tv/ standard

>>80277320
it's treason then

>>80277185
i hate you too

>>80275947
>79 pounds
Jesus Christ, does she even eat anything?

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>>80277410
She's even rocking Sheev's treason outfit now

lol these national enquirer covers are meme-a-licious

>>80277471
shut the fuck up anon.

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>>80277501
Also just realized she's doing the Carmela Soprano depression thing, maybe she'll drop Bill or lose her mind.

>>80275997
Who buys these? Seriously.

In all my years going to the grocery store I have never once seen a magazine purchased or even taken off the rack. Sort of the same way I have never actually seen a blind person use braille.

There is something wrong here.

>>80275966
dubs confirm Angie will die but not before being dragged through a long and painful dying process.

>>80277185
waah!

please anonymous people on a Mongolian tea forum hold my hand mommy didn't love me.

you wanna went do it to a therapist not on a fucking website that makes memes in a meme thread about a deranged woman

>>80277759
Jesus christ who let this shitskin on 4chan?
Anyone have a 3rd world translator? Get the fuck off my board.

>>80277699
>Sort of the same way I have never actually seen a blind person use braille.
How is a blind person even supposed to find the extremely small braille signs that are pretty infrequent?

>>80277759
WHO WAS PONE?!?!

Reminder that this was the only paper that endorsed Trump

Good.

>>80277800
>>80277830
1 minute apart, either think about what you're gonna write and do it in one post or wait the customary 3 mins before you samefag you fucking spas

>>80276761
>Einstein was a refugee
fuck borders and shit

>>80277425
Jesus Christ who killed that kid? Why has that been such a thing since the 90s?

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>>80277836
>tfw the national enquirer and Alex Jones are more reputable now than any major newspaper
This timeline is so fucking bizarre

Can you imaging fucking her and feeling her bones all over you.

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>>80275947
that's disgusting
does she have an eating disorder or something

>>80277923
The brother

>>80277960
it's fake
they fake everything lol

>>80277950
That reminded me of those anorexic porn videos. Fascinating stuff

>>80277950
bones clacking and all that shit

>>80276142
I see why Brad would want ot fuck Marion Cotillard instead

>>80277960
She just loves heroin

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What did she mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aoh0uwEze70

>>80277931

>kokomo tribune
>daily news of newburyport
>mineral wells index
>billings gazette

kek

>>80277931
>alex jones is reputable
Literally how?
>look up one of his sources
>it's just some random blog theories
>constantly claims books mean say or imply things that they don't so it can fit his opinion

Even if I disagree with their politics I can't agree alex jones is more reputable.

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>>80275947
>cut of tits cuz cancer lurks
>proceed to kill body by not eating

Female logic.

>>80277806
braille is by law mounted at the same height on the wall, at least in the United States.

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>>80275997
>someone is paid to make JUST edits for magazines nobody buys

>>80276761
>>80276937
>Hebrew name
>dat shirt
>dat hair
>dat attaché
xer's gonna be a special individual once xer grows up.

>>80277874
>samefag

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80276937
He looks like a mini-Brad, that's a he right?

>typing up >>80278257
>remember the jokes with the word attaché on an episode of Those Conspiracy Guys
>it was on JonBenét Ramsey
>scroll down and see >>80277425
damn

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How do you stop him?

>>80278382
it's transitioning I think

>>80278575
I thought he joined the Navy

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>>80277699
I used to occasionally pick up the weekly world news for a laugh when they still printed it. RIP in peace weekly world news.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WHY

>Amerifats actually believe this shit

>>80275997
Imagine Hillary going to pick up some cheese & crackers at the grocery store and seeing this shit.

>>80276761
>"Einstein was a refugee"

Yeah from Germany not shitholistan.

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>>80275966

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>>80275947

>>80276761
She's definitely her parent's child. Brad Pitt's eyes and brow, and especially in the profile view, see some Jon Voight in the cheeks and mouth (which is odd because besides the cheekbones, I never saw much resemblance between Angelina and her father).

>>80277222
>Sharia Law Arachnids
My sides went off on the Hajj.

>>80278163
>nobody buys them
>they still print them

Something's wrong with your logic.

>>80278735
damn that is genuinely not a good look

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I like to draw on magazine covers at work

>>80278575
Showing your age, grandpa

>>80275966

Execute Order 66.

>>80278735
White """"women"""" were a mistake

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>>80279022

>>80279022
Looks like a Scanner Darkly

>>80279030
showing your youth numale

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>>80278757
But she was

>>80276761

I'll laugh when he's the one that's gonna be famous as fuck when he gets older

>>80276761
>black Ugg boots

>>80278735
Does Brad have Toxic sperm or something.

>mfw he's slowly mutating/killing them like Peter Parker did to Mary Jane.

>>80279156
I think it's supposed to be a girl

>>80279009
Hey, it's not my problem if they pay the meme-drawing guy with laundered money.

>>80276034
That's an old one, she doesn't have breasts anymore. She had them removed.

>>80279022
Hit him so hard he turned into George Lucas.

>>80277759
>you wanna went do it

>>80277185
nice blog post faggot

>>80278735
Still hoping it's not permanent and just for the movie role.

>>80279070
I like the Depp

>>80278735

The first picture is from the shooting of the movie "Rock'n'Roll". It's not real.

>>80279624
I like the it.

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>>80275997

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>>80275947

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLtTx2wAUbk

>>80276142
Damn, Angelina Jolie looks like THAT?

>>80279253
And replaced by an ageless set.

Learn2Hollywood.

>>80276107
Ethiopan kids aren't the malnourished ones, that would be the Sudanese

>>80276299
Goddamn Travolta looks ridiculous now.

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>>80278575
NOBODY STOPS THE BAT BOY

>>80276299
>massage-related deaths

>>80276299
Leah Remini confirmed this on Joe Rogan's podcast

>>80275997
Do /tv/ shitposters write for tabloids?

>>80278702
>tfw MAD Magazine may end up going in a few years

>>80275947

lie still you bag of bones

>>80277185
Haha your mommy hates you.

>>80276008
underrated

>>80277501
Hillary a cute! A CUTE!

>>80277699
Donald Trump reads the National Enquirer. He cites them as the source of some of his information.

>>80275966
Rude.

>when you cut your tits off to avoid cancer, but you get AIDS during the surgery.

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>>80282377
she's a cunt

>>80276299
> It was murder
it's not murder if its in the glorious name of Xenu

>>80276937
ah, i see brad's daughter is looking like her grandfather, robert redford, more each passing day

>>80277185
> My mother suffered from postpartum depression

I'm pretty sure any woman who gave birth to you would have depression

>>80277185
It's not just your mom anon, we all hate you too you pathetic whining faggot

>>80277222
haven't seen that one thanks anon also nice trips check mine

>>80277425
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>80277950
Ew, rickety but easy to throw around

>>80279022
thanks for the laugh anon

>>80283909
>>80283877
>>80277240
>>80277432
>>80277759
>>80279556
>>80282148
>>80283877
nice samefagging

Too much spirit cooking and other creepy shit

She turned into a literal witch

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shell be fine

>>80277425

Still can't believe America had a tranny first lady

>>80282225
As does infowars. Apparently the inquire drops hot info that is also real

>>80275947

Once a heroin junkie, always a heroin junkie?

>>80276299

Yeah. Go watch Going Clear. Scariest movie ever.

I mean, I always knew Tom Cruise was a Scientologist. But I can never look at him the same way again after seeing that movie.

>>80277950
Ew, no wonder Brad left

>>80276761

Why does she have a haircut like a 45-year-old lesbian?

>>80277923
>Why has that been such a thing since the 90s?

Cute dead white girl.

>>80275947
I wish she was my mom and I could comfort her

>>80277931
>This timeline

This meme needs to fucking die.

>>80285526
What are you retarded?

>>80276142
Whats up with her left knee cap?

>>80277699
>Who buys these? Seriously.
Women.

>>80278757
>"Such utter lies, my human suit looks nothing like that!"

So /tv/ is dead I guess

>>80286692
So this is how /tv/ dies. With thunderous applause.

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Should have stayed with Jennifer. Aged gracefully as hell.

based sange and swagcunt

>>80287056
Got a pretty comfy boner watching her in Millers

>>80276761
>>80276350
i get the feeling shiloh started acting like she was a boy so she could get more attention from her parents

>>80277222
>haha you are literally this guy if you don't want muslims in your town

>>80275966
agreed

>>80277759
what did he mean by this

>>80289540
holy fucking shit dude
the projection

>>80275997
>>80275966

>>80281942
>implying we have jobs
top keek

>>80276142
Is she going to be in the next Alien movie?

>>80276761
Angelina is such a fucking cunt. Why would you politicize your kids?

>>80290011

Lots of parents treat their kids like walking billboards. Gotta accumulat those Social Justice points.

>>80289787
Look at the author's name. It's meant to be a fearmongering satirical

>>80277699
>Who buys these? Seriously.
Americans.

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>>80275947
shell be fine

>>80278030
what the fuck is this shit

>>80290064
oh my bad
i'm sorry man

>>80286145
Do you even infinite worldline theory?

>>80292240

Eh, I think most timelineposters are Mandela Effect people, not really fans of quantum mechanics.

>>80275947

>fucktoy for the elite burned out
>tabloid reports

wow that never happened before. EVER

>>80292300
Thing is that the quantum theory doesnt actually rule out things like the Mandela effect being real.

>>80292419

You're right.

I guess I wrote off all the Mandela Effect people as just people with a bad memory, since human memory is extremely unreliable.

>>80292481
Some, if not most, of it is probably just bad memory but i think there are at least a couple of actual instances.

>>80292419
>believing in the quantum jew
>believing shitty theoretical physics can defy basic metaphysics

>>80279009
>what is money laundering

>>80292558

You can get people to "remember" things that never happened by telling them a story, since much of memory recall is simply story recall. When people remember their earliest memories from childhood, it's a memory of a memory of a memory, or really, a story they keep telling themselves. There's a reason why people's earliest memories are often around the time they started speaking, since pre-verbal memories don't really have a narrative to go with, unless parents ask their children about earlier memories frequently.

So, when people online say "Remember that movie with Sinbad where he was a genie and the name of the movie was Shazam?"

That contains two errors. Shaq played a genie in the movie Kazaam.

Compare the two statements:

"Remember that movie with Sinbad where he was a genie and the name of the movie was Shazam?"
"Remember that movie with Shaq where he was a genie and the name of the movie was Kazaam?"

The first sounds close enough, good enough, and since most people don't have photographic memory, you can lead people on, "Oh yeah, I think I do remember that..." It takes advantage of their foggy memories. Plus, Sinbad always wore baggy pants, kind of like a genie.

It's also why rumors can spread so quickly, like eyewitnesses claiming Michael Brown had his hands up or his back turned to a cop before he got shot. And they people just repeat the rumor and it becomes "absorbed" into memory.

It's how some "therapists" can get people to remember past lives, by basically having people daydream, and then their memory of that is portrayed as an older memory.

>>80277222
this is like level 9 redpill

I simply don't understand skinny people. Food is the most delicious thing you can experience, why deny your body it's sweet, gooey goodness?

>>80293597

Consider heroin for example (which Angelina Jolie has done). Junkies would probably say heroin is the most delicious thing you can experience, so they probably neglect eating food.

For other people, they're obsessed with looking thin, especially if their job depends on it.

>>80276937
wow that hairline really makes you think

Americans are crazy

>>80275947
>national enquirer
just a reminder that the same rag that brought you batboy is "real news" for polerinas

>>80292975
national enquirer is most definitely not paid for with laundering. retards, the poor and the uneducated eat outlandish conspiracies up and its why ne has been a grocery store staple for decades

>>80276937
Why are they being followed by CCH Pounder ?

>>80294358
Bat Boy was Weekly World News.

>>80290140
Never go full Xeno

>>80290140
she looks like a Titan.

>>80276142
She could be so attractive if she'd just eat.

>be brad
>star in fucking fight club
>still end up as one of the biggest cucks imaginable

almost as shocking as the kind of kids will smiths sperm produces

>>80276142
way too thicc

>>80276761
What are the odds that two of the most attractive people in Hollywood would have one of the ugliest children in the world?

>>80275997
JUST

>>80296360
She isnt ugly she was just raised by a mentally ill cunt and a cuck

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JUST

>>80276142
STICC

>>80276142
what a fatty

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>>80290140
she looks like van damme's long lost sister

>>80275966
same

she has always been ugly... somehow convinces brad pitt to fuck her over a wayyy more attractive women.. then Literally turns him into the epitome of a cuck and has him raising fucking random men's children from around the world for no reason...

>>80276350
Well, she's not that wrong about the privilege though, because being born into that much money is hitting the jackpot right from the start.

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>>80275997
MEME
A
G
I
C

>>80296581
nah m8 she was piff in tomb raider

piff

>>80275947
needs to eat more spiders

Yay!!!

>>80276350
Dumb lib succubus

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>>80275997
>Bill Cosby's Cancer Crisis

>>80275997
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>80296800
Never to my taste... plus Rhona Mitra was way hotter dressed up as tomb raider

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>yfw it's not a shoop

>>80276937
At least he finally got a son after being cucked for so long

Honestly all females should be aborted or forced to transition into males like this. Only way to to really kill this hard hitting wave of feminism over the years. Only way to bat crazy is to go even nuttier yourself. This is good progress!

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Guys this isnt fucking funny
I am recovering from anorexia, I used to be 100lbs at 6'0 and I am 124lbs now. This shit isn't a fucking joke, it destroys the mind and makes you act in a highly irrational way

For example, I used to superglue garlic powder to one side of a coin then onion powder to another and flip it to decide if I was allowed to use onion or garlic in my soup (both is too many calories) and I snapped my ID in half because I thought a full size ID was for a full size (ie fat) person

Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if Angelina Jolie only adopts little Kenyan children because she hasnt had any pasta.

>>80278971
RADIO GRAFFITI

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>>80296940

>>80281690
lmao at the picture of bush with the knife

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>>80296991
>top right

>>80275947
Is that the first case of female JUSTing after a divorce?

>>80276761
i would fug that cunny

>>80275966
Like I get you guys are edgy but some of you guys seem to genuinely wish death and suffering on others just because they made some movies you don't like.

What's with that?

>>80297242
Her ideas are the cancer that's killing the West.

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>>80275966
Rude

>>80276142
>showing off her curves
Man she still got it!

>>80296421
I know those words but that headline makes no sense

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I still dream of prime Angie's lips on my dick often.

>>80297327
>prime Angie
>not Beowulf

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>>80297306
>curves

>>80292481
Thing is, both are possibly true. Only the present exists, so all we have to go on is what we can tell from the present moment.

I genuinely believe that human perception is less influenced by cause and effect until you reach adulthood, so it's genuinely possible for you to see something as a kid that you can be almost certain didn't happen or doesn't exist in adulthood.

I don't think that the Mandela effect is a particularly profound statement, but the idea behind it is a good way to introduce people into questions of consciousness and how one defines ones reality.

>>80287056
i don't know she kinda looks like a tranny in this pic

>>80278575
With a bat, booooooy!

>>80296992
>For example, I used to superglue garlic powder to one side of a coin then onion powder to another and flip it to decide if I was allowed to use onion or garlic in my soup (both is too many calories) and I snapped my ID in half because I thought a full size ID was for a full size (ie fat) person
Sounds more like autism than anorexia desu im not a doctor tho lol

>>80276937
>that hairline
just

>>80277140
they cant help their nature

>>80296992
> skinny and 6feet.
subtle humblebrag fag.

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>>80281942

>>80296360
but he looks just like brad pitt

>>80276142
more like angelina moche

>>80296940
I don't get it, why would you open the gate for someone who can pass between the grates?

>>80276142

>i need them 3rd world embryos NOW

>>80277185
Blame her, not everyone else.

Seriously she deserves it. She's an adult. She chose not to get help at your expense. My mom hated me too and I don't give a fuck if it was postpartum because she never gave it an ounce of consideration that there was something wrong with her at all.

>>80286016
C'mon, dude. I'll jerk you off!

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>>80276371
>tfw you made the wrong choice.

>>80298361
consensus most attractive actress ever in angie vs. jen "tv actress" anistonakis

>>80276034
>>80276142
They gonna do an Old Wonder Woman movie soon?

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>>80277674
Who's gonna be her Furio?

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>gossip now allowed on /tv/
Is this the dawn of a new era?

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>>80275997

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>>80298841
oh god

Helllo fellow housewives

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>>80277923
Noone killed her, shes actually Katy Perry

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FPpH-_k3PQU

>>80279022
>>80279070
Paul?

>>80276142
SKELETON WARRIORS

>>80297327
Crack whore Angie will humiliate herself more for your pleasure