>Son, why do you have a folder with pictures of a man posing

>>80275867

>Foryou isn't a very original password either

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>Implying my Dad could access my thinkpad after I installed gentoo

>>80275867

getting caught was part mf my plan, Dad.

>>80275867

Dad, it was just some screencaps from The Dark Knight rises. I was researching the film for a study in my film class.

Doing a collage for my project followed up by a 9 hour presentation. It's for my dissertation.

>>80275867
Because I'm a big guy.

>>80275867
>>80275867
>What the fuck dad? How did you get parole on that murder and rape conviction?

>>80275867
My CIA folder would probably be the best thing for pops to find.

Dad, have you ever heard of "doubles"? No? Well I'll tell ya. It when the end digits on the number count are the same. For example:-You still with me father? Ok. Good. For example: 55,66,77,33,22,11 you see? Doubles or "Dubs" for short is a prestigious thing to calculate and not everyone can get them. So dad, my question is thus. Will you check my recurring numbers?

>>80276232
>You didn't get it son, just like in everything else, you're a failure
>You're breaking your mothers heart you know

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>>80275867

IT DOESNT MATTER WHO HE IS, WHAT MATTERS IS MY ALLOWANCE!

>>80276341
Dad. please give me one last shot to prove myself to you. Or....or I will leave you and mom forever!

>>80276617
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>80275867
You're not my dad

>>80275867

DAD?

>>80275867
You know that shitty Batman movie with the high RT score? Well it's so bad that it's funny to post pictures of... I am retarded.

>>80276232
nice try kid, check these

>>80275867
You're a grumpy dad.

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>>80275867
hmmm be very careful now father

>>80275978
>falling for /g/ memes

>>80276659
It's okay anon, you can borrow these to show your pops. I was running out of room in my dubs chest anyway.