*hits the blunt*

>>80262280
For 1/4 of a second I thought this was Tony Soprano in the thumbnail.

>>80262288
EDDIE WOULD YOU SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Do u guys hit the blunt with your left or right hand?

Is there a patrician way 2 hit the blunt?

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>>80262331

>>80262340
there is nothing patrician about weed

>>80262493
fuckin cuck, hit the fuckin blunt you goddamn asshole, just hit it

>>80262518
what the fuck

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>>80262427

>>80262541
duuuuuuuuuude, listen.

just hit the blunt you fuck.

>>80262541
dude wtf??!!? just fuckin take a hit

>>80262569
EDDIE SHUT THE FUCK UP

dude just hit it

>>80262427
>>80262563
lol
fuckin kino

rare 5/5 thread

you want the big burrito or the small chorizo

>>80262280
I don't want the basic gestalt give me the full enchilada

DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE CURES CANCER LMAO
DUDE MAKES YOU SMART LMAO

>>80263005
MR. CROWDER GET OUT

>>80262280
Redditors still listen to this show?

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>>80262280
But
ALEX
But
But
Alex
But Alex
What does
Alex
What does that have to
Alex
Hey
Hey
What does that have to do with stratospheric aerosol injections?

>>80263036
literally every episode bro
latest one was epic!

>>80263037
CHECK BUZZ ALDRINS INSTRAGRAM

>>80263036
This is literally a government shill trying to keep you sleeping.

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>>80262280
*starts spouting nonsense*

>>80263036
It's not just redditors, it's us too. It's actually listened to by about everyone. It's one of the most popular podcasts out there. It's too big to make reddit accusations at people, at least.

Rogan has been a meme on /sp/ for years and we've always listened to his podcast over there.

>>80263036
fuckin LEAVE REEEEEEEEE REEEE REEEEEE

AJ don't need no erb he woke enough

>>80263105
Never happens I'm afraid, good meme attempt

>>80262280
Is it true Rogan is older than AJ? That's bananas if true. The dark knowledge of the globalists has absolutely ravaged Jones' body and aged him by like twenty years.

>>80263177
>Is it true Rogan is older than AJ?
by about 5 years.

>>80262340
no patrician would ask or care.
>KEK

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>>80263177
Thats what happens when you devote your life towards exposing globalist vamps. Thanks for the sacrifice mr jones

>>80263177
Rogan has Italian genes mind you. They always look good well into their 60s.

>>80263206
really auto correct

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR WATER FILTERS, FILL UP YOUR DROPPERS WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY (35.5ml)

THE CONDITIONING HAS BEEN BROKEN AND IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BIG ENCHILADA, DRINK YOUR "APPLE JUICE" & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BRAIN FORCE
HERBAL NOOTROPICS
SNAKE OIL
MOON OCEAN IMPACT PROBES


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMmmf84RbIw <---- HIT PLAY PATRIOTS

>YOUR INFOWARS THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR BUNKER. FAINTS SCREAMS OF SOME MAYNE STREET METEOR CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR HOMEMADE NEWS DESK, FITTED WITH DOCUMENTS ON OPRAH'S PEDOPHILE EUGENICS MONOLITH AND DEAD CHINESE ASTRONAUT MATRIX HIVEMIND WEATHER CONTROL MACHINES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE RANT YOU CALL OVER DONALD TRUMP USING TWITTER BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR 12-DIMENSIONAL ELITE FOLD-SPACE WW2 DRONE PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PSYCHIC PAPA SMURFS, FOLLOWED BY CALLS FROM CIA VAMPIRES JUST AS THE INTERNAL COUP BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE SUN = A STARGATE TO SATAN BUILT BY HILLARY CLINTON AND GOOGLE USES THE BOHEMIAN GROVE FOR GAY HOT DOG PARTIES

FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR

FOLKS TEXAN NUCLEAR RAILROADS LITERALLY POWERED BY BLOOD AND SEMEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH BACKUPS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK

>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"

-Alex Jones, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE WHITE HOUSE UNDER GROUND TUNNELS BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL VAMPIRES SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS

Brought to you by DNAforce©

cue the 2nd amendment

pls subscribe.

>>80262280
take this shit back to /pol/

>>80263177
>>80263404
>>80263329
Rogan does look older than Jones imo. He just looks like a fit old dude like Sylvester Stallone.

>>80263824
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>80262288
So did I. I'm disappointed now.

>>80263983
completely disagree joe looks younger in every way. Jones looks closer to 60

AJ goes livekino in approx 90 minutes lads

>>80262288
literally thought it was for like 5 minutes scrolling around lol

*passes blunt*

DUDE INTERDIMENSIONAL GAY PEDOPHILE PSYCHIC VAMPIRES

>>80264650
They also shapeshift, anon.

>>80262288
do you want the basic shcarole or the gabagool grande?

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>>80265245

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>>80265245
>tfw basic gestalt

>>80262340
Patricians use glassware, blunts are nig tier

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>one of the things I am embarrassed about is y2k
>this is one of the few things that I've really gotten wrong
>I did it for the wrong reasons so now I'm actually going to confess here on air
>I was on one radio station, I'd been on access tv for a few years, I had already started the show out of my house I was already on 15 radio stations so I had that at least. One big radio station. top show. At night. On a station with howard stern. Huge ratings.
>I was bringing in like 20, 30 grand a month which was a huge amount for me.
>and they come to the sales guys and they're like look, for a year you've not been behind y2k and you're not letting us have all these big sponsors. You're going to basically be fired if you don't let us endorse these sponsors and have them on air and say you believe in y2k. Doomsday shit, bunkers and everything else.
>this is one of the few times in my life where... I don't want to say I don't have integrity. I kind of let them convince me.
>then once I decided it's true I really pushed it.
>so it's almost like I lie to myself, since I'm being honest about this process.

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DRONES EXISTED SINCE WW2, NOW HIGHLY ADVANCED AND WIDELY DEPLOYED

OCEAN UNDER THE MOON

STANLEY KUBRICK FAKED MOON LANDING WITH GOVERNMENT HELP

OBELISK ON PHOBOS

INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS ARE REAL

STARS ACT AS GATEWAYS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

HUMANITY ARE THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS FOR MACHINE CONSCIOUSNESS

HUMANS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER DIMENSIONS...SOMEHOW

(((ELITE))) PEDOPHILE TECHNOCRATS ARE THE GLOBALISTS - PIZZAGATE & COMET WAS TO DISCREDIT ATTEMPTS AT INVESTIGATION

(((ELITES))) INCLUDE BILDERBERG GROUP, CLUB OF ROME, DAVROS, SOROS

(((ELITES))) TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS

THESE LOW-FREQUENCY BEINGS ARE PSYCHIC VAMPIRES

(((ELITES))) WANT TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND WIPE OUT REMAINS WITH BIOWEAPONS [VACCINES?]

GOOGLE IS HELPING (((ELITES))) BUILD A PSYCHIC HIVEMIND-POWERED MATRIX CAPABLE OF VIEWING THE FUTURE VIA SUBDIMENSIONAL FOLD-SPACE WITH THE INTENT OF MANIPULATING THE TIMELINE

FACEBOOK IS ILLUMINATI, ATTEMPTING TOTAL INFORMATION CONTROL

HAARP WEATHER MODIFICATION USING SERIES OF SATELLITES AND SUBMARINES - WEATHER WARS

LEGAL CHEMTRAIL AND BIOLOGICAL WEAPON TESTING ON CITIZENS

JFK KILLED FOR TRYING TO STOP SECRET SOCIETIES

NEIL ARMSTRONG KILLED FOR TRYING TO SPEAK ABOUT SECRET SPACE PROGRAM

OBAMA'S MOTHER WAS SEX OPERATIVE

ANDERSON COOPER PART OF CIA WIMP DIVISION

HILLARY CLINTON PEDOPHILE SERIAL KILLER HAVING 2 SEIZURES PER HOUR

CANADA EVEN MORE FUCKED THAN WE IMAGINED

PATRIOTS NOW IN OPEN REBELLION AGAINST (((ELITES)))

INTELLIGENCE AGENCY INTERNAL COUP IS UNDERWAY

WIKILEAKS CAME FROM WITHIN PATRIOT AGENCIES

CIA BEING RETAKEN BY PATRIOTS ON OUR SIDE

WE CAME THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO HAVING MEDIA BLACKOUT VIA "MINISTRY OF TRUTH"

THE (((ELITES))) ARE LOSING TO THE FORCES OF LIBERTY [NERV REPUBLIC?]

TREMENDOUS SCIENTIFIC ADVANCES WILL BE RELEASED THANKS TO TRUMP

ALEX JONES IN FREQUENT DIRECT CONTACT WITH TRUMP, LIKELY GAVE OK TO RELEASE REDPILLS

TRUMP IS REALLY TRULY HONESTLY /OURGUY/ AND POSSIBLY THE SAVIOR OF INDIVIDUALISM

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What a man he is