ITT: Kino women will never understand

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>>80273652

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>>80273652
Literally any kino is not understandable to women

>>80273652
so as opposed to most of you misogynist basement dwellers, i actually know a few women with genuinely good taste in movies, whose taste i respect and with whom i can go to see and discuss interesting movies across most genres, from action flicks to obscure slowmoving arthouse shit
like real adults who don't just watch shit chick flicks and go on their phone all the way through a tarkovsky movie or whatever

and yet for some reason they all can't understand why master and commander is so good and it turns out this meme is actually real and women just don't connect with this ridiculously good movie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-6gW_Iyvh8

>>80273652
I like Master and Commander but there are way too many cheesy lines for this to be Kino, a lot of the dialogue between the common sailors is hokey as fuck. It's TV movie territory

>>80273840
Women are capable of understanding art just like men, but some concepts like honor, respect and isolation (especially this one) are completely alien to them, therefore films with such themes are simply unrelatable for them.

>>80273989
Hello Stacy.

>>80273840
good for you, but I've yet to be with a girl that didn't have horrible taste in movies (bad chick flicks and horrible comedies were their favorite).
Not that it matters that much cuz with them watching a movie was just an excuse to have sex halfway through it.

>>80273706
rape kino

>>80273652
This is my girlfriend's favorite movie though.

>>80275037
>he thought it was rape

Do women understand Heat?

>>80274254

>If you show him a beetle, he'll tell you what it's thinking
>Captain knows this ship, he knows what she can do
>That's seamanship sir, BY GOD that's seamanship

Crew member just happens to be on the same dock where the enemy ship is being built

No rats

No shipwives

But yeah, Kino

>>80273652
What does, "kino," mean?

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>>80273652
>Lole girls are so dumb am i rite guise
>heh im a fuckin baller
fade to black
>i-im so lonely, i haven't left my rooms in days, i-i guess ill post more of my /tv/ waifus while perpetuating my sad and lonely gfless existence while convincing myself all girls are dumb, that ought to do the trick

>>80275379
Does sHE have a dick?

>>80275673
Ship wives were not often on board ships of the line especially during blockades, patrols and mass engagements. Also it's fairly likely that a sailor would come from a dockyard after pressganging or taking commission. A lot of sailors also got work in docks between voyages which is why plenty of Brit sailors were around in American docks.

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>>80275838
>lol this guy is a misogynist because he's a lonely virgin.
>Unlike me, of course. I fuck so many bitches whiteknighting on /tv/ while posting shite, 16-bit anime gifs

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/02/opinion/gloria-steinem-women-have-chick-flicks-what-about-men.html

>The opposite of a “chick flick” is a “prick flick.” Not only would this term serve movie marketers well, it would add to the lexicon of literary critics. For example, it could characterize a lot of contemporary fiction — works from Philip Roth and Bret Easton Ellis, for example — as well as the plays of David Mamet.
>Most of all, this new and simple label could guide confused viewers through the thicket of downloadable movies to these types of attractions:
>All the movies that glorify World War II. From classics starring John Wayne and Ronald Reagan, both masterful actors who portrayed heroism without ever leaving the studio back lot, to Steven Spielberg’s “Saving Private Ryan,” in which the character would rather risk death than be rescued.

well there you go, women will never understand sacrifice

>>80275838
your gif shows exactly how degenerate you are, and you are calling other people lonely kek

>>80276512
because women are low functioning. they are treated like children their entire lives and pampered most of the time and catered too, so of course they don't understand honor or giving your life for a cause greater than you, because they are told nothing is greater than a woman.

>>80276512
Just a reminder that's Christian Bale's stepmom

>>80275850
No.

>>80273652
This movie is pure kino

>>80275393
rape (consensual) kino

>>80275799
It's a term for the highest tier of quality movies.