So what does /tv/ think of 2 Broke Girls?

ANON WANT MILKY

big fat kat tats

>>80270073
wtf is this? the blonde one doesn't look like that

>>80270073
>>80270088
MILKY MILKY NOW MUMMY

look at those jugs

>>80270073
I hate myself because I like watching it even though I don't really enjoy it. I like the blond a million times more than that xenomorph faced titcow

>>80270754
>i'm a fag

What a surprise. She's not Daisy Ridley, anon.

Both are hot and I'd dick them both down.

Sadly I find myself laughing at all the racist, sexist, and drug jokes.

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>>80270073
FAT
JEWISH
TITS
I want Kat to be my gf

>>80270779
you're right, she's worse.

Blonde is the best.

>>80270893
We're hitting fag levels that shouldn't even be possible.

>>80270968
Truly people chosed by God.

>>80270073
Good in season 1, mediocre in season 2, turned into shit by Eric André

>>80270073
Started out above average. By the end of season 1 it was just mediocre. Now it just crashed and burned into a degenerate unfunny show. Would fuck both though

Post Kat's forearm hair, teeth gap, or pit stubble please.

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>>80271115
Please no
Do it

>>80270073
feet > tits

It's literally so bad it makes me uncomfortable to watch it. I don't know how anyone can not see how much this show sucks. That being said, Kat Denning's tits are amazing and I wish she'd just do porn because that's where her acting skills belong.

>>80271090
Do you think she enjoys her body in her most intimate moments? Assuming she isn't one of those weak bitches that complains about "back problems."

>>80271163
Same as all modern women, all she "enjoys" is being fucked in the ass, choked, and slapped around. It's fucking sad.

>>80271199
>citation needed

Give me one good reason for her not to enjoy having her tits and ass and belly groped by a man she trusts.

>>80271243
Why did her hair have to be all nappy for these pictures?

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>>80271243

I WANT A THICC JEWISH GIRLFRIEND SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>80271243
GOAT tits
GOAT leak
GOAT pic

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>>80271294
We both do anon. We both do.
Let it go

>>80271243
So perky

>>80271281
Because nappy hair is sexy

>>80270073
tits

>>80271253
Because she's a woman and it's current year. Sorry dude. Everything is shit.

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>>80270073
>Laugh track

>>80270073
it's like a softcore porn intended intended family guy.

"Hey look I bought this mayonnaise!"
"You think that's mayonnaise? I had to eat men mayonnaise all day when I was like 13yo and every other underage years!"

is it 2 broke girls because they're both comedically bankrupt

>>80271782
FUCK

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>being a milky mommy boy
>not being an expert in Cummings

>>80270073
If they perform the fusion technique correctly they could make the perfect female specimen

>>80271070
I never really payed attention to the show, but caught episode 1 on TV recently.

What the hell happened? It's like the writers completely stopped trying past the first two episodes. The dark humor actually felt inspired, now the script, dialogue, and gags are just the writers going through the motions.

>>80271942
CBS gave them the chuck lorre treatment since that has been wildly successful for them.

>>80271927
unfunny, hideous cunt

>>80271243
Moo

>>80271930
Kek.

>>80270073
Accurate and nuanced portrayal of asians, and it's popular in china.

>>80271294
>tfw my first time was with a thick big-titted jewess

I peaked too early.

>>80271942
The writer ran out of ideas and it turned into "I'm a loud street tough slut! I'm a preppy upper class slut! And we both are poor, cock loving, gold digers who want a bakery!"

>>80270073
more like two fat tats

>>80271090
>>80270968
>>80271436
>>80271782
G_D'S
CHOSEN
PEOPLE

Kat Dennings is beautiful, but is unfortunately jewish.

>>80274529
>Kat Dennings is beautiful, but is unfortunately jewish.
what does this mean

>>80270073
Having Kat's milky tits doesn't make up for it being the worst televised program on planet earth.

I would rather watch 24 consecutive hours of moeblob anime than one episode of Whitney Cummings's """comedy"""

I hope that once Two Broke Girls ends, Kat Dennings resorts to porn to avoid falling into obscurity.

>>80270073
Walking in on my dad watching this is pretty much catching him watching porn

Titkino

>>80271436
oh my

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>can you believe anon actually watches our show hahaha!?

If I was in charge of an episode, I would have Kat's character wear something revealing and just bounce up and down the entire episode. None of the obnoxious ethnic supporting characters.
Since it'd need a plot, I guess it'd be a bottle episode. It's laundry day, but they need to make cupcakes, so they have someone take their laundry to the cleaners while they make cupcakes in their underwear the entire episode. Out of boredom, the blonde one makes a bet with Kat's character that she can't bounce up and down the entire day, and she'd take that bet.
Would probably be the best received episode

I would easily betray my people for her

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>>80270073
I like boobs

>>80276194
>not kat filling in as a dairy cow for the day

>>80276263
God damn !

>>80270073
would be better if it was about 2 broke guys

>>80276346
2 broke glocks Shirley you mean

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>>80270073
>6 seasons

>>80277099
the show is literally Talmudic /pol/

>>80277099
She's literally juggling an ass on her chest.

It's one thing that Max has big fat tits, but the constantly joking about them and making fun of how flat-chested Caroline is makes me cum buckets.

>>80276264
>max has to get another job working at a supermarket with a cow mascot
>the job is to be one of those costumed character, so she's made to dress up as a cow
>the udders of the costume are where her tits are
>she decides to make the most of it by making lewd jokes to passersby

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>>80277797
also someone tries to milk her could be the blonde or some horny old man

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>tfw my grandmother watches this every day

Tits, Ass and one liners: The show. I've never watched more than 2 minutes of this show at one time but I know that description is 100% accurate.

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>dennings will never star in the udder insanity series

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>>80271927
What did she mean by this?

>>80271243
Overly big saggy tits. No thanks.

>>80278637
>saggy
Everyone laugh at the gay fag. When they are that big they have to hang down some. Do you expect them to stick out perfectly horizontal?

>>80277797
Mine would go something like this...

>the diner is forcing the waiting staff to wear new, more modest uniforms
>han insists that the girls button all the way up because a feminist food critic is stopping by
>max can barely fit into the new get-up, on account of less tit space
>max enters the diner holding a tray of milkshakes
>she approaches the food critic's table, breasts bulging
>her shirt rips open and her bare breasts plop out, knocking the milkshakes everywhere
>max says something like "this is like 4th grade all over again"
>all the men in the diner gather to ogle max's miraculous melons
>"well, i guess my milkshake really does bring the boys to the yard!"

>>80277693
just like my japanese animes

>>80278637
BUNDLE OF STICKS

Do you think if we raised money as a community, we could afford to hire Kat to star in a "comedy" made by us?

>>80278710
>>80277797
>>80276194
Would watch.

>>80278739
She wouldn't resist the shekels.

>>80278824
Is this shopped?

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Walk out to your car and see this. Wat do?

>>80271436
Thought that was Hilary Duff for a minute there

>>80278839
*unzips dick*

>>80270073
My ex used to watch it loads.
I fucking hated it.
I did wanna fuck Kat Dennings bad though.

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>ywn sit her on your lap and milk her swollen tits

>>80276244
>This is your average polack
wow

>>80278926
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>>80270908
She's the most whorish one
The dark haired one is more like a whore on the rebound, not as slutty but still promiscuous. She always alludes to her teenage years when she was the biggest skank around

>>80277099
The blonde one doesn't really have an ass.

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>>80270073
Why does right look like Denise from Twin Peaks?

>>80271436
Further proof that blonde hair, even when dyed, is infinitely better.

>>80279014
Are you implying you wouldn't bury your face in that ass?

>>80278603
man id lick her butthole clean after every shit

>>80278710
>all the men in the diner gather to ogle max's miraculous melons
Rather not see cuts to guys making OoO faces when I want to look at tits. Perhaps have Caroline block their path in the kitchen because she wants to protect Max's dignity or something.
Though I would love to have Max just spend the rest of the episode with her tits out because Han cheaped out and only got exactly the amount of uniforms they needed and no extras, so Max is stuck wearing a ripped open uniform. Caroline insists she at least cover herself, but Max doesn't mind

>>80279074
>Wearing heels and tight shorts to accentuate her non existent ass
If she had one sure

just another one of those dreadful yank shows that ends up being cycled on E4 just like rules of engagement

DREADFUL

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Never watched the show, but these two remind me of two girls that used to live with me.

>>80279436
Did you fuck them?

>>80279436
Did one of them have beautiful big tits?

>>80271243
I blew countless loads to these leaked pics when they first surfaced online

>>80279478
No, I'm an awkward manlet, and they were both Stacies as high as 6'2.
But they would get drunk often and walk around in their underwear. So at least I got to enjoy that.

>>80279483
Not really, but both had really nice butts.

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>you're on a date with Kat
>about to go back to her place
>"Let me ask you something"
>"What do you really think of my show?"

How do you respond?

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>>80279546
>But they would get drunk often and walk around in their underwear. So at least I got to enjoy that.
You are BOTH a cuck and got friendzoned so hard they basically walked nude around you. Jesus, anon


Anyway Jewess Tits used to be lonely waifu material before she was corrupted by her own (((((((hollywood)))))))) kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAyw37mOwxw

>>80279613
>You are BOTH a cuck and got friendzoned
You think you would've done any better, you dumb cuck?

>>80279678
I'm 6'4" and lift so it isn't that hard in uni. Thirsty girls everywhere.

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>>80279717
OK.

>>80279678
>you dumb cuck?
"I've been called a cuck! I better pull the classic "No, you," that will show 'em!"

>>80279717
yea me too

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>>80270754
>xenomorph faced titcow

>>80271115
>Post Kat's forearm hair, teeth gap, or pit stubble please.
+1

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>>80278710
So the opposite of this then

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>>80278710
>city runs low on milk, farmers strike or whatever
>kat has to supply her own for their milkshakes
>ends up making out with the feminist food critic

>>80279844
The blonde looks like a fucking man in drag.

>>80279851
this is just stupid looking. keep hers unshopped please

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Help me /tv/, I'm in love with Kat's plump, soft, dick-sucking lips

>>80279851
The buttons are a little off center and the red strip on her left hand side disappears, at least the one on her right hand side has the excuse of being blocked by her boobs

>>80279851
Is this real?

>>80279916
Dude, really

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>>80279944
Dude, really.

>>80279891
not shopped bro

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>>80279891
i imagine the actual show would have them at a more manageable size
now we just have to cast the critic and send it off to the execs for approval

and by show i mean my mind because life isnt fair

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>>80279898
just embrace it friend

>>80279965
Where did it go wrong?

>>80279851
Alternate storyline:
Max randomly steals a breast pump from a diner customer out of boredom. She starts playing around with it and develops a fetish so starts producing her own breast milk. The girls run out of milk for their cupcakes, so Max sneaks her own milk into them. Cupcakes made with her milk are much better received and they're making more money. Caroline eventually discovers Max's secret and they start pumping her like a cow, even making moo and udder puns.

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>>80280059
i like it

>>80280038
My sweetest friend...

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>>80279994
how does she bear it

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>>80280029
>This picture

Cheers man

HOW IS HER FOOT GAME

Would love to see Kat react to these made up Two Broke Girls episodes

>>80280029
Cum shoop when?

>>80281104
/r/

>>80280059
Anon... your hurting my penis

>>80279167
Some people are so easily impressed.

I wish Kat never "fixed" her qt gap teeth :(

>>80280192

hnngggg...mommy

>>80280457
She actually has some small feet in my opinion

Every Two Broke Girls thread goes right to Kat's tits.
Good, only enjoyable part of the show, and the only thing she has going for her

Would bang both!
(And the show is alright)

>>80279592
>I think they're wasting your talent and that you deserve to be doing something more meaningful

>>80282975
like porn

>>80283033
Please, anon, I wouldn't be so vulgar as to suggest a beautiful woman like Kat should do porn.

I just think she should consider doing some erotic art pieces where sexual taboos are toyed with and broken.

listening to burzum while jerking off to a jewish woman tonight

i don't know who I'm betraying more, Europa or the synagogue

>>80283245
your parents

A shame that women like this don't go into porn where they belong.

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>>80283245
Stop, anon.

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>>80274721
I hope so too.

>>80274746
Was he fapping to it?

>>80278710
>>80279125
Fucking GOAT. Somebody fund this.

>>80277693
Same. The bullying is the hottest part.

>>80277099
>>80278824
>>80278966
They're so fucking big oh my God

its dreadful

>>80283971
Or get someone to write it, which is more reasonable and possible

The fact that she knows and that she lets everyone know that she knows that she has gigantic tits, makes my dick so hard.

>>80279898
>>80280029
Yeah, her tits get all the attention so people often forget the fact she has 10/10 DSLs

>>80282975
Good God man this is the perfect response

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>>80284087
I love the sheer amount of jokes that consist solely of Max just bragging about how enormous and perfect her tits are

>>80284087
Same, also the fact she's willing to be fan service and objectified for jokes.

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beth takes a lot of photos of her butt naked feet

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>>80284183
I used to say this show should be cancelled but I've changed my mind. They're at a point in which they barely bother to write anything coherent and just limit the whole thing to showcasing Kat and Beth in slutty outfits. It's really great.

>>80284269
Boney

VR sex can't come fast enough. Just imagine the person and fuck ahead.

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>>80284287

>>80284288
It already exists, anon. Albeit with pornstars and 3d models of fictional characters

>>80284506
brehhhs

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>>80270073

>>80283971
Technically this could actually be an episode, they'd just have to censor them with objects/people/her arms and play it up for laughs. They've done stuff like that with Caroline, where she unknowingly had her skirt up or the back of a costume ripped and we could see her panties. The milkshake line even seems like a joke they'd make in the show

>>80284734
Yeah the milkshake bit is definitely the kind of cheap joke they're so fond of. But seeing her uniform rip would leave aboslutely diamonds desu

>>80284805
leave me*

>>80278710
>>80284734
>Uniform rips
>Cut to others's reactions immediately, with the implication her tits came out
>Oleg rushes in
>Han faints
>Caroline freaks out
>Feminist food critic stares at them, because ha ha, feminist being a perv.
>Rest of diner stares
>Caroline covers Max with the tray
>Max:"Well, I guess my milkshakes really do bring the boys to the yard!"
>Laugh track

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>>80284946
I could unironically see them doing that in the show desu.

>>80284626
She actually looks like a tranny here

>>80284076
Be easy as hell, just go for the lowest common denominator in terms of jokes regarding poverty, ethnicity, and sex and you'd be just as good as the writers of the show

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>>80270073
Downloaded pic related's episode literally just to fap. Same for the french maid one and this >>80284278 one.


So yeah, show's great.

>>80284946
>Uniform rips
>Laugh track
>Cut to others's reactions immediately, with the implication her tits came out
>Laugh track
>Oleg rushes in
>Laugh track
>Han faints
>Laugh track
>Caroline freaks out
>Laugh track
>Feminist food critic stares at them, because ha ha, feminist being a perv.
>Laugh track
>Rest of diner stares
>Laugh track
>Caroline covers Max with the tray
>Laugh track
>Max:"Well, I guess my milkshakes really do bring the boys to the yard!"
>Laugh track

Fixed

>>80286493
>>80286518
Anyone got webms of this scene? Cause goddamn.

I want to use Kat's massive tits as boxing bags.

There's only 2 reasons to watch it.

>>80286677
Why, when you can have lewd fun with them?

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>>80286690
Correct.

>>80270073
Does anybody masturbate regularly to this show?

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>>80286929
I do.

>kat will never milk you

>>80287036
>you will never milk Kat

>>80280059
She starts to get off to being called a cow and becomes more than willing, excited even, to become a human cow. She's able to get off and get money for it. Begins going around with her tits out regularly

>>80286929
do you?

what's up with her voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cky1sWY4GNA

Does anybody fantasize about having sex with Kat Dennings?

>>80287627
ew WTF! your such a perv

>>80287627
Fuck off, this is a Christian site.

>>80287638
I'm sorry. I'll leave now.

>>80287599
She looks thicc

>>80287627
Is that a serious question

>>80288181
those sad eyes

>>80288291
Reading a bit into it, I imagine that's just her resting default face

God I wish she did porn.

Is there any pornstar that even remotely looks like her?

>>80288503
Is that a serious question

I like that big titties actually takes bites of her food instead of pretending to eat like other shows

>>80288557
that is my fetish

>>80288538
Yes

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>>80288503

Close enough?

>tfw no big titted Jewess gf to be a good shabbos goy to

>>80271436
Yo what the heck I have a b0n3r now

>>80288503
What are some pornstars with the same budy type as T H I C C jewesses

>>80288920
>b0n3r
Really, dude?

>>80288962
Shione Cooper
Christina Jolie
Kristi Klenot
Jasmine Black
Krystal Swift
Brandy Talore
Krista James
Noelle Easton
Beverly Paige
Christy Marks
Lanie Morgan
Arianna Sinn (pre-feeding)

>>80289052
Thanks

I'm jealous of whoever gets to plow the titcow

>>80286895
>>80286347
>>80280106
>>80279100
>>80278926
>>80275880
>even her thighs/hips/butt are juicy
>she doesn't even feel the need to showcase them because she's still so much sexier than any woman around her

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>>80289383
>30 years old
>no kids
>yfw there's a significant chance of those thicc genes going extinct

This has been a nice thread