NATHAN STOP IT!

>>80272272

>This is why you keep getting molested!

How does American Dad manage to be darker and still funnier than Family Guy?

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I SAID I LOVE MY D-NUTS
BLACK BAGELS Y'ALL

>>80272344
>Not women...GIRLS
>Little bitty things

What did Principal Lewis mean by this?

>>80272344
>>80272343

>That episode where Steve and Principal Lewis go on a suicide road trip and Lewis jokes about how a white man and a black boy is the worst thing they'll come across and it happens

I watched a few eps of this assuming it was generic McFarlane shit but it was surprisingly very good. Definitely better than Bob's Burgers but not as good as Futurama. I hope TBS keeps it going for a while longer.

Matthew...
Matthew...

MATTHEW!

...Math... you...can understand is what I teach in this class.

>>80272343
as far as i know all mcfarlane does is provide the voice and others with talent do the writing

and even though they are wacky the characters are still more relatable than family guy shit, even roger

>I tell you, it's a cruel, cruel world out here. Did you know I saw a man beat down another man today for a sandwich?!
>A SANDWICH, Francine.
>THIS sandwich!

Who's the funnier alien, Roger or Dr. Zoidberg?

I honestly can't choose

>>80272653
It gets funnier than futurama in later seasons.

>>80272890
Roger. though i do like Zoidberg also

>>80272821
Because in the end they understand that they're a family and that they love one another. Even though there are wacky antics, the character dynamics are on point.

>Alfred Hitchcock!
>Good tail tonight, Brian

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>it's a Steve shows off his singing talent episode

>>80273081
>it's a Steve suddenly grows abs episode

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>>80273081
>when are we goin home big bro?

>>80272343
Because their humor isn't around shallow shitty political propaganda or constant gore.

>>80273081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhI904iejqQ

>>80272343
MacFarshite doesn't interfere with the writing as much as he does with family guy. Soon as you hear a blatantly liberal opinion is AD you know Seth was in the office that day

>>80273224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=red5BAXkHT8
>They?

And another from the same episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJYcniZpT1Q

>>80273224
I was legit grooving to this

>>80273018
People shit on season 10 but my morning mimosa is 10/10

>>80273646
Morning Mimosa was godlike. The way they treated the fitness speaker at the beginning of the episode was amazing

>People here try to act cool by hating certain cartoons but praising other ones even though they are made by the same guy.


I love early family guy and if you say that its shit but american dad is great than you are solely doing it to try to seem cool.

>>80273770
t. I don't actually watch either show.

>>80273799
t. I try so hard to be cool by only liking /tv/ approved shows even though they are both childrens cartoons

>>80272444
He fucked lil cunts while high on peruvian kyo kaine

>>80273770
I think lots of people will agree with you that early family guy is great. It's zombie FG that's terrible.

And American Dad had a lot of great seasons, but it's gone way down hill now.

RANK THY AMERICAN DAD CHARACTERS:

1-Roger
2-Principal Lewis
3-Klaus
4-Stan Smith
5-Deputy Bullock
6-FRANCINE
7-Horse Renoir
8-James Lipton's pirate version
9-Serguei
10-Koala

>>80273997

Switch Bullock and Klaus and I'd agree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x95XVqu8ZYk

Post favorite scenes

>>80273997
Roger > Bullock > Stan > Principle Lewis > Francine >>>> Steve >>>>> Jeff >>>>> Hailey

>>80272343
You actually care about the characters, and they stay relatively consistent, meaning they actually have to put effort into writing.
In Family Guy, they just pull whatever lolrandumb shit they think is funny without any thought to consistency

>>80272890
zoidberg

>Dr. Brennan? Bonecall.

>>80274181
>Diarrhea more often than not
That line always gets me more than it should.

>>80273997
>no Stelio

>>80274271
Its a fucking cartoon holy shit is this really why people don't like family guy? Because they didn't want to do the sappy everyone loves each other bit that was the ending to almost every simpsons episode?

"I don't like it because they are mean to each other" Holy shit how is this still 4chan

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Post 10/10 American Dad episodes.

>>80274403
Pinecones are grenades!

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>>80274382
Ladies and gentlemen; may I present the average Family guy fan

>Is the other one a Japanese girl?
>Oh yeah

>>80274481
Well now this guy is being mean to me just like they do on family guy!!! LOL

>>80272821
>as far as i know all mcfarlane does is provide the voice and others with talent do the writing
As opposed to FG where he doesn't write anything either?

Seriously, where the fuck do you retards crawl out from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqKQPOSnAwI
Loving daughter Hayley is such a great character change.

>>80274403
> it aint me actually start playing

>>80273081
Best Steve sings episode coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ1ADWvK9TI

>>80273997
>Francine not #1

Your list is shit. Francice oriented episodes are the best.

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>>80274807
>Francine oriented
More like Oriental haha

>>80273081
I like the Krampus Steve duet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tITz-42MbRI

>>80273986
Except it hasn't. It bounced back in a big way after season 10

>>80275039
Last season was shit.

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This gets me every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcB5Hc4mxKs

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Can we all agree that "Hot Water" is the single worst episode they've ever made?

>>80275088
If you're referring to the one where Stan has a tree dad and that apocalyptic episode with Roger then your opinion is fucking garbage

>>80275145
Exactly that you filthy redditor. Show got way too self-aware. Literal reddit material.

>>80275129
It's alright, but sadly Francine can't sing for shit. There was an episode of her singing with Steve and it was brutal.

>>80275129
It has great musical numbers, that makes it at least passable.

Also it's clearly American Fung

>>80273997
koala
>has those one liners

>>80275129
The A plot of American Fung is pretty shitty.

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>>80275129
No. american fung is the worst by far

>>80275234
>Also it's clearly American Fung
Ah shit, yeah, totally forgot about that one. It was obvious what they were trying to do with the episode but even being aware of that it was still so fucking bad

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>>80275234
>>80275243
>>80275288
I repressed these Memories.
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>80275340
The ridiculousness of the plot was meant to reflect how they'd been bought out and turned into a crazy Chinese drama. They just didn't pull it off well enough.

>>80275129
Yeah, I hated it

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>I'm sorry, that was unprofessional. I've been a bit consumed with one of my other patients. He's a complicated teenage drug-addict who's being molested...by me.

>>80275552
>that scene where Stan tries to climb up a wall with cheesy hands
It was so fucking stupid i couldn't stop laughing

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>>80273224
>it's a steve wants to fuck his mom episode

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>That little bit of skin that flies off Klaus's rotting body and down Hayley's throat

>>80276093
But who doesn't want to fuck Steve's mom?

>>80276093
>it's a steve kisses his sister because he thinks he's dreaming episode

>>80276146
Roger?

>>80276188
Or maybe it's because he thought he was adopted? eh one of the two

>>80276234
Which episode is this from?

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>>80276188

>>80276223
I'm not even sure about that. Roger seems to be okay with fucking anything if it gets into his head.

>>80276265
What's with all the incest in AD?

>>80273770
Family Guy had a ton involvement from McFarlane, this is evident alone in the prototypes that exist of it that McFarlane was involved with. He was never the showrunner for American Dad, just co-creator.

>>80276259
the one where stan keeps repeating fathers day so his family can give him the perfect day

>>80272890
Roger. He's had tons of episodes centered around him. The fact that he can become other people help too.

Zoidberg is good in short bursts, but his stuff gets old when stretched too far.

>>80276223
Roger's expressed his desire to as Dan Ansom Handsome.

>>80276355
And she'd let him, too.

>>80276355
And kissed her at the wine tasting thing

>>80276355
>as

>>80272540
That's honestly one of the worst episode in the entire show.

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>>80273258
>mfw the whole first season with that bullshit
So glad he left it

>>80276334
Seth wrote 3 episodes out of 286. His dominating influence is insane.

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>Hello, I'm Pappy Van Pappy. I'd like to tell you a story about a rabbit I owned that ran away. The rabbit's a metaphor. For a slave. Ain't that right, Floppy Rabbit?!

>Klaus, this ride may be a bit dated.

>Well its certainly got my attention! :D

>>80273258
He doesn't even write Family Guy.

>>80276489
That makes it even worse

>>80272890
Roger, no contest.
Zoidberg had very little really good scenes and most people just like him because he's the underdog character.

Roger is basically the perfect character. Because of his dressup and personas premise he can fit any plot they wanna do and he works well with every single other character.

>it's a steve wants to fuck francine episode
>it's a steve wants to fuck hayley episode
>it's a hayley wants to fuck stan episode
>it's a francine dominates steve episode
I love this show

>>80276428
It's really only the first half of the first season. The second half of the first season has some episodes that are up there in quality with the good episodes from the newer season. Which is pretty good when you consider the first season of many long running shows is usually totally different.

>>80276545
Well it's gonna get cancelled soon.

>>80275129
the fuck are you taking about that episode was gold

Especially if you keep in mind that it was originally intended to be the ending of the show because they thought they would get canceled after that season.

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>>80276475
>and that when I realized I like workin on a farm for free

>>80276545
>you will never be the head writer of a popular adult cartoon where you can insert your fetishes in

>>80275129
>Well, that's it. Stan's dead. Goodnight...

It wasn't that bad. The hot tub guy was pretty funny. And Lewis is in it a lot. There's been way worse.

>>80276333
Reminder that Hayley is voiced by Seth's sister

>>80276545
>>it's a francine dominates steve episode

which episode?

>>80276581
I'll have to rewatch them, I remember being really annoying with that gun control episode.
That one with Steve riding the dude in the buffalo mascot costume was pretty fucking funny though.

>it's a Stan and Roger accidentally get high episode

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>>80276597
>that spanking episode

>>80276545
>it's a hayley fucks a stan lookalike episode
We all know she was only looking for the next best thing

>>80276694
>I think we did some sweet maneuvers from that movie Backdraft

Daily reminder that Seth is voice acting Stan, Klaus and Roger. This proves how talented he is.

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THE PINECONES ARE GRENADES

>>80276774
>I never saw Backdraft

>>80276798
>Me neither...

>>80276786
>not in the face
>O MY GOD THAT HURTS

>>80276784
>Roger

I'm pretty sure Roger has a different VA but yeah, Seth is a very talented voice actor. He even manages to sing well in the character's voice which is something most VAs struggle with.

>>80276784

Klaus isn't voiced by Seth.

Besides, all of Seth's voices sound the same. You always know its him no matter who the character is.

>>80276694
>>80276774
>Cheetos... Cheetah... there's so much beauty in this world.

>>80276863
Fuck I meant to say Klaus has a different VA.

Are steve and snot super gay for each other or what

>>80276878
The part where he drops the catfood bag and then actually floats away always kills me.

>>80276867
Stan, Rodger, Peter and Stewie are all pretty distinct. I don't believe you could tell me they are all the same person without knowing it in advance.

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>it's a 30 min Jeff special with a great musical act and it has Sinbad

>>80274781
Thats amazing.

>>80276940
>A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC

>>80275258
But that was intentionally bad.

>>80275129
i honestly loved that episode. may even be my favorite.

Best quote thread?

>My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.

*Roger & Steve watching Airplane!

>Hahaha. The pilot has an unnatural interest in that little boy!

>It didn't seem unnatural to me! Hahaha...

>:-/

>>80277090
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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tfw no actual show of mind quad and jimmy boombox touring the country solving mysteries in quirky small towns

>>80276867
I didn't know he voiced Quagmire

What are some Francine brapkino episodes?

>I've been holding that one in since Jeopardy!

>>80277090
>END OF DAAAAAYYSSSS BITCHES

>>80276940
The song sounded Meatloaf-y

>>80276878
>Dropped my Rolos

>>80277090
>she's the biggest bitch in THE UNIVERSE!!

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>>80275129
>not American Fung
WHAT
WERE
THEY
THINKING?!

>>80277252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYSVFy2UHaA
All of the music in that episode was from Wax Fang

>>80276545
Why do the writers insist on projecting their oedipus complex onto the show?

>>80277090
>in exchange for an ANGRY handy j

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He's got red eyes from smoking weed!

>That's right, foster children. Hard work builds character.
>Water break, boss?
>Oh, honey, don't call me "boss". That makes me feel like some kind of monster. Call me "Dad".
>Water break, Dad?
>No.

that whole episode was absolutely golden

>>80277442
>I made you two kiss each other while I was watching and this is how you repay me?

>>80277163
IM BRAFF ZACKLIN

>If we're going out....I need to....how do I say this.....Wipe. Better.

>>80277090
>Don't worry baby, the bus is for foreigners

Francine was waiting for Stan and worried he took the bus. It doesn't really work as a green text line, the context and delivery is what sells it.

>>80272890
Roger, simply because there is much more content with him. Zoidberg is awesome though.

I stopped watching AD a long time ago and can't remember how far I got into it. Is there a certain season where it's good to pick it up from. Just don't wanna sit through a bunch of episodes I've already watched.

>>80277775
Season 4. But the 007 parody episodes are must see.

>>80277805
Alright thanks. Is the parody episodes spread among the first three seasons?

>>80277442
>Let me guess, the only heart he can't heal is his own

>>80273081

>Steve in the shadow
>Roger in the light

This was the last time they spoke as friends

>>80277805
I think there is only 1 in the first 4 seasons. Tearjerker.

>>80277928
>Roger blaming Steve for everything moments after
Pottery

>>80277873

>The decider? What is that, some new Lea Thompson legal thriller on Lifetime? Lemme me guess. She's a judge, she has a hard time dating, - she rides a bike to work...

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marry, fuck, fuck fuck, kill

>>80277090
>Please, Mr. Lewis was my father. Call me Chocolate Dinosaur.

>>80278057
>Marry Francine
>Fuck Steve and Hayley
>Kill Stan

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>>80277090

>how do you know so much about water polo?

>growing up it was a great way to avoid Turkish people

>>80278057
Just let me fuck Francine all day and I'm good

>>80277090
>>80278123

>You came BACK from jewish camp??

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>>80274403

>Roger, stop! I'm never gonna give you that pay-per-view code!

>We'll see. This is Michael Patrick King's first draft of the Sex and the City movie. It's 700 pages.

>Ahem. "You guys know that young firefighter I did last night?" Well, his big hose spattered all over my European mosaic floor and I slipped in it. But it's okay, girls, because I landed square on the rabbit and found out what's up, Doc.

>Samantha's story made me wonder "if I slipped, would Big be there to catch me??"

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>>80273018
>>80278057
Francine is by far my waifu, I want a real-life playful, ditzy, loyal wife with her exact same features

>>80276656
>>80276265

i've always wanted to comprise a list of incestuous moments in the show cause there are a lot.
I also want to do a list of meta-incestuous cause there's a lot where whoever seth and rachel voice get super into each other

>>80278123
>Look at you quivering like the Italian Army. Thats because your legs are as weak as the Italian Air-force, which is why you've taken fewer shots than the Italian Navy.

Malarkey got some fucking pipes on him

>>80278471
It's like a whole series of that time Jason Bateman proposed to his sister on AD
>MARRY ME
That was wrong on so many levels

>Is there anything better than playing night tennis?

>Yeah, a racially pure Europe

>AHAHAHAHAHAHa

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I don't get it

What movie was pic related supposed to be?

>There's an old German saying, "Don't blame the fish". There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide

>So that time we went hang gliding and you told me you loved me?
>Neither of those things ever happened

Vacation Goo is pretty great

>>80275686
>Rogers a dirty cop? Hes been on the force for THREE HOURS

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>it's a 'there's nowhere near enough good porn of Francine on the internet' episode

>>80278835

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

https://youtu.be/RG4fLxB47xY?t=45

>>80278976
dumb braposter

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> mfw the 200th episode where they bring back all of Rogers personalities...even clip-clop

>>80277312
American fung is gold though

>>80279134
t. Fung Wah

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>>80278976
>people probably fap to this

>>80278576
In reference to greg and terry getting the smiths wedding certificate
>we'll cross your names out and write our names in
>just like we did with the vietnam memorial
>sustained laughter

>>80278466
too bad she went through a super party-girl phase.

I'm not even particularly /r9k/-ish, but she'd be "used goods" by many people's definitions.

>>80279168
I mean the mental asylum parts sucked

>that anorexia episode where the councillor keeps referring to Stan as a girl

>>80278427
>Rodger fought in Vietnam on the side of the VC

>>80279316
By the time i'd be finished with her, she'd relatively had been a virgin

>They called me Stan the man... there was a girl in my classed named Stan.

>>80275129
Dip a toe anon.

>>80276867
I had no idea that he was Quagmire until a few years ago.

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>>80278427
>eh, rice guy ah?

great use of Engrish desu

>>80276234
Most recent season. The one where they forget it was Fathers Day so stan mind wipes them everyday so they think that it's fathers day

>>80279426

>Did you hear that? They gave us nicknames! The only nickname I ever got was in eighth grade. They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary.

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>>80272657

>>80278639
It wasn't supposed to be any movie. Believe it or not, unlike Family Guy, American Dad doesn't rely exclusively on movie references for its humor.

LAVATE LAS MANOS

>>80275129
this

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>>80276584
No it's not.

>That's because I'm not Peter Gabriel, I'm Gabriel Byrne

>>80278639
its just Roger's jewel encrusted, gold shit.

> you just have deleted one episode of BONES from the DVD then you tell Roger Bones is not as good as it used to be.

Only the main character of the last video game you played can defend you. How screwed are you?

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Terrible quailty but i fucking love these guys.

>It's a "Roger kills 5 people over $20" episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R83Ftb1w2g&t=80s

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>>80272890
Zoidberg is great as the punchline and the saddest sad sack ever but its limited.
Roger is so goofy in premise that he's perfect for the absurd tone of american dad. He's a great character in situational comedy because he's completely unpredictable and as often as not he's the inciting incident AND the ultimate conclusion.

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>>80276333
>if you're going to masturbate in this house you'll do it where everyone else does... In Steve's bed!
>...What?
every time

>>80272890
Roger with Steve > Roger

>>80275234
>>80275288
>>80275243
>>80275340
>>80277312

>American fung
>Not kino

pick 0 and kill yourselves

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>>80280505
>its a Wheels and the Legman episode

>>80276475
>You came BACK from Jewish Camp!?

>>80276926
yes, and Steve's a top

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Why, Crow, Why?

>>80280640
>Your grandpa was an idiot! His legacy? A briefcase that lights up when you open it!

>>80279426
I just love that, it works so well. It sounds good at first and then it suddenly becomes a very sad nickname once you hear the reason.

He was less liked than the girl stan

>>80272890
zoidberg. roger is literally liberal decadence incarnate, he has his moments but most of the time he pisses me the fuck off. zoidberg has no ideology plastered on him

>>80277399
or their homosexuality. there's literally not 1 straight character

>>80274382
Holy shit are you 13

>>80281388
Wait... you guys think Lincoln Lover is GAY!?!

>>80281398
Na, he's probably just a normal faggot.

Post american dad musical kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_ltP7ggL0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51CO2S1TGDs&list=PL4EDA44B3E45B5D16

>>80281445
>at the beginning stan is a huge homophobe with a ridiculous reason why of course
>but then he realizes people are born gay! this isn't liberal propaganda, it's a fact guys!
>rest of the show every single character goes gay multiple times
>the only 2 constantly gay people are actually caricatures

>>80274382
family guy is trash. it's literally trying to be edgy for shock value, while the whole show's humor revolves around obscene pop culture references no one gives a shit about

american dad does this to a much smaller extent, and the episodes actually have some flow.

>lois i want money to open a sushi restaurant!
>since when do you like sushi peter?
>i dont, i just want to shout at people!
>*cutback of peter in the restaurant*
>screams gibberish at people
>black guy enter, and he shouts "black guy!"

that's the level of family guy's comedy

>>80279389
enjoy the scraps, dog

>schools out

Weekends are like mini summer.
I hope all you children's houses burn down.

>>80281613
enjoy the virginity, autist

>>80279977
>LAVATE LAS MANOS

Thank you, was just going to post this.

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>>80281529
>Do you and greg plan to give up buttplay for lent?
>Uhm... We don't consider that a vice. It's an act of love.
>Ah, well, there's the difference then. I'm giving it up for sure.

>>80281039

One of my favorite gags.

Guy humor, Hailey. Ya don't got a willy ya don't get the silly

>>80274403
Keep it in the sheathe so it doesn't get dull.

Keep the cap on so it doesn't dry out.

>>80275129
It's definitely one of my least favorite episodes.

>>80274403
This was the episode that convinced me American Dad was better than Family Guy

>>80276228
It was this one. He's also jerked it to a nude painting of her with the face cropped out.

>>80277312
I honestly liked that episode

Best B story with second best credit joke (first is mind quad)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AYJdC-VZvZE

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>that part where Francine grabs steves boner to prove he is talking to that jap girl

>>80279389
Have you seen that episode with her rose garden? She planted a rose bush for every guy she fucked, and the garden went on for miles.

Add to that her "v to a" scar.

Why is it implied francine is hotter than hayley when hayley is clearly much hotter?

>>80273675
I loved the episode on the most recent season where they make over snot for being poor

>>80282437
>This is a public road!

>>80275129
d-d-d-d-dip the toe

>>80282425
People like blondes milfs, even if she used to be a huge whore and has a wrecked undercarriage.

Hayley is the more attractive of the two, though.

>>80282425
Hayley has Herpes.

>Wow, she was really dry.

I lose it every time.

>>80282537
A small price to pay.
>smokes
>tasteful piercings
>likes to show off her feet
>probably has a nice bush

>>80282460
This was so much better than actual trapped in the closet.

>>80282425
Seems like Hayley is considered hotter when she takes care of herself.

>>80282425
>GET
>UP
>IN
>THERE
Francine knows how to work the pinky.

>Francine- I'm going to go bring some old baby clothes to Greg and Terry
>Stan- That's a great idea. They could put them on their dog, at the end of the day that's all they want, something to dress up

What happens when Patrick Stewert can't work anymore?

>>80282425
Hayley is a disease ridden, std infested, smelly hippie cunt whose dirty appearance is only surpassed by her cuck personality and worldview.

Francine is literally the perfect woman.
>super sexy
>hot body
>loving mother
>loving housewife
>always there for a good laugh
>a little kinky
>responsible yet has a childlike naivete

>>80282620
>>80282602
>>80282537

in all the episodes where hayley actually shapes up she looks 10/10 though

>>80282602
>"when she takes care of herself"
>not wanting hot hippie sex

>>80282425
Only Blonde Hailey

That stupid fucking headband is like -5 every time

Fuck TBS

>>80282670
t.autist

>>80282687
>>80282704
>>80282708
She was best as the lounge singer in the episode where Roger gets a crush on her.

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>Criss-Cross Applesauce
I can't watch this episode without absolutely losing it when his legs explode at the end.

>>80279316
Yeah, but she gave Stan a free pass with that crazy bitch

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>>80273081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCJb1n3060w

>>80282720
t. dude weed lmao hippie

>>80272890
roger especially when it gets meta

>>80282670
>hot body
From the waist up, sure.

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>>80282730
Wrong

>>80282771
Why?

>>80282745
>Girl, you're gonna feel a little prick.

>KIDS WE AREN'T LESBIANS
>I'm a child please stop including me in this

>>80282776
Wedding dress Hayley is indeed best. Patrician taste.

>>80282753
no. you on the other hand are an autist and a virgin as well. probably ugly or extremely socially awkward, never had a gf in school, hasn't had a connection with a real person that's not his immediate family in god knows how long

did i get it anon? no need to tell me, i know i did

>>80282745
I don't know why Barry's delayed melting is so god damn funny

>>80282708
>>80282425
Hayley looked good when she sang in Roger's bar and as a blonde

I still want to fuck Francine

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>I'm B6, I pick up sticks!

What did he mean by this?

>>80282813
I'M B8 AND I AM GREAT

>>80282789
She ripped her taint giving birth, and she used to be a slut.

>>80282813
>Why was Snot in your fantasy?

The sideplot where Hayley starts dating a koala was pretty pointless. Were the writers going through some shit?

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>>80282800

>>80282803
reddit has called and wants you back

>>80282397
>not the scene where she shows Steve her bare ass to prove she doesn't have that tattoo

>>80282849
truth hurts anon?

>>80282848
That meme where the last guy's brain is exploding

>>80282813
>my sister died! (dead sister)

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Francine dressed as Hayley
or
Hayley as a Blonde

>>80282874
it doesn't hurt me that you're a redditor

>Klaus: You're really going to kill 5 people over $20?
>Roger: Are you really going to ask that to the guy who just last week killed 6 people over $19?
Klaus: Oh yeah....

>>80282847
I hate Reginald. Fucking awful character. Almost as bad as Brian in most seasons of Family Guy.

>>80272821
That's true for all of his shows. He's written 2 or 3 episodes combined in 15 years. It's simply a case of different writing teams. Although I know people on here hate seth, its not his fault. And he's a god tier VA especially on AD

>oh thank god i'm just his secretary

>>80282768
>I just hope that when we get there, for once, it doesn't turn out to be me...
>Oh thank god I'm just the secretary

>>80282922
Original Regi was the best but there was no reason to evolve him beyond that bit

>Ay, gurl
>Ay, gurl
>AY, GURL
>AY, GURL

>>80282897
Blonde Hayley. Francine dressed as Hayley just looks weird.

I wonder if she's ever used that outfit in bed.

>>80282939
>>80282947
lol nice

>>80282922
The KOALAty time joke still makes me giggle.

>>80282922
>Hey Reggie, I thought you were in Afghanistan?
>Nah, not enough people signed up so they had to cancel it

GOAT exchange

>>80282898
i've been here longer than you

does it hurt that i'm right about you anon? you can't even stop responding, is the validation from getting the last word in an internet argument that important to your psyche?

>>80282886
>I'm sleepy (Depressed)
>Hypoglycemic (Annoying)
Best ones

>>80274181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBWLQMDUP0w?t=2m5s
>"Dad, what do mom's boobs look like?"
>"I'll tell yah Snot, they're perfect"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoeBAHk8Qm4

The greatest piece of violence from the entire show.

>>80283315
>I-is he going to be okay?

>>80275129
Clearly you've never had lady foot in your mouth.

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>>80283315
kek'd hard when I saw that episode. Really wasn't expecting that

I stopped watching at the end of season 12.

Is it worth getting back up to date?

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>>80283315
>close up of grey goo going out of his ear
>"well that was unexpected"

>>80276694
Motorin whats your price for flight

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Why is Michelle so perfect

>>80280640
>It's a Fish and the Jeffman episode

>it's a mind quad episode

>that sequence where the quickest way to sneak in to Nationals Park is to pose as a cuban ballplayer and illegally enter the US to be signed by the Yankees then disgraced due to steroid abuse before finally being picked up by the Nationals

>>80283718
michelle a cute CUTE!

>>80283804
I wish

Pontiac Fierro is a legitimate good car.

>This whole sequence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0JWy4dQFVk

>>80284097
What about the Pontiac Aztek?

>>80284154
Killed the best American car badge ever. Would live in though.

>>80272540
>>80276423
Worth it for the

>SO LONG JUNK MAIL
>...wait what

part

>>80280874
Not even memeing, how DID they get away with that?

>>80284254
jewish writers
it's like diplomatic immunity

>>80284254
Any joke is acceptable in the right context.

>>80284254
It's insensitive but not insulting. The joke is on the nazi fish for finding it unbelievable.

>>80272890
Gotta go with Zoidberg. He's incredible and a walking paradox
>jewish lobster
>poor doctor
>incompetent doctor

>>80282411
It's called an episiotomy, and its more likely than you think.

>>80277090
>Damn this baby!
>Damn this heat.

>when Stan and Francine stab needles in Steves head