https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qndkHD5rwQ
Are you excited to meet Walter in a few hours?
Let's have an Alien Covenant thread and discuss what we think.
>>80253372
What song is that playing?
>>80253372
What happens in a few hours? I tried going to the link in the video but I just got redirected to 20th Century Fox.
So is wheat going to burst out of someone's chest or am I just wasting my time here?
>>80253736
I'm guessing the site for "Walter" will be up when the "Meet Walter" video hits the Internet.
>>80253856
I really hope so. That would be whey awesome.
I want a Walter. I hope he kills David.
Magneto is that you?
>>80254354
Me want meet Walter
Me go see Alien Covenant
Me no know if good
but hope so
Maybe good
Maybe buy blu ray if good
Walter maybe kill David
Make movie good
why does his name not start with an E?
>>80254855
Turn a W clockwise
>>80254855
Ealter?
Huh?
>>80254949
Ash
Bishop
Call
David
Walter
>>80254980
Really gets the ol noggin joggin
>>80254980
Explain
>>80255100
are you literate?
>>80253450
Seriously. Does anyone know?
>>80255119
ABCDW. Hilarious.
But what's the point?
Ridley is a hack.
Covenant will bomb.
Fassbender keeps going JUST.
>>80253372
>Ash
>Bishop
>Call
>David
>Walter
Just more evidence Ridley has lost it.
>>80255358
>Ridley has lost it
He actually didn't ever had it. There were guys with interesting script, ideas and spooky Gieger. They made the main work.
And calling Gieger wasn't even Scott's idea.
Directors and producers of all next movies also didn't give a fuck about creepy unknown space shit, so it all went downhill.
Cameron fucking made it kind of starship troopers, fucking faggot. Fincher made it simple b-movie tier monster horror, and that fucking frog eaters made it just retarded flick with "european" touch.
AVP is the dumbest shit that could happen after it.
No, Prometheus and Covenant are probably even shittier as they pretend to be any good.
I better go fap to Alison Tyler anal scenes to feel better.
>>80255696
But Ridley is a godlike visual director so you can't say he contributed nothing to Alien.
>>80255358
W is for Wheat
>>80253450
>>80255131
Wind of Wheats
>>80255754
No. Prometheus actually had mediocre visuals aside from landscapes and spaceship CGI crush.
>>80255155
holy shit fuck off you retard
Samuels is better
>>80255895
Here's your (You)
>type in meetwalter.com
>get foxmovies.com/
what did walter mean by this
>>80255833
I wish I could actually get the song name instead of people trolling. :(
>>80255985
He has yet to be born, anon.
He's a babe
>>80256043
Stupid old faggot Ridley Scott.
>>80256074
I think he's a bretty cool guy and I like his movies.
BUT THAT'S JUST ME
>>80256119
same
>>80256119
I like his old movies too. But desu he's good only when source material is good.
And that's good when Ridley doesn't do it.
>>80256283
I hear he's using a lot of practical effects for Covenant, which is exciting. He even has an extremely tall and lanky actor for the xeno outfit.
>>80254980
There is no good names starting with E
>>80256413
Ernest
>>80256424
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb7gspHxZiI
Remember the time when they wasted Guy Pearce's time?
>>80254931
>The ending of Covenant is Fassbender talking to Fassbender about the history of Wombo
>>80256447
Ernest Scared Stupid? That was a great Ridley Scott film.
>>80256452
Remember he's coming back
>>80256481
Yeah. And all the xenomorphs get really horny and then they explode.
>>80256319
Too bad there's no special effects that can make stupid plot not stupid.
>>80256413
Ethan, Eric, Elliot, Edrawd. These are ok.
>>80254931
>>80255358
>>80255155
>>80254980
>>80255358
Covenant
>Two androids
>David and Walter
>One is good, the other is evil
Alien 1979
>Two producers
>David Giler and Walter Hill
>?
I wonder what do they mean with this
>>80256526
I think it sounds interesting. There's a lot more going on with the plot than what we think. Read some of the recent spoiled story info. Also,Shaw is alive.
>>80255696
Remember how exciting this was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgJs7uluwlU
Remember how shit Prometheus was
Sure looked cool though
>>80256918
None of you will ever be happy if you won't allow yourself to be happy. Holy shit. Everything has to be perfect or else
WAAAHHH MUH MOVIE ISN'T THE WAY I WANT MUH PLOT MUH ACTORS MUH NOSTALGIA WAAAHHH
You soak your head, you turkey
Does no body remember those product release ads they did for Prometheus?
This is not something to be hyped about
>>80257116
We don't know any of this for sure except for the shower scene, and
OH NO SOMEONE DIES IN A SHOWER THAT'S CLICHE
So anytime anyone ever dies in a shower in any movie from this point on, it's going to make the movie a failure. Noted. People's expectations and hopes are weird nowadays.
David kills all engeneer's raceDavid created xenosshower scene
Threre's no excuse for shit like this.
>>80257160
This is a fucking cliche that is used only in cheap shitty movies. Yes, back in the day it was a cool thing to show a person (likely a girl) feeling so safe and being so vulnerable at the same time.
BUT IT IS FUCKING BORING TODAY.
Everyone knows what exactly happens next.
>>80255696
Correct. Scott is just a good cameraman.
If he has a good script and a strong writer to work with he can shoot it well
If he has a weak script, or no script, and nobody but script doctor hacks who just say yes to whatever wacky idea he has and they make it up as they film each day then you get shit like Prometheus, that awful Moses movie, the terrible Robin Hood movie, etc
He also has no spine and will do whatever the studio wants and make whatever changes they like, Terry Gilliam attributed this to too many years working in advertising in his memoir.
>>80257276
You're a very sad person.
>>80257276
>>80257313
You should watch more movies, really.
>>80253450
It's not a song it's just music composed for the Viral ad.
>>80257735
You should have been born before 2005
>>80257763
This makes me sad...
Is Sigourney Weaver going to be in it?
>>80257890
She's the facehugger.
I highly doubt she will be in it, but that would be great.
>>80255696